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intertubes

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It is one of those things people do because they think other people think it's cute.  It is like when people say 'internets' or 'interwebs' or 'youtubins'.

but the word interwebs is awesome

sammich is homosexual
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but the word interwebs is awesome

sammich is homosexual

When you added the "e", I kinda liked it. SAMMICHE!
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Dyack is such a stupid, fat fuck.  When Too Human underdelivers, and it will since Dyack has made all kinds of references to it being on par with classical literature, Dyack's chins will be aquiver when all the people will start making fun of his huge ass failure.

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the fuck :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=318787
AWESOME, I would've voted for if I'd seen that before it got locked.
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[youtube=425,350]si-lSLv9b4E[/youtube]



eh seems more native american due to the single tear

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the fuck :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=318787

Wow, that was just...pathetic. Because he posted that out of anger.

Geez

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[youtube=425,350]si-lSLv9b4E[/youtube]



eh seems more native american due to the single tear



lmao

I am laughing at this youtube

so hard
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WrikaWrek

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man, the thread is all kinds of crazy. But Evil's bet is a sham.

Has to score more than 90% for Denis to win? That's basically retro fitting every poop fling that's been thrown at SK's previous games... NOW WE BELIEVE IT'S A 90% GAME!

Denis should cut his GAF ties for sure, but i hope he doesn't take this bet and sees it for what it is. It's lacking in balls.

What i love is, in too human threads he posts

"ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

And trashes the game.

Then when time comes to make a bet, he puts his tail between his legs and goes for for such a pussy bet. 90%? Really? I thought you knew this game was going to be shit....

Heh

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Nailed it.

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Whenever I see someone quote some stupid shit and put "nailed it" I want to punch them in the face. It makes them sound like such a douchebag.
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:rofl Guess who popularized that phrase? Don't worry, I think it's too played out by now to really infect EB like it did OA.
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duckman2000

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man, the thread is all kinds of crazy. But Evil's bet is a sham.

Has to score more than 90% for Denis to win? That's basically retro fitting every poop fling that's been thrown at SK's previous games... NOW WE BELIEVE IT'S A 90% GAME!

Denis should cut his GAF ties for sure, but i hope he doesn't take this bet and sees it for what it is. It's lacking in balls.

Dyack started this whole shit, so really, let's not pretend that he's somehow unfairly put on the spot. He's been acting like a hurt kid ever since E3 06 (remember, that's when he suddenly had all sorts of bad things to say about the horribleness of the preview culture, yet somehow forget to make the same speech when EGM gave his game a glowing preview prior to E3), and he started this thread. Maybe 90% average is too steep, but it'd certainly go well with his own claims of the supposed greatness of his own game. In any event, it certainly beats the other side, which desires to make it a more "reasonable" 75%.

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Then when time comes to make a bet, he puts his tail between his legs and goes for for such a pussy bet. 90%? Really? I thought you knew this game was going to be shit....
yup, i just posted something similar - it now has to be higher rated than GAF revered games like Uncharted.

and we know take the 90% as a factual score for ED? Really? Oh, so i can start a thread saying "ED >>> Uncharted" because it's true now! woooo!


That's what i'm saying. 90% Son, many of the games he talks about as pears are rated -90%. I threw Neverwinter Nights 2 and the expansion in there, not even a word...

And the whole ED thing, man people over there are always saying how crap that game is, now suddenly it's a 90% game? 90%? So that means that till MGS4 arrived, all PS3 exclusives were...not so great in the end hun? So why do i constantly hear about how great they are, and how Uncharted was the best game of 2007 lol

Not to mention, even if Too human does it, which i doubt, i have my positive expectations that it will land at over 80%, which will be great in my opinion, i'm sure that people over there would still take a shit on the game.

There was this one dude that said he couldn't wait for his revenge trolling (because of the haze thread lol) for too human, you can't fight that kind of mentality.

And as i said there, Evil is just trying to steal the spotlight, i don't understand why, it was never about him, and if he wanted to make it about him, at least he could've showed some balls about it, because 90%? Even my sister would bet on that shit.

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And as i said there, Evil is just trying to steal the spotlight, i don't understand why, it was never about him, and if he wanted to make it about him, at least he could've showed some balls about it, because 90%? Even my sister would bet on that shit.

Might have something to do with being mentioned in the OP.

