I only jerk off to Garfield cartoons, I think this is considered normal.
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Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 03, 2007, 04:08:08 AMBTW, Vennt never replied. dude, he rarely gets on
BTW, Vennt never replied.
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2007, 04:20:15 AMQuote from: CajoleJuice on December 03, 2007, 04:08:08 AMBTW, Vennt never replied. dude, he rarely gets on He just comes on to ban people, basically.
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 03, 2007, 08:00:04 PMQuote from: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2007, 04:20:15 AMQuote from: CajoleJuice on December 03, 2007, 04:08:08 AMBTW, Vennt never replied. dude, he rarely gets on He just comes on to ban people, basically.He's badass like that I can't hate on him. He once banned me due to a misunderstanding, and after I explained the situation to him on IRL he unbanned me. Props
Why does he piss you off? HE'S RIGHT
Sporsks is right
Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2007, 04:41:28 PMWhy does he piss you off? HE'S RIGHTQuote from: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2007, 02:11:56 PMSporsks is right
16-bit era
Sonic 3 & Knuckles>>>>>>>>>RPG gayness
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8818708&postcount=7692man, gaf is such a fucked up place.. KZ2 > CoD4 and now Ratchet & Clank > CoD4... dark10x claims that he knows about the technical aspects of a game, while he doesn't know that ratchet is using last gen tech, and CoD4 is using next-gen tech + HDR Lighting.dark10x, read this:you suck.
especially with the wii not qualifying for the console race
Not really
Naw, I'd rather be the bald guy at 2:20, clearly getting his mack on with two chicks
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage. In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king, All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!" I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air! I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, Now I'm b urning in hell, all because of roid-rage.
I can't take credit for thisChris Benoit of Bel AirQuoteNow this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage. In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king, All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!" I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air! I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, Now I'm b urning in hell, all because of roid-rage.
Okay, so a farmer hears a weird noise in his barn one night.He goes down in there and finds three guys fucking this dead goat that he keeps around (for fucking purposes). He immediately screams at them, and corners them with his pitchfork."Now, lemme just test out ol' Bessy and make sure you didn't break nothin'," he says as he drops his pants, supporting the goat with one hand, the pitchfork with the other.Next thing you know, he screams in horror. It seems the goat had an impaction, and its colon had been ruptured during the three mens' fun; rotten putrid goatshit spills out all over the old farmer's wrinkled crotch."Dis here was one good fuckgoat. And one of you broke her! I know one of you did it, but ain't gonna tell me, so I'm gonna ask eacha' you to gimme a good excuse. The one who's least convincin's gonna get his balls torn off!"So he turns to the first man, who merely shrugs and says, "Not my problem!"He turns the second man, who replies, "Ya know, things break."Then he turns to the third man, and it's the last thing he ever sees, as the third man gouges out the farmers' eyes with his erection and fucks his skull until the farmer's brain is churned into cummy grey mush.
what the fuck kind of story is that?
Quote from: am nintenho on December 06, 2007, 01:36:29 AMwhat the fuck kind of story is that?I believe this is what's called a shaggy dog story.
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=943720
crushed banned
Quote from: Valcrist on December 06, 2007, 01:37:56 AMcrushed banned lmaoand crushed posts on the ot now doesn't he. Won't be too long before he finds out all of the 'reject forums'
today on maurey.....http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3349
i'd never heard of this before till that pimp c (rip) rip thread on gaf.[youtube=425,350]rCWH2MmlHQE[/youtube]amazing
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8848692&postcount=1I almost couldn't read further after he exposed what happened, so embarrassed
sp0rsk has poo in his shoulder? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=213602&page=10
Quote from: bagofeyes on December 06, 2007, 08:55:19 PMsp0rsk has poo in his shoulder? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=213602&page=10Oh my god that's scary. I'm going to go eat some chili. I seriously only have to take a dump once every 2-3 days. I don't want any poop in my shoulders. Smooth Groove, explain this shit.
