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Himu

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13680 on: October 14, 2008, 02:02:37 AM »

The fact of the matter is this: video games are toys.  They are a child's entertainment.  Those of us that stick with them in adulthood are like those who stick with comic books and action figures: we are weird, we are abherrent, and we really ought to be ashamed of ourselves...

what a bunch of horseshit.

Just being honest with myself.

Oh come on oscar. There's a thing called toys for adults. I mean, cellphones are mostly toys these days! It's not like all toys are strictly for children.
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Tristam

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GG you really need to post a pic, at least for the Bore. We're dying with anticipation.

Bildi

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This cracked me up - an interesting AI moment in Far Cry 2.

[youtube=425,350]_HmDUsDykdM[/youtube]


modkennylaine

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13683 on: October 14, 2008, 10:29:47 AM »
Wii Music is perfect for those people that press the buttons on arcade games when they haven't bothered to put any quarters in.

"IT'S MAKING NOISES!!!11!! AND LIGHTS!!!"

duckman2000

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Far Cry 2 looks so god damn awful  :(

duckman2000

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Far Cry 2 looks so god damn awful  :(

Funny, I'm looking forward to it.

I am too, in a "fun with bugs" sort of way. At least I don't have to suffer through the console versions, although given Ubi's track record, I doubt the PC version will be well optimized.

duckman2000

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Far Cry 2 looks so god damn awful  :(

Funny, I'm looking forward to it.

I am too, in a "fun with bugs" sort of way. At least I don't have to suffer through the console versions, although given Ubi's track record, I doubt the PC version will be well optimized.

You know, you should probably get used to this kind of thing. I think long gone are the days where developers will spend millions to develop the biggest and best tech for the biggest and best hardware, when they could base it on consoles, sell millions, and give the PC players a hand-me-down.

I've gotten used to it for a few years, thank you. I've also gotten used to seeing games become dumbed down and more rambofied at about the same pace, particularly then games from Ubi. The one thing that makes this one sting a bit more was the fact that I very nearly believed Ubi when they lied about the goals they had for this game, the supposed "For PC, on PC first and foremost" strategy. Should have known better, and I should also have known that the game would come out looking like a framey glitchfest, but hey. They got me on that one.


Brehvolution

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What was it? the Nailin Palin pic?
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treythemovie

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gaf removed the edit function. One can only hope its temporary like the spoiler function ban from awhile back.

EDIT: Oh good its coming back
« Last Edit: October 14, 2008, 03:42:57 PM by treythemovie »

Oblivion

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*Shrug*

Just sayin, yo. I'd expect the Segata on GAF not to make such a statement, since I would think he would be smart enough to know that Guitar Hero guitar is just as fisher pricey as Wii Music.

Don't get me wrong, tho. I don't care about the attacks on Wii Music, but I've always had some minor issue with grown men who jizz over the chance to play as a DOLL in LBP criticize something for being too kiddy. (not sayin you feel that way about LBP, I dunno how you feel about that game). It like seeing pimply, pasty faced wiggers laughing at other white folk for listening to alternative rock or something.


I never said anything about Guitar Hero.  It is just as Fisher Pricey as Wii Music.

The fact of the matter is this: video games are toys.  They are a child's entertainment.  Those of us that stick with them in adulthood are like those who stick with comic books and action figures: we are weird, we are abherrent, and we really ought to be ashamed of ourselves.  The only saving grace is that most 'adult' hobbies are pretty damned stupid, too, they just happen to be stupid in a socially acceptable way that our little hobby will never achieve.

We all sit here and think that we are somehow more dignified by wailing on buttons pretending to be a spaceship commander instead of wearing a plastic helmet and making pshw pshw noises, but we aren't, and society certainly doesn't make a distinction. 

Granted, I was just at TGS this weekend, so my disgust with the hobby may just be at a peak at the moment. 

Well, I suppose there's been some misunderstanding, because I totally agree with this.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Fortunately I own no gaming systems or games.  Other than a couple of gigs of emulators and roms that I never play.