Anyway, shit like this needs to happen fast. When an affair like this is allowed to drag out over a whole day, then it really loses whatever value it might have had. Although, this one...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11712653&postcount=1095

Not that it matters as Dyack added to this by suggesting that people and reviewers will agree that it's SK's best game, but this particular argument doesn't make sense. Technically, wouldn't "better than most" suggest that it's above average?

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Not that it matters as Dyack added to this by suggesting that people and reviewers will agree that it's SK's best game, but this particular argument doesn't make sense. Technically, wouldn't "better than most" suggest that it's above average?


That dude wouldn't shut up about Uncharted, best game he had ever played, AAA, etc etc, proved that Ps3 > 360, etc. Then he has the nerve to say that a game to be AAA needs to be at least 90%. Ahahaha

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the fuck :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=318787

Quote from: y2kev
It's kind of unfortunate that the post was ever made-- there can be no expectation of conversation when one party has no actual hands-on time with the game (another reason why pre-release reviews are becoming increasingly irrelevant). With that being the case, it devolved into a troll and whine-about-trolls thread.

FOR

lol

how could you post this when you're in TH threads whining about the whiners?


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I don't even care about Too Human, but I hope it scores 90.1% just to cram a cock in GAF's anus.
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man, the thread is all kinds of crazy. But Evil's bet is a sham.

Has to score more than 90% for Denis to win? That's basically retro fitting every poop fling that's been thrown at SK's previous games... NOW WE BELIEVE IT'S A 90% GAME!

Denis should cut his GAF ties for sure, but i hope he doesn't take this bet and sees it for what it is. It's lacking in balls.

What is the bet, permaban?

duckman2000

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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Well, there is Denis Dyack, although I suppose you could argue that GAF made him this way.

man, the thread is all kinds of crazy. But Evil's bet is a sham.

Has to score more than 90% for Denis to win? That's basically retro fitting every poop fling that's been thrown at SK's previous games... NOW WE BELIEVE IT'S A 90% GAME!

Denis should cut his GAF ties for sure, but i hope he doesn't take this bet and sees it for what it is. It's lacking in balls.

What is the bet, permaban?

$1000 to charity. Lame bet, lame affair.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2008, 08:51:46 PM by duckman2000 »

AdmiralViscen

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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Well, there is Denis Dyack, although I suppose you could argue that GAF made him this way.

man, the thread is all kinds of crazy. But Evil's bet is a sham.

Has to score more than 90% for Denis to win? That's basically retro fitting every poop fling that's been thrown at SK's previous games... NOW WE BELIEVE IT'S A 90% GAME!

Denis should cut his GAF ties for sure, but i hope he doesn't take this bet and sees it for what it is. It's lacking in balls.

What is the bet, permaban?

$1000 to charity. Lame bet, lame affair.


Oh.

No wonder Evilore doesn't want to go below 90% :lol

And wtf at all AAA games having over 90%.

75% is too low, like you said, I think 80% or so is a fair number. 83%? i don't even know, my brain halts as I attempt to give a fuck

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I do find it funny though that people blatantly attacking him as an obese lunatic and saying that the thread is stupid aren't getting banned when the same thing in a different thread would easily warrant one.
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I do find it funny though that people blatantly attacking him as an obese lunatic and saying that the thread is stupid aren't getting banned when the same thing in a different thread would easily warrant one.

Well if they're calling him an obese lunatic they at least read the OP

Joe Molotov

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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Well, there is Denis Dyack, although I suppose you could argue that GAF made him this way.

man, the thread is all kinds of crazy. But Evil's bet is a sham.

Has to score more than 90% for Denis to win? That's basically retro fitting every poop fling that's been thrown at SK's previous games... NOW WE BELIEVE IT'S A 90% GAME!

Denis should cut his GAF ties for sure, but i hope he doesn't take this bet and sees it for what it is. It's lacking in balls.

What is the bet, permaban?

$1000 to charity. Lame bet, lame affair.


Oh.

No wonder Evilore doesn't want to go below 90% :lol

And wtf at all AAA games having over 90%.

75% is too low, like you said, I think 80% or so is a fair number. 83%? i don't even know, my brain halts as I attempt to give a fuck

Only uber-hyped sequels get 90's, unless a game just really catches fire and becomes a critical darling. I just checked on Gamerankings...

