Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3098906 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10680 on:** July 19, 2008, 09:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 19, 2008, 09:25:35 PM

she really likes to talk about shit

[youtube=425,350]Cs8ZYJzBz3I[/youtube]

She is the reason for the invention of ball gags.

Bildi · « **Reply #10681 on:** July 19, 2008, 09:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 19, 2008, 04:47:03 PM

Ahahhaaha, oh wow, I never knew it was so hilarious to see a farting anus.

Same. It was gross until she farted in the camera at which point I cracked up.

I don't know how people come up with some things.

demi · « **Reply #10682 on:** July 19, 2008, 09:45:45 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 19, 2008, 09:06:47 PM

Quote
Where the fuck do these people come from... lmao

seriously, the internet is amazing. Can we get a cakefart emocon?

lol - puddingfarts has a surprise ending! lollllllllllll

Here's all I could find

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10683 on:** July 19, 2008, 10:02:59 PM »

Youtube chicks. Fucking cockteasing, glorified cam whores!

patrickula · « **Reply #10684 on:** July 19, 2008, 11:09:34 PM »

[youtube=425,350]qqXi8WmQ_WM[/youtube]
Maybe this was posted already but it's new to me

And "show me your genitals" amazingly didn't return any results.

this guy's stuff is pretty funny.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10685 on:** July 20, 2008, 01:31:19 AM »

while pre-packing, I found a CD that I forgot I owned: Pieces of You

So, here's "You Were Meant For Me," my favorite song from the album.

[youtube=425,350]DyIhUjBD8bY[/youtube]

edit:

"Who Will Save Your Soul" might be my favorite song from the album.

[youtube=425,350]YK55GYyMs8I[/youtube]

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #10686 on:** July 20, 2008, 04:07:30 AM »

[youtube=425,350]aom_Vvsmg7I[/youtube]

All that she wants, ACE OF BASE

this isnt their best song, yet OMG SO Awesome

such an attractive yet capable singer, shame that she quit. she is the true voice of AoB

sounds like reggae,, adult dance, techno together

great songwriting

great singing

I mean seriously listen to 31second and 41-46 second marks: going from i-I chord progression in the former; VI-vi progression in the latter, great melody, ingenious

It's a shame people bash groups like them or ABBA because 1] it's cool to bash them because theyre not tough or loud or whatever, and 2] they overemphasize production veneer [i.e. the genre, texture of the music] and not the actual songwriting, which is more important and may come in any guise, any genre. In other words, if music were a 'fruit', then production = fruit skin, and the songwriting = fruit inner itself

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #10687 on:** July 20, 2008, 12:07:11 PM »

Quote from: trh on July 19, 2008, 03:13:09 PM

What the fuck

NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.cakefarts.com/
[close]

edit: wait what the hell, where did I get this link from? It was not from here was it? I hope not.

Oh fuck me. Why did I watch that.

APF · « **Reply #10688 on:** July 20, 2008, 12:28:13 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #10689 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:44:35 PM »

OH MY FUCK GOD

I JUST FOUND A PORN I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING HALF THE DECADE FOR.

I DLED THIS FROM KAZAA BACK IN 2001, I FIRST SAW IT ON MUPEPE'S COMPUTER AND SAID,"FUCK THIS IS THE BEST PORN EVER DUDE I HAVE TO DL THIS!"

SO I DID, AND I ENDED UP HAVING TO DELETE IT BECAUSE BACK THEN WE ONLY HAD 5 GIG HDS

I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER YEARS OF SEARCHING AND IT IS STILL THE BEST PORN OF ALL TIME.

THAT BITCH BURPS

nsfw nsfw nsfw nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.xvideos.com/video37317/oldskool_usenet_porn

[close]

Himu · « **Reply #10690 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:45:30 PM »

fuck, it wasn't kazaa. it was MORPHEUS.

fucking MORPHEUS

cool breeze · « **Reply #10691 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:45:54 PM »

what does it feature?

Himu · « **Reply #10692 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:47:32 PM »

this chick going down on a black and white dude. and she gags and shit. and burps like she just had a tasty meal. she deepthroats like none other. best porn of all time.

back when i dled it back in 2001 it only contained the bj scene, but this version on xvideos has the full video!

cool breeze · « **Reply #10693 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:48:32 PM »

So is this guy stripped, or are there two guys?

Himu · « **Reply #10694 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:49:11 PM »

There are two guys.

