Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3050564 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22140 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:58:38 AM »

[youtube=560,345]aWjNcwacHKA[/youtube]
http://www.presidentplease.com/

"it's a struggle. nothing rhymes with president"

cool breeze · « **Reply #22141 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:08:23 AM »

that can't be real

I want it to be real

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22142 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:23:44 AM »

treythemovie · « **Reply #22143 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:29:48 AM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22144 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:42:40 AM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1028788/Nanny-accused-shaking-police-officers-baby-violently-died-brain-damage-months-later.html

T-Short · « **Reply #22145 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:50:03 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 03:12:17 AM

Noobie computer questions:

I have a 160GB hard drive that shows up as 149GB in XP. Why is that?

It's formatted?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #22146 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:47:21 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14832125&postcount=13

Posts like these make me wish I still had a GAF account.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22147 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:52:29 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 03:51:28 AM

As far as I know it is. I did the formatting deal when I installed windows. I'm doing a defrag now. It's not a huge deal, I'm just curious.

no, he's telling you that's the reason.

Jansen · « **Reply #22148 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:14:58 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=352913

piracy talk is okay just as long as it isn't gaming related!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22149 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:21:42 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 03:51:28 AM

I have a 160GB hard drive that shows up as 149GB in XP. Why is that?

It's formatted?

It's a question I asked many years ago when windows was using FAT 32 and disk space was at a premium. When names like "Stacker" and "doublespace" were must haves for many PC users.

It's been so long since I have even cared about disk space that I didn't realize there was a changeover to a new system back around 2000.

NTFS (NT file system; sometimes New Technology File System) is the file system that the Windows NT operating system uses for storing and retrieving files on a hard disk. NTFS is the Windows NT equivalent of the Windows 95 file allocation table (FAT) and the OS/2 High Performance File System (HPFS). However, NTFS offers a number of improvements over FAT and HPFS in terms of performance, extendibility, and security

How NTFS Works

When a hard disk is formatted (initialized), it is divided into partitions or major divisions of the total physical hard disk space. Within each partition, the operating system keeps track of all the files that are stored by that operating system. Each file is actually stored on the hard disk in one or more clusters or disk spaces of a predefined uniform size. Using NTFS, the sizes of clusters range from 512 bytes to 64 kilobytes. Windows NT provides a recommended default cluster size for any given drive size. For example, for a 4 GB (gigabyte) drive, the default cluster size is 4 KB (kilobytes). Note that clusters are indivisible. Even the smallest file takes up one cluster and a 4.1 KB file takes up two clusters (or 8 KB) on a 4 KB cluster system.
The selection of the cluster size is a trade-off between efficient use of disk space and the number of disk accesses required to access a file. In general, using NTFS, the larger the hard disk the larger the default cluster size, since it's assumed that a system user will prefer to increase performance (fewer disk accesses) at the expense of some amount of space inefficiency.

When a file is created using NTFS, a record about the file is created in a special file, the Master File Table (MFT). The record is used to locate a file's possibly scattered clusters. NTFS tries to find contiguous storage space that will hold the entire file (all of its clusters).

T-Short · « **Reply #22150 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:23:25 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on February 19, 2009, 06:14:58 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=352913

piracy talk is okay just as long as it isn't gaming related!

E. Emulation/Piracy The topics of emulation and piracy, including the technical nature of emulators and ROM images, hardware modification technology, as well as their effect on the industry as a political topic are deemed to be generally acceptable. Linking to pirate download sites, directions on how to get pirated software to work, reviews or impressions of pirated software will all result in the banning of the user in question.

should change "software" to "material", but there you have it

Jansen · « **Reply #22151 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:43:18 AM »

i pirated a movie - no ban
i pirated street fighter 4 - banned

the hypocrisy is nice

T-Short · « **Reply #22152 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:52:29 AM »

it's delicious

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22153 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:52:45 AM »

You could almost create an entire 500 page thread dedicated to GAF mod hypocrisy ...

T-Short · « **Reply #22154 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:53:40 AM »

almost!

T-Short · « **Reply #22155 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:57:06 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 19, 2009, 07:54:02 AM

I wish i could pirate gaf itself.

already been done, hasn't it?

Beezy · « **Reply #22156 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:55:42 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2009, 12:58:38 AM

[youtube=560,345]aWjNcwacHKA[/youtube]
http://www.presidentplease.com/

"it's a struggle. nothing rhymes with president"

"gimme my phone you bitch ass president"

demi · « **Reply #22157 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:53:19 AM »

http://www.universalpictures.nl/bioscoop/data/boat/trailer.html

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Kestastrophe · « **Reply #22158 on:** February 19, 2009, 10:22:07 AM »

^ his belly button looks totally fuckable in that pic

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22159 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:36:06 AM »

Quote from: Yola on February 19, 2009, 04:47:21 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14832125&postcount=13

Posts like these make me wish I still had a GAF account.

