I fucking dare you to take all the shit youve said in this thread in a print out and read it to your grandma.
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DrGAKMAN is 30 years old and is posting like a kid at GameFAQs.
Well SF4 could look decent on the wiu, but RE5 and Modern Warfare 2? LOL
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Quote from: Chipopo on June 04, 2009, 12:02:56 PMMGMT put up another music video for Kids yesterday (they had already made one a while ago). It's pretty much amazing -http://whoismgmt.com/kids/That was amazing, and the fact that "Electric Feel" was set to auto play right after it made it even better.
MGMT put up another music video for Kids yesterday (they had already made one a while ago). It's pretty much amazing -http://whoismgmt.com/kids/
Quote from: Rman on June 04, 2009, 02:05:00 AMwhat happened to camineet? i can't keep track of gaf these days.If I'm not mistaken he created a joke thread (or an honest mistake as he put it) about a new Zelda being announced. The thread was locked and probably resulted in him getting banned.
what happened to camineet? i can't keep track of gaf these days.
Quote from: archie4208 on June 04, 2009, 11:07:34 AMDrGAKMAN is 30 years old and is posting like a kid at GameFAQs. http://www.myspace.com/garrisonandrewkane
My Name:Garrison (French)Andrew (Irish)Kane (French Canadian)DrGAKMAN:(Dr + My Initials + MAN)Back in elementary school when doing a video project Josh Combs gave me the nickname DrGAK...it became my "handle" once I started going online. I'm not a real Dr, it’s just a nickname, but I do like to help people.My Breeding:Cherokee IndianScandinavian/NorseGermanIrishPhysical Traits:-6'3"-slim, in good shape-short straight dishwater blonde hair-deep green eyes (with a blue ring & gold specs)-nice lips, smile & teeth (for the most part)-strong bones-pale skin, some freckles...the sun does not like me-my hair changes color (darker when wet, redder in the sun, blonder when dryer)-clothes don't make me, I'm a jeans & t-shirt kind of guy-I can wear the hell out of a suit or dress shirt though-my hair has calyx sometimes, I get bed head a lot-I'm lanky, double jointed in many places & very flexible-can do many body tricks-nice voice, can change it, do voices, emulate & throw my voice as well-late bloomer, look/feel younger than I am-not really attractive by worldly standards, but there's no one else like me-I'm a contortionist with my face...sometimes I shock people with the faces I can make-very nice intense hands, very strong and I'm very good with them-I'm underweight and not a picture of health-I have asthma and lung problems-my eyesight & hearing aren't very good eitherPersonality Traits:-very loyal-jealous & sometimes envious-creative-very hard on myself-obsessive but not possessive-gentleman-nostalgic-logical-emotional-dramatic-sometimes judgmental-passionate-caring-angry-I think too much-I worry too much-perverted-I alienate myself-opinionated-spiritual-observant-try to see things through multiple points of view-set in my ways & stubborn-over explanatory-lazy-addictive personality-I'm entertaining-sometimes selfish/stingy-sometimes cockyThings I Love:-the essentials: my life, love, family, friends & God-entertainment-creativity & ideas-making others happy & feel good-spirituality, meditating, reflecting & prayer-good dreams-good memories-clear voices-drawing, writing, dancing, singing...not for attention, but just for myself & those I love-romance, love & passion-swimming-beauty-staying at home-going for walks-sleeping-talking to God-being humble, un-ambitious & happy with what I have-being thankful that things aren't worse-being loved-trying to better myself-helping others-learning-teaching-eating-being complimented-laughing-hot showers & long hot baths-trying new things every once in a while-playing with & talking to animals & childrenThings I Hate:-rape-pedophilia-child abuse-animal abuse-littering-loitering-blind hatred-being picked on-the homosexual movement-racism-lack of a sense of humor-when people flirt even though they have someone else-cheating-lying-back talking-gossip-loud, proud, boastfulness-mouth-breathing-ignorance-the worldly outlook-agnostic, atheist viewpoints-drugs, alcohol, smoking-when people choose to do wrong, knowing it's wrong-nightmares-pity-witchcraft-Proudmerica-when girls act, talk & dress trashy and then complain when they get treated like trash-when guys treat girls like trash-the "get a job, get a car, get some p*ssy" mentality-loafing off your parents-college party kiddie mentality-clubbin', bar-hoppin', swingin'-pre-marital sex-pornography-when people won’t clear their throats/mouths when they speak-indecisiveness-bad memories-my flaws-crying-over tanning, tan lines-body modders (too many tats/piercings just ‘cos it’s the “in” thing)-when girls are impressed by superficial BS-know-it-all's-vague directions or comments-being sick
