Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2910194 times)

Quote from: OptimoPeach on December 15, 2009, 08:10:32 PM
She looks better than Morgan Manjaw I guess

I hate her, and for actual, real-life reasons (due to two interactions with her), not Internet drama.

hmmm...

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2009, 09:45:00 PM

Come on Willco, you can't say that and NOT post a story

agreed (unless you can get sued or some shit)

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #38187 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:46:53 PM »

Tell us.

MCD · « **Reply #38188 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:54:51 PM »

she's a woman.

that's your story boys.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38189 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:58:00 PM »

I'm wondering if Transformers will be involved

Diunx · « **Reply #38190 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:01:54 PM »

She has some nice tits.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #38191 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:03:44 PM »

I'd fuck her mercilessly until she cried.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38192 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:04:29 PM »

I really don't feel like typing out two, long-winded stories from days past, so I will kind of give you a synopsis. I used to work E3 as a "journalist lol" for UK press. Morgan and I would be in the same events, and her behavior and attitude were completely fucking obnoxious. The end.

She did a few things in a particular to make it clear that she thought she was better than other people.

The worst part was how the mainstream guys were so enamored with her boobs (nevermind the fact that most E3 media had the same jawline and chest measurements) that nobody would say a fucking word to her. And when I made some remarks, everyone came white knightin' to her rescue.

She can eat a bag of dicks, for all I care.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #38193 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:05:10 PM »

i'd spyro gyra her velvet underground

has anyone ever been banned from the bore? i don't recall that ever happening...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38194 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2009, 10:04:29 PM

I really don't feel like typing out two, long-winded stories from days past, so I will kind of give you a synopsis. I used to work E3 as a "journalist lol" for UK press. Morgan and I would be in the same events, and her behavior and attitude were completely fucking obnoxious. The end.

She did a few things in a particular to make it clear that she thought she was better than other people.

The worst part was how the mainstream guys were so enamored with her boobs (nevermind the fact that most E3 media had the same jawline and chest measurements) that nobody would say a fucking word to her. And when I made some remarks, everyone came white knightin' to her rescue.

She can eat a bag of dicks, for all I care.

Yea, I can imagine her being an ass and getting defended by the mouth breathers. Sounds like you witnessed a GAF thread...in real life

Kranz: Ichi got banned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38195 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »

Also an ass: Matt Casamassina.

Everyone else I met, from UK and US press, were good peoples. I oddly enough found myself bumping into my doppleganger, Chris Kohler, a lot and he turned out to be a pleasant guy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38196 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:12:20 PM »

We've had a few bans, but usually it's people that are trying to nuke their accounts by spamming porn and rotten pics. I don't think Ichi is even banned anymore, but he'd never come back anyway.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38197 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:18:12 PM »

I saw that Veronica Belmont clip months ago

/fistful'd

muckhole · « **Reply #38198 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:19:37 PM »

That one guy Synbios (sp?) eventually got banned, didn't he? I only vaguely remember because all that was happening when I started lurking here.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #38199 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:20:18 PM »

sounds like someone didn't appreciate Willco's advances at the videogame gathering!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38200 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:21:34 PM »

Please, if I want to hit on someone with a man jaw and boobs, I could've gotten to second-base with Kohler.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38201 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:21:53 PM »

Oh yea. I friended him on Facebook. He's pretty chill there, I dunno why he went insane here

Also remember Makaveli? I don't remember if he was banned before me/TVC/Cheebs embarrassed him off the internet at Mupepe.com

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38202 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:27:12 PM »

Any chick that posts a comment on my blog is cool in my book.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38203 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:29:31 PM »

To be fair, I really don't expect to exchange pleasantries with a female at E3. If all Morgan Webb did was keep her hole shut and shuffle herself from meeting to meeting, I really wouldn't care.

(Also noteworthy, the only times I bumped into her were at press-only events for mainstream badges only. Not on the floor or at overcrowded venues, save for Nintendo's press conference.)

And any other female press, producer, public relations or industry person that I met or bumped into were not total dicks (probably because they didn't have one). I hear the rest of the geek pinups, like Munn and Belmont are relatively nice, but I really am glad the Internet sausage party stopped drooling over Morgan awhile ago.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38204 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:29:52 PM »

I forgot about that. Defining moment

cool breeze · « **Reply #38205 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:33:18 PM »

Veronica Belmont seems fine and all. The first episode of Qore was really awful and it was uncomfortable to watch her in it, but even that POS has gotten better. I also remember in the time waiting for Windows 7 there were videos where she explained tweaks and it make my Vista PC better, so cool there too. I just find it hilarious that someone would loop a 3 second clip a dozen or so times. It's like the three minute head on commercial.

[youtube=560,345]UAbAIpZG7II[/youtube]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38206 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:33:30 PM »

Oh, I thought you were talking about Veronica being an unpleasant person. Nevermind, I couldn't give two shits for Webb

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38207 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:35:06 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on December 15, 2009, 10:33:18 PM

I just find it hilarious that someone would loop a 3 second clip a dozen or so times.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #38208 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 10:11:58 PM

Kohler is good people <3

nonononono.

Anyone whose met this fat mantard will tell you otherwise. He's pompous, thinks his and japans shit don't stink, and just doesn't care.

Fuck you Chris Kohler, may you rot in hell.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38209 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:35:59 PM »

I've never met Belmont. I know someone who has (not Cohen), and he didn't have anything bad to say about her. And I'm usually pretty sympathetic to these geek pinup chicks, because they're usually average broads that get place on a pedestal by a community that doesn't know how to socially interact with the opposite sex. It takes someone with a lot of patience and understanding to deal with that crowd and not get want to slit their wrists.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #38210 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:41:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345] Sd9Yibf_UXE[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38211 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:42:31 PM »

But you really are a sharp, clever jerk in real-life!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #38212 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 15, 2009, 10:41:56 PM

Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet. SHOKKU

I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a taco. Fired me, so he deserved it.

archie4208 · « **Reply #38213 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 15, 2009, 10:41:06 PM

[youtube=560,345] Sd9Yibf_UXE[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]aSD_ekh5KEU[/youtube]

cool breeze · « **Reply #38214 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 15, 2009, 10:41:06 PM

[youtube=560,345] Sd9Yibf_UXE[/youtube]

slow down, I'm still not finished that other one

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38215 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:47:49 PM »

I'd fire him for being an everliving, ropey piece of jizz.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #38216 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 15, 2009, 10:46:45 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 15, 2009, 10:42:44 PM
I've met him IRL and punched the shit out of him once. Dude's a distinguished effete fellow. Fired me, so he deserved it.

Fwiw, I'd fire you too if I was your boss, probably for no reason.

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Kohler's internet persona and his real self are completely different, just like everyone else on the internet. SHOKKU

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38217 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:51:57 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38218 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:55:50 PM »

Big black dick silhouette? Chance for a free TV, PD!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #38219 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:56:34 PM »

Try playing all 3 of those videos at once

Then sync them up with Wizard of Oz

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2910194 times)