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[Purple Filth]

Not sure if this was posted here but check this link

http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

A case study.

i had no idea that some sonic fans are so fucking creepy 

and the biggest culprit in the article(its not hard to see who the fuck that is) supposedly is also the same person that did this.

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[Purple Filth]

Yeah, I remember Crushed posting screencaps from these sites back when he was active on GAF. Creepy shit indeed, too bad that the site mentioned has been closed (or turned into a premium forum, can't remember).

the link from the article doesn't seem to work anymore so i guess it was killed.

[Madrun Badrun]

MEGATON

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5274073/Van-Goghs-ear-was-cut-off-by-friend-Gauguin-with-a-sword.html

Jesus, that passes as scholarship these days?

My theory is that Gogh and Gauguin were DPing a prostitute and then their balls touched and Gogh was like "oooo that tickles" and Gauguin was like "You sick fuck" and slapped Gogh.  This erupted into a full on brawl between them while they were still in the prostitute, whose vagina and anus was left horribly disfigured from the incident.  For revenge she cut off Gogh's ear.  I think my theory is the most logical. 

[The Fake Shemp]

That is seriously the... most fucking awesome thing you've ever said.

[EmCeeGrammar]

Not sure if this was posted here but check this link

http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

A case study.

i had no idea that some sonic fans are so fucking creepy 

and the biggest culprit in the article(its not hard to see who the fuck that is) supposedly is also the same person that did this.

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I think this is the saddest thing. Just wow. :[  How do these people ... do they live with their parents? Just... wow

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15718037&postcount=103

The animators that did this really need a great prize. One of the best i've seen in a videogame.
Im studing animation in the university, and watching this really makes me thrilled.
You know, is really rare to see in videogames, or even animation, these days uch a good work.
Look at the characters, they seem to have real weight in their body when they move and fall. When they punch you see a perfect punch animation. Its like if thay have real live, just like when someone makes good animation in cartoons.
Its not Pixar level perfect what we are talking here, but its really, really great the work they have done.

With animators like this is why I hate the use of mo-cap for nearly everything in videogames.

smh

[Joe Molotov]

MEGATON

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5274073/Van-Goghs-ear-was-cut-off-by-friend-Gauguin-with-a-sword.html

Jesus, that passes as scholarship these days?

My theory is that Gogh and Gauguin were DPing a prostitute and then their balls touched and Gogh was like "oooo that tickles" and Gauguin was like "You sick fuck" and slapped Gogh.  This erupted into a full on brawl between them while they were still in the prostitute, whose vagina and anus was left horribly disfigured from the incident.  For revenge she cut off Gogh's ear.  I think my theory is the most logical. 

That sounds epic. Darren Aronofsky should direct.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15718037&postcount=103

The animators that did this really need a great prize. One of the best i've seen in a videogame.
Im studing animation in the university, and watching this really makes me thrilled.
You know, is really rare to see in videogames, or even animation, these days uch a good work.
Look at the characters, they seem to have real weight in their body when they move and fall. When they punch you see a perfect punch animation. Its like if thay have real live, just like when someone makes good animation in cartoons.
Its not Pixar level perfect what we are talking here, but its really, really great the work they have done.

With animators like this is why I hate the use of mo-cap for nearly everything in videogames.

smh

i knew what the game was before i checked but i had to be sure. smh x infinity

[EmCeeGrammar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15718037&postcount=103

The animators that did this really need a great prize. One of the best i've seen in a videogame.
Im studing animation in the university, and watching this really makes me thrilled.
You know, is really rare to see in videogames, or even animation, these days uch a good work.
Look at the characters, they seem to have real weight in their body when they move and fall. When they punch you see a perfect punch animation. Its like if thay have real live, just like when someone makes good animation in cartoons.
Its not Pixar level perfect what we are talking here, but its really, really great the work they have done.

With animators like this is why I hate the use of mo-cap for nearly everything in videogames.

smh

To be fair, it is good animation. Just not worth the hyperbole. 

