The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Don Flamenco]

Two weeks for this:



In this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307144

I guess we can't make fun of OPs for being dumb asses any more. Either that or the mod thinks that pic^^ is seriously trolling the wii.  I'm gonna bet on the latter. 

Duckroll, save me.

Hi Drewsy 

[Bildi]

  If you played both of those to someone unfamiliar with it all, I seriously doubt they'd ever realise that one is serious.

[Jansen]

Two weeks for this:
http://i29.tinypic.com/x60ic.jpg


In this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307144

I guess we can't make fun of OPs for being dumb asses any more. Either that or the mod thinks that pic^^ is seriously trolling the wii.  I'm gonna bet on the latter. 

Duckroll, save me.

Hi Drewsy 

what a lame ass ban.

and they deleted your post? jesus

i got two weeks as well today :<

what i don't understand about my ban is how saying the ds is made of cheap parts (it is for fucks sake) in a thread about nintendo being cheap in regards to the system should earn me a 2 weeker.

[Crushed]

I guess we can't make fun of OPs for being dumb asses any more. Either that or the mod thinks that pic^^ is seriously trolling the wii.  I'm gonna bet on the latter. 

Probably the former, actually. I noticed about 60% of the people in the, "OMG GUYS WHY DOES WII HAVE SHITTY GAMES LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN" thread got banned mysteriously, after making fun of the OP or pointing out that it was a dead horse.

Even though the poster of the thread got banned for his stupid and the thread locked, thus validating the people who got banned for... calling for the thread to be locked.


...

[muckhole]

Redwings, our 2008 Stanley Cup Champions

  i hope you didn't jinx it!

[muckhole]

ASOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGO OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM G

bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

That was fucking close. Wow. When Osgood bobbled the puck at the very end, I lost the last few hairs still attached to my head.

[Don Flamenco]

Two weeks for this:
http://i29.tinypic.com/x60ic.jpg


In this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307144

I guess we can't make fun of OPs for being dumb asses any more. Either that or the mod thinks that pic^^ is seriously trolling the wii.  I'm gonna bet on the latter. 

Duckroll, save me.

Hi Drewsy 

what a lame ass ban.

and they deleted your post? jesus

i got two weeks as well today :<

what i don't understand about my ban is how saying the ds is made of cheap parts (it is for fucks sake) in a thread about nintendo being cheap in regards to the system should earn me a 2 weeker.

The post deletion was way after the fact.  Very strange.  I swear the anime girl pic really fucks with people. I use it in an ironic way, but I've had people flip out and think I was trying to condescend them.

We were both NGII thread regulars.  I think it's a plot to stop us from revealing the gaming press conspiracy to spread FUD about the game. 

I guess we can't make fun of OPs for being dumb asses any more. Either that or the mod thinks that pic^^ is seriously trolling the wii.  I'm gonna bet on the latter.

Probably the former, actually. I noticed about 60% of the people in the, "OMG GUYS WHY DOES WII HAVE SHITTY GAMES LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN" thread got banned mysteriously, after making fun of the OP or pointing out that it was a dead horse.

Even though the poster of the thread got banned for his stupid and the thread locked, thus validating the people who got banned for... calling for the thread to be locked.


...

well, here's the level of intelligence we're dealing with:  "trooling with useless macro." That was my reason. I was fucking "trooling." I would get a screen cap but the site is currently dead (as we all know, the site always dies the minute you have something you actually want to do on it.)

edit:  here it is:

[Powerslave]

stop trooling dude

[Bildi]

I'm sure you meant 'stoop trooling'.

Lucky we're not at gaf.  Speeling is pretty important there.

[drew]

 

Welcome back mamesj.

First Mcdragon and now you.  Neogaf's asshole is so tight you couldn't shove a greased up eraser throught it.

[Jabberwocky]

Whoever runs GoNintendo is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

http://gonintendo.com/?p=45222

(FYI, the actual game doesn't have a title. GN saw a post on NeoGAF that said "MOONSPEAK RPG" and they thought they meant "Moon's Peak", but that's just what the poster referred to it as since he didn't read Japanese.)

[BlueTsunami]

I hate to comment on GAF (on this board), I really do but Klone.K is fucking insane. Hes actually complaining about the gameplay in MGS games, as in, he would rather skip the gameplay and go straight to the cutscenes. He seems to state that MGS3 was bogged down by the emphasis on gameplay and the lack of cutscenes. I mean, really?

[Powerslave]

Imagine Metal Gear Solid as a movie trilogy (before the games were made), each movie being over 3 hours long. It would have been the second Godfather.

