The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Powerslave]

You claimed it was in tabloid format so I just pointed it he folded the newspaper (which is true and something I realized a long time ago). If you look a little closer you can see the scribblings on the back of the paper, resembling that of a real newspaper from real life. I think the one thing you didn't hold account to was the fact that smaller sized newspaper also exist, in contrast to the large ones. Because of the anatomy of smilies, most of these folks use S size newspapers, and that particular fellow just happened to drink a cup of coffee (yes it is coffee) at the time so he folded it in two, making his small sized newspaper even smaller.

[Powerslave]

Haven't you noticed that there are a lot of smilies using objects and items that are smaller than them, even if an item is supposed to be larger in the real world? I'm using this knowledge and apply it to newspapers. It's not rocket science, it's smiley science.

You wanted numbers? I got your numbers right here:

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You see how all of them use the same size?

[tiesto]

Bad tattoo (and nice commentary from the Roosh):

http://www.rooshv.com/2008/interesting-tattoo

[AdmiralViscen]

Samus and Dante are real names though, and far less distinguished mentally-challenged than Sephiroth.

[Crushed]

Sephiroth is a real name!

And I'd dare you to find anyone who's not 1800 years old whose name is "Samus."

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=325953

week in, week out. this guy continues to spam gaf with shitty lists.

[Ganhyun]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=268128&page=20


wow at post 979. that guy wont last long at the rate hes going. ObamaGAf will murder him again.

[Crushed]

ROCKET LAUNCHING RC PLANE OMG

[youtube=425,350]jWEbbUczrYQ[/youtube]

AND IT EVEN HAS A MOUNTED CAMERA

[Himu]

that video is so awesome

omg

he should have shot those people!!!

and that little girl is so adorable!

[Brehvolution]

that video is so awesome

omg

he should have shot those people!!!

and that little girl is so adorable!

ugh, fucking pedo.

Congrats on your thousandth post Mojo.

[Crushed]

Almost as cool as the rocket launching RC plane:

[youtube=425,350]RxBa5bQfTGc[/youtube]

BUILDAN A (paintball) SENTREH


Yes, it actually tracks movement and fires at moving objects.

[Himu]

that video is so awesome

omg

he should have shot those people!!!

and that little girl is so adorable!

ugh, fucking pedo.

what's wrong with thinking kids are cute!

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=325953

week in, week out. this guy continues to spam gaf with shitty lists.

Zero Mission under worst? the fuck?

[Himu]

i don't fucking know. don't ask me.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=29478
 

[Crushed]

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=29478
 

why were you looking for midget sex

[Phoenix Dark]

i go there everyday just to lurk. lots of interesting theories/info there and it helps make the wait for ADWD easier...but they are some wackos. There's actually a George RR Martin fan club at my school. I might go to one of their meetings to see how they act irl

[AdmiralViscen]

Sephiroth is a real name!

And I'd dare you to find anyone who's not 1800 years old whose name is "Samus."

Or they're Irish.

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=425,350]o-jFKW4vrCw[/youtube]


So yeah, this is the #1 song in the country right now, two weeks straight. Heard it just now...what the fuck this is the worst song I've heard in ages

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I was forced to listen to country music in the early 90s 

[Eric P]

[youtube=425,350]o-jFKW4vrCw[/youtube]


So yeah, this is the #1 song in the country right now, two weeks straight. Heard it just now...what the fuck this is the worst song I've heard in ages

CAN WE FUCKING DECLARE ELECTRO AND ALL OF ITS ILK DEAD YET?

ANALOG BASS LINES WITH THIS FILTER NEED TO FUCKING GO

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Wait. Number 1 in what country?  I've never heard that before.

[Crushed]

All you need to know about this new musical plague, so you can appear informed at social gatherings.

