GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!)

[TVC15]

I've been hammered for the last three weeks, could anyone tell?

The LSAT people could tell

Stop being harsh on my man, dickhead.  You will come to appreciate me, Malek.  I really do think you're cute, judging from that tiny, icon-sized picture.

Malek is not a homosexual. Even he knows two nuts don't make a fit. As Aristotle said, a screw and a nut are needed, not a dick and a butt

That was from Aristotle's lame, pre-major label work.  On his major label opus, Sgt Plato's Wacky Fiddler's Club Band, he stated, adn I quote, "There is no finer aerosol cheese than the ripe jizzum spraying from another man's profoundly hard dick."  And Malek understands that.  And he wants to have cheese and crackers.  Tonight.  Call me, Malek.  On my cellular.

Oh shit haha White Man's awesome when he's not a moderator.

Oh come on, I am fuck all awesome at GAF.  I rarely ban and I always troll to a degree that most people would get banned for.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Was it you who banned me for being a joke character. I dont think it was you.

BTW, Im still not a joke character.

[TVC15]

Nope.  I've only banned your subsequent attempts to get back in.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqAFLCRd68

Proving once again that most GAF mods probably got the shit kicked outta them in high school.

[Himu]

There's a gaming forum.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3787.0

[FlameOfCallandor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqAFLCRd68

Proving once again that most GAF mods probably got the shit kicked outta them in high school.

I was about to reply to that video on youtube, but then I looked at the replys there already and I felt bad.

[Beezy]

I just watched some of the vid and I left a comment. What made him decide to even upload that crap?

[Van Cruncheon]

wow, that's awful.

[APF]

I feel I should refrain from commenting on that video.

[Human Snorenado]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136665

Can someone explain the jarosh phenomenon to me?  Is it like the Anihawk thing, something I'm never going to get because I'm not socially distinguished mentally-challenged like 90% of that forum?  I dunno.

[CajoleJuice]

He made this gif



and that alone makes him awesome

plus he says hi to me in his avatar.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Jarosh is the new Star on GAF, which means withen a year he will either be banned or a Mod. Maybe both?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

There's a gaming forum.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3787.0

Really?!

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This makes more sense in the GAF thread, moran.

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[APF]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136665

Can someone explain the jarosh phenomenon to me?  Is it like the Anihawk thing, something I'm never going to get because I'm not socially distinguished mentally-challenged like 90% of that forum?  I dunno.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136760

Mushrooms?

[demi]

jarosh is the new "thing" because they removed all the previous "things"

Congratulations, you are a 7th tier "thing"

[CajoleJuice]

jarosh is the new "thing" because they removed all the previous "things"

Congratulations, you are a 7th tier "thing"

jarosh is cool.  :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

well, jarosh is at least a talented and funny photoshopper. he's a decent gaf "thing" (tm demi, i like that term). anihawk is gamefaqs refugee who, when his emblematic brand of teenaged snark caused his notoriety to turn unpleasant, came scrambling over to gaf. he's not funny, but he does piss a certain set of uptight gaffers off and therefore he's gained some sort of sad following.

[demi]

He makes photoshops, cool, is that all he contributes? What else has he done? I don't really remember any good, informational posts from him.

I had a thing, Drinky had a thing, MAF had a thing, AniHawk has a thing, we're all past our prime. Over. Done.

Keep that in mind, jarosh.

[CajoleJuice]

oh demi

[brawndolicious]

Demi's gay for something.

[TVC15]

Demi just wants someone to love him.  I love you, dems.

[Boogie]

demi had a thing?

[Flannel Boy]

demi had a thing?

Yeah.
He's the annoying twit who likes Nick Frost.
He's the annoying twit who likes Cloudwalking.
He's the annoying twit who likes bad games.

[demi]

demi had a thing?

Yeah.
He's the annoying twit who likes Nick Frost.
He's the annoying twit who likes Cloudwalking.
He's the annoying twit who likes bad games.

That's quite a list I've accumulated.

Where's yours? Or Boogie's?

You just mad cuz I'm stylin on you.

When you reach our level, we'll be sure to give you the decency to look your way.

[CajoleJuice]

 

[Boogie]

demi had a thing?

Yeah.
He's the annoying twit who likes Nick Frost.
He's the annoying twit who likes Cloudwalking.
He's the annoying twit who likes bad games.

That's quite a list I've accumulated.

Where's yours? Or Boogie's?

You just mad cuz I'm stylin on you.

When you reach our level, we'll be sure to give you the decency to look your way.

yo step off holmes, I gots cal.

...okay, I'll grant you the Nick Frost thing.

and my things are being one of the founders of the self-deprecatin Virgin Brigade, martial arts internet badass guy, and the trifecta's preeminent MMA fanboy, naturally.

oh, and the history geek thing.

[demi]

And looking like Bob Saget. Or was that someone else? I swear someone referenced that. No wait

I photoshopped you on that one weight lifter guy, lol

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, my days at gaf are long, long gone. evilbore is my retirement community.

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5259051&postcount=57

Holy shit, that guy is an ass sucker.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5259051&postcount=57

Holy shit, that guy is an ass sucker.

 

Is that a joke post?

[Himu]

 

[Himu]

That thread doesn't have enough Himuro on there. lol lol AHAUAHUA thanks PD.

[CajoleJuice]

I got mentioned a few times. A victory for today. 

[PhoenixWright]

Who thinks we should have a "Worst Poster at GAF" topic to go along with that one on GAF?

sp0rsk - He's improved since he came back, but before that he was probably THE most condescending power hungry jackass on the face of the earth since Stalin.

