Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3064923 times)

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #17820 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:55:14 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:43:46 AM

Here's a good one for you, diunx. Best of both worlds...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/251938/tons-of-fun/
[close]

http://www.kandipeach.com/

Definitely NSFW.

demi · « **Reply #17821 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:56:19 AM »

Is that who that is? She's pretty nice. I wont browse that site though. I see black weiner on there.

Diunx · « **Reply #17822 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:57:30 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:43:46 AM

Here's a good one for you, diunx. Best of both worlds...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/251938/tons-of-fun/
[close]

Is there a scientific explanation as to why fatties have such small dicks?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #17823 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:58:06 AM »

Yeah that's her and that site is loaded with a bunch of free videos featuring some pretty bizarre looking people fucking. If like 'em fat and ugly, then that the place to be.

demi · « **Reply #17824 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:58:40 AM »

Quote from: diunx on December 28, 2008, 12:57:30 AM

Quote from: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:43:46 AM
Here's a good one for you, diunx. Best of both worlds...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/251938/tons-of-fun/
[close]

Is there a scientific explanation as to why fatties have such small dicks?

I dunno. I think it's cute

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #17825 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:05:39 AM »

In between all the masturbating going on around here, I made a video for Ivy's Four in the Morning because no one else would. I don't know how many times I went to YouTube looking for it but either I'm the only one in the world that likes this song or Ivy's fanbase are a bunch of lazy grandmothers....it's probably a combination of both. So here it is...

Love that song.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17826 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:57:42 AM »

Trailer for the sequel to SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://media.regoregitatedsacrifice.com/RS_trailer_v14_B.wmv

[close]

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #17827 on:** December 28, 2008, 09:01:26 AM »

Quote from: Night Man on December 27, 2008, 11:48:12 PM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 27, 2008, 11:35:00 PM
sorry guys, I thought four asterisks and all caps would be sufficient warning

We need to add emoticons at the end of our NSFW warnings.

Examples:

snip

OMFG

elektrikluv · « **Reply #17828 on:** December 28, 2008, 09:06:45 AM »

too scared to click some of these links, I condone the emoticon indicator system!

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17829 on:** December 28, 2008, 09:08:54 AM »

Do women get turned on by (hot) gay guys like men get turned on by (hot) lesbians?

TVC15 · « **Reply #17830 on:** December 28, 2008, 09:15:29 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 28, 2008, 09:08:54 AM

Do women get turned on by (hot) gay guys like men get turned on by (hot) lesbians?

Anecdotally speaking, no, and as far as I know, there hasn't been research done on the subject. I'd guess it's because women care more about emotional connections and the like. Maybe if you watched some of that for women, by women porn we'd get a clue.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #17831 on:** December 28, 2008, 10:25:58 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 28, 2008, 09:08:54 AM

Do women get turned on by (hot) gay guys like men get turned on by (hot) lesbians?

Not really. As a straight female, I still think lesbian porn is better than gay porn.

And TVC, women only getting turned on by emotional connection isn't strictly true, there's a time and a place for that, that is in real life. But for quick visual stimulation, its not necessary at all.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17832 on:** December 28, 2008, 11:40:56 AM »

Women simply aren't stimulated by sexual imagery like men are.

Anything?
See.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17833 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:26:51 PM »

Porn barely turns me on anymore, unless it's something really awesome. It's more of a hobby/interest now, than anything else.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #17834 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:30:34 PM »

how can porn be a hobby if it doesn't turn you on? do you just watch it like you'd watch movies?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17835 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:37:23 PM »

Sort of

But yea, it seems like I've already seen just about every possible iteration that I'm interested in

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17836 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:42:05 PM »

Do you keep it all on your computer or do you just visit the websites.

If it is the former, how large is your Francois Sagat folder?

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #17837 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:53:15 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 28, 2008, 09:15:29 AM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 28, 2008, 09:08:54 AM
Do women get turned on by (hot) gay guys like men get turned on by (hot) lesbians?

