Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3048806 times)

bork · « **Reply #28141 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:36:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 10, 2009, 05:23:16 AM

that's fake... just stating the obvious

Yes indeedy!

I want to know who came up with "Nihonese." That is the nerdiest way to talk about Japanese people that I have ever seen. I see that word and immediately think of someone like the guy in the picture.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28142 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:46:32 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 10, 2009, 02:13:45 PM

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wtf

It's funny, cuz it's racist.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #28143 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:51:00 PM »

I think the original is funnier

It's just like Natal not being able to detect black people

Powerslave · « **Reply #28144 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:57:00 PM »

wat the fuck is Natal

tehjaybo · « **Reply #28145 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:58:20 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
Brains! The Musical!

The movie that I'm in. This is the trailer, the release is slated for a few months, as far as I know.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #28146 on:** June 10, 2009, 03:00:35 PM »

looks very embarrassing

you'll look back at that 5 years from now and cringe

tehjaybo · « **Reply #28147 on:** June 10, 2009, 03:34:59 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on June 10, 2009, 03:00:35 PM

looks very embarrassing

you'll look back at that 5 years from now and cringe

It was a fun experience. Therefore, I don't really care. I had fun. That's what matters.

If one other person can watch this and get a laugh, it was more than worth it. And so far, most people have enjoyed it.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #28148 on:** June 10, 2009, 03:39:04 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on June 10, 2009, 03:34:59 PM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on June 10, 2009, 03:00:35 PM
looks very embarrassing

you'll look back at that 5 years from now and cringe

It was a fun experience. Therefore, I don't really care. I had fun. That's what matters.

If one other person can watch this and get a laugh, it was more than worth it. And so far, most people have enjoyed it.

Good for you.

I talk from experience, though. Maybe it's just me, but I hate watching or reading anything I've made.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #28149 on:** June 10, 2009, 03:42:56 PM »

I mean, I understand this. I made a video on youtube a while back talking about the WoW server I was on, and regretted it as soon as I posted it. But, it's not really a big deal. It's more about getting laughs, whether they be with me or at me. Either way, it's all good. If I can entertain people, it's all the same in the end.

But I don't think I'll regret this movie. The experience was a lot better than sitting down in front of my computer for ten minutes and rattling off a bunch of shit about my server. Planning and time went into this, and we had a lot of fun.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28150 on:** June 10, 2009, 03:56:21 PM »

because distinguished mentally-challenged fellows like zombie movies, and there are a lot of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows out there

tehjaybo · « **Reply #28151 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:08:11 PM »

This one is kind of unique. I mean, sure, there are zombies. But they don't become zombies due to some kind of virus or anything. Think of it as more of a possession zombification, not a virus one. It is a bit different, but you don't get the full extent of it from the trailer.

Plus, come on. Zombies are cool.

ManaByte · « **Reply #28152 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:22:03 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #28153 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:25:29 PM »

Anyone know what to do if you forget your US Cellular Voice Mail password?

Veidt · « **Reply #28154 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:26:56 PM »

Ask Demi to unleper your phone account.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28155 on:** June 10, 2009, 05:04:50 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364807

someone tell them to go to the Hilton Grand Vacation Club on the Strip and then call the internt helpdesk

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #28156 on:** June 10, 2009, 05:14:59 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on June 10, 2009, 04:26:56 PM

Ask Demi to unleper your phone account.

I wish

Akala · « **Reply #28157 on:** June 10, 2009, 05:36:29 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2009, 05:04:50 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364807

someone tell them to go to the Hilton Grand Vacation Club on the Strip and then call the internt helpdesk

Someone already did!

That's a bit far out. I don't mind staying on the Mandalay Bay end of the strip, because you can at least walk to other places. If you don't feel like grabbing a cab, there is at least stuff to do. The Sahara end kind of sucks. Is there even a Casino in that place?

*edit*

Just scoped it out (I'm heading back in August and I still haven't made room reservations yet), and I could stay at the Encore for less.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #28158 on:** June 10, 2009, 06:34:57 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on June 10, 2009, 02:58:20 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
Brains! The Musical!

The movie that I'm in. This is the trailer, the release is slated for a few months, as far as I know.

Is that black chick licking you because you know she's pretty hot and maybe worth the price of this embarrassing shit.

If Wilco made a movie I expect it to look like this.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28159 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:37:34 PM »

I have no idea why people think zombies or zombie media are cool. I just don't get it.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #28160 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:39:45 PM »

Zombies are up there with Vampires about things that people need to shut up about, really not interesting at all.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28161 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:42:42 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on June 10, 2009, 07:37:34 PM

I have no idea why people think zombies or zombie media are cool. I just don't get it.

