She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
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At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away. That'd pwn.
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 09:46:48 PMAt the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away. That'd pwn. What if the jedi just helps her park. OH wait!! what if a pack of ewoks, team up for hilarity and park the car together!
Dude! I fucking love that idea!! It should be a hidden camera show though. We watch the women try to Parrelel park for 10 minutes or so and then BAM 15 ewoks jump out of the bushes with spears and shit. They team up as a group of clumsy but ultimately lovebale heroes.
The woman should have Lost style flashbacks as well.*fails at another parking attempt**rising whoosh noise**alarm clock goes off**the woman's husband leaves her, she buys lots of cats and begins to drink**falling woosh**she tries to park again.
It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.
You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.
Quote from: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:07:11 PMYou should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.I'm not in it for the money!
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 09:33:15 PMIt's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie. This goes in the Official Misogyny Thread.
