Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3062989 times)

But fuck man, doing a 19 year old was HEAVEN. She had that kinda like, cute squeaky voice, like she was going through puberty, so when i pummeled her she squeeked. She scratched the shit out of my arms and back, totally shaved and had a belly button ring. Also, she was DAMN tight.

19 year old girls

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36426 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:13:29 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 18, 2009, 05:11:33 PM

[youtube=560,345]2aE695AfeOI[/youtube]

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36427 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 18, 2009, 04:17:17 PM

I fucked a girl who was 19 a few nights ago. Jesus christ was it ever an experience.

I believe this is a post for the log thread!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36428 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:22:38 PM »

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She grew up in her hometown of Barranquilla and was raised in a well-off family, attending a private bilingual Spanish/English school. Vergara was married at the age of 18 to her childhood sweetheart,[2] and she gave birth to her son Manolo Gonzalez-Ripoll Vergara September 16, 1992[6] at the age of 20.

I was raped at 13 ha ha ha

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36429 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:24:43 PM »

[youtube=560,345]2i5qkSxF60U[/youtube]

I got a hardon

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36430 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:29:25 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 18, 2009, 05:11:33 PM

[youtube=560,345]2aE695AfeOI[/youtube]

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What.the.fuck

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36431 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:30:44 PM »

WHAT

like what the fuck

wow

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36432 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:32:16 PM »

jesus

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #36433 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:35:01 PM »

Look at Whoopi's face

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36434 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:38:14 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 18, 2009, 05:22:38 PM

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She grew up in her hometown of Barranquilla and was raised in a well-off family, attending a private bilingual Spanish/English school. Vergara was married at the age of 18 to her childhood sweetheart,[2] and she gave birth to her son Manolo Gonzalez-Ripoll Vergara September 16, 1992[6] at the age of 20.

I was raped at 13 ha ha ha

Beth Baerly: [in high spirits] Yeah. They just kinda threw this class at me after Mr. Daniel's had a stroke.
Michael: [laughs] I had him! That's someth... Well, how is he?
Beth Baerly: Oh, well, he... had a stroke.
Michael: Oh, I thought you were kidding.
Beth Baerly: No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing.
Michael: Oh.
Michael: Let me ask you an ethical question. Is it ethical to ask a teacher out for a drink?
Beth Baerly: I don't know. Is there a wife?
Michael: Yeah, but she's dead.
Beth Baerly: [laughing over the "joke"] Have you ever married?
Michael: Yeah. She died.
Beth Baerly: Oh, I'm sorry. Why are we laughing?
Michael: I don't know. It's... Mr. Daniel's stroke all over again.

demi · « **Reply #36435 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:39:47 PM »

that video! how does that slip out!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #36436 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:46:02 PM »

Shiiiiit. So awkward.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36437 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:48:53 PM »

Wait I'm confused. I thought her son came out of her rape. So that black woman just spewed that out for no real reason and at an inappropriate time and got the details wrong too. smh.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36438 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 18, 2009, 05:48:53 PM

Wait I'm confused. I thought her son came out of her rape. So that black woman just spewed that out for no real reason and at an inappropriate time and got the details wrong too. smh.

I think she was trying to make a joke. Sofia tried to joke back. And failed.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #36439 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:52:33 PM »

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36440 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:53:15 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 18, 2009, 05:50:55 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 18, 2009, 05:48:53 PM
Wait I'm confused. I thought her son came out of her rape. So that black woman just spewed that out for no real reason and at an inappropriate time and got the details wrong too. smh.

I think she was trying to make a joke. Sofia tried to joke back. And failed.

This.

twerd · « **Reply #36441 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:55:49 PM »

but was it rape or rape rape

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36442 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:56:00 PM »

Her tits are glorious.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36443 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:56:46 PM »

Now I get it:
Black Woman: No worries you were 12 when you had him.
Sophia: I wasn't a slut at 12. I just got raped at 13.

It all makes sense now.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36444 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:58:13 PM »

Sophia is the Monica Bellucci of South America

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36445 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:03:27 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 18, 2009, 05:11:33 PM

[youtube=560,345]2aE695AfeOI[/youtube]

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straight out of borat holy shit

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36446 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:04:13 PM »

Jin was busy perving at her son.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #36447 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:07:23 PM »

I should get into Modern Family. I was looking forward to it before it started but completely forgot about it.

tiesto · « **Reply #36448 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:28:03 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 18, 2009, 04:52:41 PM

But fuck man, doing a 19 year old was HEAVEN. She had that kinda like, cute squeaky voice, like she was going through puberty, so when i pummeled her she squeeked. She scratched the shit out of my arms and back, totally shaved and had a belly button ring. Also, she was DAMN tight.

19 year old girls

It was going good up till the "totally shaved" part

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36449 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 18, 2009, 06:29:56 PM

mojo

I had a 19 year old this year too, those girls are crazy! Maybe she was the one to give me warts though.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36450 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:36:39 PM »

hahahahhahah

Kosma

chronovore · « **Reply #36451 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:38:20 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 18, 2009, 06:29:56 PM

mojo

I had a 19 year old this year too, those girls are crazy! Maybe she was the one to give me warts though.

