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I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« on: February 20, 2007, 05:17:32 PM »
I was looking at FoC's list and there wasnt one movie on there I would wanna see. I own a crapload of movies, a lot of them are really good, but godfather? schindler's DEPRESSING list? Come on. Bleh.
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2007, 05:18:57 PM »
i feel the same.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2007, 05:19:11 PM »
Hey, The Godfather rawks.
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2007, 05:19:15 PM »
Godfather hate? Yeah, you should stick to games.
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2007, 05:19:55 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2007, 05:21:04 PM »
True, The Godfather does run a bit long, but there's no way you can hate the film unless you're really, really trying.
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2007, 05:21:32 PM »
Its boring and just woo mobsters or whatever. Fat guy offer cant refuse rite? I dunno I dont like mobster movies in general. I dont find anything about that era that fascinating. Only one I actually liked was Road to Perdition and even that wasnt much of a Mob movie.
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2007, 05:22:05 PM »
I like sopranos.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2007, 05:22:17 PM »
You don't like Goodfellas either?
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2007, 05:23:51 PM »
Mob movies usually bore me, with a few notable exceptions.
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2007, 05:24:08 PM »
Eh not really, I didnt HATE goodfellas, I just wouldnt watch it again, much like ill never watch spiderman 1 or 2 again.
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2007, 05:24:20 PM »
Best movie featuring mobsters is obviously Ghostbusters II.
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2007, 05:24:37 PM »
I liked casino
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2007, 05:24:52 PM »
I liked Mobsters Inc
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2007, 05:26:04 PM »
Godfather is okay.  Godfather 2 and 3 are total snore fests.  Don't really enjoy mob movies, like, at all.  Liked the Untouchables though.
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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2007, 05:26:39 PM »
Godfather is okay.  Godfather 2 and 3 are total snore fests.  Don't really enjoy mob movies, like, at all.  Liked the Untouchables though.

What about Goodfellas?
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2007, 05:27:46 PM »
I liked Godfather 2 more than 1, actually. 3 is an abomination. Secretly I want to write the script for Godfather 4 and fill it full of gay sex and Jim Carrey rubberface gags.
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2007, 05:33:50 PM »
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What about Goodfellas?

It was pretty good.  Liked it better than the Godfather flicks.  I really like Ray Liotta.
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2007, 05:35:33 PM »
Goodfellas is the greatest mob movie of all time.
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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2007, 05:40:28 PM »
So long as you guys wear your Philistine caps when you're outdoors, I'm okay with that.
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2007, 05:42:06 PM »
Goodfellas is the greatest mob movie of all time.

It's definitely the most authentic. I need to see it unedited but I doubt I'd place it above Godfather, which is as close to flawless cinema as you'll ever get
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2007, 05:43:19 PM »
Goodfellas is the greatest mob movie of all time.

It's definitely the most authentic. I need to see it unedited but I doubt I'd place it above Godfather, which is as close to flawless cinema as you'll ever get

Godfather is most certainly not flawless. In fact, there are good chunks which I would edit out of the film if I could do a "Dark Shake Ultimate Uber Awesome Recut" edition. ;)
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2007, 05:47:47 PM »
Goodfellas is the greatest mob movie of all time.

It's definitely the most authentic. I need to see it unedited but I doubt I'd place it above Godfather, which is as close to flawless cinema as you'll ever get

Godfather is most certainly not flawless. In fact, there are good chunks which I would edit out of the film if I could do a "Dark Shake Ultimate Uber Awesome Recut" edition. ;)

It's close to flawless imo. I suppose a small few would complain about the pacing, but it's very well done imo. Plus it starts off with two of the greatest scenes ever in movies - the confession to the Godfather and then the wedding.
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2007, 05:49:13 PM »
Too bad the rest of the film doesn't hold up. :-\
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2007, 05:49:35 PM »
Goodfellas was so fucking great

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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2007, 05:54:04 PM »
Too bad the rest of the film doesn't hold up. :-\

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« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2007, 06:32:48 PM »
My threads spawn new threads. It's like I'm in the sun in the foodchain.

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« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2007, 07:33:25 PM »
MAF what are your top 10 movies of all time? Your tastes are hardest to nail down.

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« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2007, 07:34:13 PM »
MAF seems more of a TV guy than a movie guy.
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« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2007, 07:35:46 PM »
MAF what are your top 10 movies of all time? Your tastes are hardest to nail down.