Anecdotally speaking, no, and as far as I know, there hasn't been research done on the subject. I'd guess it's because women care more about emotional connections and the like. Maybe if you watched some of that for women, by women porn we'd get a clue.

I do actually know a girl that went through a phase of looking up gay porn. She sent me some link of two dudes dressed as cowboys jackin each other off once while I was chatting to her on MSN, just a youporn link, no NSFW warning or anything

She went through a cartoon porn phase as well though, I think shes probably the exception to the general rule

cool breeze · « **Reply #17838 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:02:33 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on December 28, 2008, 12:30:34 PM

how can porn be a hobby if it doesn't turn you on? do you just watch it like you'd watch movies?

I wouldn't say it's a hobby or anything, but more than half the time I do watch porn it's for the humor. Seeing a coked up guy trying to 'accidentally' stick it in a girls butt while she tries to stay in character is hilarious, it's even better when the camera man has to get involved and tell the guy they're not paying her for that.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17839 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:04:50 PM »

There was another porn clip where a guy puts it in the girl's ass and says "But I poop from there." The guy then says "Not right now you aren't." Hilarious.

Crushed · « **Reply #17840 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:46:37 PM »

god jesus finally

my internet went down like the day before christmas, it's only just now back up again

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17841 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:16:54 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on December 28, 2008, 12:42:05 PM

Do you keep it all on your computer or do you just visit the websites.

If it is the former, how large is your Francois Sagat folder?

I don't download, only stream.

Francois Sagat is hilarious

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17842 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:19:24 PM »

I don't download either. What's the point? It's not like there's a shortage of free porn on the internet. I save good images though.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17843 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:21:27 PM »

I download but that's due to my eclectic tastes

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17844 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:24:32 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 28, 2008, 03:21:27 PM

I download but that's due to my eclectic tastes

Does evilbore even have the emoticons to express your tastes and predilections?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17845 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:25:26 PM »

Yeah streaming is the way to go these days. Still there are a few people out there with some huge porn folders

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17846 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on December 28, 2008, 03:24:32 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 28, 2008, 03:21:27 PM
I download but that's due to my eclectic tastes
Does evilbore even have the emoticons to express your tastes and predilections?

Himu · « **Reply #17847 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:57:41 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 28, 2008, 03:21:27 PM

I download but that's due to my eclectic tastes

Same.

Things like youporn or whatever rarely satisfy me.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17848 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:59:23 PM »

I prefer sites like tnaflix for more twisted Little Lupe/Holy Grail-type porn

Himu · « **Reply #17849 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2008, 12:26:51 PM

Porn barely turns me on anymore, unless it's something really awesome. It's more of a hobby/interest now, than anything else.

yeah it takes a lot of searching these days to even turn me on. Nowadays I don't even bother, I just go cold cut without any porn and use my imagination.

cool breeze · « **Reply #17850 on:** December 28, 2008, 04:57:15 PM »

I save a few videos if they're good enough. Even with all the free porn out there, it's still hard to find something that is a good porno (how it's filmed and such) with an attractive woman. A good example is Maria Ozawa.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #17851 on:** December 28, 2008, 04:57:58 PM »

Maria Ozawa can't act and fucks like a dead fish.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17852 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 28, 2008, 04:57:58 PM

Maria Ozawa can't act and fucks like a dead fish.

Agreed...sadly

cool breeze · « **Reply #17853 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 28, 2008, 04:57:58 PM

Maria Ozawa can't act and fucks like a dead fish.

that's why I can't find any joy in her videos, no matter how attractive she actually is.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17854 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:07:29 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 28, 2008, 04:57:58 PM

Maria Ozawa can't act and fucks like a dead fish.

dead fish scream?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #17855 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:25:04 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 28, 2008, 04:57:58 PM

Maria Ozawa can't act and fucks like a dead fish.