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16169697&postcount=296one of the reasons i love the nintendo "snubbing", is for posts like this
Quote from: Karakand on June 04, 2009, 11:15:26 AMQuote from: archie4208 on June 04, 2009, 11:07:34 AMDrGAKMAN is 30 years old and is posting like a kid at GameFAQs. http://www.myspace.com/garrisonandrewkane More undeniable proof that myspace should be nuked from orbit.spoiler (click to show/hide)QuoteMy Name:Garrison (French)Andrew (Irish)Kane (French Canadian)DrGAKMAN:(Dr + My Initials + MAN)Back in elementary school when doing a video project Josh Combs gave me the nickname DrGAK...it became my "handle" once I started going online. I'm not a real Dr, its just a nickname, but I do like to help people.My Breeding:Cherokee IndianScandinavian/NorseGermanIrishPhysical Traits:-6'3"-slim, in good shape-short straight dishwater blonde hair-deep green eyes (with a blue ring & gold specs)-nice lips, smile & teeth (for the most part)-strong bones-pale skin, some freckles...the sun does not like me-my hair changes color (darker when wet, redder in the sun, blonder when dryer)-clothes don't make me, I'm a jeans & t-shirt kind of guy-I can wear the hell out of a suit or dress shirt though-my hair has calyx sometimes, I get bed head a lot-I'm lanky, double jointed in many places & very flexible-can do many body tricks-nice voice, can change it, do voices, emulate & throw my voice as well-late bloomer, look/feel younger than I am-not really attractive by worldly standards, but there's no one else like me-I'm a contortionist with my face...sometimes I shock people with the faces I can make-very nice intense hands, very strong and I'm very good with them-I'm underweight and not a picture of health-I have asthma and lung problems-my eyesight & hearing aren't very good eitherPersonality Traits:-very loyal-jealous & sometimes envious-creative-very hard on myself-obsessive but not possessive-gentleman-nostalgic-logical-emotional-dramatic-sometimes judgmental-passionate-caring-angry-I think too much-I worry too much-perverted-I alienate myself-opinionated-spiritual-observant-try to see things through multiple points of view-set in my ways & stubborn-over explanatory-lazy-addictive personality-I'm entertaining-sometimes selfish/stingy-sometimes cockyThings I Love:-the essentials: my life, love, family, friends & God-entertainment-creativity & ideas-making others happy & feel good-spirituality, meditating, reflecting & prayer-good dreams-good memories-clear voices-drawing, writing, dancing, singing...not for attention, but just for myself & those I love-romance, love & passion-swimming-beauty-staying at home-going for walks-sleeping-talking to God-being humble, un-ambitious & happy with what I have-being thankful that things aren't worse-being loved-trying to better myself-helping others-learning-teaching-eating-being complimented-laughing-hot showers & long hot baths-trying new things every once in a while-playing with & talking to animals & childrenThings I Hate:-rape-pedophilia-child abuse-animal abuse-littering-loitering-blind hatred-being picked on-the homosexual movement-racism-lack of a sense of humor-when people flirt even though they have someone else-cheating-lying-back talking-gossip-loud, proud, boastfulness-mouth-breathing-ignorance-the worldly outlook-agnostic, atheist viewpoints-drugs, alcohol, smoking-when people choose to do wrong, knowing it's wrong-nightmares-pity-witchcraft-Proudmerica-when girls act, talk & dress trashy and then complain when they get treated like trash-when guys treat girls like trash-the "get a job, get a car, get some p*ssy" mentality-loafing off your parents-college party kiddie mentality-clubbin', bar-hoppin', swingin'-pre-marital sex-pornography-when people wont clear their throats/mouths when they speak-indecisiveness-bad memories-my flaws-crying-over tanning, tan lines-body modders (too many tats/piercings just cos its the in thing)-when girls are impressed by superficial BS-know-it-all's-vague directions or comments-being sick[close]
