Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3044668 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #27841 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:35:17 PM »

How do you know that is his sister? She is like 4'11 and he's 6'3.

Also, Blue should be msging her myspace either way.

Tucah · « **Reply #27842 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:37:38 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 05, 2009, 05:33:40 PM

Holy shit Curse

I like how he acted as if he didn't know it was a GAFfer! lol

Yeah, I loved how GAF spent three pages debating whether Curse knew he was a gaffer or not

That thread elevated quickly.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #27843 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on June 05, 2009, 04:41:33 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Secret of Mana music

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #27844 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:40:31 PM »

Leave a message asking if he has any Battletoads LOLOLO

ManaByte · « **Reply #27845 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on June 05, 2009, 04:41:33 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Is that Bruno with glasses?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27846 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on June 05, 2009, 01:34:54 AM

Some more China for anyone that cares.

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so beautiful. I wish I were there.

etiolate · « **Reply #27847 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:45:42 PM »

There's a Travel Channel show where they take a boat up the Yangtze river in China, stopping at a hidden away little fishing town. It is pretty awesome.

Bebpo · « **Reply #27848 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:49:38 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 05, 2009, 05:39:34 PM

Yep, that's his number. Just called it.

"yes, this is the home of Garrison Andrew Kane, when it beeps you speak."

that you actually called him.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #27849 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 05, 2009, 05:24:28 PM

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archie4208 · « **Reply #27850 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:00:10 PM »

Laughing at people for being stupid online = fine
Calling and harassing people irl = not fine

etiolate · « **Reply #27851 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:04:03 PM »

The weird boundaries the forums' have on this do not seem to be tied to any real ethical line, but just a fear of legal repercussions and their own lack of self control.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27852 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:05:59 PM »

A quick reverse-lookup gives his address, someone should PM him it and tell him a witch divined it from the entrails of a cat.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #27853 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:08:58 PM »

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #27854 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:09:32 PM »

I still can't believe his real name is Garrison Kane

That sounds like the main character of Disaster: Day of Crisis or something.

Akala · « **Reply #27855 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:13:22 PM »

I think posting it on GAF was pretty mean Curse. You've gone and destroyed him. Then again,

Quote from: Mamacint on June 05, 2009, 04:41:33 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

GARRISON KANE ENTERPRISES

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #27856 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 05, 2009, 05:55:18 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on June 05, 2009, 05:42:36 PM
Could someone just post his number on GAF plz.

Guybrush did in a subtle way, but seriously guys, phone numbers in the line that shouldn't be crossed. That's too far. $:-\$

I wasn't serious, but I do think it's pretty funny that someone here actually called him.

Bebpo · « **Reply #27857 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:20:07 PM »

As long as he doesn't kill himself over it, it's all in good fun. It doesn't effect his real life and all it damages is his internet cred on one forum, but shit that happens to everyone someday. But you roll with the punches and move on.

Plus he's psycho-christian so I don't think there's any worry about him suiciding over it. He doesn't want to go to hell after all and be with those gay folk & witches.

etiolate · « **Reply #27858 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:37:53 PM »

Man I had this in the reply form:

Quote

Quote from: omg rite
My friend's boyfriend just turned 31 and still lives at home. He's a cool guy and uh, I guess he's uh..

Well, I'd hit it if I were gay.

He had a reason though. Broke up with his girlfriend, she took the apartment, so he moved home. I wouldn't judge someone based on that, no matter how lol GAKSTER is over here.

I had a similar situation at age 23. The living at home thing is a very American faux pas as well. Other cultures and countries have different views of it.

There are tons of thread derails of greater interest in here. Namely, Gakman's personality and beliefs and understanding them, and why he would openly post them.(Calling card) What hating the homosexual movement entails.(Likely a dislike for the outward political movement) And cultural relativity of living at home and how I think the stigma attached to it will change in years to come as the view of marriage and the nuclear family is changing. In a weird way, the push of gay marriage and the likelihood of the changing of the idea of marriage and the legality of it being pushed eventually into universal civil unions will start to move America out of nuclear 20 something families and make it face the fact of kids living longer at home and marriage being pushed farther back in life, with civil unions becoming an economic necessity for tax relief.

But that is entirely in opposition to the juvenile nature of the thread.

And then I got the thread closed error msg

There really is a lot of interesting psyche that is going on there.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27859 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:40:46 PM »

Thread is locked.

Posting personal shit is dumb because there is always a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that spoils it by going too far. By that, I mean calling up his house repeatedly, his family, etc. It is inevitable that with DrGAKMAN's personal info on the net, someone would do exactly that.

Still, when PantherLotus is making some pretty nice digs at you, you know you suck as a person.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #27860 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:53:56 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 05, 2009, 06:36:32 PM

Either way, the thread was locked. The real question now is, will anyone get banned for this.