Himu · « **Reply #10695 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:52:24 PM »

Quote from: trh on July 19, 2008, 03:13:09 PM

What the fuck

NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.cakefarts.com/
[close]

edit: wait what the hell, where did I get this link from? It was not from here was it? I hope not.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #10696 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:54:33 PM »

more dicks

Himu · « **Reply #10697 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:56:42 PM »

get on aim admiral-san

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #10698 on:** July 20, 2008, 03:02:12 PM »

The password for my old account got glitched out somehow, I'm now using the same name with a 2 on the end.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #10699 on:** July 20, 2008, 06:03:34 PM »

My girl and i woke up kinda early and figured we'd have some loud morning sex while it was cool and presumedly people were still sleep. i recommended we put on some "background noise", and she was sharp enough to know i meant porn and cool enough to agree with it. i hopped on my laptop and did a quick search for some amateur porn and found a video on TNAFlix called "Amateur - Couple all over the living room".

So we're watching the video, messing around, and i keep looking at the girl, who looks kinda like the girl i'm seeing, albeit with a better figure. i really had to hold myself back from blurting out that i know i had seen her somewhere. After we finish, i do a few GAF searches, which comes up empty, so i do it on Google. i come up with http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302108. So... yeah, turns out we were fucking to Wispy and his ex.

i went to post this in that thread, but it's been archived. i can't believe this is the first time i've actually seen the video. (i meant to search for it after reading that thread but never did.) i'd give Wispy e-props, telling him that she wanted me to fist her like he did in the video, but that would only add to the awkwardness.

bud · « **Reply #10700 on:** July 20, 2008, 07:29:30 PM »

she looks alot like that chick in heroes, hayden paniteirerereee

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10701 on:** July 20, 2008, 07:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 20, 2008, 02:47:32 PM

this chick going down on a black and white dude. and she gags and shit. and burps like she just had a tasty meal. she deepthroats like none other. best porn of all time.

back when i dled it back in 2001 it only contained the bj scene, but this version on xvideos has the full video!

Anastasia Blue? (bug eyed blond white chick)?

I'd click the link but I'm at my parent's lawl

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10702 on:** July 20, 2008, 10:38:26 PM »

Jansen · « **Reply #10703 on:** July 20, 2008, 11:38:19 PM »

i haven't seen that pic in about three years

demi · « **Reply #10704 on:** July 20, 2008, 11:47:10 PM »

That bottle has a small dick

Costanza · « **Reply #10705 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:02:56 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328036

LOL

Quote

3-1) If you are a virgin and the girl is a bit experienced, it really isn't a problem so as long as you play it off cleverly. For example, my family was actually born in Greece, and yes you guessed it, where Sparta once was. She told me she didn't think she could handle me. My reply was probably not since it was my first time. However, I then replied "did the Spartans give up when they faced the Persian Empire?" Not only did she laugh, but that increased her intrigue in me.

Vizzys · « **Reply #10706 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:46:12 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 21, 2008, 01:02:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328036

LOL

Quote
3-1) If you are a virgin and the girl is a bit experienced, it really isn't a problem so as long as you play it off cleverly. For example, my family was actually born in Greece, and yes you guessed it, where Sparta once was. She told me she didn't think she could handle me. My reply was probably not since it was my first time. However, I then replied "did the Spartans give up when they faced the Persian Empire?" Not only did she laugh, but that increased her intrigue in me.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12069116&postcount=33

lol

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10707 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:05:52 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 21, 2008, 01:02:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328036

LOL

Quote
3-1) If you are a virgin and the girl is a bit experienced, it really isn't a problem so as long as you play it off cleverly. For example, my family was actually born in Greece, and yes you guessed it, where Sparta once was. She told me she didn't think she could handle me. My reply was probably not since it was my first time. However, I then replied "did the Spartans give up when they faced the Persian Empire?" Not only did she laugh, but that increased her intrigue in me.

GAF + 300 = mad poon

Himu · « **Reply #10708 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:22:36 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 20, 2008, 07:37:27 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 20, 2008, 02:47:32 PM
this chick going down on a black and white dude. and she gags and shit. and burps like she just had a tasty meal. she deepthroats like none other. best porn of all time.

back when i dled it back in 2001 it only contained the bj scene, but this version on xvideos has the full video!

Anastasia Blue? (bug eyed blond white chick)?

