Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3060015 times)

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=books&field-author=Philip%20M.%20Parker

this is the guy who has created internet compilation algorithms to create books for him

i read an interesting article on him somewhere

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_M._Parker

this dude is amazing. I want to check out one of his book, I cant believe that algo can produce anything coherent. I need examples!

THIS DUDE IS PROBABLY THE CREATOR OF SKYNET

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19451 on:** January 21, 2009, 09:52:55 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 21, 2009, 09:23:03 PM

why the fuck is a cop posting on a board?

respect boogie, bitchtits

demi · « **Reply #19452 on:** January 21, 2009, 09:54:28 PM »

boogie isnt a cop... be real now

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19453 on:** January 21, 2009, 09:54:35 PM »

Demi's going to get tasered, Mountie style.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19454 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:03:02 PM »

Poor Demi. I'll notify his mom.

drew · « **Reply #19455 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:11:58 PM »

cancun is for douches and dumb orange sluts

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #19456 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:38:10 PM »

The newest Tapezilla podcast is pretty funny:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=280605639

It's like listening to this exact thread (bitching about GAF x 1000)

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #19457 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:06:21 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on January 21, 2009, 09:41:33 PM

Most esoteric item ever

http://www.amazon.com/2007-2012-Building-Excluding-Cafeteria-Restaurant/dp/0497503093/ref=cm_cr-mr-img

The customer reviews are

- worthy.

... $495? I could buy a PS3 for that.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #19458 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:31:29 AM »

Matrix catfight. Not hilarious, but amusing.

Robo · « **Reply #19459 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:49:49 AM »

Steve Vai

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #19460 on:** January 22, 2009, 03:56:28 AM »

omg! she could sit on my face, proceed to take a sloppy shit and i would still have a smile on my face.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19461 on:** January 22, 2009, 04:13:27 AM »

god damn

wish she was latino tho

trh · « **Reply #19462 on:** January 22, 2009, 05:43:17 AM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on January 22, 2009, 03:56:28 AM

http://i44.tinypic.com/zur1b5.jpg

omg! she could sit on my face, proceed to take a sloppy shit and i would still have a smile on my face.

http://www.kodiefiles.nl/2009/01/moar-moar.html

Jansen · « **Reply #19463 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:01:01 AM »

she has big eyes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19464 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:04:36 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on January 22, 2009, 01:06:21 AM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on January 21, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
Most esoteric item ever

http://www.amazon.com/2007-2012-Building-Excluding-Cafeteria-Restaurant/dp/0497503093/ref=cm_cr-mr-img
The customer reviews are - worthy.

... $495? I could buy a PS3 for that.

lol wat

http://www.amazon.com/s/qid=1232629301/ref=sr_gnr_fkmr?ie=UTF8&search-alias=stripbooks&field-keywords=%26%2334%3Bphilip%20m.%20parker

Himu · « **Reply #19465 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:54:41 AM »

This is what I like to wake up in the morning to, EB: beautiful women.

rubber feathers · « **Reply #19466 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:34:29 AM »

If a shitty GAF thread was a woman, who would it be?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349786

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #19467 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:43:06 AM »

Meh, the SDF on gaf has been hyping Killzone 2 to shit since e307. Every thread about Killzone 2 has everyone from the SDF camp building it to thousands of posts, they practically turn those threads into PS3 sub forums.

What's a "snakify your avatar" thread gonna do? Good for them. They already built this tradition anyway, have you noticed the army of virals that come up with this avatar shit, for every goddamn PS3 release? ahaha It's like a cult.

Diunx · « **Reply #19468 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:53:43 AM »

Quote from: rubber feathers on January 22, 2009, 09:34:29 AM

If a shitty GAF thread was a woman, who would it be?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349786

wtf is Sporksssszsaszs problem? they do this for every big game coming out, I guess he is a little butthurt because there aren't any good wii games coming out this year for him to put on his avatar.

edit: WW they did the same for mario galaxy, gta4 and even tdk in the ot.

cool breeze · « **Reply #19469 on:** January 22, 2009, 10:12:00 AM »

they did the same for MM9 too

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19470 on:** January 22, 2009, 10:17:25 AM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on January 22, 2009, 09:43:06 AM

Meh, the SDF on gaf has been hyping Killzone 2 to shit since e307. Every thread about Killzone 2 has everyone from the SDF camp building it to thousands of posts, they practically turn those threads into PS3 sub forums.

What's a "snakify your avatar" thread gonna do? Good for them. They already built this tradition anyway, have you noticed the army of virals that come up with this avatar shit, for every goddamn PS3 release? ahaha It's like a cult.