I bet they're better than your horrible taste.

Paths of Glory >:(
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« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2007, 07:37:33 PM »
MAF what are your top 10 movies of all time? Your tastes are hardest to nail down.

I bet they're better than your horrible taste.

Paths of Glory >:(
Solo loved it too whore(SO DOES IMDB LOL).  >:( Also PoG wouldn't be in my top 10 nor top 50 of all time

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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2007, 07:41:59 PM »
Godfather made crime movies about mobs happen and thus, crime movies about mobs turned to shit.

The Godfather movies really have no interesting story of why the characters would kill for something other then money, other then michael corleone in one scene killing the people responsible for his father's attempted assassination.

If you want to make a crime movie that doesn't have any good guys then have it explain how the criminal organization works, did godfather do that? No, it just threw out lingo, Kisses of Death, and a mumbly fat man.

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« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2007, 07:48:33 PM »
Godfather made crime movies about mobs happen and thus, crime movies about mobs turned to shit.

The Godfather movies really have no interesting story of why the characters would kill for something other then money, other then michael corleone in one scene killing the people responsible for his father's attempted assassination.


If you want to make a crime movie that doesn't have any good guys then have it explain how the criminal organization works, did godfather do that? No, it just threw out lingo, Kisses of Death, and a mumbly fat man.

:lol  :lol :lol


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« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2007, 07:54:30 PM »
Godfather made crime movies about mobs happen and thus, crime movies about mobs turned to shit.

The Godfather movies really have no interesting story of why the characters would kill for something other then money, other then michael corleone in one scene killing the people responsible for his father's attempted assassination.


If you want to make a crime movie that doesn't have any good guys then have it explain how the criminal organization works, did godfather do that? No, it just threw out lingo, Kisses of Death, and a mumbly fat man.

:lol  :lol :lol


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User Rating: 8.5/10 (21,506 votes)
Top 250: #41

That puts it ahead of To Kill a Mockingbird(my #4 of all time), Chinatown, The Bridge on the River Kwai , A Clockwork Orange, The Maltese Falcon, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jaws, The Departed, Forrest Gump, Terminator 2....

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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2007, 07:55:25 PM »
Godfather made crime movies about mobs happen and thus, crime movies about mobs turned to shit.

The Godfather movies really have no interesting story of why the characters would kill for something other then money, other then michael corleone in one scene killing the people responsible for his father's attempted assassination.

In three movies, that's the only type of murder that is not done for money.

After that the guy becomes the head of the family, brilliant.

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« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2007, 07:57:33 PM »
Godfather made crime movies about mobs happen and thus, crime movies about mobs turned to shit.

The Godfather movies really have no interesting story of why the characters would kill for something other then money, other then michael corleone in one scene killing the people responsible for his father's attempted assassination.


If you want to make a crime movie that doesn't have any good guys then have it explain how the criminal organization works, did godfather do that? No, it just threw out lingo, Kisses of Death, and a mumbly fat man.

:lol  :lol :lol


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User Rating: 8.5/10 (21,506 votes)
Top 250: #41

That puts it ahead of To Kill a Mockingbird(my #4 of all time), Chinatown, The Bridge on the River Kwai , A Clockwork Orange, The Maltese Falcon, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jaws, The Departed, Forrest Gump, Terminator 2....

Who the fuck cares? You act like that proves something when in reality the movies are rated by the SITES USERS. I love LOTR, but it's rated higher than Raiders on that list. That should tell you the list is fucked
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« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2007, 07:59:09 PM »
never seen the godfather saw the commercials for it on tv one day looks kinda gay

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« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2007, 08:01:35 PM »
damn why you didn't watch it it is classic like better than scarface and juice
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« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2007, 08:07:08 PM »
Godfather made crime movies about mobs happen and thus, crime movies about mobs turned to shit.

The Godfather movies really have no interesting story of why the characters would kill for something other then money, other then michael corleone in one scene killing the people responsible for his father's attempted assassination.


If you want to make a crime movie that doesn't have any good guys then have it explain how the criminal organization works, did godfather do that? No, it just threw out lingo, Kisses of Death, and a mumbly fat man.

:lol  :lol :lol


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User Rating: 8.5/10 (21,506 votes)
Top 250: #41

That puts it ahead of To Kill a Mockingbird(my #4 of all time), Chinatown, The Bridge on the River Kwai , A Clockwork Orange, The Maltese Falcon, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jaws, The Departed, Forrest Gump, Terminator 2....