I'd click the link but I'm at my parent's lawl

No. It is not Anastasia Blue.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #10709 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:01:00 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 21, 2008, 01:02:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328036

LOL

Quote
3-1) If you are a virgin and the girl is a bit experienced, it really isn't a problem so as long as you play it off cleverly. For example, my family was actually born in Greece, and yes you guessed it, where Sparta once was. She told me she didn't think she could handle me. My reply was probably not since it was my first time. However, I then replied "did the Spartans give up when they faced the Persian Empire?" Not only did she laugh, but that increased her intrigue in me.

thats the gayest shit ive ever read.

and i read this forum

Pharmacy · « **Reply #10710 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:54:03 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 21, 2008, 01:02:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328036

LOL

Quote
3-1) If you are a virgin and the girl is a bit experienced, it really isn't a problem so as long as you play it off cleverly. For example, my family was actually born in Greece, and yes you guessed it, where Sparta once was. She told me she didn't think she could handle me. My reply was probably not since it was my first time. However, I then replied "did the Spartans give up when they faced the Persian Empire?" Not only did she laugh, but that increased her intrigue in me.

hahaha

*walks into bedroom dressed up in full sparta uniform and fake abs sprayed onto massive stomach*

"THIS, IS, SPAAAAAAA--hey is it in yet"

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #10711 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:28:20 AM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on July 20, 2008, 06:03:34 PM

My girl and i woke up kinda early and figured we'd have some loud morning sex while it was cool and presumedly people were still sleep. i recommended we put on some "background noise", and she was sharp enough to know i meant porn and cool enough to agree with it. i hopped on my laptop and did a quick search for some amateur porn and found a video on TNAFlix called "Amateur - Couple all over the living room".

So we're watching the video, messing around, and i keep looking at the girl, who looks kinda like the girl i'm seeing, albeit with a better figure. i really had to hold myself back from blurting out that i know i had seen her somewhere. After we finish, i do a few GAF searches, which comes up empty, so i do it on Google. i come up with http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302108. So... yeah, turns out we were fucking to Wispy and his ex.

i went to post this in that thread, but it's been archived. i can't believe this is the first time i've actually seen the video. (i meant to search for it after reading that thread but never did.) i'd give Wispy e-props, telling him that she wanted me to fist her like he did in the video, but that would only add to the awkwardness.

wispy mentioned it in a gaf confessions thread, the type I normally don't read. The vids were a favorite series of mine, so I recognized his vague story and PM'ed him asking if it was the story about Hannah. He didn't take much prodding but I begged him to make that thread. I wish he would post the other vids/pics, maybe I need to contact him again.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #10712 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:12:00 PM »

Quote from: Costanza on July 21, 2008, 01:02:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328036

LOL

Quote
3-1) If you are a virgin and the girl is a bit experienced, it really isn't a problem so as long as you play it off cleverly. For example, my family was actually born in Greece, and yes you guessed it, where Sparta once was. She told me she didn't think she could handle me. My reply was probably not since it was my first time. However, I then replied "did the Spartans give up when they faced the Persian Empire?" Not only did she laugh, but that increased her intrigue in me.

Crushed · « **Reply #10713 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:17:06 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12074995&postcount=94

traitor

GilloD · « **Reply #10714 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:32:29 PM »

Quote

Wow gaf. I'm writing this on my birthday (20 today yippeee >_>) and while I usually don't reveal much of my personal business on these boards I thought it'd be interesting to see the opinion of the variety of intelligent gaffers here.

I went to see the Dark Knight yesterday and everything was going fine for quite a while through the trailers and the very beginning of the movie. My dad had sent me this extremely salty popcorn and I'd been eating the hell out of this bag of m&m's, but none of it seemed to really be effecting me negatively in any way. So anyway, Joker comes on screen for the second time with the "Why so serious" and I'm like :O. Its not that the Joker scares me in any way shape or form or anything in the movie so far had been over my limit. I've watched far worse in theaters from Hostile, to Saw 3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and etc and much much worse films on my actual set at home. But I was beginning to feel quite faint. Its a feeling I've never really experienced. My heart started to just quicken maddeningly within my chest. All jokes aside, the Joker almost certainly wasn't helping things with his maniacal performance.

I excused myself to go to the bathroom and just wiped my face off with some water and took some sips of water as well and was trying to calm myself down. I managed to do so just a bit so I went back in for perhaps another 10 minutes before an epic scene in the film starts up again. This time I'm feeling noticably shaken and I'm probably not helping myself by worrying myself in my head. I find myself to be in complete control of mind, body, and emotions so this was very new to me. Stupidly I say nothing to my parents or brother and walk back to the bathroom and get water and a drink again. This time its not slowing down and my heart is fucking roaring to the point where I actually felt physical pain and was feeling like i could actually black out.

At this point I think I'm dying of a heartattack due to the ridiculous amount of beating my hearts doing, the chest paint and my lack of controlled breathing. I go to the nearest usher instead of rushing into the theater and I'm like...