[pilonv1]

exactly, i dont doubt its good but seriously now

[FlameOfCallandor]

[youtube=560,345]gFVQ0HZz2mc[/youtube]
 

[Diunx]

Diunx@robertliefeld I want you to draw me naked, how much?

Waiting for a response

edit:

freebjork@Diunx I'll do it for free. Send pix ~

smh

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Don't want to start a thread for this shit but I thought I'd share it.  We've got a family of raccoons that come up to the deck every morning and eat the food that we leave out for the cats (they also have plenty of food inside but they like to eat outside when the weather gets warm).  Steve the cat is gettin' pissed here.

This was this morning -

[MCD]

WHAT A PUSSY

[Robo]

MEGATON

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5274073/Van-Goghs-ear-was-cut-off-by-friend-Gauguin-with-a-sword.html

Jesus, that passes as scholarship these days?

My theory is that Gogh and Gauguin were DPing a prostitute and then their balls touched and Gogh was like "oooo that tickles" and Gauguin was like "You sick fuck" and slapped Gogh.  This erupted into a full on brawl between them while they were still in the prostitute, whose vagina and anus was left horribly disfigured from the incident.  For revenge she cut off Gogh's ear.  I think my theory is the most logical. 

This is amazing. 

[TVC15]

Don't want to start a thread for this shit but I thought I'd share it.  We've got a family of raccoons that come up to the deck every morning and eat the food that we leave out for the cats (they also have plenty of food inside but they like to eat outside when the weather gets warm).  Steve the cat is gettin' pissed here.
.

Awww, the fuckers look so cute when they aren't fucking jumping in front of your car.  Also, couldn't that thing feasibly tear your cat into confetti if they got in a fight?

[TVC15]

Raccoons generally suck, jarosh, and they usually aren't that cute, in my experience.

[Phoenix Dark]

pet a raccoon? seriously?

[drew]

if i saw a raccoon in my backyard id shoot it with a bb gun

[TVC15]

pet a raccoon? seriously?

Seriously, jarosh.  I want you to fuck me, but if you are touching raccoons and shit you're going to give me rabies, and I really couldn't deal with that right now.

[Phoenix Dark]

Last month a raccoon kept getting into our fireplace. I tried creating a path from the fireplace to our front door, using couches and shelves, but when I'd start to open the fireplace screen he'd climb back up; seemed obvious he was afraid of people. We thought he was stuck at first but he's able to climb all the way to the roof through the chimney.

They have sad eyes and you kinda want to hug them...then you realize it's a wild animal and could go apeshit at any moment.

[TVC15]

Speaking of animals that run out in front of cars, I fucking liquefied a squirrel over the weekend.  I wish I could hit a bird again, but I think that was a once in a lifetime thing, although I have seen either crows or owls flaying from tree to tree, low across the road, here in WA.  Most of the backroads here have tall trees on either side, preventing smaller birds from flying low.  Back east, it was totally possible to hit low-flying birds.

[ToxicAdam]

Crows always amaze me how they can effortlessly dodge traffic coming at them. They wait until the last second too.

[Sideshow Raheem]

Raccoons generally suck, jarosh, and they usually aren't that cute, in my experience.

And sometimes they are rabid.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Raccoons are mean and nasty animals, well, the wild ones.  Living in the country, I had my fair share of experience with them.  The cat was smart enough to get away.  Raccoons don't fuck around.

The only time I'd consider them cute is when they're little, where they tend to bounce while walking.

[Great Rumbler]

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The thread is amazing

make it happen

Make It Happen

MAKE IT HAPPEN

MAKE IT HAPPEN

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I like the two from The Fifth Element as well.

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[Powerslave]

if i saw a raccoon in my backyard id shoot it with a bb gun

do you have a bb gun?

[Powerslave]

holy shit Blade Runner setting? MAKE IT HAPPEN

[FlameOfCallandor]

[youtube=560,345]0YM9Ereg2Zo[/youtube]
No Asians. Thank You

[Eel O'Brian]

Detailed review of Nick Cave's script for Gladiator 2:

http://goneelsewhere.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/gladiator-2-script-review/

This sounds like a little bit of a rip on a book series called Casca:  The Eternal Mercenary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casca_Rufio_Longinius

[Powerslave]

It's instantly funny to FoC because it's racist

[Great Rumbler]

It's instantly funny to FoC because it's racist

It's not racist, though. 