[pilonv1]

My ban was for saying "ITT: Gamefaqs" for a thread that was COPIED FROM GAMEFAQS and I got a month.

[BlueTsunami]

My ban was for saying "ITT: Gamefaqs" for a thread that was COPIED FROM GAMEFAQS and I got a month.

ahahhahahhah , now thats ridiculous. Though it seems as though GAF mods are cracking down on Memes and posts that don't really add to the discussion but unfortunately, this will lead to selective bannings :/

[pilonv1]

My ban was for saying "ITT: Gamefaqs" for a thread that was COPIED FROM GAMEFAQS and I got a month.

ahahhahahhah , now thats ridiculous. Though it seems as though GAF mods are cracking down on Memes and posts that don't really add to the discussion but unfortunately, this will lead to selective bannings :/

granted when I posted it I didn't know that because I thought it was just a shit thread (lets assign theme songs to characters or some such bullshit). Then the OP a few posts later offers the reason why he copied it from gamefaqs

[Bildi]

Whoever runs GoNintendo is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

http://gonintendo.com/?p=45222

(FYI, the actual game doesn't have a title. GN saw a post on NeoGAF that said "MOONSPEAK RPG" and they thought they meant "Moon's Peak", but that's just what the poster referred to it as since he didn't read Japanese.)

That's goddam genius.  Although imagine how embarrassing it would be if you actually got paid for stuffing up so badly.

[Jansen]

Two weeks for this:
http://i29.tinypic.com/x60ic.jpg


In this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307144

I guess we can't make fun of OPs for being dumb asses any more. Either that or the mod thinks that pic^^ is seriously trolling the wii.  I'm gonna bet on the latter. 

Duckroll, save me.

Hi Drewsy 

what a lame ass ban.

and they deleted your post? jesus

i got two weeks as well today :<

what i don't understand about my ban is how saying the ds is made of cheap parts (it is for fucks sake) in a thread about nintendo being cheap in regards to the system should earn me a 2 weeker.

The post deletion was way after the fact.  Very strange.  I swear the anime girl pic really fucks with people. I use it in an ironic way, but I've had people flip out and think I was trying to condescend them.

We were both NGII thread regulars.  I think it's a plot to stop us from revealing the gaming press conspiracy to spread FUD about the game. 

well, here's the level of intelligence we're dealing with:  "trooling with useless macro." That was my reason. I was fucking "trooling." I would get a screen cap but the site is currently dead (as we all know, the site always dies the minute you have something you actually want to do on it.)

edit:  here it is:
http://i28.tinypic.com/rrt8yd.jpg

sucks cuz i wanted to let the gaffers know how fuck awesome ng2 is once i've played through it and how every ng made from here on out will be utter shit. man there are so many ninja dogs crying about the camera in that thread i swear those bitches haven't played ninja gaiden before.

i guess that image you posted is only okay in a thread about a ps360 game that turns out to be sub-hd. i guess you won't be trooling with it anymore.

[Jabberwocky]

Now I feel really bad... GoNintendo just personally emailed me and apologized for their mistake because I made a mean comment. :\

[demi]

Now I feel really bad... GoNintendo just personally emailed me and apologized for their mistake because I made a mean comment. :\

That's ownage... relish it

[AdmiralViscen]

Now I feel really bad... GoNintendo just personally emailed me and apologized for their mistake because I made a mean comment. :\

[Flannel Boy]

actually, you should feel bad about visiting GoNintendo.

[Phoenix Dark]

and you all should feel bad about utilizing 80% of your posts to cry over GAF affairs. bitch made everyone one of ya

SMH

[Crushed]

[youtube=425,350]u_TFSJiyQRg[/youtube]

gonintendo reader

[Don Flamenco]

@ people crying over getting banned on GAF here

Grow some cojones for fucks sake.

I see you've grown some yourself.  last time I posted here you were still a little distraught about the place  

[Tieno]

[youtube=425,350]u_TFSJiyQRg[/youtube]

gonintendo reader

That dog reminds me of Tauntaun.

[Flannel Boy]

and you all should feel bad about utilizing 80% of your posts to cry over GAF affairs. bitch made everyone one of ya

SMH

More like 0.008% of my posts.

[patrickula]

Holy shit have you guys seen Italian Spiderman?

[youtube=425,350]JvNLlwkwP64[/youtube]

      

There are three parts out so far.

[Beezy]

That dog reminds me of Tauntaun.

[Crushed]

[youtube=425,350]v31qxrXsxv0[/youtube]

Dammit, where's the dog in this one? 

[Beezy]

@ the guy at the end.