"Hey man...shit..I think I'm having a heart attack can you PLEASE call 911"

Dudes puts on a shit eating grin...

"Your joking right?"

"I'm not even fucking joking MAN"

He tells me to go to the manager and she comes up and dials an ambulance. By then I feel like death was surely there gaf. Its probably the closest I've felt myself come to death. Strangely I was accepting of it, the only fear I had was that of the people I'd left behind and how they'd be hurt. It was a fucking depressing and sad experience to feel like there is no doubt in your mind your about to die...and painfully.

I walk slowly into the theater with the manager and wave my parents over to me without really disturbing the film (not that I would give a shit if I did), and they come over and of course go through the usual amazingly depressing explosion of fear and tears.

At this point the ambulance is there, and I'm just sitting down and doing the best I can to control my breathing and to stay calm. My fingers , feet, and head feel numb/tingly at this point. The paramedics arrive and I'm sitting at a little seat inside the theater. Amazingly enough it wasn't all that much of a ruckus due to the size of the main lobby. So they ask me a series of questions while hooking me up to all types of shit, and tell me that my blood pressure and heart rate are skyrocketing. They tell me to stay calm and I'm doing my best to do so. Not really speaking and just focusing as best as I can to calm down.

Eventually they say that everything looks good and that I was having a panic attack. They say I can either go home or go to the ER and I decide for my dad to drive me to the ER rather than to pay their ridiculous Ambulance rate later should I survive the ordeal. How they could suggest I go home is beyond me, considering I still felt like I was basically dying.

So I get to the ER, show my insurance, this and that and whatever and they lay me down on a bed and fit oxygen in my nose (although I didn't need it) and give me a pill to swallow
(which was difficult being it was hard to move my upper jaw). I realize the story is getting long at this point so I'll finish up. I lay there for 3 hours and end up getting an EKG and a heart X-Ray. Both come out showing I have NO heart issues and this was just a panic attack...

I get a prescription for the great medicine they gave me and I'm on my way home feeling tired and a bit out of wack but pretty much good to go.

I'm heading to my family doctor either today or tomorrow to discuss the event and see what I can do to prevent any in the future. Has anyone here at gaf ever had such a "panic attack"? It was very humbling, and even though I wasn't going to die from it, being that I thought I did I think its changed me for the better and I realize some of the mistakes I've been making in my life lately.

The saddest part is I didnt even get halfway through the Dark Knight. They refunded our money though. I think I'll have to wait a week or so to see it though. Less people and a better understanding of how to defend against this type of thing again or getting medicine for it.

Why so serious?

lulz

Reb · « **Reply #10715 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:55:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12077242&postcount=555

Wat

GilloD · « **Reply #10716 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:57:50 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 21, 2008, 03:21:39 PM

Quote from: GilloD on July 21, 2008, 01:32:29 PM
Quote
Wow gaf. I'm writing this on my birthday (20 today yippeee >_>) and while I usually don't reveal much of my personal business on these boards I thought it'd be interesting to see the opinion of the variety of intelligent gaffers here.

I went to see the Dark Knight yesterday and everything was going fine for quite a while through the trailers and the very beginning of the movie. My dad had sent me this extremely salty popcorn and I'd been eating the hell out of this bag of m&m's, but none of it seemed to really be effecting me negatively in any way. So anyway, Joker comes on screen for the second time with the "Why so serious" and I'm like :O. Its not that the Joker scares me in any way shape or form or anything in the movie so far had been over my limit. I've watched far worse in theaters from Hostile, to Saw 3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and etc and much much worse films on my actual set at home. But I was beginning to feel quite faint. Its a feeling I've never really experienced. My heart started to just quicken maddeningly within my chest. All jokes aside, the Joker almost certainly wasn't helping things with his maniacal performance.

I excused myself to go to the bathroom and just wiped my face off with some water and took some sips of water as well and was trying to calm myself down. I managed to do so just a bit so I went back in for perhaps another 10 minutes before an epic scene in the film starts up again. This time I'm feeling noticably shaken and I'm probably not helping myself by worrying myself in my head. I find myself to be in complete control of mind, body, and emotions so this was very new to me. Stupidly I say nothing to my parents or brother and walk back to the bathroom and get water and a drink again. This time its not slowing down and my heart is fucking roaring to the point where I actually felt physical pain and was feeling like i could actually black out.

At this point I think I'm dying of a heartattack due to the ridiculous amount of beating my hearts doing, the chest paint and my lack of controlled breathing. I go to the nearest usher instead of rushing into the theater and I'm like...

"Hey man...shit..I think I'm having a heart attack can you PLEASE call 911"

Dudes puts on a shit eating grin...