[drew]

do you have a bb gun?

yep

[FlameOfCallandor]

It's instantly funny to FoC because it's racist

How do you survive on a day to day basis.  Did you even watch the clip?

[Powerslave]

At least I'm not you

[FlameOfCallandor]

I think what that video clip really proves is that even non-american english speakers cant understand each other.

[drew]

i guess i must be special then.  i can understand every type of inflection in full.  especially scottish

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[TVC15]

Does anyone find this even remotely appealing or attractive:



Nuke it from yada yada

[Eric P]

Does anyone find this even remotely appealing or attractive:

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Nuke it from yada yada

american apparel

[drew]

american apparel is for douchefags

[Robo]

I'm wearing that exact outfit right now.

[Powerslave]

yep I would fuck that chick

[etiolate]

She has the body of a shaved ferret

[drew]

yep I would fuck that chick

with fleshlight youll never need to brown paper bag again

[Eel O'Brian]

american apparel is for douchefags

the material they use for tee shirt blanks is of good quality, though

[cool breeze]

Does anyone find this even remotely appealing or attractive:

[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/28ldj75.jpg[/img

Nuke it from yada yada

I honestly want to meet someone who dresses like that.  I walk around on my college campus at times and the level of douche fluctuates but it's never rock bottom like that ad.

[drew]

if you ever want to experience it walk to the corner of clifton avenue and martin luther kind drive in cincinnati ohio

[drew]

this is what the interior of the location looks like.  ive gone to class in the nearest blue door almost a hundred times and walked past the cam at least a hundred times more (its the university of cincinnati's art school)

[Powerslave]

looks like Balamb Garden

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

This movie needs three disks? I think we should have adopted HD-DVD!

Hope it has some titties.

Oh and Chris Kline looks like Nic Cage. They should do a buddy cop movie.

one of those will be the digital copy.  I have no fecking clue how they would fill an entire Blu-Ray with bonus features on Street Fucking Fighter: Somehow Van Damme Looks Better in Retrospect.

I just watched Max Payne last night.  More like Max Payneful.  Somebody stop Fox from making any more movies, please?

[FlameOfCallandor]

COLLGE STUDENT WITH GUN GOES NUTS AND KILLS HOME INVADER, PREVENTS RAPE!!!
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/19365762/detail.html

COLLEGE PARK, Ga. -- A group of college students said they are lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment. Channel 2 Action News reporter Tom Jones met with one of the students to talk about the incident. “Apparently, his intent was to rape and murder us all,” said student Charles Bailey.
Bailey said he thought it was the end of his life and the lives of the 10 people inside his apartment for a birthday party after two masked men with guns burst in through a patio door. “They just came in and separated the men from the women and said, ‘Give me your wallets and cell phones,’” said George Williams of the College Park Police Department.

Bailey said the gunmen started counting bullets. “The other guy asked how many (bullets) he had. He said he had enough,” said Bailey. That’s when one student grabbed a gun out of a backpack and shot at the invader who was watching the men. The gunman ran out of the apartment. The student then ran to the room where the second gunman, identified by police as 23-year-old Calvin Lavant, was holding the women. “Apparently the guy was getting ready to rape his girlfriend. So he told the girls to get down and he started shooting. The guy jumped out of the window,” said Bailey. A neighbor heard the shots and heard someone running nearby. “And I heard someone say, ‘Someone help me. Call the police. Somebody call the police,’” said a neighbor. The neighbor said she believes it was Lavant, who was found dead near his apartment, only one building away.

Bailey said he is just thankful one student risked his life to keep others alive. “I think all of us are really cognizant of the fact that we could have all been killed,” said Bailey. One female student was shot several times during the crossfire. She is expected to make a full recovery. Police said they are close to making the arrest of the second suspect.