[Jansen]

ulitmate carnage

[Crushed]

ulitmate carnage

I strongly suggest refraining from comments like:

Neogaf is a nightmare, a cesspool of immaturity in all forms

the moderation of NeoGAF is at best inconsistent and at worse incredibly hypocritical. Bannings seem to be more based around mood swings than any consistent policies, and many moderators can act as childish as the masses they are supposed to be moderating

neogaf is a haven for mouthbreathing halfwits

I love how he sneaks a legitimate and intelligent complaint between two blanket insults as if they're comparable.

[Phoenix Dark]

people who even feel the need to bitch about the unjustness of GAF or the stupidity of Dyack deserve no sympathy. It is what it is. Everyone fucking knows GAF is biased, get over it

but instead we have a enormous thread dedicated to people saying "haha look how stupid the people over there are!" while also craving empathy and validation from said stupid people.

[Joe Molotov]

ulitmate carnage

I strongly suggest refraining from comments like:

Neogaf is a nightmare, a cesspool of immaturity in all forms

the moderation of NeoGAF is at best inconsistent and at worse incredibly hypocritical. Bannings seem to be more based around mood swings than any consistent policies, and many moderators can act as childish as the masses they are supposed to be moderating

neogaf is a haven for mouthbreathing halfwits

I love how he sneaks a legitimate and intelligent complaint between two blanket insults as if they're comparable.

I also like how Bishop "sucked it up and took his lumps" when his game got trolled, and that he allowed it be treated like any other game. 

[etiolate]

You know there isn't any rhyme or reason to most gaf bannings. If you know this, don't complain when you get silly bans. I never try to make sense of bans, for they won't ever make sense.

I do find it odd that Lore would ban someone for stating this though. If everyone knows it, then theres less drama about it. So let more people know it.

[Jansen]

oh tieno is one of the fallen

wrikawrek as well.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11858009&postcount=5

lol

sometimes i dont know why they even pretend to be fair. that dyack thread is hilarious, dcharlie calls out evilore on his shitty points and crap bet and gets banned because it's easier than having to explain why he's such a douche

[pilonv1]

they'll have it anyway, bunch of losers with no life thinking e3 is going to be like previous years

[Van Cruncheon]

you are still the xfag emperor of my heart

[demi]

4 hours, phew, a hard day's work

[laesperanzapaz]

but instead we have a enormous thread dedicated to people saying "haha look how stupid the people over there are!" while also craving empathy and validation from said stupid people.

...and people mocking said people make up about 10% of this damned thread too. Knock it off, eh.

and people mocking people mocking said people which makes up .01% of this fucking thread.  How bouts you knock the fuck off, eh?

....wait what have i done

[pilonv1]

He knows i'd be there at E3 pointing and laughing at the fact that Home has had half its functionality removed, and whooping with laughter at all the people saying "we didn't care about RE5 anyways, so it's not that big of an exclusive, and no one thought FF13 was coming out until 2010 anyways"

Sony will announce something else "revolutionary" yet peripheral to gaming and it will be seen as the next big thing. Home will become quickly forgotten except by the furry pedo crowd.

The only problem is that when i go back it looks like the place will have completed its transformation into Gamefaqs Forum. Almost all the old guard on both sides have gone or are going.

Will have? It completed it months ago.

[Tieno]

oh tieno is one of the fallen

wrikawrek as well.

lol, yeah, I think I made that post (which said "neogaf is turning into a shithole") a week or more ago.

[WrikaWrek]

oh tieno is one of the fallen

wrikawrek as well.

What happened?

Did i get banned over there?

edit: Lol i did get banned.

"Worst mistake Denis Dyack made was to pay attention to GAF,"

Getting banned over a old and harmless post in a shitty thread. Heh, doesn't even feel like a ban, the mod was fishing for something, kudos to him, i hope he feels better now.

well, i'd say i was surprised but i'd be lying...

one day for each ridiculous post you made about how unfair the 90% bet was. UNCHARTED!!!!! http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11828177&postcount=1085 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11825074&postcount=390 ad infinitum

Date the ban will be lifted: 08-08-2008, 01:00 PM

Hey me too, 08-08-2008.

