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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332652

If Kojima made BioShock, Andrew Ryan would have shown up at the end, explained that he had a super-special Vita Chamber that you just couldn't see due to your plasmids, hug you, randomly kill some old dude, and then suddenly die from your "mutated super-plasmids."

Then the Little Sisters would have yammered on about eggs, while Dr. Tenenbaum suddenly dies from cancer she magically developed, but was holding back with plasmids.
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Atlas would have actually only been PRETENDING to be Frank Fontaine, as the real Frank Fontaine did die, but Atlas set all this up and had you kill hundreds of people BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY

You would have had lengthy two-way conversations with Atlas over the radio, and had a boss fight against Ryan where he ran around the room before you drained his health bar. Once the fight was over, a blood stain would suddenly appear on his shirt with no obvious wound, and he would lie down and explain how he's your father and how you were trained and all that, and then would quietly die in your arms. Lighting effects would give the appearance of his ghost escaping his body while Jack shook his head and cried.

But again, he's not really dead.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 02:03:59 PM by Crushed »
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11882 on: August 25, 2008, 02:22:00 PM »
Crushed, do you realize that you stand to make millions of dollars if you manifest that writing style into a videogame (call it Plastic Cog Gelatinous). The masses will eat it up while proclaiming its genius from the mountaintops. 
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11883 on: August 25, 2008, 06:06:56 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332784

WOW

this may be the quintessential gaf ot thread -- extreme social distinguished mentally-challenged, a backfired attempt for sympathy, gay subtext, the underlying structure of a 'girl problems' thread

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11884 on: August 25, 2008, 06:52:42 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332784

WOW

this may be the quintessential gaf ot thread -- extreme social distinguished mentally-challenged, a backfired attempt for sympathy, gay subtext, the underlying structure of a 'girl problems' thread

I read that thread and shook my head.  A lot of these guys complain about how hard they have it socially (that or they went to Wikipedia and declared that they have Asperger's) but they have no idea how to keep friends or probably how to make them.  Not surprisingly, it is all set up in a narcissistic tone.  "How dare they do that to me?"
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:-(

I'm going to make a Heath Ledger appreciation thread when the one year anniversary of his death comes around.

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EB regulars are hammering Guybrush at GAF
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11888 on: August 25, 2008, 07:58:46 PM »
It's not a funny situation - a little girl doesn't have a dad anymore.
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It's not a funny situation - a little girl doesn't have a dad anymore.

Did the image posted by Guybrush kill her father?

We make fun of celebrity deaths all the time. No need to overreact.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11890 on: August 25, 2008, 08:26:02 PM »
It's not a funny situation - a little girl doesn't have a dad anymore.

And thats any different from the tons of black people.....................
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11891 on: August 25, 2008, 08:31:01 PM »
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Ok, I should be more fair

Let's include the latinos as well
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I think i went through a rite of passage seeing those BJ comics
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11894 on: August 25, 2008, 08:55:24 PM »
It's not a funny situation - a little girl doesn't have a dad anymore.

Did the image posted by Guybrush kill her father?

We make fun of celebrity deaths all the time. No need to overreact.

i don't make fun of any deaths smh

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11895 on: August 25, 2008, 09:09:58 PM »
It's not a funny situation - a little girl doesn't have a dad anymore.

Did the image posted by Guybrush kill her father?

We make fun of celebrity deaths all the time. No need to overreact.

i don't make fun of any deaths smh



But you do laugh at the deaths of innocent children?

My law teacher is perhaps the most amusing teacher of all time. Just today he laughed and made hilariously sarcastic comments on cases that involved a 17 month old baby being burned to death by his 3 year old brother with a Bic lighter and a case involving a kid who died by drinking hair oil. :lol
SMH! SMH, indeed.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11897 on: August 25, 2008, 09:13:22 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332784

WOW

this may be the quintessential gaf ot thread -- extreme social distinguished mentally-challenged, a backfired attempt for sympathy, gay subtext, the underlying structure of a 'girl problems' thread

I read that thread and shook my head.  A lot of these guys complain about how hard they have it socially (that or they went to Wikipedia and declared that they have Asperger's) but they have no idea how to keep friends or probably how to make them.  Not surprisingly, it is all set up in a narcissistic tone.  "How dare they do that to me?"

He wasn't watching the movie though, the bastard!  :maf
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11898 on: August 25, 2008, 09:15:31 PM »
i told you i don't like babies
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lol at the ass in the middle of her right arm
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Hilarious. In fact, Guybrush is gifted. Everything he posts is really fucking hysterical.

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Did anyone drive by this in the last 5 minutes

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Hilarious. In fact, Guybrush is gifted. Everything he posts is really fucking hysterical.

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he is so awesome
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RYAN PAYTON DIES IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332868

right?

When Evilore wakes up in 5 hours, he's gonna read this and go back to bed.  He'll fantasize how Payton told Kojima about this guy in the US who really loves Metal Gear, and is very knowledgeable about all types of games too.  Because that guy is a big shot industry insider who runs a gaming forum and owned Denis Dyack.  And since Dyack used to be Kojima's apprentice, now Evilore must take his place, b/c that's what he learned in a samurai book or Final Fantasy game or something.

Payton is supposedly a cool guy.  xfe seems to vouch for him and that is good enough for me.

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RYAN PAYTON DIES IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332868

right?