I doubt it.

The mods would have locked it after the first or second page if there were bans to be handed out. Just like that stripper thread a couple months ago.

demi · « **Reply #27861 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:10:44 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 05, 2009, 07:09:54 PM

I find this post REALLY ironic, especially after what happened two days ago.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16194263&postcount=32

What happened? Your sister got raped?

Kara · « **Reply #27862 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:50:41 PM »

Holy shit the guy was a YEC too? Gaming side is way too tolerant.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27863 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2009, 03:27:53 AM

what is the homosexual movement

the bowel movement.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27864 on:** June 05, 2009, 10:08:44 PM »

DrGAKMAN is just a socially stunted manchild on a section of a board that is riddled with them. If people like kittonwy and dfyb manage to stay unbanned, DrGAKMAN has nothing to fear. In fact, it seems like the more asspie you appear, the more popularity you receive. So despite the low tolerance for homophobia on GAF, his socially awkward demeanor will save him.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #27865 on:** June 05, 2009, 10:37:41 PM »

[youtube=560,345]dN3GbF9Bx6E[/youtube]

pilonv1 · « **Reply #27866 on:** June 05, 2009, 10:50:19 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on June 05, 2009, 06:40:46 PM

Still, when PantherLotus is making some pretty nice digs at you, you know you suck as a person.

If that ever happened to me I'd end myself

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364317

smh

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27867 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:09:18 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 05, 2009, 10:50:19 PM

Quote from: T EXP on June 05, 2009, 06:40:46 PM
Still, when PantherLotus is making some pretty nice digs at you, you know you suck as a person.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364317

smh

Why would someone take the time to do that?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #27868 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:50:44 PM »

oh my god this wedding is a disaster

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16195990&postcount=5892

demi · « **Reply #27869 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:52:17 PM »

Rock Band

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27870 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:57:09 PM »

omg...

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #27871 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:50:21 AM »

interracial

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27872 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:52:30 AM »

Pretty good looking dude (no homo), why is he with an ugly white chick?

Crushed · « **Reply #27873 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:53:00 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2009, 12:52:30 AM

Pretty good looking dude (no homo), why is he with an ugly white chick?

Bebpo · « **Reply #27874 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:55:47 AM »

You guys are mean

The guy is good looking and seems cool and the girl is really cute. The wedding looks fun and oh noesss not conforming to societal ways @_@ They had a good time and got married. That's all that matters.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #27875 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:56:20 AM »

It's like FatalT got breast implants.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27876 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:56:41 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 06, 2009, 12:56:20 AM

It's like FatalT got breast implants.

Bebpo · « **Reply #27877 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:59:46 AM »

She looks like that girl from Spiderman

and chinese outfits are awesome so stfu!

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #27878 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:07:09 AM »

Rock Band is fine, but it's Guitar Hero.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #27879 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:18:11 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 06, 2009, 01:10:56 AM

If I brought out a Rock Band set on my wedding day, my dad would kill me with a shotgun before the game loads.

My dad would probably think I'm gay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27880 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:27:08 AM »

Curse looks pretty straight to me. No homo

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #27881 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:45:01 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 05, 2009, 11:50:44 PM

oh my god this wedding is a disaster

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16195990&postcount=5892

It's amusing that that guy's avatar is a series of cartoon- and real-world redheads.

I kept expecting ... his wife ... to appear somewhere in the mix.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #27882 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:53:27 AM »

@ the fatalt, white chick & rock band comments

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #27883 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:54:58 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 06, 2009, 01:30:20 AM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 06, 2009, 01:07:09 AM
Rock Band is fine, but it's Guitar Hero.

No? It's rock band.

Oops. Guitars threw me off.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #27884 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:56:56 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2009, 12:52:30 AM

Pretty good looking dude (no homo), why is he with an ugly white chick?

Ever been with a redhead?

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #27885 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:07:12 AM »

Oh, dear ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16198076&postcount=252

It took him a while to find it, too.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #27886 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:24:46 AM »

fucking hell

ManaByte · « **Reply #27887 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:26:32 AM »

Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on June 06, 2009, 02:07:12 AM

Oh, dear ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16198076&postcount=252

It took him a while to find it, too.

Yet they ban people with Chuck avatars...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #27888 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:27:23 AM »

what chuck avatars got banned?

ManaByte · « **Reply #27889 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:39:57 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 06, 2009, 02:27:23 AM

what chuck avatars got banned?