[WrikaWrek]

meh.  At first i was annoyed by the inanity of it all, but now i really don't mind. It's his board, it's up to him how he runs it. .

I'm not mad or pissed. I actually think it's kinda funny, he just wanted to ban me, he was just having a problem in finding a decent reason. And at the end, he didn't 

He's(evilore) like that kid that brings the ball and keeps saying "The ball is mine, only plays who i want" 

Keep the ball son, keep the ball

[Tabasco]

I'm glad you killjoys were banned.  I think the Sony fans feel sort of awkward when they make all those banners for their threads and use insane hyperbole and exclamation marks for their thread titles, what with some jerk pointing out Wasabiking gets free kit from jstevenson in exchange for heavily moderated threads, or Wollan's bizarre access to closed internal betas with Sony games.  Now every thread have can a professional web developer create the OP without stupid xfags mucking things up.

Charts, lapsed, and Reggie for Nintendo fans.  CGI trailers, banners, and wild promises for Sony fans.  And TVC's gastrointestinal issues for xbots.

[T-Short]

hehe

[Powerslave]

hehe

You are the one who keeps banning people on GAF, right.

[MCD]

hehe

You are the one who keeps banning people on GAF, right.

he's one of us.

[siamesedreamer]

ulitmate carnage

Only a GAF mod would give stat totals on his bannings. Must be proud.

Maybe in the next thread blow up another mod will execute 62 months of bannings!!

[MCD]

http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=51410

deadmeat was right ahuahuahua

[siamesedreamer]

One of my favorite Wollan posts:

So many questions, I will just sum up my beliefs for those who wish to know them:

- The PS3 will outsell the X360 on a worldwide scale this xmas and by a good margin.

- The difference between PS3 sales and X360 sales in Europe (where PS3 sales will lead) will be greater than the difference between the two in the US. (This due to a number of reasons like Europe not being Microsoft's home turf, SingStar & GT are both bigger franchises than Halo in Europe, this is actually the first Christmas period for the PS3 in Europe and it's first Christmas period available worldwide, also the PS3 just virtually dropped the price in EU thanks to the starter pack - will the standalone one follow?...)

- The delay of GTA4 to April was a win for Sony. While a October release would have increased sales it would have benefited Microsoft more. Sony will have built a sizable install base over this winter and they will drop the price in time for the release of GTA4. The game will also be released in the same period as Killzone 2, MGS4 & LittleBigPlanet which makes it a absolutely incredibly potent PS3 sales period with 4x guaranteed multi million selling games releasing in the span of two-three months. Couple that with a price drop and Sony having cleared the line for 60GB EE stuffed PS3's, ShockAxis being the new controller standard and Home being widely established it is absolutely killer in any sense of the word.

- While Gran Turismo & SingStar are bigger franchises than Halo in Europe I don't expect the latter to have huge sales (this fall) despite that I think there's a hardcore user base in the center of the European SingStar hysteria.

- Home will be the biggest 'surprise' event of the year and it will change a lot of peoples opinions. You will see extreme forum activity dedicated to it across all multiplatform or PS3 dedicated communities be this NeoGAF bowling Tuesdays, NeoGAF friday night hangouts, beach babes in Kittonwy's apartment streaming on his Bravia, live interview with David Jaffe in the Twisted Metal space, world exclusive unveiling of the Killzone 2 trailer 2 exclusively in Home on Christmas day, casuals hanging out in the Maxim clubhouse...etc...etc. Home will be the biggest and most important software application this generation.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7288887&postcount=1868

EXTREME FORUM ACTIVITY!!!

[duckman2000]

Wollan's bizarre access to closed internal betas with Sony games.

funnily, i don't think this is true. I have yet to see him be right about anything and his statements about home and it's status go against everything that anyone involved with the beta seem to be saying.