Why? He annihilated the pot heads

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #22160 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on February 19, 2009, 06:43:18 AM

i pirated a movie - no ban
i pirated street fighter 4 - banned

the hypocrisy is nice

I post a funny pic about beheading in the muslim beheading topic = instant hero

I post a relevent Croc videogame advertisement in the 'my 3 year old was eaten by a gator' topic, on a videogame board mind you = 3 week ban

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22161 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2009, 11:36:06 AM

Quote from: Yola on February 19, 2009, 04:47:21 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14832125&postcount=13

Posts like these make me wish I still had a GAF account.

Why? He annihilated the pot heads

smh. why don't you smoke pd? the only people who have an excuse not to smoke pot are social people that might potentially make an ass out of themselves in public.

demi · « **Reply #22162 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:38:32 PM »

I don't smoke because I can act plenty distinguished mentally-challenged without it

Eric P · « **Reply #22163 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:45:56 PM »

i don't smoke because dealers are annoying to have to deal with

oh and i hate stoners

and weed

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22164 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:53:58 PM »

pot is for losers. i'm a winner.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22165 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:01:10 PM »

I'm a loser that will not do pot. Double loser. :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #22166 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:49:48 PM »

Weed is awesome you losers.

Crushed · « **Reply #22167 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:00:35 PM »

The letters of James Joyce.

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To NORA

Dublin 9 December 1909

My sweet naughty little fuckbird, Here is another note to buy pretty drawers or stockings or garters. Buy whorish drawers, love, and be sure you sprinkle the legs of them with some nice sent and also discolour them just a little behind.

You seem anxious to know how I received your letter which you say is worse than mine. How is it worse than mine, love? Yes, it is worse in one part or two. I mean the part where you say what you will do with your tongue (I don't mean sucking me off) and in that lovely word you write so big and underline, you little blackguard. It is thrilling to hear that word (and one or two others you have not written) on a girl's lips. But I wish you spoke of yourself and not of me. Write me a long long letter , full of that and other things, about yourself, darling. You know now how to give me a cockstand. Tell me the smallest things about yourself so long as they are obscene and secret and filthy. Write nothing else. Let every sentence be full of dirty immodest words and sounds. They are all lovely to hear and to see on paper even but the dirtiest are the most beautiful.

The two parts of your body which do dirty things are the loveliest to me. I prefer your arse, darling, to your bubbies because it does such a dirty thing. I love your cunt not so much because it is the part I block but because it does another dirty thing. I could lie frigging all day looking at the divine word you wrote and at the thing you said you would do with your tongue. I wish I could hear your lips spluttering those heavenly exciting filthy words, see your mouth making dirty sounds and noises, feel your body wriggling under me, hear and smell the dirty fat girlish farts going pop pop out of your pretty bare girlish bum and fuck fuck fuck fuck my naughty little hot fuckbird's cunt for ever.

I am happy now, because my little whore tells me she wants me to roger her arseways and wants me to fuck her mouth and wants to unbutton me and pull out my mickey and suck it off like a teat. More and dirtier than this she wants to do, my little naked fucker, my naughty wriggling little frigger, my sweet dirty little farter.

Goodnight, my little cuntie I am going to lie down and pull at myself until I come. Write more and dirtier, darling. Tickle your little cockey while you write to make you say worse and worse. Write the dirty words big and underline them and kiss them and hold them for a moment to your sweet hot cunt, darling, and also pull up your dress a moment and hold them under your dear little farting bum. Do more if you wish and send the letter then to me, my darling brown-arsed fuckbird.

JIM

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22168 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:40:22 PM »

WTF?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #22169 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:47:47 PM »

I read those earlier, I liked them.

drew · « **Reply #22170 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:52:45 PM »

drew · « **Reply #22171 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:01:49 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

To NORA

Dublin 8 December 1909

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

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quick little merry cracks

Vizzys · « **Reply #22172 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:06:58 PM »

oh these letters are golden

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22173 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:47:08 PM »

Too bad they don't have any from his Finnegans Wake era.

drew · « **Reply #22174 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:58:25 PM »

i cant help imagining hannibal lecter writing these

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22175 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:42:00 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=352946

god forbid anyone ask a question

Oblivion · « **Reply #22176 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:17:03 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 19, 2009, 05:42:00 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=352946

god forbid anyone ask a question

As I said in the thread, if he doesn't want to offer a legitimate rebuttal to those questions, he can always just paste Killzone 2 gifs.