Costanza had any animated one and got banned for an "overly sexual avatar"

Akala · « **Reply #27890 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:13:23 AM »

[youtube=560,345]IMUikvxHov8[/youtube]

Jansen · « **Reply #27891 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:39:13 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 06, 2009, 12:55:47 AM

and the girl is really cute.

no she isn't

Bebpo · « **Reply #27892 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:46:15 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 06, 2009, 03:39:13 AM

Quote from: Bebpo on June 06, 2009, 12:55:47 AM
and the girl is really cute.

no she isn't

I forgot I was on the internet where it's jessica biel or nothing.

demi · « **Reply #27893 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:59:59 AM »

you just like her because she plays videogames

Akala · « **Reply #27894 on:** June 06, 2009, 04:20:31 AM »

hmmmm drunky. not worth a thread...had tori amos in my head, and cam across an um...touching vid.

[youtube=560,345]2q7cw9v2OFM&feature=related[/youtube]

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27895 on:** June 06, 2009, 05:03:15 AM »

Quote from: DrGakman on GAF

hey guys... #1
That was hilarious and I dunno why the topic was closed...I didn't mind it. Maybe it's wrong to re-light the fire of the thread about me, I dunno the rules about that, but before my possible banning I'd like to be able to "defend" myself in some way if you could call it that.

To those who say "he brought it on himself"...you're right, I posted links to my profiles, not as some cry for help or that kind of attention, but so people could find me/be-friend me so maybe we could trade friend codes or discuss/debate some stuff.

Those many one-liner bullet-points on my Myspace profile are OLD and I guess I need to update them 'cos some things have changed. They are not the end all, be all of me by any means regardless of how much the worldly hive-mind mentality likes to twist them to label me as one thing or another.

I am a hypocrit about some things...we all are...we all have struggles with our conscience over some things. My admittance of that and me being a pervert is more honest than a lot of people pretend to put up fronts for.

I do not live with my parent (no plural, I am a basterd, who's own father wouldn't sign my birth certificate, waaa poor me right, whatever)...I live by myself since you're so interested...I know it's a popular insult, but it's not true and hasn't been for over a decade.

I am not a "Christian", "Fundementalist" or "Creationist" or whatever worldly label you chose to slap on me without ever even hearing me out...I am ME, no one word or veiwpoint could define me...and I try to view others in the same way...it's easy to label, but it's better to actually talk/listen...even to those who you would at first label one way or another.

I am not a religious nut, I do have many many strong beliefs, but I do believe that one of the biggest detriments to this world is the so-called "organized religion" term...there's nothing organized about individual's beliefs...and any attempt to lump/label a group of people as one way or another, you start a dangerous downward spiral of hive-mind mentality.

If you want to label some of my beliefs, this is just the tip of the iceburg: I am a sinner saved by the Grace of God in this, the dispensation thereof. I believe in the one (triune) God of a literally read authorized (KJV) Bible which consists of a Heavenly father (God), a God-head bodily in the flesh fully man & fully God Messiah (Jesus), and a Spirit just as man is a truine man with also a soul/body/spirit. I am a man of that book, which is to be read with a dispensational, Mid-Acts (Acts 9), Paul-line, rightly-divided understanding. I believe in a literal Genisis 6-day "young Earth" creation. I believe the book is scientifically, historically, morally & spiritually acurate and if there is one mistake then it's not the Word of God. I believe that it is the Word of God as it was originally inspired by his Holy sprit and written through the instrumentation of man and not by man himself. God inspired it, he expects us to utilize it, so it was up to him (by his own Word) to presserve it. I believe that the Church is a body of Christ believers, not a traditional/worldy denomination/building. The Church's function is not to mix the contradictory doctrines of Paul (Gentiles) and Peter (Jews), but to rightly-divide between them to dispensationally find out who is speaking and who they're speaking to. The Church's true function is to tell all of the good news that Christ's death/buriel/resurection is full & sufficient payment for our sin-debt.

Not bake sales, not wearing funny hats, not singin'n'dancin', not telling people they're going to hell, not laying guilt-trips, not false healings, not hoot'n'holerin', not communion, not confessional, not works or tighing or keeping the commandments of the Jews, not raising missionary groups to go to countries they can't even speak the language of, not million dollar begathons on TBN, not eggalitarian eccumentisism, not holidays or festivals or observing new moons, sabbaths, saints, pilgramages to "holy" lands, or protest political issues, killing your enemies or seeking after the rudiments of the world...none of that garbage. JUST belief, for the justified shall live by FAITH, which is the belief of things that cannot be seen.

I also believe in "evolution" if you can call it that. There is obviously change, over time. The dispute I mainly take issue with is how much (unobservable) change over how much (unrecorded) time. There is a difference between theoretical & actual science.

I am not a bigot...I hate no persons...but I do dislike things that are wrong/farse. I do not rally against them, write signs that says God hates them (because he doesn't) or bomb abortion clinics and the like.

If people want to be homosexual...fine...I can't stop them, nor would/should/could stop them. In fact I'm okay with them doing so as long as it's kept in private as I don't like lewd PDA either straight/ghey. I have several homosexual/bi-sexual friends. I can even deeply understand/sympathize with a lot of them and appreciate ANY person for their constructive, possitive approach to life, especially those who have emotions unique to my own.