2006 Non-Sequels/Remakes to get a 90% or higher:
Company of Heroes
Gears of War
Okami

2007 Non-Sequels/Ports to get a 90% or higher:
Portal
Rock Band
Bioshock

2008 Non-Sequel/Remakes to get a 90% or higher:
None so far
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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Doesnt stop guys like Cliffy B and Dennis from posting, or Garnet, Shane, Bozon, the guys at Giantbomb from reading it either. Like it or not its an epicenter of gaming dicussion.

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I just saw the Denis thread - that's some hilarious shit.

I also took the time to put down a 'For' vote.  8)

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Oh and Jessica Chobot is a total poser skank. But shes incredibly hot.

Trent Dole

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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Well, there is Denis Dyack, although I suppose you could argue that GAF made him this way.

Is he not part of GAF?

THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=1387391&postcount=30
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I agree with the above.

Denis has been running his mouth and that thread made the matters 10x worse.  The best thing he could have done was to stay silent on the whole affair and if the game was received and sold well, he could come back and make the haters (like myself) eat crow.  Instead, he took the dipshit route and is running his mouth.  It is a tough gamble because the game has to be amazing or else he will get endlessly ridiculed.  GAF does have some weight and this losing bet will spread throughout the internet, if it hasn't already.
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I'm also not buying that argument that it shouldn't be measured against ED as ED was by many sites rated too high much thanks to its status as exclusive to a Nintendo platform. Fanboy mentality among critics is most certainly not limited to Nintendorks.

I'll laugh if Matt C ends up reviewing Too Human for IGN.

Whatever, its grasping at straws, because Denis' post was vague anyways.

The whole bet is distinguished mentally-challenged.

This is true. I just don't agree with the sentiment that Denis is the victim here. He did, after all, author the damned thread. And he's contradicted himself far too many times to claim any high ground on the matter, so it really reads like little more than a typical thread made by your common jilted fanboy, only with a "high profile" industry member playing the part of jilted fanboy.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2008, 10:18:33 PM by duckman2000 »

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i'm sure too human will be the usual sk cocktail of presumption and mediocrity, and i find this cocktail uniquely nauseating, but i'm honestly kind of impressed that they're releasing a game at all. i mean, how did they not get dropped by microsoft as their game kept missing deadlines and they sued a vastly more important partner in epic? shane kim loves dropping games! promising games, even! maybe dyack's irrational self-belief lends him a kind of cult-leader charisma

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Dennis deserves all the shit thrown his way and then some. Im sorry.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11713721&postcount=1246


are you kidding me? just shut the fuck up dude. (And i love SK)

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Dennis deserves all the shit thrown his way and then some. Im sorry.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11713721&postcount=1246


are you kidding me? just shut the fuck up dude. (And i love SK)

I thought that was hilarious.  :lol

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Dennis deserves all the shit thrown his way and then some. Im sorry.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11713721&postcount=1246


are you kidding me? just shut the fuck up dude. (And i love SK)


smh.....and I'm fucking buying the game.
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He was all like "I got this shit i need to spit"

Somebody should do some rap in that thread

Some lyrics with Dyack being a crazy nut
« Last Edit: June 25, 2008, 10:27:41 PM by WrikaWrek »

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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Uhhhhh......

SO, those shunned by GAF that make up EB somehow are greater than GAF?
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So, regardless of how good (or bad) the game is, this will always be there. Dyack acting like a jilted kid, but I suppose it's all worth it in the end. Or something.

and holy shit, did he just single out a post made by Francias Castiglione as his personal high water mark for the thread? Good grief.  :lol

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He really needs to just shut the hell up.  I know he's excited and all now that it's all done but seriously he doesn't need to pull this kind of crap. Total foot in mouth disease.
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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Uhhhhh......

SO, those shunned by GAF that make up EB somehow are greater than GAF?

Yep.
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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Uhhhhh......

SO, those shunned by GAF that make up EB somehow are greater than GAF?

Yep.

Your post on GAF about the time you pushed distinguished mentally-challenged fellows off of a moving vehicle while dressed as a mascot was awesome.

I had to say it.
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I can't stress how embarrassing I think this is and I feel sorry for the rest of SK. If Too Human doens't end up being a AAA title through and through, SK is finished.

it won't be AAA and it won't be the end of SK either

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Meh Dennis is just a bitter bitter man. Hes seen his magnus opus talked about as the pinnacle of gaming. Its going to kick Devil May Crys
ass! http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/758/758252/too-human-20070124032714248.jpg remember that cover? To the trash heap. An incredible fall from grace.

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Gaf has to be the biggest joke of the game industry.

Uhhhhh......