Christ, dude. Are you saying that, with as much sex as you indulge in, you're not triple-bagging the bad boy?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36452 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:50:43 PM »

Jinfash has amazing effects on people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18544529&postcount=8754

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36453 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:03:28 PM »

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But fuck man, doing a 19 year old was HEAVEN. She had that kinda like, cute squeaky voice, like she was going through puberty, so when i pummeled her she squeeked. She scratched the shit out of my arms and back, totally shaved and had a belly button ring. Also, she was DAMN tight.

The problem is your a paedophile and can't make relationships work with grown women

.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36454 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:04:40 PM »

"when I pummeled her she squeeked"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36455 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:09:26 PM »

Like a squeaky toy.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36456 on:** November 18, 2009, 07:34:09 PM »

Paedophile confirmed.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36457 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:02:53 PM »

Mojo is going to go Yixian on us

twerd · « **Reply #36458 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:47:23 PM »

i'm nineteen.

drew · « **Reply #36459 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:49:53 PM »

you can still be a pedo when youre 19

cmon you cant be that stupid

edit: reading comprehension is awesome

GilloD · « **Reply #36460 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:08:15 AM »

Whoopie redeemed

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #36461 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:16:50 AM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on November 18, 2009, 02:40:15 AM

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This music video is amazing. Awesome animtion.

Its like Warioware gone horribly wrong.

Akala · « **Reply #36462 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:33:20 AM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 18, 2009, 06:29:56 PM

mojo

I had a 19 year old this year too, those girls are crazy! Maybe she was the one to give me warts though.

[youtube=560,345]UFgCLJE9QPw[/youtube]

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36463 on:** November 19, 2009, 01:35:19 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on November 19, 2009, 12:18:35 AM

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Marrieds jealous ITT

... i live in Japan. The carpets , walls, and furnishing of our company are MADE of 19 year old ladies.

...that you are not having sex with.

dcharlie obliterated.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #36464 on:** November 19, 2009, 03:41:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=380091

Oh christ. I don't even know what to say.

bork · « **Reply #36465 on:** November 19, 2009, 04:33:25 AM »

Persona and Lady Gaga: A winning combination!

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #36466 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:37:05 AM »

It's funny how GAF loves getting up in the asses of the latest flash in the pan pop or rock group. Lady GaGa is just the latest one. Remember how they ranted and raved about Death Cab for Cutie for weeks into months? Remember how some talked nonstop about the Arctic Monkeys or Weezer's triumphant return to form for their Red album? I imagine if you call them out on that, they'll flip out and start going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Unsurprisingly, it is almost always the same people.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36467 on:** November 19, 2009, 07:49:42 AM »

PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPERSONA

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #36468 on:** November 19, 2009, 08:38:41 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

so wrong

Beezy · « **Reply #36469 on:** November 19, 2009, 08:39:10 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 19, 2009, 08:29:04 AM

Tony hawk Ride

They had me convinced up until the spin.

Mamacint, wtf? That is all types of wrong.

Himu · « **Reply #36470 on:** November 19, 2009, 09:36:31 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 19, 2009, 08:29:04 AM

[youtube=560,345]FdgO3cEYYTw[/youtube]

Tony hawk Ride

DOGS

Himu · « **Reply #36471 on:** November 19, 2009, 09:37:19 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on November 19, 2009, 07:37:05 AM

It's funny how GAF loves getting up in the asses of the latest flash in the pan pop or rock group. Lady GaGa is just the latest one. Remember how they ranted and raved about Death Cab for Cutie for weeks into months? Remember how some talked nonstop about the Arctic Monkeys or Weezer's triumphant return to form for their Red album? I imagine if you call them out on that, they'll flip out and start going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Unsurprisingly, it is almost always the same people.

Weezer and Death Cab BOTH suck dick.

chronovore · « **Reply #36472 on:** November 19, 2009, 09:58:16 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on November 19, 2009, 12:18:35 AM

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Marrieds jealous ITT

... i live in Japan. The carpets , walls, and furnishing of our company are MADE of 19 year old ladies.

Yeah, dcharlie is living the married dream, regularly nailing a beguiling and intelligent haafu/hapa lass whose love of videogames is legendary, while you make breakfast pizzas and change nappies.

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Cormacaroni annhihilated.

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Meanwhile, I don't even have the pizza or nappies. Chronovoracious, drunken self-destruction complete.

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:'(

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Akala · « **Reply #36473 on:** November 19, 2009, 10:35:15 AM »

man, tony hawk ride is like the most disingenuous game ever.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36474 on:** November 19, 2009, 11:17:35 AM »

[youtube=560,345]qVs6X9yIM_k[/youtube]

This will be stuck in my head for a while.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36475 on:** November 19, 2009, 11:55:29 AM »

was about to post that.

I expected shit but now it won't get out my head.

Robo · « **Reply #36476 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:14:56 PM »

Such a great video too.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #36477 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:17:59 PM »

I was just gonna post that too.

Best dude ever

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36478 on:** November 19, 2009, 01:49:23 PM »

[youtube=560,345]N4dhoDxEK5w[/youtube]

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36479 on:** November 19, 2009, 02:12:22 PM »

Pretty old but I remembered this Derek Comedy video...

[youtube=560,345]t94LtCvP9ck[/youtube]

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3062989 times)