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Metal Gear Solid 4 one of the best games in all of gaming.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11911 on: August 26, 2008, 11:33:18 AM »
MGS4 is one of my favorite games, but I don't really don't know if I would consider it the 'best' game ever or anything like that.

And you should hold back on using sales as a means to justify quality; that is unless you are willing to say that Wii Fit and Wii Play are the two best games out today.

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MGS4 barely constitues a "game".  There's maybe 2 or 3 hours of actual gameplay in the thing while the rest is just non-stop cinemas.
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RYAN PAYTON DIES IN HORRIBLE ACCIDENT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332868

right?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12544886&postcount=105

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I had no desire to work for Konami because he was doing everything that I would do to the game.

Payton is lucky he did his job well, otherwise some no name interweb tween would have taken his job
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11914 on: August 26, 2008, 12:56:35 PM »
How many games last in the NPD top 10? Even GTA only lasted 2 months iirc

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who the fuck is ryan payton and why should i give a fuck
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Yeah, I see his name a lot on GAF, but still have no idea who he is and why so many people care that he left.

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11917 on: August 26, 2008, 02:33:45 PM »
He worked at Kojima Productions and, apparently, was the reason MGS4 had the more accessible gameplay or something.  He was also the host of the Kojima Production Report podcast, which was actually a good podcast.

I do think that somethings were a bit overboard with his 'fame', like a documentary about him on the MGS4 LE.

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who the fuck is ryan payton and why should i give a fuck

I think he's a football player or something.
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11919 on: August 26, 2008, 03:50:48 PM »
who the fuck is ryan payton and why should i give a fuck

I think he's a football player or something.
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Fox News to protestors: Why do you hate freedom?

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11921 on: August 26, 2008, 04:43:51 PM »
He worked at Kojima Productions and, apparently, was the reason MGS4 had the more accessible gameplay or something.  He was also the host of the Kojima Production Report podcast, which was actually a good podcast.

I do think that somethings were a bit overboard with his 'fame', like a documentary about him on the MGS4 LE.

MGS4 has more accessible gameplay? How? I haven't played it yet but if they dumbed down the game I will be fucking pissed.
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MGS4 would have been awesome if there were more gameplay areas. Can't wait for the VR levels (if that does happen). Pure gameplay.
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11923 on: August 26, 2008, 05:10:32 PM »
He worked at Kojima Productions and, apparently, was the reason MGS4 had the more accessible gameplay or something.  He was also the host of the Kojima Production Report podcast, which was actually a good podcast.

I do think that somethings were a bit overboard with his 'fame', like a documentary about him on the MGS4 LE.

MGS4 has more accessible gameplay? How? I haven't played it yet but if they dumbed down the game I will be fucking pissed.

The major difference is that you can move while shooting now.  Controls and camera are still clunky though, compared to most 3rd person shooters. 

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He worked at Kojima Productions and, apparently, was the reason MGS4 had the more accessible gameplay or something.  He was also the host of the Kojima Production Report podcast, which was actually a good podcast.

I do think that somethings were a bit overboard with his 'fame', like a documentary about him on the MGS4 LE.

MGS4 has more accessible gameplay? How? I haven't played it yet but if they dumbed down the game I will be fucking pissed.

The major difference is that you can move while shooting now.

Better than RE4, at least.
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:lol  :rofl "fuck fox news!"

The protestors are right to treat the network with contempt, because it is a mouthpiece, nothing exists like it in any other Western democratic country as far as I'm aware.. Murdoch's Sky News in the UK for example, does not have the kind of free-reign to distribute opinion in the guise of news.. But Fox seriously succeeeded in using their anger to make them look like a bunch of cunts.

Having said that. "Do you not believe in freedom?" -- Freedom is being able to march on the streets and say "fuck fox news" on national television.

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is redtube fucked up for anyone else? none of the videos are loading :(

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is redtube fucked up for anyone else? none of the videos are loading :(

As a sacrifice, I went to redtube and loaded a random cunshot compilation video.

It works.

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I know it's kind of old but I've been on a Tim and Eric kick lately. 

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is redtube fucked up for anyone else? none of the videos are loading :(

As a sacrifice, I went to redtube and loaded a random cunshot compilation video.

It works.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12554166&postcount=55

ranger x is so goddamned stupid it's amazing

i wonder if he ever passes out while posting because he can't type and breathe at the same time
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12554166&postcount=55

ranger x is so goddamned stupid it's amazing

i wonder if he ever passes out while posting because he can't type and breathe at the same time

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11933 on: August 27, 2008, 02:06:48 AM »
I know it's kind of old but I've been on a Tim and Eric kick lately. 


i love my shoooooooooooooooooooooooow

can't copy and paste right now but someone who can should post the child clown outlet bit
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11934 on: August 27, 2008, 10:02:13 AM »
I know it's kind of old but I've been on a Tim and Eric kick lately. 


i love my shoooooooooooooooooooooooow

can't copy and paste right now but someone who can should post the child clown outlet bit

I hater that one. It was so dark. "Not Jackie Chan" is a better pick
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333046

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So I ask you GAF (excluding costanza, as he is a asshat) how do you treat unattractive strangers?

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They also make a Guitar Hero ripoff called Guitar Praise. :lol
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #11939 on: August 27, 2008, 03:13:57 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333046

LunaClover:
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So I ask you GAF (excluding costanza, as he is a asshat) how do you treat unattractive strangers?

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is she a hideous beast?