SO, those shunned by GAF that make up EB somehow are greater than GAF?

Yep.

Your post on GAF about the time you pushed distinguished mentally-challenged fellows off of a moving vehicle while dressed as a mascot was awesome.

I had to say it.

The lawyers for Chuck E Cheese Pizza Time Entertainment would like to thank you for not mentioning their name in your post.
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He really needs to just shut the hell up.  I know he's excited and all now that it's all done but seriously he doesn't need to pull this kind of crap. Total foot in mouth disease.

As said, it's perfectly understandable to dislike criticism of your work. But this is something else; not only does it fly right in the face of his recent speeches about the evils of judging WIP, but it just comes through as genuinely petty, small-minded. He doesn't want to hear bad things about his game, and wishes that people would hold their criticism until after they have played the game, so what does he do? Demands that people decide right now, whether they have played the game or not. Never mind the fact that "good/bad game" is just far too ambient; I really dislike the artistry, for example the jackhammer implementation of Norse runes, but I don't think it will actually be a bad game. Is this just some effort to make sure that discussions stay non-specific?

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Realistically, SK will be just fine.  Dyack will be known as an internet joke but Microsoft is still the one that decides if Dyack and SK stays or goes.

Denis probably will keep posting on GAF.  He already gets ragged on before so after losing the bet won't change anything.
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Real classy of him to name drop other games like that. Real classy.

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Realistically, SK will be just fine.  Dyack will be known as an internet joke but Microsoft is still the one that decides if Dyack and SK stays or goes.

Denis probably will keep posting on GAF.  He already gets ragged on before so after losing the bet won't change anything.

If you ask me, he's pushed his luck with MS already. I don't think we'll see a trilogy.

TH1 will have to sell a lot if SK wants to continue to be funded by Microsoft.  What Dyack says online doesn't matter to Microsoft executives.  It is about the sales.  If he spends a shitload of money and gets poor sales, SK is done.  He has burned the bridge with Nintendo and if it is Microsoft, who else will he turn to?  Sony isn't going to want to spend a huge amount of money on them.  His best bet would then to be bought out by a mass conglomerate like EA, which will have neither the time or the desire to spend money to fund massive projects like these.

I don't expect a trilogy either.  If there is a Too Human 2, that would be amazing.  If SK survives, I could see Denis working on another title and ignoring the TH trilogy but promising to restart it later, meaning never.
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He has burned the bridge with Nintendo and if it is Microsoft, who else will he turn to?

sega. in fact i think they've already got a deal. :rofl :rofl :rofl :'(

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Wow, you guys are so serious...

Anyone here have a GAF account and partaking in Denis' flash of lunacy?

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I can't stress how embarrassing I think this is and I feel sorry for the rest of SK. If Too Human doens't end up being a AAA title through and through, SK is finished.

Yeah, I feel bad for the rest of SK.  Well, if SK does get kaput, maybe the team could split up while Denis becomes PR for Uwe Boll.

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They already have a bad enough reputation.

Did Derek Smart or Romero recover?

This project has cost millions upon millions to make.

too human still doesn't need AAA reviews and gears sales. it just needs to sell well enough. what number enough is is anyones guess.


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He has burned the bridge with Nintendo and if it is Microsoft, who else will he turn to?

sega. in fact i think they've already got a deal. :rofl :rofl :rofl :'(

Why did you get banned on GAf, drohne?

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for extending my pity to adult pokemon fans, apparently -- i guess i'll know the mod i offended by his jigglypuff t shirt

'you're wearing a pokemon t shirt'
'but it's stylishly designed'

'you're looking at child pornography right on the subway'
'but it's artistic'

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See now, Amir0x' spiteful nerd rant from nerd hell suddenly inspires me to root for Dyack. I mean, what the hell is up with that level of malice, towards a game?

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See now, Amir0x' spiteful nerd rant from nerd hell suddenly inspires me to root for Dyack. I mean, what the hell is up with that level of malice, towards a game?

Amirox being Amirox. How did he get to be a mod?
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Didnt Ami get a PS3 anyways?

duckman2000

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See now, Amir0x' spiteful nerd rant from nerd hell suddenly inspires me to root for Dyack. I mean, what the hell is up with that level of malice, towards a game?

Amirox being Amirox. How did he get to be a mod?

I expect nerd rage from mods, but that was just fucking ridiculous and a good deal sad.


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That thread is everything wrong with GAF

Can threads be about fucking gaming please