Yeah, he likes to give the impression of being on the inside of things, but he's not. No more than other avid PS forum posters.

[T-Short]

hehe

You are the one who keeps banning people on GAF, right.

no. well, sometimes.

[WrikaWrek]

ulitmate carnage

Only a GAF mod would give stat totals on his bannings. Must be proud.

Maybe in the next thread blow up another mod will execute 62 months of bannings!!

Can anybody link me to the thread?

That's link to a post and i can't see it.

hehe

You are the one who keeps banning people on GAF, right.

no. well, sometimes.

[Tabasco]

Wollan's bizarre access to closed internal betas with Sony games.

funnily, i don't think this is true. I have yet to see him be right about anything and his statements about home and it's status go against everything that anyone involved with the beta seem to be saying.

He was in the online beta for GT5: P

Or at least he said he was.  I mean who would pretend to be in betas?  I doubt he's that . . . sad?

WrickaWreck:  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11866816&postcount=2476

[siamesedreamer]

no. well, sometimes.

Do you compile stats on your bannings?

[duckman2000]

Oh, Wollan gets into betas, that's the reward for being a PS forum nut I guess. But some people treat him like a genuine insider, so to speak. And that's not true.

[WrikaWrek]

Wollan's bizarre access to closed internal betas with Sony games.

funnily, i don't think this is true. I have yet to see him be right about anything and his statements about home and it's status go against everything that anyone involved with the beta seem to be saying.

He was in the online beta for GT5: P

Or at least he said he was.  I mean who would pretend to be in betas?  I doubt he's that . . . sad?

WrickaWreck:  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11866816&postcount=2476

Can't see it because you need to be logged on. But if it's that thing about Evilore posting his banning stats, lololo, just futher strenghtens the argument of the kid with the ball.

Oh, Wollan gets into betas, that's the reward for being a PS forum nut I guess. But some people treat him like a genuine insider, so to speak. And that's not true.

I "know" him from the IGN days. He and this other 3 dudes, Nib, Leumas, Josh, were the fantastic 4. Wollan could be pretty funny at times, but he really does like Sony, and if he isn't a viral or an insider, he does a good job of sounding like it.

He was worse at IGN than he is at GAF though.

[Crushed]

Here's what it says WrikaWrek:

Phew, took a good 4 hours or so to reread the whole thing and take care of business. Final tally:

32 bans
-6 permabans
-61 cumulative months of temporary bans

[WrikaWrek]

Here's what it says WrikaWrek:

Phew, took a good 4 hours or so to reread the whole thing and take care of business. Final tally:

32 bans
-6 permabans
-61 cumulative months of temporary bans

4 hours, damn. Respect, he really wanted it.

[Grecco]

http://www.mega64.com/cosplayerz2.htm

Hilarious stuff. (I really like Mega64)

[duckman2000]

I "know" him from the IGN days. He and this other 3 dudes, Nib, Leumas, Josh, were the fantastic 4. Wollan could be pretty funny at times, but he really does like Sony, and if he isn't a viral or an insider, he does a good job of sounding like it.

He was worse at IGN than he is at GAF though.

Oh come on now, don't group Wollan with Josh there. At least Wollan has a shred of reason, is plenty more of a fanboy than a jilted troll and seem more happily enthusiastic than anything. Josh, if I remember correctly, was a complete and total barnaclehead.

But yeah, like most fanboys, I think he wants to be considered an insider. Whatever the hell that even means these days. But I doubt he's on the payroll.

[Narag]

He's helpful at least. I had some PS3 questions that he gladly answered in PMs while the regular sfags ignored or quoted other parts of my post to troll a while back.

[Grecco]

Did anybody watch King of Kongs fistfull of quarters?

[Crushed]

I remember nib from IGN. Dude was a hardcore Sfag, pretty much trolled the free forums for any thread about a Nintendo or MS game so he could come in and bash it.

[Narag]

Is that the same nib that posted the GTA IV gamerankings conspiracy theory shit?