Agreed. They're rather boring when compared to other mythical, supernatural creatures.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28162 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Akala on June 10, 2009, 05:36:29 PM

Someone already did!

but they didnt suggest calling the internet helpdesk

muckhole · « **Reply #28163 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:02:31 PM »

Clip was worth it for tehjaybo tap-dancin' at the end.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #28164 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:06:19 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2009, 07:56:45 PM

Quote from: Akala on June 10, 2009, 05:36:29 PM

Someone already did!

but they didnt suggest calling the internet helpdesk

for posterity, what will that do?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28165 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:17:42 PM »

they might get to speak to me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28166 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:22:52 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.xvideos.com/video167641/christina_teen_girl_wants_dick_in_and_out_her_cunt

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Anyone know what her real name is?

Akala · « **Reply #28167 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:25:35 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2009, 08:17:42 PM

they might get to speak to me

Ah. Was wondering how that fit in there.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28168 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:33:32 PM »

those are some ugly tits.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28169 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:36:36 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2009, 08:33:32 PM

those are some ugly tits.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28170 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:39:40 PM »

they're all flabby and shit.
and her face isn't that great.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #28171 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:41:21 PM »

You guys like some disgusting porn

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28172 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:41:45 PM »

One of the best threads in a while

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364819

Apparently Valve is:

Lazy, Valve could port over Source engine easily
Technically incompetent
Inferior to Naughty Dog who get great results out of the PS3
Missing out on money from PS3 owners
Need to learn how to program for systems
Steam is simple to produce

I thought all the PS3 owners had PC's to play Xbox "exclusives" on?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #28173 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:45:52 PM »

I have a Xbox to play all the shitty xbox exclusives on. Although really, what was the last real xbox exclusive? Gears of War 2?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #28174 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:01:38 PM »

Who cares?

Why would you play a Valve game on consoles anyway?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28175 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:05:08 PM »

stupid sfags care, 12 pages in 2 hours with stupid insults about valve

Diunx · « **Reply #28176 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:09:19 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 10, 2009, 08:41:45 PM

One of the best threads in a while

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364819

Apparently Valve is:

Lazy, Valve could port over Source engine easily
Technically incompetent
Inferior to Naughty Dog who get great results out of the PS3
Missing out on money from PS3 owners
Need to learn how to program for systems
Steam is simple to produce

I thought all the PS3 owners had PC's to play Xbox "exclusives" on?

You don't need shitty stream to play pc games.

warez sites

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28177 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:17:24 PM »

Man they're lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly Valve doesn't think it will get any returns from spending resources to develop a PS3 version of L4D2. Move on Sfags.

Diunx · « **Reply #28178 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:32:27 PM »

Valve can suck my dick! we still have kojima, the true mgs game is coming to psp!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you can also suck my dick Malek

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spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm not gay

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spoiler (click to show/hide)

not that there's anything wrong with that

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except for getting fuck in the ass and sucking a dick

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28179 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:37:16 PM »

lazy?

More likely they don't want to lose money.

demi · « **Reply #28180 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on June 10, 2009, 09:01:38 PM

Who cares?

Why would you play a Valve game on consoles anyway?

Because Steam is garbage, PC gaming is garbage - they go hand in hand so the best course of action is to play it on the superior console

Bildi · « **Reply #28181 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:49:08 PM »

Poor sfags.

Shunned again.

Diunx · « **Reply #28182 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:54:53 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 10, 2009, 09:44:05 PM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on June 10, 2009, 09:01:38 PM
Who cares?

Why would you play a Valve game on consoles anyway?

Because Steam is garbage, PC gaming is garbage - they go hand in hand so the best course of action is to play it on the superior console

you suck.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28183 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:59:09 PM »

I've read a lot of bad analogies on the internet, but

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?s=bdca5ca989cad89728514be41b22a691&p=16258870&postcount=448

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28184 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:10:53 PM »

If Steam was offered on PS3 (or popular steam titles released on PSN), Sony fans would be jizzing their underoos at the announcement.

Edit: Well, if and only if Kittonwy approved it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28185 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:16:25 PM »

Penis Enhancement Forum?

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*sifts through forum*

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28186 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:17:38 PM »

Is there a reason why you're browsing a penis enhancement forum?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28187 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:21:46 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 10, 2009, 10:17:38 PM

Is there a reason why you're browsing a penis enhancement forum?