I don't agree in the binary approach to gaming.  Some games I'd be embarrassed to play if my friends were over.  Wii Music is one of them.  Not just because it is on Wii either but because it sounds god awful.  Not only that but the justifications for it being "good" have reached new lows.  Wii Music now is a game that transcends music itself, if you read those GAF threads.  All while having a track listing that sounds like something that would be played in the 1st grade with ancient MIDI.
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Oblivion

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Fortunately I own no gaming systems or games.  Other than a couple of gigs of emulators and roms that I never play.

I don't agree in the binary approach to gaming.  Some games I'd be embarrassed to play if my friends were over.  Wii Music is one of them.  Not just because it is on Wii either but because it sounds god awful.  Not only that but the justifications for it being "good" have reached new lows.  Wii Music now is a game that transcends music itself, if you read those GAF threads.  All while having a track listing that sounds like something that would be played in the 1st grade with ancient MIDI.

Hating a game cause you think it's shitty is perfectly fine.

Hating a game because you're worried you'll be kicked out of the Klonoa Club for not being cool enough is another matter.

The first vid on submityourflicks.com today features a lady using a Wii remote up her snizz.
Won't post a direct link, cos its porn, and some people click before they read for some reason. Besides, there's no sound :/

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13694 on: October 14, 2008, 05:12:34 PM »
The first vid on submityourflicks.com today features a lady using a Wii remote up her snizz.
Won't post a direct link, cos its porn, and some people click before they read for some reason. Besides, there's no sound :/


That's a shame that there's no sound.  Would be fuck awesome if she pulled it out and the Zelda "secret discovered" melody played.

Shuri

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i would like to thank you for that submityourflick link. It shall come in handy in times of needs.

drew

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13696 on: October 14, 2008, 06:58:36 PM »
With the release of F***ed Up Friends on the immediate
horizon, an unlikely supporter has swooped in to offer help for
beat-pysch sideshow Tobacco. The star of the TRUTH
anti-smoking ads, Derrick Beckles, has apparently gone
pro-Tobacco.

[youtube=425,350]1FJWU535eaM&ap=%2526fmt%3D18[/youtube]
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Greatness Gone

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13699 on: October 14, 2008, 08:09:42 PM »
I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' fine negro men, who'll go to work on that whitey there with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

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Kestastrophe

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read the description for the whole story.

weak.
But they're the greatest generation ::)
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Brehvolution

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I guess it just struck me that someone needed to be told what the win percentage means.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13704 on: October 14, 2008, 10:22:02 PM »
[youtube=425,350]Niua9KOzgrA[/youtube]


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muckhole

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Possibly the finest piece of modern artwork I've ever seen.

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Bildi

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13706 on: October 15, 2008, 01:20:26 AM »
:lol  I'd pay money for that.

My only criticism is that the unicorn's horn is interfering with the lines of his visor.  Bit of a shame, because otherwise it's brilliant.

BlueTsunami

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Possibly the finest piece of modern artwork I've ever seen.

(Image removed from quote.)

Its like, all that is beautiful and awesome in this world

They should make an exhibit solely for that. Have Richard Marx "Right here waiting" playing in the background.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13708 on: October 15, 2008, 02:43:39 AM »
Wii Music is perfect for those people that press the buttons on arcade games when they haven't bothered to put any quarters in.

"IT'S MAKING NOISES!!!11!! AND LIGHTS!!!"

This is brilliant.


Flannel Boy

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http://www.palinaspresident.com/

kinda stupid but somewhat funny (good design though)
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cool breeze

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Am I missing something or is there some joke behind why thread titles get changed to animal babble all the time on gaf?

archie4208

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duckroll thinks he's funny changing console wars thread titles to something WACKY AND RANDOM.

Powerslave

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there are always people laughing their fucking ass off at thread title changes every goddamn time.

CurseoftheGods

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:lol @ thread title change.

Powerslave

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That post exactly

Guybrush Threepwood

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there are always people laughing their fucking ass off at thread title changes every goddamn time.

I commented on this once and a couple people laughed.

Also, thanks a lot Hitler Stole My Potato. I can't get this song out of my head:

[youtube=425,350]VsnZxfkkoKQ[/youtube]
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Greatness Gone

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13716 on: October 15, 2008, 09:41:18 PM »
Duckroll is one of the worst posters on GAF. Everything he posts is snooty and/or demeaning whether the situation calls for it or not.

