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That new Mountain Dew that GAF was raving about (OMG cane sugar!) tastes like flat mountain dew. Or a slightly upgraded version of diet mountain dew.

How can one collection of users consistently hype the wrong things 90% of the time?

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The mods probably got sick of the other group of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows constantly bitching about how nintendo doesn't cater to them, killing gaming, etc.

Now, truth be told, wiitards are shitting up that thread.  I've been enjoying my system for what it has instead of being cranky about a lack of multiplatform support that's technically not feasible for the developers.  Doubtful they played the new PES, Kororinpa, Dokapon Kingdom, etc. I find I don't relate to a large portion of the ninthing contingency anymore. 

That's what confuses me.  It's always bitching about games from other systems that they don't have, like a bunch of spoiled kids who just want the things other people have.  Then you go into an actual (non-nintendo) Wii game threads and it's like a ghost town because the idiots are too busy complaining that they didn't get Resident Evil 5 on the Wii in a dozen other threads.  I thought it was already accepted that the Wii was mostly a secondary purchase because it was cheaper (at least back when it was released and was cheaper in comparison to the other two) but now it's like people think developers should go out of their way to make the same games on the Wii.  Justification for it is also hilarious with that one guy saying things like "PS2 GOT ALL THE GOOD GAMES BECAUSE IT SOLD WELL, SO HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR SYSTEM DOESN'T GET GOOD GAMES WHEN IT SELLS THE MOST!"

I don't know if Sony fans backed down a bit and Nintendo fans got a lot worse, but something definitely happened.

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Since when do Nintendo fans actually play games?

Sony fans may have quieted down a bit when realizing after Killzone 2 didn't move the units they thought it would (hardware and software); that there wasn't much point in hoping for some kind of sales explosion that will never materialize.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15613182&postcount=257

I've never seen a more perfect representation of how truly distinguished mentally-challenged Nintendo fanboys are.
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*Lists Midna 3 times*
*Lists a character from a 20 year old game (Pit)*
*Lists baby versions of established franchise characters*

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Who the fuck is that guy with the gun? I bet that neofag can't even name most of the shitty characters he posted without using wiki.
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That's Len Wiseman, the director of Underworld, in that Disaster Crysis game that Nintendo released to 0 marketing, and was one huge boring QTE sequence.

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Who the fuck is that guy with the gun? I bet that neofag can't even name most of the shitty characters he posted without using wiki.

Are you serious?  He's Raymond Bryce.  I think he's a great character, imo.  Just look at that hair and gun!  Definitely the mature mascot the Nintendo audience needs.

edit: that dude listed Pokemon (1996), Tom Nook (2001) and Pikmin (also 2001).  Geez dude.  When the best things you list are older (or almost older) than 10-years-old there's a problem.
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If the OP had mentioned 5 years, the ninthings would have been running around like headless chickens.

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If the OP had mentioned 5 years, the ninthings would have been running around like headless chickens.

They'd be saying "well, what worthwhile characters have Sony and MS come up with?!?!", then people would reply with Marcus Fenix, Nathan Drake and Kratos, and then they'd argue for 6 pages whether they're worthy characters or not.

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Oh stfu, joshuajslone is sane and level headed, although possibly obese. I don't think I've ever read anything objectionable from him.  See, this makes you look like a moron for equating anyone who likes a nintendo franchise in the same company as huelen/andrex/marakuritsu(god I hate this lamer more each day).

I was about to praise you for being one of the few N-fans that actually enjoys Wii games and doesn't bitch about what you don't have, but then you go and say something completely ridiculous.

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I admit that I've had the itch to play Mario Galaxy again.  Now that Wiis are plentiful, I've been nearly tempted many times to grab it and a copy of the game.
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If the OP had mentioned 5 years, the ninthings would have been running around like headless chickens.

They'd be saying "well, what worthwhile characters have Sony and MS come up with?!?!", then people would reply with Marcus Fenix, Nathan Drake and Kratos, and then they'd argue for 6 pages whether they're worthy characters or not.

They already do it, laughing at them or whatever in the thread, the same dudes who then list Nintendogs and Captain Rainbow or fucking midna, it's just really special, they are very special.

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That new Mountain Dew that GAF was raving about (OMG cane sugar!) tastes like flat mountain dew. Or a slightly upgraded version of diet mountain dew.

How can one collection of users consistently hype the wrong things 90% of the time?

placebo effect

The mods probably got sick of the other group of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows constantly bitching about how nintendo doesn't cater to them, killing gaming, etc.