She's too cute to do porn

Reb · « **Reply #17856 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:25:59 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 28, 2008, 05:20:10 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://sabu.servik.com/shead/sh.html
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I think I'll download the entire thing.

$:-\$

cool breeze · « **Reply #17857 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:33:10 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14163432&postcount=74

and HUELEN10 has almost single-handedly turned gaf into gamefaqs

Reb · « **Reply #17858 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:36:15 PM »

Then you sent him the (almost) naked pic?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17859 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:36:21 PM »

As much as I like the Dreamcast, I don't know why people are saying that. It only had a head start of about a year over the competition, just like the 360. And the Dreamcast was the weakest last-gen system.

Neo Geo is the definitive answer here.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17860 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:49:03 PM »

I'll agree with the Neo Geo. It was only until a couple years ago until it was abandoned, some of the games that came from it like Mark of the Wolves were amazing.

Dreamcast was decent hardware. It was the first 3D system that had games that didn't look like total shit so that may be why a lot of people are giving it that kind of credit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17861 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:50:25 PM »

Maria Ozawa is probably the only hardcore porn star I thought was genuinely pretty

cool breeze · « **Reply #17862 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:52:31 PM »

is this before or after she got peed on?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17863 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:53:58 PM »

anyone ever see the video where she gets all this green slime poured all over her?

hot stuff

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17864 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »

i was cool with the faux rape, weird sticky goop, and even the bondage stuff
but when she got pee'd on... that's the line and i'm on the other side of it.

drew · « **Reply #17865 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 28, 2008, 05:53:58 PM

anyone ever see the video where she gets all this green slime poured all over her?

hot stuff

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17866 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:17:49 PM »

thankfully i haven't seen the one where she got peed on...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17867 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:34:52 PM »

Many of the hottest porn stars just phone in performances. Which is why I'd rather watch chicks like Gianna or even Sarah Jay. Butterfaces to put it nicely, but they actually put everything into their scenes. Gianna tries to make dudes explode before they're scheduled to which leads to some hilarious moments

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17868 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:39:06 PM »

i'd rather watch a pretty girl give a ho-hum performance than an ugly girl give it all shes got.

Reb · « **Reply #17869 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:39:52 PM »

PD, reading your posts about porn is like watching that real doll documentary. $:-\$

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17870 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:43:12 PM »

I prefer porn stars that are hot and give good performances

someone like Heather Brooke

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17871 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:46:20 PM »

stoya is currently the best porn star out there
lily thai is great too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17872 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:48:53 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 28, 2008, 06:46:20 PM

stoya is currently the best porn star out there
lily thai is great too.

Never seen any Stoya stuff. Lily Thai is great. Sucks that many sites list this ugly shit as Lily Thai now, jeez

Rebiak: What? Too bad Smooth Groove isn't here. Arguing over porn is more fun than watching it

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #17873 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:49:19 PM »

lily thai reminds me of nautica thorn, which reminds me of this performance:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b80fd3bc09e061f99053

Beezy · « **Reply #17874 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:52:56 PM »

stoya is overrated and boring

Propagandhim · « **Reply #17875 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:53:21 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 28, 2008, 06:49:19 PM

lily thai reminds me of nautica thorn, which reminds me of this performance:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b80fd3bc09e061f99053

Green - Army Guys

Who the hell wrote this?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17876 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 06:52:56 PM

stoya is overrated and boring

I AM SHOCKED BY THIS STATEMENT

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #17877 on:** December 28, 2008, 07:03:41 PM »

I think Tori Black is one of the prettiest girls in porn, ozawa does nothing for me

Beezy · « **Reply #17878 on:** December 28, 2008, 07:11:44 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 28, 2008, 06:53:27 PM

Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 06:52:56 PM
stoya is overrated and boring

I AM SHOCKED BY THIS STATEMENT

Yeah yeah, whatever.

I agree with PD though. Porn got boring for me.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17879 on:** December 28, 2008, 07:54:21 PM »

How much porn would you need to watch until it got boring?

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3064923 times)