:'(

Linked in that gaf thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364829

*goes and does 1000 Kegels*

Jelg Squeeze (for girth!): http://free-penis-enlargement-videos.thundersplace.org/jelq-squeeze.html

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28188 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:23:45 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 10, 2009, 10:21:46 PM

Quote from: Malek on June 10, 2009, 10:17:38 PM
Is there a reason why you're browsing a penis enhancement forum?

:'(

Linked in that gaf thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364829

*goes and does 1000 Kegels*

* Malek checks the wikipedia kegel page

where do you put this, exactly?

drew · « **Reply #28189 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »

thunders place is awesome

i remember reading their faqs when i was like 13

it should also go without saying that those people are mother fucking paynus pullin freak wah hear dah hoes

also to answer malek's doe eyed question its because he wants his dick to be bigger, because he is going to put said dick in a vag, you know when you push in all the way after a few secs and it takes her breath away? yeah, thats pretty awesome. it again should go without saying that....that was a rhetorical question

Bildi · « **Reply #28190 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:26:27 PM »

Quote

We will start with the begining routine. But I am adding in the "V" grip jelq.
After a 10-15 minute warm up
A ten minute stretch and helicoppters.
Then begins, the jelq routine for every 20 "lamda" ("^" the "V" grip upside down, glides across the top of your penis) jelqs do 20 "V" grip jelqs. Try to get in 40 jelqs total.
The jelq rep must take at least 5-10 seconds to comeplete. You will be doing slow jelqs.

First do the lamda jelq 6/1/09 change to program.
With the "V" grip gliding across the top of your semi erect penis at about 50% you will be mainly targeting the CC. This grip helps you grow the BPEL a little faster. Laying down or sitting is the best way to do this grip. And it is best to jelq down wards towards your toes. Whereas the classic V" grip is best done upwards toward your nose. Do a minimum of 20

For stretching you will start out with the basic stretch in all directions.
But you will pay close attention to you penis.

How to do "v"grip jelqs.
It is best to have this area trimmed or hair will get in the way.
"V" grip is best done laying down or sitting.
With your 60% erect penis pointing up toward your belly button you form a "V" grip (Spock sign) You curl the fingers.
This becomes your base grip. You may if this helps stabilize your penis form an OK grip at the base then on top of the OK grip form the "V" grip.
Keep the OK grip clamped at the base while you move the "V" grip slowly up the shaft.
You slowly move the move the grip up towards the glans.
This is best done slow.
Your erection may swell up about 100% erection. This is OK. Your jelqing mainly the CS. And very little stimuli reaches the CC.

Now after the jelqing session is over you will strongly kegel for about 50 reps. Then BC muscles only. Your penis will be fully erect anyway.
You will know you are correctly using the BC muscle because your penis will bob up and down a bit while flexing it. As you advance you willl learn to hold the kegel for a minute or longer.

You can also use the OK grip.

Then immediately you will go into post PE edging. By keeping the erection engorged as long as possible you encourage growth and stamina. Try to aim for a twenty minute session without ejaculating.

You will terminate the session with an ejaculation. This ejaculation will be intense and explosive and messy.

Then if you can warm down for 5- 10 minutes.

You can maintain a Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule. Or Tuesday, Thursday,Saturday. No splitting the program up.

Do they have a glossary?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28191 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:27:19 PM »

Holy crap, apparently the Jelq Squeeze tears the penises muscle fibers (Micro) down by pushing blood through it or something

Brehvolution · « **Reply #28192 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:30:26 PM »

Yep, sfaggotry knows no bounds pointing out Natal's smoke and mirrors, but invading the xfag valve circle jerk is way out of line.

demi · « **Reply #28193 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:30:36 PM »

BT i will trade cock pics with you. pm me

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28194 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:31:48 PM »

Jelqing works.

My dick became the inspiration for freaksofcock.com.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28195 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:32:44 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 10, 2009, 10:30:36 PM

BT i will trade cock pics with you. pm me

drew · « **Reply #28196 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:33:23 PM »

that jelqing shit will make your dick feel like it's permanently hooked up to a a novocaine iv drip

also it makes ya dyk malformed n shyt

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28197 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:45:17 PM »

LOL there are people on that forum that have hour long "routines"--and just to add a few millimeters to their penises.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #28198 on:** June 11, 2009, 12:22:29 AM »

I think that is more comparable to the Vietnam War. How many Vietnam games have there been? Three or four? And all of them suck.

There's only (fake) outrage because the Iraq War is still going on.

Bildi · « **Reply #28199 on:** June 11, 2009, 12:38:02 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 10, 2009, 10:27:19 PM

Holy crap, apparently the Jelq Squeeze tears the penises muscle fibers (Micro) down by pushing blood through it or something

Well that made me shift uncomfortably in my seat.

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3048806 times)