Now, truth be told, wiitards are shitting up that thread.  I've been enjoying my system for what it has instead of being cranky about a lack of multiplatform support that's technically not feasible for the developers.  Doubtful they played the new PES, Kororinpa, Dokapon Kingdom, etc. I find I don't relate to a large portion of the ninthing contingency anymore. 

That's what confuses me.  It's always bitching about games from other systems that they don't have, like a bunch of spoiled kids who just want the things other people have.  Then you go into an actual (non-nintendo) Wii game threads and it's like a ghost town because the idiots are too busy complaining that they didn't get Resident Evil 5 on the Wii in a dozen other threads.  I thought it was already accepted that the Wii was mostly a secondary purchase because it was cheaper (at least back when it was released and was cheaper in comparison to the other two) but now it's like people think developers should go out of their way to make the same games on the Wii.  Justification for it is also hilarious with that one guy saying things like "PS2 GOT ALL THE GOOD GAMES BECAUSE IT SOLD WELL, SO HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR SYSTEM DOESN'T GET GOOD GAMES WHEN IT SELLS THE MOST!"

I don't know if Sony fans backed down a bit and Nintendo fans got a lot worse, but something definitely happened.


It spawned due to the fact that the wii has more sales so they would expect more software but given how nintendo has positioned themselves makes it really different.

Its really funny to me though cuz they now have these huge entitlement issues and no one cares  :lol


and the use of this tactic basically separates the true fanboys who cant even buy another fucking system for its games and wishing constantly (hell you dont even have to buy a fucking ps3 yet, just get a 360 arcade for 200 fucking bones.)
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 03:44:24 PM by Purple Filth »

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Hmmm, I wasn't aware of joshuajslone's wiki.  Otherwise his posts don't come off as hopelessly fanboyish. 
I'm sure there's a sizeable amount of sane nintendo enthusiasts.  Probably own other consoles too.  I've even owned a ps2/dreamcast/psp at some points.
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30 second clip from the Pixar short included with Up:
http://www.awntv.com/playlist/a-peek-at-pixar/partly-cloudy-clip
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Shaving the beard did wonders. 

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hmmm... did you do something with your hair?

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JoshuJSloane is a bit questionable as far as feeling the need to keep profiles of people, but he's not bad in the sense that he goes around trolling the shit out of threads or just simply acting like a douchebag.

Someone tried to deflect by saying that Blizzard hasnt made any new IPs in the last 10 years either.

Great comparison.

Nintendo vs a company that releases 1 game every 5 years or so.

Wait, why not though? I mean, the established series that Nintendo does have, like Mario, Zelda, Smash, Mario Kart, etc. all take gigantic teams to create. Even someone with Nintendo's reserves can't just go around making a new game with a 70 man team.

Wario Ware is probably one of the worst things Nintendo came up with this decade.  The only thing I think is worse is Animal Crossing and Wii Music.

I liked the first one and twisted.  They were inventive novelties.  Game makers (and not just Nintendo) need to realize that when they make a novelty-type game that becomes a hit, you need to go easy on the milking.  Nothing wears out more quickly than something that has nothing beyond the novelty factor.

This is one of the weird things I noticed with the way Nintendo handles business. They'll take something like Wario Ware, which turns out to be a hit, but not anywhere near their other big properties, and milk the shit out of it. I don't get the rationale behind that because you're milking something that wasn't 'that' popular, and as a result, it has a shorter milking shelf life if you continue doing so. You would think they'd be doing it with Marios and Zeldas. Not that I would want that, necessarily. I know why they don't do that, part of it has to do with quality control, but there are cases like with SMG where Nintendo will just sit on the idea for years, without actually even starting development.

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So this is now the number one-selling DVD on Amazon Japan.  A "workout" video for otaku, with an animu girl.

[youtube=560,345]8FeF3hRDzj8[/youtube]

Watch the end of the video if you really want to be creeped the fuck out.


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Ho. Lee. Sheet.  :o

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So this is now the number one-selling DVD on Amazon Japan.  A "workout" video for otaku, with an animu girl.

[youtube=560,345]8FeF3hRDzj8[/youtube]

Watch the end of the video if you really want to be creeped the fuck out.




Jesus fuck.

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So this is now the number one-selling DVD on Amazon Japan.  A "workout" video for otaku, with an animu girl.