"Your joking right?"

"I'm not even fucking joking MAN"

He tells me to go to the manager and she comes up and dials an ambulance. By then I feel like death was surely there gaf. Its probably the closest I've felt myself come to death. Strangely I was accepting of it, the only fear I had was that of the people I'd left behind and how they'd be hurt. It was a fucking depressing and sad experience to feel like there is no doubt in your mind your about to die...and painfully.

I walk slowly into the theater with the manager and wave my parents over to me without really disturbing the film (not that I would give a shit if I did), and they come over and of course go through the usual amazingly depressing explosion of fear and tears.

At this point the ambulance is there, and I'm just sitting down and doing the best I can to control my breathing and to stay calm. My fingers , feet, and head feel numb/tingly at this point. The paramedics arrive and I'm sitting at a little seat inside the theater. Amazingly enough it wasn't all that much of a ruckus due to the size of the main lobby. So they ask me a series of questions while hooking me up to all types of shit, and tell me that my blood pressure and heart rate are skyrocketing. They tell me to stay calm and I'm doing my best to do so. Not really speaking and just focusing as best as I can to calm down.

Eventually they say that everything looks good and that I was having a panic attack. They say I can either go home or go to the ER and I decide for my dad to drive me to the ER rather than to pay their ridiculous Ambulance rate later should I survive the ordeal. How they could suggest I go home is beyond me, considering I still felt like I was basically dying.

So I get to the ER, show my insurance, this and that and whatever and they lay me down on a bed and fit oxygen in my nose (although I didn't need it) and give me a pill to swallow
(which was difficult being it was hard to move my upper jaw). I realize the story is getting long at this point so I'll finish up. I lay there for 3 hours and end up getting an EKG and a heart X-Ray. Both come out showing I have NO heart issues and this was just a panic attack...

I get a prescription for the great medicine they gave me and I'm on my way home feeling tired and a bit out of wack but pretty much good to go.

I'm heading to my family doctor either today or tomorrow to discuss the event and see what I can do to prevent any in the future. Has anyone here at gaf ever had such a "panic attack"? It was very humbling, and even though I wasn't going to die from it, being that I thought I did I think its changed me for the better and I realize some of the mistakes I've been making in my life lately.

The saddest part is I didnt even get halfway through the Dark Knight. They refunded our money though. I think I'll have to wait a week or so to see it though. Less people and a better understanding of how to defend against this type of thing again or getting medicine for it.

Why so serious?

lulz

Wasn't funny. Thanks for wasting my time.

Having a heart attack isn't funny. Framing it in such a way that THE DARK KNIGHT WAS TOO INTENSE FOR MY HEART is.

Jansen · « **Reply #10717 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:20:58 PM »

i'm sure this has been posted here as it is teh old, but here it is again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11823678&postcount=277

this user is either a joke poster or the ultimate japafag

Darunia · « **Reply #10718 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:32:54 PM »

heh, jiggy. that guy's just batshit insane, no joke character I'm afraid. should've seen him in the smash bros dojo update, that guy had statistics of every little thing (4 weeks since the last music update, I predict one for today!)

fucking looney tunes

Crushed · « **Reply #10719 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:34:28 PM »

That's the dude who did stats for the Smash Bros. updates.

Stats. As in, how many times each character appeared in screenshots, how many type of update, which update types appeared on which days, etc. And sometimes, he did some thing where he talked as an animu version of himself, or a girl version of himself. And he gave names to each of the days, and personified them as Tue-kun, Mon-chan, etc.

cool breeze · « **Reply #10720 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:35:00 PM »

[youtube=425,350]0TGmBrYpZag[/youtube]

Amazing.

Jansen · « **Reply #10721 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:42:22 PM »

wow motherfucker is crazy as all hell.

WARNING LONG ASS POST

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Jiggy37

Oh hey. I've been waiting for a thread like this for like three weeks--people kept asking about my tag and I only told them all that I wanted to put off the explanation until later since I know I frequently post walls of text and I didn't want to derail threads I actually liked. And I just wanted something I could link to so that I wouldn't have to derail in the future either. So, uh, yeah, here's this post I've had ready for a while. For the record, I don't entirely expect to survive this post without getting reamed or banned or some much more sinister tag that'll drive me to leave GAF, but hey.

If you're reading this, you probably asked where my tag came from, or what I think of it, or what the story is, or something along those lines. <_< I knew people would ask even in public threads and I didn't want to derail, so I just wanted to create a separate post that I could link to instead. Maybe a bit of a strange thing to do, but I always enjoy breaking semi-new ground in the territory of bizarre quirk.