Duckroll - Waaaaaaaaaa, Rape Time offends me, I have no sense of humor, so everyone needs to accommodate me.

Dragona - You don't agree with me on EBA Vs Ouendan, or think that its conceivable that some sexual harassment lawsuits might be frivolous? Ban!

Not "worst," but WTF all the same award:

Hyoushi - More one word responses than Fujin from ff8 will get you modded.

[Himu]

Hyoushi - More one word responses than Fujin from ff8 will get you modded.

 

[CajoleJuice]

THE FRANKMAN

[Beezy]

The Shadow gets on my fucking nerves...

[FlameOfCallandor]

Dragona is a waste of space. She bans people who dont like the same games as her and she is liberal to the point of being too politicaly correct

[Mupepe]

Doom Bringer doesn't know how to masturbate

[Beezy]

Doom Bringer doesn't know how to masturbate

Doom Bringer doesn't know how is own penis looks...

[Phoenix Dark]

Doom Bringer doesn't know how to masturbate

He does, but it would be sort of like wanking off your aorta

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5265561#post5265561

Lets see...

[Himu]

"He has repented of his sins, and asks to be forgiven "

Get off my balls. No I don't. Fuck GAF.

[demi]

"He has repented of his sins, and asks to be forgiven "

Get off my balls. No I don't. Fuck GAF.

you're so full of it

[Himu]

And you're so hot.

[Diablos]

Duckroll is a very calculating troll. That's all he is. He finds your weaknesses, exploits them by dragging shit out that he knows will piss you off, and runs with it. But he's really not doing anything but being a troll when it's all said and done. I caught him on IRC a few days ago basically instructing someone how to troll people on GAF. It was pretty lame.

Anyway, check out this dude trying to make a power play on his boss: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5266995&postcount=10204

 

[rod]

hi guys. banned from gaf cos i called out that wario64 tool out again. god that place is getting worse every day.

[Himu]

SUP ROD

[rod]

hey himu dude whats goin on, i missed your posts on gaf it was awesome the way you went out though. hah.


im playing suikoden 1 and 2 on psp via psx emulator. so good.

[BlueTsunami]

Man....I don't know what to play after Wild Arms...I've already got to the end and beat all the optional Bosses...I'm thinking about just grinding up to level 99 since I can keep the save file

[Himu]

This is not gaming discussion, Blue!

[BlueTsunami]

This is not gaming discussion, Blue!

I'm just responding to Rod's post about playing Suikoden cause I'm considering playing that next

[rod]

oops, sorry blue didnt mean to start anything there

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play suikoden 1, which is fucking awesome, then suikoden 2, which will blow your mind :p

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[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5269851#post5269851

If I get banned for that bullshit then fuck GAF. I'm tired of this elitist attitude people have. Anytime someone makes a comment outside of the norm about an issue such as drinking people get defensive. Same with circumcision.

So I have a problem with negatively influencing my body (and brain) with alcohol, who fucking cares. If you want to do it, go ahead it's none of my business. But don't look at me like I'm the square lol, when you're making your body less efficient.

[PhoenixWright]

GAF ought to have a section in the TOS with the "official" opinions that disagreeing with will get you banned.

[rod]

im with you on that one PD. club sluts are trash

[Himu]

SO apparently FadyK was banned because he used the word Japs. Right. 

[Phoenix Dark]

The unwritten rules piss me off and are not fair to newer members. And it usually boils down to people getting defensive over shit. When I see people get defensive over things like circumcision and drinking I get the impression that they know they're wrong. But how can you admit you're wrong about uncircumcision when it would make you "dirty" and other people (IE them jews, Christians) "clean" lol? There's a always a slight undercurrent of antisemitism when this is discussed there.

Same with drinking. People take it as a moral issue and see those who don't drink as "moral high horse bastards". And moral high horse bastards don't last long on GAF. It's not a moral issue for me, or a religious issue (in fact most people in the Bible did indeed drink, although it's strict about not drinking to drunkenes). It's a health issue. And it's also something I'm simply not interested in. These idiots laugh at the "follow the leader" mentality of American culture but fail to realize they're apart of it when they openly admit they don't like alcohol but drink it anyway because others do. What kind of shit is that? Would you eat shit too if everyone at a party was doing it and having a swell time?

[BlueTsunami]

SO apparently FadyK was banned because he used the word Japs. Right. 

He should have been banned for liking Xenosaga lol, I'm joking of course but thats gay if he did get banned for that

[AdmiralViscen]

The unwritten rules piss me off and are not fair to newer members. And it usually boils down to people getting defensive over shit. When I see people get defensive over things like circumcision and drinking I get the impression that they know they're wrong. But how can you admit you're wrong about uncircumcision when it would make you "dirty" and other people (IE them jews, Christians) "clean" lol? There's a always a slight undercurrent of antisemitism when this is discussed there.

Same with drinking. People take it as a moral issue and see those who don't drink as "moral high horse bastards". And moral high horse bastards don't last long on GAF. It's not a moral issue for me, or a religious issue (in fact most people in the Bible did indeed drink, although it's strict about not drinking to drunkenes). It's a health issue. And it's also something I'm simply not interested in. These idiots laugh at the "follow the leader" mentality of American culture but fail to realize they're apart of it when they openly admit they don't like alcohol but drink it anyway because others do. What kind of shit is that? Would you eat shit too if everyone at a party was doing it and having a swell time?

Thump your Bible elsewhere!