The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Flannel Boy]

elektrikluv needs a new boyfriend. Someone who isn't a clingy vagina.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330044

ohhhh, they deleted the thread. here was my response

jesus christ, don't be bitchtits. she's a big girl. like other folks have said, this is the sort of pussy-actin' shit what gets you dumped.

edit: oh jesus christ, she posts here too. you will never smell her tangtang again if she reads this. my wife would throw me to the curb if i pulled that, and would probably have the local firehouse run a train on her just to get rid of the taint of my limp bitchcallin' clitdick. MAN THE FUCK UP.

 

[Joe Molotov]

elektrikluv needs a new boyfriend. Someone who isn't a clingy vagina.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330044

Thread's gone now, what did he post?

[Flannel Boy]

The title of his thread was "Cannot contact my girlfriend, extremely worried"

That was after not talking to her for like a whole day.

[Phoenix Dark]

elektrikluv needs a new boyfriend. Someone who isn't a clingy vagina.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330044

ohhhh, they deleted the thread. here was my response

jesus christ, don't be bitchtits. she's a big girl. like other folks have said, this is the sort of pussy-actin' shit what gets you dumped.

edit: oh jesus christ, she posts here too. you will never smell her tangtang again if she reads this. my wife would throw me to the curb if i pulled that, and would probably have the local firehouse run a train on her just to get rid of the taint of my limp bitchcallin' clitdick. MAN THE FUCK UP.

Yixxon or whatever his name is...he's cool in my book.

[Flannel Boy]

Yixxon or whatever his name is...he's cool in my book.

I hope your book is entitled Sarcasm: a book of ironic definitions.

[Phoenix Dark]

He's clearly possessive, like most dudes I know who have gorgeous girlfriends (that's not an excuse btw). But he's heading to med school and has a head on his shoulders, communism/ps3 interests aside

[Joe Molotov]

He's clearly possessive, like most dudes I know who have gorgeous girlfriends (that's not an excuse btw). But he's heading to med school and has a head on his shoulders, communism/ps3 interests aside

Was there supposed to be a second part to this post where you listed the reasons not to hate him? 

[laesperanzapaz]

hmm, just like music, the 'attractive women' that internet goers and forum goers drool about never appealed to me, not being my type.  in other words, electriluvlajd or whatever was never really that attractive [talking about her face].  *sigh* there was a half-arab girl who i just missed a huge opportunity to get laid with. i'll never see her again.....

speaking of which, i just saw a clip from tnaflix of a swede getting deflowered.  i don't care to post the links here, but just search "alberta defloration" on the tnaflix search box, there are two, very long vids. i highly recommend watching both in order.

i've never seen a virgin hymenn in person. but man, the clip was bloody, and it showed her hymen before she was deflowered, and the "hole" was realllly tiny.  must have hurt alot.

[Phoenix Dark]

What's wrong with med school? I kinda wanted to go that route at one point. Think I'll go to law school instead, turning down my dad's practice, which I could inherit :/

I'd rather win cases for killers than work in people's mouths 

[Flannel Boy]

What's wrong with med school? I kinda wanted to go that route at one point. Think I'll go to law school instead, turning down my dad's practice, which I could inherit :/

I'd rather win cases for killers than work in people's mouths 

Stop bad mouthing law school. (pun intended)

Anyway, you can enter medical school in the UK at 18. So, big whoop.

Though he gets +50 reputation points for elektrikluv.

[Joe Molotov]

What's wrong with med school? I kinda wanted to go that route at one point. Think I'll go to law school instead, turning down my dad's practice, which I could inherit :/

Doctors make a lot of money by being arrogant douchebags who lord over people with their power over life and death. I wish I had money and the power over life and death. 

[demi]

I'll give you both of you let me be your sex slave

[Flannel Boy]

I'll give you both of you let me be your sex slave

[Candyflip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12252457&postcount=124
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12252959&postcount=129

Apparently it really is ban-worthy

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12252457&postcount=124
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12252959&postcount=129

Apparently it really is ban-worthy

"If you have any problems you should take it up with the moderation through PM in the future."

Oh thanks, I'll remember that next...

*****PERMABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******

[Joe Molotov]

I'll give you both of you let me be your sex slave

When I said I wanted the power over life and death, I didn't mean the ability to spread HIV.

[demi]

I'll give you both of you let me be your sex slave

When I said I wanted the power over life and death, I didn't mean the ability to spread HIV.

That's ok. I'll wrap myself in latex.

[bagofeyes]

Yeah, what the fuck?

[Powerslave]

elektrikluv needs a new boyfriend. Someone who isn't a clingy vagina.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330044

I'm trying to get her to appreciate hard rock/metal ;P

So she can pass it over to Yixian, and be a cool couple

[Brehvolution]

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 

[AdmiralViscen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12252457&postcount=124
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12252959&postcount=129

Apparently it really is ban-worthy

"If you have any problems you should take it up with the moderation through PM in the future."

Oh thanks, I'll remember that next...