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Duckroll is one of the worst posters on GAF. Everything he posts is snooty and/or demeaning whether the situation calls for it or not.

I noticed that when he posted here
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Guybrush Threepwood

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13718 on: October 15, 2008, 11:01:46 PM »
Duckroll is one of the worst posters on GAF. Everything he posts is snooty and/or demeaning whether the situation calls for it or not.

I used to post on Nintendo's official forums, and there was a mod on there called Bronsen. Complete asshole.

I'm pretty sure he and Duckroll are the same person.
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CurseoftheGods

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drew

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13721 on: October 15, 2008, 11:42:30 PM »
GOBAMA

The Sceneman

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drew

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13723 on: October 16, 2008, 01:46:35 AM »
air bud  :'(

Kestastrophe

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My Dog Skip  :'(
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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey :'(

Brehvolution

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Mojovonio... isn't this your dog???


Why is gaf poster SuperAndroid17 using your dog as his avatar?
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13727 on: October 16, 2008, 10:20:30 AM »
mufasa :'(
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I cried at the end of A Knight's Tale. [/omgfag]
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patrickula

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I was about to post the same thing  :-X

Costanza

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i like sp0rsk but that video was embarrassing

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wha

Don Flamenco

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13733 on: October 16, 2008, 12:27:25 PM »
An American Tail  :'(

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Didn't sp0rsk get hit by a car a couple months ago? The doctor must have forgotten to do a brain exam because brain damage is the only explanation for why sp0rsk suddenly likes Wii Music.

lol

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My comment on Sporsks video:

Sucks as much dick as Sporsk does...alot.

taco sporsk, go back to japan where all the other virgins who couldn't make it in america hang out and bang 1 star japs who are so ugly that they all look alike

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The videos are great.  Well, not the videos themselves since they evoke the work of a drop out art school reject who alludes to what he's talking about but really is just rambling, but the comments.  That shit is hilarious.

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If you plan on doing more household chores in the next installment of 'the Sp0rsk Show', I suggest that instead of hanging up your clothes you vacuum. That way we won't be able to hear your painful nonsensical blather.

Actually, since you live in such a tiny little sardine-can that will only spare us for a small portion of 'The Sp0rsk show EP 3'. You can vacuum your entire apartment several times before the one-minute mark of the video. Do you have a food blender or a sewing machine?

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Really. I'll be your best friend and carry your books. Do people in Japan read books? Yeah, they read books.

...I'll fly to Japan and wait in lines for you. They like to wait in lines over there.
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Holy fuckshit dude! I have never seen anyone so pathetic or somebody who thinks they're so fucking artistic that isn't. That intro was honestly the most boring minute of anything I've ever done ever and the actual video review makes me pity your sad little life in JAPAFAG LAND. Also, hunch over a little more joketardo wannabe.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13737 on: October 16, 2008, 02:15:31 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=339095

This sounds like fun...except that it requires playing WoW.

But even when I was myself playing WoW, I found the people I randomly partied up with once or twice were getting too attached  :-\

My comment on Sporsks video:

Sucks as much dick as Sporsk does...alot.

taco sporsk, go back to japan where all the other virgins who couldn't make it in america hang out and bang 1 star japs who are so ugly that they all look alike

distinguished effete fellow

dude, you're being a tad silly.

he makes a video about a game, and you reply with that as if you have a score to settle with him...

and now that i've read the some of the video comments, i really can't tell who's more pathetic :-\


Nobody comes out clean on this one, though it's all pretty funny. :lol 

pretty much any time a gaf mod appears in a non-gaf setting, the banned people come out of the woodwork and post this kind of shit.  Especially when its sp0rsk since everyone has been banned by him at least once for something stupid.

Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13738 on: October 16, 2008, 03:51:31 PM »
Ordering from Play-Asia was the Worst Decision of MY LIFE.
I used the cheapest shipping possible and had to WAIT OVER A WEEK.
I MUST RIGHT THIS GRAVE INJUSTICE BY BITCHING ABOUT IT OVER THE INTERNET!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=339094
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #13739 on: October 16, 2008, 03:52:16 PM »
 :sp0rsk1

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey :'(

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