What I am against is the farsness that it's "normal" or "natural" to be that way or that they're born that way. There is no such thing as "normal" first of, and what's natural for our survival is procreation, of which homosexuality is not natural. They wanna do it, fine, I have nothing against that...but I am against the very strong worldly movement to force acceptance by telling us it's all normal/natural and right by saying they're born that way. I'm sorry, it's a lifestyle choice. Is adultery right, or are cheaters just born that way? Is "adult child love" right, or pedo-bears born that way? Is beastiality/rape/necrophelia right, or are sickos just born that way? And say there is a "gay gene" (which oh so conveiniantly lines up with the anti-God "scientific" movement)...let's treat it, so we can find cures to other more deviante sexual behavior.

You wanna be ghey...fine, but don't tell me you were born with an unatural sexual preference. Be "proud" of the lifestyle choice you want instead of trying to lean on the "I was born this way" crutch.

Someone in that topic even went so far as to say that I am against a homosexual's rights??? WTF...no...the word "movement" doesn't neccessarily always mean those who seek out civil freedoms/liberties...it can also mean a sentiment that is less about rights/acceptance/tolarence and more about forcing something that's unatural/false down our throats, like the done to death Hollywood mantra of men being too quick in bed, God blessing Proudmenrica, all believers are religious nuts, everyone loves porn, pot & Obama and "he sacrificed himself to save us all" post-appocolyptic sci-fi schtick.

As for my previous banning, I should have been because it was off-topic, but if you followed the topic itself you'll see that I was being baited out by someone else who was also banned.

Also, I like how I'm completly "unstable" just going by the hive-mind mentality of "oh man, he's *insert label here*, what and idiot, he probably lives with his mom and has never touched a breast before, har har, aren't I funny for making fun of someone different than me"!

Please, continue to show me your intolerance by saying how intolerant I am...we all need some laughs...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364352

Great Scott

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #27896 on:** June 06, 2009, 05:12:14 AM »

I don't get why they locked the second thread when he says he doesn't care.

ManaByte · « **Reply #27897 on:** June 06, 2009, 05:14:35 AM »

Well, that's one way to get a perma ban

Crushed · « **Reply #27898 on:** June 06, 2009, 05:34:09 AM »

Quote

If you want to label some of my beliefs, this is just the tip of the iceburg: I am a sinner saved by the Grace of God in this, the dispensation thereof. I believe in the one (triune) God of a literally read authorized (KJV) Bible which consists of a Heavenly father (God), a God-head bodily in the flesh fully man & fully God Messiah (Jesus), and a Spirit just as man is a truine man with also a soul/body/spirit. I am a man of that book, which is to be read with a dispensational, Mid-Acts (Acts 9), Paul-line, rightly-divided understanding. I believe in a literal Genisis 6-day "young Earth" creation. I believe the book is scientifically, historically, morally & spiritually acurate and if there is one mistake then it's not the Word of God. I believe that it is the Word of God as it was originally inspired by his Holy sprit and written through the instrumentation of man and not by man himself. God inspired it, he expects us to utilize it, so it was up to him (by his own Word) to presserve it. I believe that the Church is a body of Christ believers, not a traditional/worldy denomination/building. The Church's function is not to mix the contradictory doctrines of Paul (Gentiles) and Peter (Jews), but to rightly-divide between them to dispensationally find out who is speaking and who they're speaking to. The Church's true function is to tell all of the good news that Christ's death/buriel/resurection is full & sufficient payment for our sin-debt.

Quote

What I am against is the farsness that it's "normal" or "natural" to be that way or that they're born that way. There is no such thing as "normal" first of, and what's natural for our survival is procreation, of which homosexuality is not natural. They wanna do it, fine, I have nothing against that...but I am against the very strong worldly movement to force acceptance by telling us it's all normal/natural and right by saying they're born that way. I'm sorry, it's a lifestyle choice. Is adultery right, or are cheaters just born that way? Is "adult child love" right, or pedo-bears born that way? Is beastiality/rape/necrophelia right, or are sickos just born that way? And say there is a "gay gene" (which oh so conveiniantly lines up with the anti-God "scientific" movement)...let's treat it, so we can find cures to other more deviante sexual behavior.

You wanna be ghey...fine, but don't tell me you were born with an unatural sexual preference. Be "proud" of the lifestyle choice you want instead of trying to lean on the "I was born this way" crutch.

I'm not a creationist or fundamentalist, I just think the Bible is 100% scientifically accurate and that the gays are unnatural.

Crushed · « **Reply #27899 on:** June 06, 2009, 05:34:36 AM »

PS: Sony tards defend the hive

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3044668 times)