Oh god I cannot believe that guns are still legal. I am disgusted that you people allow this atrocity to happen.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Was anybody caught in the crossfire? Did the college student accidentally shoot himself afterwards? Or maybe afterwards he got drunk and shot someone in an argument. Because Paul Helmke and other liberal gun grabbers have told me that college students are too irresponsible to own guns. Surely the gun couldn't have just been used to protect the lives of him and his friends.

[drew]

of course a ronpaulfag is also a gunfag

OF COURSE

so typical

SO

[FlameOfCallandor]

of course a ronpaulfag is also a gunfag

OF COURSE

so typical

SO

No Dont you see. If we would have just had sensible gun control we could have prevented this, this, this.... I dont even have words to describe this disgusting act. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

But shes still alive.

[drew]

No Dont you see. If we would have just had sensible gun control we could have prevented this, this, this.... I dont even have words to describe this disgusting act. 

i have a cousin just like you

aka i know your type. KNOW

real talk someday ill buy a magnum revolver but ronpaulmaniac's poilitical maniacness makes me sick

[CurseoftheGods]

Was anybody caught in the crossfire? Did the college student accidentally shoot himself afterwards? Or maybe afterwards he got drunk and shot someone in an argument. Because Paul Helmke and other liberal gun grabbers have told me that college students are too irresponsible to own guns. Surely the gun couldn't have just been used to protect the lives of him and his friends.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30586321/

[Barry Egan]

Reading

wow.  FoC annihilation.

[Eric P]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8036396.stm

Hobbits 'are a separate species'
Hobbit foot (William Jungers/ARKENAS)
The Hobbit's foot is in many ways quite primitive

Scientists have found more evidence that the Indonesian "Hobbit" skeletons belong to a new species of human - and not modern pygmies.

The 3ft (one metre) tall, 30kg (65lbs) humans roamed the Indonesian island of Flores, perhaps up to 8,000 years ago.

Since the discovery, researchers have argued vehemently as to the identity of these diminutive people.

Two papers in the journal Nature now support the idea they were an entirely new species of human.

The team, which discovered the tiny remains in Liang Bua cave on Flores, contends that the population belongs to the species Homo floresiensis - separate from our own grouping Homo sapiens .

They argue that the "Hobbits" are descended from a prehistoric species of human - perhaps Homo erectus - which reached island South-East Asia more than a million years ago.

Over many years, their bodies most likely evolved to be smaller in size, through a natural selection process called island dwarfing, claim the discoverers, and many other scientists.

However, some researchers argued that this could not account for the Hobbit's chimp-sized brain of almost 400 cubic cm - a third the size of the modern human brain.

Disease theory

This was a puzzle, they said, because the individuals seem to have crafted complex stone tools.

They said the Hobbits were probably part of a group of modern humans with abnormally small brains.

One team led by William Jungers from Stony Brook University in the US analysed remains of the Hobbit foot.

They found that, in some ways, it is incredibly human. The big toe is aligned with the others and the joints make it possible to extend the toes as the body's full weight falls on the foot, attributes not found in great apes.

But in other respects, it is incredibly primitive. It is far longer than its modern human equivalent, and equipped with a very small big toe, long, curved lateral toes, and a weight-bearing structure that resembles that of a chimpanzee.

So unless the Flores Hobbits became more primitive over time - a rather unlikely scenario - they must have branched off the human line at an even earlier date.

In another study, Eleanor Weston and Adrian Lister of London's Natural History Museum looked at fossils of several species of ancient hippos. They then compared those found on the island of Madagascar with the mainland ancestors from which they evolved.

"It could be that H. floresiensis' skull is that of a Homo erectus that has become dwarfed from living on an island, rather than being an abnormal individual or separately-evolved species, as has been suggested," said Dr Weston, a palaeontologist at the museum.

"Looking at pygmy hippos in Madagascar, which possess exceptionally small brains for their size, suggests that the same could be true for H. floresiensis , and that (it could be) the result of being isolated on the island."