*****PERMABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******

Haha, looks like he edited out 'in the future'

[AdmiralViscen]

This thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330101

Was pretty cool even before this

[Phoenix Dark]

What's wrong with med school? I kinda wanted to go that route at one point. Think I'll go to law school instead, turning down my dad's practice, which I could inherit :/

Doctors make a lot of money by being arrogant douchebags who lord over people with their power over life and death. I wish I had money and the power over life and death. 

I know many doctors, most of which are cool. If anything there's the aura of pretentious assholery that emanates from Ann Arbor, Michigan and other Big U towns.

[Brehvolution]

This thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330101

Was pretty cool even before this

[Grecco]

Good Jon Ketastrophy

[demi]

FAT SEX FAT SEX

[Kestastrophe]

I can't wait to see what tomorrow's template will be.

[GilloD]

I love that she's gripping that cell phone like it's trying to get away

[Phoenix Dark]

all i see is a nice interracial handjob. looks like the hubby wants a piece too though 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

elektrikluv needs a new boyfriend. Someone who isn't a clingy vagina.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330044

I have yet to see an instance where Yixian wasn't a pseudointellectual who is able to hide behind his imbecility at times.

It is why I have him on ignore at GAF.  lockii is the virgin equivalent of him.

[demi]

all i see is a nice interracial handjob. looks like the hubby wants a piece too though 

I'll handle that

[The Sceneman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=329915

Surprise, they're fat!

(Image removed from quote.)

i am so turned on right now

[Joe Molotov]

all i see is a nice interracial handjob. looks like the hubby wants a piece too though 

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.   

[laesperanzapaz]

[youtube=425,350]LSRVqrgDrV0[/youtube]

music

80s style synth.  the drumming is okay.  the bass and singing is great.

DB

DBZ GT etc etc

hey does anyone know what the chords are at 1:08 when it goes "search the sky and the sea below", it's the high point of the already great song

thanks

[cool breeze]

[youtube=425,350]2rXSTLIwLrw[/youtube]
NSFW

Sully is so damn smooth.

[cool breeze]

[youtube=425,350]w5rel7D4BXQ[/youtube]

[Brehvolution]

[Joe Molotov]

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 

What the fuck, that looks like CGI.

Hermes Conrad would approve.

[Crushed]

It must suck if he slows down and stops underneath one of the cars, and he can't unbend. 

[Crushed]

Ulillillia is even worse off than I imagined.

Yes, that's from 2003, but still... only five years ago and he simply had no idea.

[Joe Molotov]

That's the Bubsy 3D guy. What is his deal, exactly? If there was a book about him, I'd probably read it.

[cool breeze]

I probably would as well.  The Bubsy 3D video was so bizarre, yet so intoxicating. 

[Van Cruncheon]

see, ulillillia is the REAL ass burgers deal, not this fake "i'm smart and antisocial and on the internet validate my inability to interact with other human beings look at meeeeeee" shit we hafta endure on gaf

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330239

[Tabasco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330239

I had no idea what that was when I read it, but I at knew the thread was not about people who have had sex with women.

[Eric P]

[youtube=425,350]A3CzptgIvcU[/youtube]

:jungle

[Brehvolution]

http://www.popgive.com/2007/12/always-clear-download-history.html



WOW! There is a clear button on that window too.

[Candyflip]

http://www.popgive.com/2007/12/always-clear-download-history.html



WOW! There is a clear button on that window too.

Holy shit, the look on his face when the camera pans back to him. You can see him thinking *oh fuck*

[Kestastrophe]

 

That had me rolling.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

It's a long read but what a wild ride it is.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

[youtube=425,350]A3CzptgIvcU[/youtube]

:jungle

  Holy crap.

[cool breeze]

[youtube=425,350]A3CzptgIvcU[/youtube]

:jungle

  It is like a vision into the future for hardcore dancers.

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=425,350]FFzyj4jwukY[/youtube]

kanye almost coming out 

props for calling out the homophobia though

[Powerslave]

nicca was high as fuck

[Crushed]

oh boy rap talk how exciting

[fistfulofmetal]

[youtube=425,350]hil1F2T19GY[/youtube].

[Flannel Boy]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chav

The display of ones genitalia is a mandatory practice in the appearance of a chav. It is to present to the world that: However deceptive my high voice and general lack of facial hair is, I am still male. Dont believe me? Take a gander at my package. Often it is necessary to hold onto the genitalia to ensure it does not go anywhere. It is common for charvers to stand with both hands down their tracksuit pants whilst talking to friends, police and social workers.

[Crushed]

can someone please explain to me why "those people" are so excited for heavy rain

i mean, what is the freaking gameplay like

is there gameplay

is it just a series of nice-looking face screenshots that flash on the screen

[BobFromPikeCreek]

NeoGAF excited by a Sony exclusive?? This doesn't make sense!

[fistfulofmetal]

can someone please explain to me why "those people" are so excited for heavy rain

i mean, what is the freaking gameplay like

is there gameplay

is it just a series of nice-looking face screenshots that flash on the screen

I am because I quite liked Fahrenheit.