Who the fuck cares? You act like that proves something when in reality the movies are rated by the SITES USERS. I love LOTR, but it's rated higher than Raiders on that list. That should tell you the list is fucked
I am just citing it to say its a highly regarded film

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« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2007, 08:11:43 PM »
And that makes it immune to criticism how..?

It's a bad movie. No character development and utterly laughable plot devices. My review is in Solo's thread
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« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2007, 08:13:54 PM »
And that makes it immune to criticism how..?

It's a bad movie. No character development and utterly laughable plot devices. My review is in Solo's thread
I read it. PoG rocks. Solo ranks it higher than me though.

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« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2007, 08:15:07 PM »
lol apparently the rules don't apply to Kubrick's shit. He's batting 1 for 3 in my book. The one hit (Spartacus) was a homerun total though

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« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2007, 08:20:07 PM »
Here's a good mob movie for you guys: A Bronx Tale.
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« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2007, 08:20:49 PM »
lol apparently the rules don't apply to Kubrick's shit. He's batting 1 for 3 in my book. The one hit (Spartacus) was a homerun total though



Watch Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket.
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2007, 08:26:39 PM »
Just watch Clockwork Orange–Full Metal Jacket is cool for the first forty minutes then transforms into all kinds of shit.
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Re: I actually kinda dont like almost all the 'classics' of film
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2007, 08:27:45 PM »
FMJ is a decent war film, but very low level for Kubrick. Don't listen to Himumumumumu.
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« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2007, 08:28:12 PM »
I don't understand how anyone could say that the 2nd and 3rd acts are shit. Not as good as the first act, sure, but shit? Don't make me laugh.
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« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2007, 08:29:07 PM »
lol apparently the rules don't apply to Kubrick's shit. He's batting 1 for 3 in my book. The one hit (Spartacus) was a homerun total though


Kubrick had little control over Spartacus lol. It was more Kirk Douglas' movie than Kubrick. It is great but is the least Kubricky movie he did.

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« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2007, 08:29:30 PM »
FMJ is a decent war film, but very low level for Kubrick. Don't listen to Himumumumumu.

Eh. PD may like it. Even if you think it's a weak Kubrick effort, it's still a really good movie.
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« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2007, 08:30:42 PM »
Stop recommending Kubrick to PD, if he likes films like Spartacus over 2001 he'll hate most of Kubrick's filmography.
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« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2007, 08:33:31 PM »
Here's a good mob movie for you guys: A Bronx Tale.

That's the movie with that annoying fuck face kid right? Lol I saw some of it on TV once. It was pretty damn interesting but the kid's voice was OMG annoying. And I'm the type of guy who wasn't really annoyed by Sophia Coppola in Godfather III, but this kid pissed me off
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« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2007, 08:39:32 PM »
I have no clue what you are talking about pd.
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« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2007, 08:39:56 PM »
Stop recommending Kubrick to PD, if he likes films like Spartacus over 2001 he'll hate most of Kubrick's filmography.

I bet you he would hate Clockwork.
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« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2007, 08:41:24 PM »
Stop recommending Kubrick to PD, if he likes films like Spartacus over 2001 he'll hate most of Kubrick's filmography.

I bet you he would hate Clockwork.

WHERE IZ DA STORY?!
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« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2007, 08:44:02 PM »
WELLY WELLY WELLY WELLY WELLY WELL
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« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2007, 08:45:12 PM »
Stop recommending Kubrick to PD, if he likes films like Spartacus over 2001 he'll hate most of Kubrick's filmography.

I bet you he would hate Clockwork.

WHERE IZ DA STORY?!

Naw. Clockwork isn't as subtle as 2001 or FMJ. A lot of things are more spelled out for the audience, so I don't get how he wouldn't like it.
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« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2007, 08:46:40 PM »
The guy has Forrest Gump in his top ten. You never can know...
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« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2007, 08:48:05 PM »
There's nothing wrong with Forrest Gump. I think it's a pretty good movie myself. But favorite movie? Naw, I don't know about that.

I personally wish to know what he and FoC would think about Jacob's ladder.
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« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2007, 08:50:16 PM »
God, Forrest Gump is gorgeous.  I fucking love that movie.  Fuck the haters.  I adore it.

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« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2007, 08:51:06 PM »
Forrest Gump is a good movie, but it doesn't deserve to be on anybody but a Jerry's kid's top ten list.
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