So, let's go!

Where the tag came from:

The "hentai sim" part: (AKA the part that you probably asked about)

I said I wanted translations for visual novels and dating sims (having named Tokimeki Memorial specifically), which I guess automatically register as hentai in the minds of--uh, whoever created the tag. (I don't know who it was.) And in fairness, the assuumption would probably be correct in a large majority of cases since I'm sure many people who want such games do indeed want the hentai ones.

However, I'm actually not one of them. No, I rather think visual novels should go clean or not exist, and I want to play Tokimeki (never have yet since it's never been in English and I can't read it) for entirely chaste reasons. I mildly liked the anime once it got past episode 14 or so and magically turned somewhat decent (whereas it had been mediocrity defined before that point), and the game looks like some kind of heavy number-crunching experience. I can play almost endlessly with numbers and leveling up stats, even if it's nothing more than boosting school-related stats by studying and participating in athletics and other school-related activities, so yeah. I think it's basically like a high school strategy game or something--I really have no clue, honestly, which is exactly why I want to see at least a couple of them get translated so that I can find out whether I'll like or hate it. Check out a series description here if you want:

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.c...i/tokimeki.htm

The "got lost" part:

I'm not entirely sure on this one, but in the same post as the above, I had a list of a few dozen hangups I have with current-gen gaming. So, if I had to guess, I'd say that since I listed out every little detail I can't stand about current-gen and the direction of the industry (whereas most people would only list four or five major things), it seems like I hate gaming and thus didn't mean to come to a gaming forum? I don't know, something like that. A brief conversation with some mods the night of the tag inclines me to think that way.

What I think of the tag:

Well, you know, it's actually kind of interesting and I can't decide whether I love it or hate it or am indifferent. (Note that this breed of indecision is very regular for me since I'm fairly philosophical and attempt to consider every angle of everything, ever, which is also furthered along by my rather introspective nature.)

Argument against the tag

On one hand, it's a patently-absurd lie, which creates--at very least--a low-level moral dilemma in that each post I make now potentially contributes to advancing a misconception among other posters. Well, technically two misconceptions, with the other one being that pornography of any form is socially or morally acceptable (rather than something which demeans the purpose of human existence by emphasizing entirely pleasure-based and temporally-fleeting actions over constructive and intellectual considerations)--but pragmatically, that may be irrelevant since I think most people around here already believe that. In any case, promoting a non-truth (that is, that I want anything to do with hentai) seems counter-conducive to the role of communication and so I largely don't want anything to do with it.

Argument in defense of the tag

On the other hand, it's--still a patently-absurd lie, and so anyone in the know about me may get a kick out of its full-scale, high-level irony. I mean, I'm the innocent of the innocent here. Do I need to go over evidence that this is true? Well, sure. I enjoy making lists, and not everybody is familiar with my posts. (In fact, I think nearly all people familiar with my posts are either Smash Bros. fans who followed the Dojo thread or retro fans who follow the Virtual Console thread.)

1) I was traumatized by Titanic--and not just because it was a horrible movie, before anyone goes there, but because of a certain scene. Too much for me.

2) I successfully avoided knowing what certain "things" looked like until I was 22 and a college health class ruined it for me. I realize this sounds impossible in the age of the Internet and that it may also be impossible to believe for some of you who evaluate all people at a glance by the one unwavering criterion of whether you'd "hit it" or not. D: Even so, it's practically like I had some kind of built-in detector warning me that a spam popup image would be bad--I was always somehow able to keep my peripheral vision away long enough to close the popups. Nor did I ever actually want to see these certain things--I'm just fine with appreciating faces, thank you--so that helped too.

3) One of my breakups was in large part because the girl made too many physical advances on me. I don't want that nonsense. I want to talk.

4) I'm a severe prude; even cleavage is nothing I ever, ever want to see. Busty female character designs should stop existing in gaming, too.

5) On another forum I was once PMed by a very conservative older Christian lady--let me repeat those four words, not to make fun of them (because I don't make fun of anybody, really) but so they sink in: conservative, older, Christian, lady--who was concerned that I had gone too far past "modesty" and into the realm of considering the human body a rather dirty thing. She was right about this, mind you, but that's beside my main point, which is that it's yet another piece of evidence in a mounting case.

6) I only want to see things that make me squee from their adorableness, not moan or scream or whatever noises people make when engaged in that kind of thing.

