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demi

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It is morse code for the hyperbolically metafictive

i don't know what that means
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Drohne & Drinky pwned

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i don't know what that means

me neither

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Did you notice, that all the awesome trolls start with D? Confirmed-D
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Did you notice, that all the awesome trolls start with D? Confirmed-D

In 2 yrs, Dr. Smooth Groove :hyper

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Why do they always confuse Drohne and Drinky for each other? 

They both post thesaurus words, double dashes, and bash nintendo... sometimes even I get confused who is who

It's a double hyphen, which is simply a regular dash, not a double dash. In a message board it looks like "--", on word processor "—".

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it is awesome and i want to bang all the lolis
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well if you don't know who you're talking to you can just be like 'hey what do you think of mana khemia' and if your interlocuter says 'its awesome and i want to bang all the lolis' then you know it's drinky

 :lol :lol
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i don't know what that means

me neither
"Meta-fiction" presumably refers to fiction that is "meta." As we all presumably know, "meta" means "change," or, "beyond/on a different level;"

Examples
-Metastasis: the movement of a disease beyond its original static location. A familiar usage being "a tumor has metastasized in the liver." The location changes.
-Metamorphosis, a very abrupt and conspicuous change of an organism's shape.
-As we are all familiar with games, we can point to a "meta-puzzle" (i.e., like a Zelda dungeon, where all of the puzzles are essentially subsets of a central dungeon puzzle)
-Or, "meta-humor," in which the humor places itself on a different level from itself. Humor about humor, using its own conventions to look down and refer to itself. Like how Hamlet, a play, had a play within itself; a play that was actually pointing out what was going on in the "overall" play of Hamlet. A play raised to the power of a play... exponential plays, each on a different level of reality.

So we can assume that a "meta-fiction" is some kind of changing fiction, or, more likely a work of fiction that refers to itself to be above  "normal" fiction. Such as a fiction which pokes fun at itself or at the conventions of fiction, a parody.


An experiment! If this is the correct answer, then "metafiction" may be in a dictionary. If so, then that is all that is needed. If not, then the term still has a logical explanation.

... and a the quick check of the dictionary confirms the hypothesis.

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met·a·fic·tion /ˈmɛtəˌfɪkʃən/
–noun
fiction that discusses, describes, or analyzes a work of fiction or the conventions of fiction.
[Origin: 1975–80]

God's Wounds! So we know the term. "Metafictive" appears to be an ad libbed adjective form of "metafiction." (I say "ad libbed" because another dictionary lists the proper adjective as "metafictionist")



Now then, the case is solved. We all know what hyperbolic means, it is a common word. It is no new term cobbled together from pop-prefixes, like the term "pop-prefixes." (See that? That was META-HUMOR!) It means that something is exaggerated to unreasonable lengths.


These words are drohne's tag. They somehow describe him or his actions. Did he once state these words, and an amused admin found them to be a fitting way to demonstrate drohne's gifted vocabulary, a little "metahumor" in and of itself? Possibly, but in lieu of any evidence of this, we must follow the simplest explanation: the words plainly describe drohne and his posts.


ERGO!


"Hyperbolically metafictive" means... that drohne's posts are exaggerated works of self-referential fiction! His posts commonly create, or are logically founded upon, the presmise of a fictional mindset or situation for a subject (fanboy, developer, publisher, etc.), and present a sardonic picture of that subject in some kind of cliched action or state which drohne views as fictional. Example: drohne believes that the concept of motion controls being useful preposterous; therefore, he will sarcastically have his fictional subject state that he/she finds motional controls useful. A parody which points out what believes to be support for his argument. But his parody goes too far! It is exaggerated, like all good parody, but it is too much exaggeration. He creates an absurd caricature to be laughed at in an appeal to ridicule, but his exaggeration of the case is flawed. Features of the exaggeration, either the extent or the part of the subject which he is mocking, do not follow from the facts. He exaggerates certain things too far beyond their reasonable boundaries, or exaggerates his own incorrect concept about the subject.

Such hyperbole is... well, hyperbolic hyperbole (metahyperbole, I wonder?). It is metafiction which ends up going too far in its examination; as it is picking itself on a different level, the metafiction destroys its own basic foundation. Quite literally, logical undermining. A parody which goes too far ends up being nihilistic and cynical, criticizing itself and everything; it is no longer a joke. It spirals out of control, exponent upon exponent upon exponent building up and pointing out the previous level's flaws in an attempt to joke. Self-referential humor grows old quick. The new DNA formed in the gametes of the sperm and egg, once it has become an embryo, immediately begins the long process of breaking down as the chromosomes divide and fray in each of the trillions of cell divisions, causing degradation of the proteins formed by the DNA's sequences; the process of getting old.

But a certain imperfection can happen at any time, causing something far worse to happen. The proteins do not lose just their quality; no, they lose their ability to die and quit when it's their time to go. When a joke gets old, it'll either fade away like a cell in apotosis at the end of its life... or it'll try to stay alive by referring to itself, milking itself for all its worth... like a cell that cannot stop dividing.




Drohne, you are under e-arrest. The tag of hyperbolic metafictive is evidence, which has proven what you are. Your metafiction is self-destructive to their humor, but that does not mean they literally vanish away. They stay on the boards, replicating themselves beyond reason as they are quoted and requoted, and as you milk it for all its worth by replying constantly to keep it up. They have lost their usefulness like a cell that cannot stop dividing, and as such does not stagnate and wait for death. Your posts... are internet cancer!











