Hello, userchick24.
I wanted to message you first, before this piece of shit named Jeremy does. He'll try and win your heart with photos and artistic sensibilities - but I'm all about doing a line of coke and partying 'till sundown (this after I continued past sunrise, on account of my cocaine habit).
I notice you seem to be real popular, probably with the blacks, but let me detail why I'm a better suitor:
- I'm not black
- My credit isn't fucked up
- I have coupons to Fuddruckers
- Nobody can motorboat like me
- On the Internet I'm pretty popular
- I onced closed an elevator door on David Hasselhoff
- I'm pretty much better at everything than that shithead, Jeremy
I feel confident after you've reviewed my profile and your lack of quality candidates (in addition to rejecting that cunt, Jeremy), you will be begging for it.
If I don't reply to your e-mail at first, it's probably cause I got better shit to do, but I'll get around to it. Those boobs look like fun.
Peace.