Diunx · « **Reply #19471 on:** January 22, 2009, 10:42:26 AM »

Quote from: trh on January 22, 2009, 05:43:17 AM

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on January 22, 2009, 03:56:28 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/zur1b5.jpg

omg! she could sit on my face, proceed to take a sloppy shit and i would still have a smile on my face.

http://www.kodiefiles.nl/2009/01/moar-moar.html

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #19472 on:** January 22, 2009, 10:45:27 AM »

Is there a logical reason for a 2mb video to take 30 minutes (and counting) to process after being uploaded to YouTube? I want to stab someone right now

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19473 on:** January 22, 2009, 10:58:49 AM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on January 22, 2009, 03:56:28 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

omg! she could sit on my face, proceed to take a sloppy shit and i would still have a smile on my face.

woah

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19474 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:17:26 AM »

chubby chubbykins

but still cute

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19475 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:33:46 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 22, 2009, 11:17:26 AM

chubby chubbykins

ASEXUAL

Diunx · « **Reply #19476 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:37:18 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 22, 2009, 11:17:26 AM

chubby chubbykins

but still cute

Chubby is good man don't let the modern society fool you.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #19477 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:46:01 AM »

Quote from: rubber feathers on January 21, 2009, 08:20:00 PM

In defense of Hoffman (lol, please shoot me), I think he was referring to platformers, not games in general. That's why he specifically mentioned Nintendo and Mario.

Still a stupid post, but you do have to admit 600k in America in a few months for a PS3-exclusive cutesy platformer is decent. It's not the huge selling holiday game Sony was looking for, but still. Resistance 2 imo is a bigger bomb, all things considered.

It's impressive IF it was the 4th or 5th-tier Sony game, but it was their biggest game of the fall.

demi · « **Reply #19478 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:55:24 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 22, 2009, 11:17:26 AM

chubby chubbykins

but still cute

Shave your beard distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #19479 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:55:35 AM »

lol, somehow this thread has transformed sfags into martyrs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474524&postcount=225

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474568&postcount=230

Diunx · « **Reply #19480 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:01:20 PM »

I'm gonna dust off my old killzoned avatar, haters gtfoff my lawn.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #19481 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:09:10 PM »

Quote from: diunx on January 22, 2009, 12:01:20 PM

I'm gonna dust off my old killzoned avatar, haters gtfoff my lawn.

cigarillo

Quote from: Kestastrophe on January 22, 2009, 11:55:35 AM

lol, somehow this thread has transformed sfags into martyrs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474524&postcount=225

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474568&postcount=230

Do they not understand that the hate is solely because they are annoying as fuck? Stupid question, I know...

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #19482 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:26:29 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19483 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:07:16 PM »

Suzy's a whore

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19484 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:14:37 PM »

http://magazine.jamsbio.com/2009/01/05/playing-the-beatles-backwards-the-ultimate-countdown/20/

JamsBio Magazine has listed the Beatles' official songbook from worst song to best. They've written an essay for each song, so it's not just a list.

I agree with their top two picks--2. "I Am The Walrus" and 1. "A Day in the Life"--but there list of worst songs is all over the place. "Revolution 9" and "Honey Pie" are probably the worst two, but then they list:

183. “I Want You (She’s So Heavy)”

182. “Yer Blues”

181. “Good Day Sunshine”

180. “Ask Me Why”

179. “Long, Long, Long”

178. “Little Child”

177. “Old Brown Shoe”

Outside of "Little Child" and maybe "Ask Me Why," those songs are out of place. How the hell is "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" better--90 songs better--than "Yer Blues"?

patrickula · « **Reply #19485 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:18:40 PM »

She's So Heavy is rockin'

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #19486 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:21:09 PM »

She's So Heavy is like my favourite Beatles song because it just drones on the cool bad ass riff for like 5 minutes. Fuck those dicks.

Robo · « **Reply #19487 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:29:36 PM »

Yer Blues and I Want You are two of my favorite late-Beatles Lennon songs. And "She's Leaving Home" at number 3 is curious -- I'd rank that among the weaker Sgt. Pepper tracks.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19488 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:36:43 PM »

"Yer Blues" is one of my favorite songs from the Beatles late-period. I like "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" and their criticism that it sounds dated is absurd. If anything, it's one of the least dated Beatles songs.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19489 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:38:31 PM »

Yeeah, that's just a fucked up list. A Day in the Life is still godly though

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19490 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:47:22 PM »

Reading all those posts from the hardcore Sony faithful remind me of what it was like to be a hardcore Nintendo faithful in the early 00's.

Lots of denial
Wait for X
Sales are good compared to Y
Sales are good considering Z
[Hit Game] on other system isn't that good anyway
Persecution mentality

It's sad, and funny, when you consider that just a couple of years ago these guys were loling and rofling every time a new sales thread popped up and were constantly wondering when the competition would finally leave the hardware business entirely. Very funny.

Grecco · « **Reply #19491 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on January 22, 2009, 11:55:35 AM

lol, somehow this thread has transformed sfags into martyrs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474524&postcount=225

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474568&postcount=230

lol this is so sad. The whole KZonfy your avatar is sad.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19492 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:11:19 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on January 22, 2009, 01:51:27 PM

Quote from: Kestastrophe on January 22, 2009, 11:55:35 AM
lol, somehow this thread has transformed sfags into martyrs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474524&postcount=225

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14474568&postcount=230

lol this is so sad. The whole KZonfy your avatar is sad.