And yes, I realize the hypocrisy of criticizing you for milking a joke and pointless metahumor!

Yes, I realize that disclaimer was pointless meta-humor!
And that last one too!
And that one!
And that one!
And that one! ad infinitum
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did you actually write all that?

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the fuck?


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so much homo
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i can't be the only person who liked that.
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you can't spell precocious without precious

and oh my is crushed precious
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You all stand amazed at my logic. That feeling in your head is not awe, but the shunt of my words draining your cerebral fluids and replacing them with the cushioning softness of my verbal diarrhea.
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it is awesome and i want to bang all the lolis

I KNEW IT YOU DID BUY IT

SHOUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i bought something even worse for $15
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Oz is pretty great stuff.  The first couple of seasons, at least.  It's gets kinda predictable, and later on, too wacky for its own good.  But the first 3 seasons or so are HBO A-list.

I saw some clip on youtube with Beecher and Shillinger doing some musical or something. Was that a dream sequence or something. What the fuck was up with that? :lol

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i can't be the only person who liked that.
you might be

stay strong crushed!

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tldr, but you misspelled 'apoptosis,' which is one of my favorite words. that silent 'p' is shit hot

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FUCK!

I thought something was wrong with it, but stupid Firefox's spellcheck gave me a bunch of different totally unrelated words, so I assumed it was being a stupid shit and just didn't know the word.
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Does anything NOT suck to you?
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"Rakim? Yeah, I used to love Dragon Ball Z"
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=853900
 :lol

The sad thing is that my brother has said like 30% of the shit in there. SMH
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i used to love dragon ball z, but talk about filler... jeez. it all turned to shit during the cell saga, anyway.

i remember when i used to rush home to catch the episode and discuss it with my friends the next day

smh
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i used to love dragon ball z, but talk about filler... jeez. it all turned to shit during the cell saga, anyway.

i remember when i used to rush home to catch the episode and discuss it with my friends the next day

smh

Haha, loser.  :lol

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[youtube=425,350]tKKxPtP6XjQ[/youtube]


There are no words  :lol
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 :lol

Holy shit, when his eyes started to roll back into his head I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

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i can't be the only person who liked that.

I enjoyed it too. lol

Crushed has become one of my favorite posters on the 'Bore, which is kind of surprising since I didn't really like him back on GAF.

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demi

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579022&postcount=1856

wow that self-imposed ban really lasted long... hahaha
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DCHARLIE AM NOT EXCLUSIVE ANYMORE PAPANGUS

SPIN THIS XFAGS

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dcharlie not EB exclusivo anymore?

no need for me to post here anymore total
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What horseshit.  That asshole gets let back because people want him back yet I'm still banned.  Suck a cock GAF, suck it long and suck it proudly.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579986&postcount=48
« Last Edit: April 10, 2008, 02:37:44 AM by Laramie »
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What horseshit.  That asshole gets let back because people want him back yet I'm still banned.  Suck a cock GAF, suck it long and suck it proudly.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579986&postcount=48

forget about it, jake.

it's neogaf
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was it unban xfag day on gaf today?

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probably more i havent noticed yet  :-\

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was it unban xfag day on gaf today?

DCharlie
Ken K in the Fresh!!!
WrikaWrek

probably more i havent noticed yet  :-\
sup mabuza.

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What horseshit.  That asshole gets let back because people want him back yet I'm still banned.  Suck a cock GAF, suck it long and suck it proudly.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579986&postcount=48

Actually, his ban was self-imposed, and was revoked by his own wish. Not anyone elses. You aren't bitter, are you?
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What horseshit.  That asshole gets let back because people want him back yet I'm still banned.  Suck a cock GAF, suck it long and suck it proudly.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579986&postcount=48

Actually, his ban was self-imposed, and was revoked by his own wish. Not anyone elses. You aren't bitter, are you?

the reason he got banned was reactionary bullshit on the part of a mod.

i'd be bitter too.
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so calcifer is mabuza. nice. i actually like that poster.

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dcharlie couldnt resist. after all this talk

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was it unban xfag day on gaf today?

DCharlie
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probably more i havent noticed yet  :-\
sup mabuza.

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What horseshit.  That asshole gets let back because people want him back yet I'm still banned.  Suck a cock GAF, suck it long and suck it proudly.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579986&postcount=48

Actually, his ban was self-imposed, and was revoked by his own wish. Not anyone elses. You aren't bitter, are you?

the reason he got banned was reactionary bullshit on the part of a mod.

i'd be bitter too.

Reactionary bullshit by the mod who's least likely to ever admit fault or reconsider a decision.  I'm gone for good.
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some of you take your gaf bannings too seriously.   ::)  do a himu and go visit a park or something.
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So wait what happened with Laramie?

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he used the term "pour one out for my homies" which is apparently some huge racist thing in wherever dragona is from, but isn't really common knowledge in america.

like if someone used the term "batty boy" to describe someone who is crazy.  but if you used that term in jamaica, you'd be calling them "gay"

so dragona posts with "goodbye, fucker" or something like that and perma's him much to the confusion of, well, everyone but Dragona.
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gaf appears to be down so i can't search for the thread for you
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Uh, wtf. That phrase is common as fuck.

You even pour one out to revive homies in Saints Row :lol


Hell, even:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pour+one+for+my+homies

How the hell could she justify that? Where is she from?

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women smh

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that's it? no explanation given?

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