[Jansen]

@ people crying over getting banned on GAF here

Grow some cojones for fucks sake.

i'm only crying because i feel the overwhelming need to tell them what pussies they are for crying about ng2's difficulty.

there are people quitting because of it ffs.

[demi]

Well to their defense, Acolyte really isnt "easy", you still get pummled, and the regeneration health only happens when all of them are dead. Plus you only get 3 of each item. I could understand if this got bumped up to 5 in Acolyte. But Itagaki's whole "casual" thing - which attracted the people - is a bit of a flub.

And the camera is atrocious. You are insane to consider it good in a game that requires constant movement.

[AdmiralViscen]

Fo' serious.

I was reading the back of the box before and they actually tout the casual appeal over the hardcore appeal

90% of today's gamers will turn this game off before they get through chapter 2.

[duckman2000]

@ people crying over getting banned on GAF here

Grow some cojones for fucks sake.

i'm only crying because i feel the overwhelming need to tell them what pussies they are for crying about ng2's difficulty.

there are people quitting because of it ffs.

Er, then isn't it better that they just quit playing? I realized a long time ago, after blaming the games plenty, that I just can't play these games. So I avoid them, but recognize that they are probably awesome for those who can play them. If you push people for being "pussies", then you're just asking for them to start trolling the games.

[Crushed]

I gotta admit, I'm replaying Ninja Gaiden DS on Head Ninja and it's pretty fucking hard.

[Tieno]

Please some gif this!
http://www.maniacworld.com/reported-smooched-by-redneck.html

[Crushed]

darn babbies drinkan da blood

[Don Flamenco]

^^^^^

Well to their defense, Acolyte really isnt "easy", you still get pummled, and the regeneration health only happens when all of them are dead. Plus you only get 3 of each item. I could understand if this got bumped up to 5 in Acolyte. But Itagaki's whole "casual" thing - which attracted the people - is a bit of a flub.

And the camera is atrocious. You are insane to consider it good in a game that requires constant movement.

you could've saved yourself a bunch of typing by just saying "I'm a pussy"

 

[Phoenix Dark]

SMH

pretending to be a gangsta and posin in clean ass clothes when you supposed to be a grimey ass nicca=WILD HOMO

[Powerslave]

hiphop/rap

[Himu]

WILD HOMO

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307743

[Jabberwocky]

I gotta admit, I'm replaying Ninja Gaiden DS on Head Ninja and it's pretty fucking hard.

I beat that last night.

Died a few times but it's still pretty easy for a "hard" mode.

Also, GoNintendo is a good news source. I always go there because they always seem to catch some news that I missed. But admittedly the readers are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, and as far as I know GN usually posts the submitted news they get from readers. As a result, GN is also fucking stupid because they lap up any info their stupid readers send them.

[Crushed]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307751

OMG 

[Grecco]

Got banned again for "not reading op"  Ohwell.

[Phoenix Dark]

Michael Jackson surprises guests at designer Christian Audigier's 50th Birthday Bash at the Peterson Automotive Museum May 23 in Los Angeles.

...

[Himu]

look at that chin

[Phoenix Dark]

his cheek bones look like pelvis bones

[Joe Molotov]

his cheek bones look like pelvis bones

I guess it's appropriate then that his chin looks like a butt. A skinny white butt.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307751

OMG 

Mind blown.

[demi]

[youtube=425,350]9DqR7zis99I[/youtube]

:usa

[muckhole]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307751

OMG 

That's gotta be a joke character. Good God.

[youtube=425,350]9DqR7zis99I[/youtube]

:usa

 

[Phoenix Dark]

wtf nas
http://www.zshare.net/audio/131748339c397c1e/

-horrible beat
-LQ Tupac sample lol
-off key hook
+Nas sounds like he's actually trying at least...

 

[fistfulofmetal]

[youtube=425,350]qBtEMX_059Q[/youtube]

acat 

[FancyFeast]

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=11224

Opa-Ages: No rules, just right.   

[Tieno]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307751

OMG 

Damn,
Makes sense now: http://boardsus.playstation.com/playstation/board/message?board.id=ps3&thread.id=2438666&view=by_date_ascending&page=1

[FatalT]

[youtube=425,350]Db-1LwQ1jks[/youtube]

Jurassic Park re-dub.

[GilloD]

My favorite part of Italian Spiderman is that he doesn't have super powers, just guns.

[patrickula]

That can't be real. That's like adult-swim level mockery.

Nah it's not real.  But it is awesome 
A pretty good visual approximation of an old film though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Spiderman
In the trailer he punches a girl out and tells her she should shut up and get him a coffee 
[youtube=425,350]UhHhXukovMU[/youtube]