For all of these reasons and many more (including a particular high school story that I was going to post but thought better of since, you know, this is NeoGAF), the tag is ironic in the highest, and irony is admittedly somewhat amusing. Besides, as I said at the beginning of this whole mess, I like breaking semi-new ground in the territory of bizarre quirk--and having a rather befuddling and unbefitting lag is somewhat in keeping with that grain, even though in reality you could probably sum up my mottos on life as "If it's not cute, give it the boot" or "If it isn't most chaste, drop it post-haste" or "Pure is the cure!" or something along those lines, whimsical and likely rhyming.

Brief response to potential counterarguments

[By the way, two things...

-Assuming that I'm still using my avatar of Ayu spinning in circles when you read this, and you're staring at the avatar and the "lol, your avatar identifies a contradiction with your post" gig comes to your mind and you're thinking that I like non-pure things, well, then I'm pretty sure you haven't watched Kanon 2006. I'm fully aware of what Kanon was when first created, but I only care about what it became, which is the cutest cutesy that ever cuted up cute. And by "cute" I don't mean "teh sexay," which is nothing I'd be interested in, but adorable and saccharine and touching.

I blasted through its twenty-four episodes in a single weekend (and this was immediately after the fourteen episodes of Kanon 2002 in that same weekend, I might mention, but that's a separate issue) and, besides breaking into tears three separate times during episode 10 and three more separate times during episode 24, for eight days afterward I was literally unable to think in a romantic fashion or lustful fashion or whatever one might want to call it. No, Kanon is so flipping adorable that it entirely obviates sexuality, and I think anyone who watched it would have an increased natural production level of what I call the Purity Pheromone*. Exactly what I want!

(Incidentally, Ayu's spinning can also work to hilarious effect with the tag because, well, she looks lost and that fits perfectly.)

*I don't know if such a thing exists.

-Since--as I've been implying--I do consider every angle of everything, ever, I realize that some people might imagine that I'm only making up all of the above truths in an attempt to get a new tag. And I suppose they're free to do so, since I can only be to any one reader what that reader's perception shapes me as. However, in my defense I would at least suggest that saying all of the above is likely considered more scorn-worthy to most people than going to look at hentai forums. Thus I'm not sure why I would shoot for something that people would mock over something which (among GAF demographics) probably scarcely causes the batting of an eye, unless what I'm saying is in fact true.]

Argument for neutrality

And then there's indifference. I would say that, in spite of whatever appearance I might come off as having with these thought-out, heavily a prioristic (if not overblown?) posts which are rather a far cry from a good chunk of the kneejerk and/or one-liner posters lurking about the Internet, it's fairly easy to hurt my feelings comparatively to others. This is one reason that there are generally only two kinds of threads I post in: those whose full purpose is to rejoice over game announcements rather than play host to a debate, and those in which I've already accumulated dozens of posts and therefore I'm mostly not worried about personal attacks since the people there know me in some sense. I assure you, even after I get a 360 I'm not likely to ship over to the XBLA threads and start up large-scale posts since that might as well be a whole new world to me.

But in any case, a critical comment managing to hurt my feelings would need some element of truth to it (ah, that is to say, something which I would perceive as truth)--and a tag like this doesn't have such an element, but rather is so far off the mark that it's laughable. Not saying so as a figure of speech; I can honestly look at it and kind of laugh and think "Are you serious?", and this is the case even moreso when it seems like the reason that I got it is saying I wanted Tokimeki Memorial, which, again, is an entirely clean number-crunching game that, as far as I can tell to the best of my knowledge, is mostly akin to managing resources in a turn-based strategy RPG or something bizarre like that.

So, yes, it makes me kind of laugh. But then that moral dilemma element comes into play again and mitigates any positive value that may or may not be present: hence, potentially indifference.

What may have been better; or, by proxy a second argument against

With all of the above said, admittedly I'd rather be mocked for something true than something false. Demeaning tags can be awesome, but there's one issue with my current tag: since I don't actually support hentai or want anything to do with it (but precisely the opposite), I obviously won't post as though I did, and consequently I'll be missing out on the potential joy of having GAFers quote my tag back to me. -_- If the tag attacked or satirized something which I indeed believed, then I would be making posts about that belief and opportunists could reply accordingly. Examples of potential tags where this would work:

1) Shill for DLC dress-up games
2) High heels trampled my friends and family (or just a link to this flowchart found near the bottom, I guess? I don't know)
3) get in touch with your feminine side; shave your legs today
4) 3D gaming gives me heartburn
5) Never escaped 1994
6) Colette Defense Force founding member: ironing boards FTW
7) Derails into wild tangents
Loves ports more than new games
9) "Smash Bros.' Judas Iscariot"
or, "Sakurai: Et tu, Jiggy?"
10) Please ignore my walls of text
11) You write 3,000 words and what do you get? Still not a conclusion, just deeper in debt.
12) Self-hating Wii owner
13) Profanity burns my virgin ears
14) My mind thinks strictly in list wars
15) weeaboo

Let's suppose that the first one or some variant of it were used. GAF could have a field day with it, I would imagine. (I'm using it as an example because one person had already come up with the idea before me: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...4&postcount=11 )

Tales of Vesperia with DLC? I'm pretty sure I've said I really hope for alternate costumes since I hate Estelle's default look so much but want to like her as a character. And what GAF could have replied with had the tag been there?