edit: oh seems somebody already made the K2 joke in that thread

Crushed · « **Reply #22177 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:22:02 PM »

HAHAHA DAVID PWNED THOSE NOOBS, HOLY SAINT DAVID, DAVID YOU OWN, LEAVE US WE'RE NOT WORTHY DAVID

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22178 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:39:57 PM »

budget gaming forum

Jansen · « **Reply #22179 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:50:19 PM »

i'm not sure who is easier to troll, david jaffe and his band of cock grinders or denis dyack

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22180 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:36:46 PM »

dyack is, at any given point in time, the easiest thing to troll

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22181 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:13:51 PM »

[youtube=560,345]9crdcZCzQyE[/youtube]

Diunx · « **Reply #22182 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:34:46 PM »

Fuck Chris Brown, a woman would have to kill my children or something like that for me to do that to her.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22183 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:45:45 PM »

When keeping it real goes wrong.

Diunx · « **Reply #22184 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:51:41 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 11:35:24 PM

Quote from: diunx on February 19, 2009, 11:34:46 PM
Fuck Chris Brown, a woman would have to kill my children or something like that for me to do that to her.

What if she tried to stab you in the dick?

I CQC the knife off her hand and then stab her with my dick...in her vagina.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22185 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:06:34 AM »

Holy shit

Brown is a piece of shit

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22186 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:14:39 AM »

wow Now I know how to keep a girl once I finely get one.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22187 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:16:38 AM »

House blooper reel. If your a fan of the Cuddy buttcheek shot, check out point 1:31, <3 Cuddy <3

[youtube=560,345]4T0lT8gJFO0[/youtube]

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22188 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:34:34 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 11:32:07 PM

DAYUM

http://theblemish.com/images/2009/02/rihanna-beating-tmz.jpg

Holy shit. Chris brown is guilty as fuck.

g'damn

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22189 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:36:13 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2009, 12:34:34 AM

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
DAYUM

http://theblemish.com/images/2009/02/rihanna-beating-tmz.jpg

Holy shit. Chris brown is guilty as fuck.

g'damn

that's fucking horrible

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22190 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:50:52 AM »

i don't even want to make a forehead joke anymore

it's kind of redundant now that it's all swollen and shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22191 on:** February 20, 2009, 01:03:58 AM »

new Dre demo, featuring TI and Nas

http://limelinx.com/files/f790c629ef4b702be4583e382d251b75
(TI rapping Dre's first)

throwing shots at Tupac? smh

cool breeze · « **Reply #22192 on:** February 20, 2009, 01:07:11 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2009, 12:36:13 AM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2009, 12:34:34 AM
Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
DAYUM

http://theblemish.com/images/2009/02/rihanna-beating-tmz.jpg

Holy shit. Chris brown is guilty as fuck.

g'damn

that's fucking horrible

seriously...what the fuck

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22193 on:** February 20, 2009, 01:18:08 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2009, 01:03:58 AM

new Dre demo, featuring TI and Nas

http://limelinx.com/files/f790c629ef4b702be4583e382d251b75
(TI rapping Dre's first)

throwing shots at Tupac? smh

hahhahahahah. That's probably the worst thing you can do, talk shit about a dead rapper. Fuck man

Speaking about Tupac, I heard Suge Knight got his face fucked up, broken bones and shit

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22194 on:** February 20, 2009, 01:43:07 AM »

canada is so cool

http://kotaku.com/5156988/want-beyond-good--evil-for-free-buy-some-cheese

BG&E free in cheese packages.

Tieno · « **Reply #22195 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:35:37 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #22196 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:56:26 AM »

the best (worst?) part is that the guy has to weigh enough to balance both him and his lady friend

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22197 on:** February 20, 2009, 05:15:26 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 20, 2009, 01:22:43 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2009, 01:03:58 AM
new Dre demo, featuring TI and Nas

http://limelinx.com/files/f790c629ef4b702be4583e382d251b75
(TI rapping Dre's first)

throwing shots at Tupac? smh

What do you mean throwing shots at Pac? What am I missing?

"face it you'll never be greater than the Doc, ask Pac"

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22198 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:30:42 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 20, 2009, 12:40:09 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=352946&page=19

How much did the PS2 sell worldwide 3 years in?

That thread is a total trainwreck. Sony fans collectively have gone off the deep end.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22199 on:** February 20, 2009, 09:02:48 AM »

Quote from: Tieno on February 20, 2009, 02:35:37 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

How many cows are in this picture?

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3050564 times)