Author Topic: When did Mark Wahlberg become such a badass? (Read 2294 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** March 07, 2007, 03:26:41 AM »

I mean, he's all hard now and shit.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:27:51 AM »

He's been cool since the basketball diaries

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:35:44 AM »

Since he spat his first hot first hot as fiyah rhyme from his mouth.

So from birth...

The Funky Bunch 4 Lyfe

BlackMage · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:36:09 AM »

didn't you see Four Brothers?!?

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:42:55 AM »

For a guy whose got the range of a duck fart, he's got a lot of good movies on his resume.

you could say he's got a badass agent, that's for dang sure.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:44:08 AM »

I was thinking this yesterday. I want to see him go against Matt Damon in a Bourne movie; it's a shame he won't be in the third one.

Wahlberg and Damon definitely are badass. And even Leo is turning into a little badass.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:46:56 AM »

I'd fuck Leo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:48:04 AM »

What if he was black

Itch · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:49:13 AM »

I like Mark Wahlbery but he's a pussy. Call him "Marky Mark" and he'll turn bitch like Lil' Zane.

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:49:29 AM »

Wahlberg is entirely unappreciated for his comic roles too. He's fucking hilarious in I <3 Huckabees, The Departed, and Boogie Nights.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:52:07 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2007, 03:48:04 AM

What if he was black

I'd still fuck him, I just wouldn't introduce him to my parents.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2007, 03:57:43 AM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2007, 04:04:43 AM »

My top 3 actors:

Mark Wahlberg
Ray Liotta
Armand Assante

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2007, 04:10:54 AM »

I like Mark Wahlberg a ton. I agree he's kind of one note at picking roles, for the most part, though. I don't think many acotrs could have rebounded from being Marky Mark.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2007, 04:16:29 AM »

Rock Star was a horrible, horrible movie, but the end credits were pretty awesome. THe production crew blasted a terrible Marky Mark song and watched him squirm.

He's also the guy to blame/thank for Entourage, which I think most people would say is a good thing, at least at the outset.

Shuri · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2007, 07:28:15 AM »

Rockstar was awesome if only for the the scene when he realisea he just had sex last night with a shemale. The look on his face..

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2007, 08:01:25 PM »

Someone post a screencap of his face from that scene.

I'm sure someone on Evilbore has that movie on DVD (VALIS, probably...).

Marky Mark has always been a real-life badass, btw. He blinded a guy when he was a teenager and ended up in juvie. Now that guy's still blind, but Marky Mark's an Oscar-nominated multimillionaire.

Proof that there is no God.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2007, 11:48:02 PM »

I'm not afraid to admit I liked Four Brothers.

Marky Mark <333

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2007, 11:51:42 PM »

WHAT'S A LACED CURTAIN MOTHA FUCKA LIKE YOU DOING IN THE STATIES

mikesphat · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2007, 11:58:03 PM »

umm he didnt... he only appeals to feggits... i guess we all learned something today...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 08, 2007, 12:42:01 PM »

Quote from: mikesphat on March 07, 2007, 11:58:03 PM

umm he didnt... he only appeals to feggits... i guess we all learned something today...

*maniacal laughter*

Bloodwake · « **Reply #21 on:** March 08, 2007, 12:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2007, 11:51:42 PM

WHAT'S A LACED CURTAIN MOTHA FUCKA LIKE YOU DOING IN THE STATIES

"Go fuck yourself"

"I can't I'm tired from fucking your wife."

"How's your mother"

"She's tired from fucking my father."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** March 08, 2007, 01:45:48 PM »

He was so fucken awesome in The Departed. I've still got to watch Invincible...but I've heard its good

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** March 08, 2007, 01:50:24 PM »

Four Brothers, you fegs!

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** March 08, 2007, 02:07:54 PM »

He's also sexy as hell. He should be the blueprint for all future men. I would die to look like that.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** March 08, 2007, 02:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 08, 2007, 02:07:54 PM

He's also sexy as hell. He should be the blueprint for all future men. I would die to look like that.

idk, I think ur hawt!

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** March 08, 2007, 04:56:19 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 08, 2007, 02:56:31 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 08, 2007, 02:07:54 PM
He's also sexy as hell. He should be the blueprint for all future men. I would die to look like that.

idk, I think ur hawt!

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Author Topic: When did Mark Wahlberg become such a badass? (Read 2294 times)