Jiggy37
Slut for DLC dress-up games
Today, 8:17 PM

Wind of Nostalgio using 3D character models on DS? I might say at some point: "They better implement alternate costumes to justify not using 2D sprites. " And GAF?

Jiggy37
Frothing need for dress-up games
Today, 8:17 PM

Dragon Quest IX using 3D character models on DS? I've already said in the past that that's just fine by me because and only because that game has shown visible equipment changes and those are easier to create in a 3D game. What GAF could have said:

Jiggy37
Will betray 2D fandom for dress-up games
Today, 8:17 PM

Of course, these are only some examples, but I think they look slightly more fun to me than a tag that'll never be quoted by anyone (except people who were asking out of curiosity, but any tag can yield that much). Perhaps that's only bias speaking, though; I don't know since it's difficult to be objective about that which affects oneself.

Finish: (kind of?)

Well, uh, we've come to the end of it, so I hope you enjoyed reading. I have no particular conclusion to the ramble, but I think hope I probably answered all possible questions directed at me, if not also several extras that probably never would have been otherwise asked. >_>

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10722 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:08:55 PM »

yikes just yikes, link to thread plz

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10723 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:11:41 PM »

my rather introspective and long-winded nature

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10724 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 21, 2008, 05:34:28 PM

That's the dude who did stats for the Smash Bros. updates.

Stats. As in, how many times each character appeared in screenshots, how many type of update, which update types appeared on which days, etc. And sometimes, he did some thing where he talked as an animu version of himself, or a girl version of himself. And he gave names to each of the days, and personified them as Tue-kun, Mon-chan, etc.

good ol' asperger's. is he married to princess peach, by any chance?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10725 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2008, 06:08:55 PM

yikes just yikes, link to thread plz

He deleted his post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12070647&postcount=74

but Costanza quoted the whole thing

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12070660&postcount=78

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10726 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:16:27 PM »

I've written much longer posts with much less reason.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10727 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:20:50 PM »

Four to six hours. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10728 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:22:20 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 21, 2008, 06:20:50 PM

Four to six hours. $:-\$

It takes so long because he keeps getting distracted by spinning objects.

Vizzys · « **Reply #10729 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:28:51 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12079182&postcount=45

archie4208 · « **Reply #10730 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:39:44 PM »

Quote from: Viz on July 21, 2008, 06:28:51 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12079182&postcount=45

Demi was right all along!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #10731 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:39:46 PM »

Is there even a second game out that supports Trophies? How can they become so rabidly addicted after playing one game for 3 weeks?

MCD · « **Reply #10732 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:41:22 PM »

Quote

5) The above is partly because high heels need to be banned both from reality and from video game character designs, due to being simultaneously ugly and impractical and having the potential to cause permanent bodily harm--but since I presume such a banning won't happen, I at least need options to avoid ever having to see them.

6) I'm the Colette Defense Force.

a lost cause.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10733 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:41:37 PM »

The same people that make hundreds of posts dedicated to a firmware update.

bud · « **Reply #10734 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:41:49 PM »

[youtube=425,350]ElY5Gr845Fw[/youtube]

i like this song

demi · « **Reply #10735 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:00:33 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on July 21, 2008, 06:39:44 PM

Quote from: Viz on July 21, 2008, 06:28:51 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12079182&postcount=45

Demi was right all along!

Nothing to see here

MCD · « **Reply #10736 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:53:27 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12081736&postcount=474

Quote from: Jonnyram

The announcement will be FF versus XIII becoming a Blu-ray movie rather than a game.

please be true

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10737 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:32:32 PM »

SMH @ sonyfags foaming at the mouth over Bioshock and Achievements. Way to be several years late to the party, duders.

Grecco · « **Reply #10738 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:50:56 PM »

Its cool actually let them revel in epeen whoreness

I just think its slightly hipocritical since they blasted epeens and achievments though.

cool breeze · « **Reply #10739 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:01:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12082720

Bale is being accused of his assaulting his ma and sis.

News:

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