My Name:Garrison (French)Andrew (Irish)Kane (French Canadian)DrGAKMAN:(Dr + My Initials + MAN)Back in elementary school when doing a video project Josh Combs gave me the nickname DrGAK...it became my "handle" once I started going online. I'm not a real Dr, its just a nickname, but I do like to help people.My Breeding:Cherokee IndianScandinavian/NorseGermanIrishPhysical Traits:-6'3"-slim, in good shape-short straight dishwater blonde hair-deep green eyes (with a blue ring & gold specs)-nice lips, smile & teeth (for the most part)-strong bones-pale skin, some freckles...the sun does not like me-my hair changes color (darker when wet, redder in the sun, blonder when dryer)-clothes don't make me, I'm a jeans & t-shirt kind of guy-I can wear the hell out of a suit or dress shirt though-my hair has calyx sometimes, I get bed head a lot-I'm lanky, double jointed in many places & very flexible-can do many body tricks-nice voice, can change it, do voices, emulate & throw my voice as well-late bloomer, look/feel younger than I am-not really attractive by worldly standards, but there's no one else like me-I'm a contortionist with my face...sometimes I shock people with the faces I can make-very nice intense hands, very strong and I'm very good with them-I'm underweight and not a picture of health-I have asthma and lung problems-my eyesight & hearing aren't very good eitherPersonality Traits:-very loyal-jealous & sometimes envious-creative-very hard on myself-obsessive but not possessive-gentleman-nostalgic-logical-emotional-dramatic-sometimes judgmental-passionate-caring-angry-I think too much-I worry too much-perverted-I alienate myself-opinionated-spiritual-observant-try to see things through multiple points of view-set in my ways & stubborn-over explanatory-lazy-addictive personality-I'm entertaining-sometimes selfish/stingy-sometimes cockyThings I Love:-the essentials: my life, love, family, friends & God-entertainment-creativity & ideas-making others happy & feel good-spirituality, meditating, reflecting & prayer-good dreams-good memories-clear voices-drawing, writing, dancing, singing...not for attention, but just for myself & those I love-romance, love & passion-swimming-beauty-staying at home-going for walks-sleeping-talking to God-being humble, un-ambitious & happy with what I have-being thankful that things aren't worse-being loved-trying to better myself-helping others-learning-teaching-eating-being complimented-laughing-hot showers & long hot baths-trying new things every once in a while-playing with & talking to animals & childrenThings I Hate:-rape-pedophilia-child abuse-animal abuse-littering-loitering-blind hatred-being picked on-the homosexual movement-racism-lack of a sense of humor-when people flirt even though they have someone else-cheating-lying-back talking-gossip-loud, proud, boastfulness-mouth-breathing-ignorance-the worldly outlook-agnostic, atheist viewpoints-drugs, alcohol, smoking-when people choose to do wrong, knowing it's wrong-nightmares-pity-witchcraft-Proudmerica-when girls act, talk & dress trashy and then complain when they get treated like trash-when guys treat girls like trash-the "get a job, get a car, get some p*ssy" mentality-loafing off your parents-college party kiddie mentality-clubbin', bar-hoppin', swingin'-pre-marital sex-pornography-when people wont clear their throats/mouths when they speak-indecisiveness-bad memories-my flaws-crying-over tanning, tan lines-body modders (too many tats/piercings just cos its the in thing)-when girls are impressed by superficial BS-know-it-all's-vague directions or comments-being sick
Things I Hate:-blind hatred-being picked on-the homosexual movement
I'm not a real Dr, it’s just a nickname, but I do like to help people.
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Someone forward all this to the GAF moderation staff."Things I hate:-pre-marital sex"needs to be his new tag
Quote from: Crushed on June 05, 2009, 03:43:08 AMSomeone forward all this to the GAF moderation staff."Things I hate:-pre-marital sex"needs to be his new tag okhttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16191664#post16191664i hope you guys don't mind
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the homosexual movement?
so, he's a homophobic virgin fundamentalist Christian young Earth creationist Catholic hating Wii fanboyholy crap
That's his sister