[youtube=560,345]8FeF3hRDzj8[/youtube]

Watch the end of the video if you really want to be creeped the fuck out.





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So this is now the number one-selling DVD on Amazon Japan.  A "workout" video for otaku, with an animu girl.

[youtube=560,345]8FeF3hRDzj8[/youtube]

Watch the end of the video if you really want to be creeped the fuck out.




Looks like any other anime. What is so different about this?
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You work out to it

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did he just kiss the tv

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did he just kiss the tv

yea, he did  :-X

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At least Jotarto/Modain was ashamed enough to hide his identity.

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I love how the one strap has fallen of her shoulder.  So hawt.

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$20.

Maybe I should get it and get all fit and hard. 

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Well, funny that. I have $20.

Dude...seriously, don't waste your money on that.  ::)


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We should make a fandub as a forum project. 

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sweet let's fansub some shit.
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I downloaded that video. I didn't learn anything besides basic grade school workouts.

Overall I give it a 4/10

I learned that in japan you can sell 6 minutes of anime for 20 fucking dollars.
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Is that real?  :o

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i plead the fifth
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It totally looks like the bear just blew him too. 

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So this is now the number one-selling DVD on Amazon Japan.  A "workout" video for otaku, with an animu girl.

[youtube=560,345]8FeF3hRDzj8[/youtube]

Watch the end of the video if you really want to be creeped the fuck out.



wtf :lol

oh god, I was wonder what was wrong with his neck/hair
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Looks good. Hopefully that shot with the climbing is indicative of that we'll see plenty of that in the game, as that could really set it apart from the norm.

Now to observe conservative nitwit fanboys perform complete reversals of their previous doom and gloom attitude, and pretend that they always sort of knew that Naughty Dog would come through.

In related news, this notion that Uncharted is an unparalleled achievement in video game cinema has become sort of a fact on NeoGAF, hasn't it? I can agree with that it's a very well made game with equally well made cinematic moments, but popular opinion seems to border on it being the only game worth such praise.
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Looks good. Hopefully that shot with the climbing is indicative of that we'll see plenty of that in the game, as that could really set it apart from the norm.

Now to observe conservative nitwit fanboys perform complete reversals of their previous doom and gloom attitude, and pretend that they always sort of knew that Naughty Dog would come through.

 :lol indeed

the beta should be interesting also for reactions

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Looks good. Hopefully that shot with the climbing is indicative of that we'll see plenty of that in the game, as that could really set it apart from the norm.

Now to observe conservative nitwit fanboys perform complete reversals of their previous doom and gloom attitude, and pretend that they always sort of knew that Naughty Dog would come through.

 :lol indeed

the beta should be interesting also for reactions

I think I'll probably do better avoiding threads about this game entirely. For a second there, I was almost happy about their bitching, figured maybe it would make the crap surrounding the game a bit more tolerable.

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Oh my. Now the voice acting in Gears is cheesy (which it obviously is), but evidently, the dialog in Uncharted is not. I wonder how these guys would feel about an episode of Hercules?

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-Multiplayer co-op for 3 players. Different story than single player. Zones/actions in the map requiered for 2/3 players. Mini bosses in each section. Players will revive after a few seconds (less if the other players help to revive)

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Oh my. Now the voice acting in Gears is cheesy (which it obviously is), but evidently, the dialog in Uncharted is not. I wonder how these guys would feel about an episode of Hercules?

Gear is cheese and uncharted has some pulp but they are both cool

But uncharted has this natural movie feel to me though
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Oh my. Now the voice acting in Gears is cheesy (which it obviously is), but evidently, the dialog in Uncharted is not. I wonder how these guys would feel about an episode of Hercules?

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys? That show has better voice acting than either of those games.

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I think I'll probably do better avoiding threads about this game entirely. For a second there, I was almost happy about their bitching, figured maybe it would make the crap surrounding the game a bit more tolerable.

I've just started thinking of gaming side as YCS with very strict but arbitrary rules. It makes a lot of posts legitimately funny.

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Seriously, take the pure gaming talk to gaming and get it out of here.

I downloaded that video. I didn't learn anything besides basic grade school workouts.

Overall I give it a 4/10

I learned that in japan you can sell 6 minutes of anime for 20 fucking dollars.

Dunno if that's the whole DVD or not.  If it is, LOLOL, but that does sound about right.  Typically anime sells for rip-off $60-$80 prices.  That's for ONE fucking DVD.  Gee, I wonder why so much of this shit gets pirated so quickly?   ???
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