To dispel rumors that I'm Andy Milokanais or goofy looking, here is a new pic

[The Fake Shemp]

This is me before I moved, showing off my three day old neckbeard, which was promptly shaved off when I landed in the San Francisco bay area...

[demi]

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

[The Fake Shemp]

I DO NOT

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I wanna touch ur hair.

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That doesnt sound gay right?

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[The Fake Shemp]

No, my hair is very awesome.  It's curly and fluffy and feels soft.

[The Fake Shemp]

Okay, here is a straight shot.  It's me, clean shaven, tired and bummed that the line for 300 is so very, very long:

[Madrun Badrun]

you look like a kid compared to your avatar. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Okay, here is a straight shot.  It's me, clean shaven, tired and bummed that the line for 300 is so very, very long:

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You look like Godfather era Al Pacino

"That's just my family, Crystal, I'm not like that"

[Vizzys]

do you have a myspace willco

lolz

[Madrun Badrun]

Okay, here is a straight shot.  It's me, clean shaven, tired and bummed that the line for 300 is so very, very long:
 

You look like Godfather era Al Pacino

"That's just my family, Crystal, I'm not like that"

[The Fake Shemp]

you look like a kid compared to your avatar.

My hair is shorter and I'm in a suit in my avatar, of course I look older.  I've got a baby face and with my current long hair, it does make me look young.  I actually got carded last weekend.

[brawndolicious]

You don't look goofy but I really think you need to do something about your peach fuzz.  Try rogaine or something.

[The Fake Shemp]

You don't look goofy but I really think you need to do something about your peach fuzz.  Try rogaine or something.

What?  Trust me, growing facial hair isn't hard for me to do.  Ask Disposable White Guy.  It can grow to a few feet.  I'm clean shaven on purpose.  My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair.

Hey Willco how old are you? You look 15.

I'm 23-years-young.

[brawndolicious]

What?  Trust me, growing facial hair isn't hard for me to do.  Ask Disposable White Guy.  It can grow to a few feet.  I'm clean shaven on purpose.  My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair.

Maybe it's the light but it looks kind of thin.

Now ask yourself, do you like facial hair?

[TakingBackSunday]

Alright you look much cooler now than your avatar.

[Bacon]

You don't look goofy but I really think you need to do something about your peach fuzz.  Try rogaine or something.

What?  Trust me, growing facial hair isn't hard for me to do.  Ask Disposable White Guy.  It can grow to a few feet.  I'm clean shaven on purpose.  My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair.

What about armpit hair?

[Ichirou]

You do not look like Andy Milonakis.  In a way, I'm disappointed.

BUT!  You do kinda look like Joshua Peck.  I can't find a picture of him that doesn't lead to a broken link though. :/

[The Fake Shemp]

I like my neckbeard when it grows out, but my girlfriend doesn't and that's the bottom line.

[Ichirou]

I like my neckbeard when it grows out, but my girlfriend doesn't and that's the bottom line.

You know who had a neckbeard?  George Harrison.  And he was in The Beatles.  Tell THAT to your girlfriend.

[Phoenix Dark]

Willco you look much better in the first pic. It reminds me of Bruce Cambell or something, with a little Jay Leno mixed in the chin.

BEARDS>NO BEARDS

[brawndolicious]

You know what's awesome is when you're skiing and your beard catches ice on your face and you have like a ice mask, you'll never feel that again willco.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm looking pretty scruffy myself.  Been almost a week since I shaved.

[Catz]

This is me before I moved, showing off my three day old neckbeard, which was promptly shaved off when I landed in the San Francisco bay area...

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[The Fake Shemp]

I met him in real-life a few times and one time he asked if I knew who my real father was

[Catz]

I met him in real-life a few times and one time he asked if I knew who my real father was

That's awesome.

[The Fake Shemp]

He's a really nice guy.  He always pops up everywhere in the Toluca Lake/Burbank area.  I remember going out to dinner with Teddman, Melissa and her boyfriend, and Melissa (a local) remarked with something like, "If my life was a show, I feel like Jay Leno always has a cameo."

[G The Resurrected]

haha willco the long lost love child of jay leno. that would make for a good movie script willco. It could be a coming of age adult comedy about yourself looking for your real father.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[mikesphat]

you look like such a taco...

[The Fake Shemp]

you look like such a taco...

Are you trying to say that you're attracted to me?

[Mupepe]

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

it's so true!

[The Fake Shemp]

I've met Chris Kohler and I look nothing like him!

[Human Snorenado]

I've met Chris Kohler and I look nothing like him!

If it makes you feel better, I would poop on Kohler and wouldn't do that to you.

[Flannel Boy]

The hair does look pretty awesome.

[The Fake Shemp]

Amen for that.

[Mupepe]

I've met Chris Kohler and I look nothing like him!

Did you make out with him?

[mikesphat]

you look like such a taco...

Are you trying to say that you're attracted to me?

no im saying dahmer should have made it 18...

[The Fake Shemp]

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude.  Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

Did you make out with him?

Hell no!  I always seen him in the Nintendo press area every E3.  I usually have early or V.I.P. access, and see the usual suspects every year - him, Morgan Webb, Matt C., etc.

[Mupepe]

I'd make out with Morgan Webb

[Human Snorenado]

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude.  Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

Did you make out with him?

Hell no!  I always seen him in the Nintendo press area every E3.  I usually have early or V.I.P. access, and see the usual suspects every year - him, Morgan Webb, Matt C., etc.

Does Kohler really smell like rotten eggs and hate?

[Flannel Boy]

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude.  Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

Did you make out with him?

Hell no!  I always seen him in the Nintendo press area every E3.  I usually have early or V.I.P. access, and see the usual suspects every year - him, Morgan Webb, Matt C., etc.

Does Kohler really smell like rotten eggs and hate?

Hate has a smell? And everyone thought it was BO all this time.

[The Fake Shemp]

Mostly just hate.  Usually, he's trying to pimp some small title (think something dumb like Elebits) that I'm like, "Wow, sounds awesome, I'll check it out for sure!" and quickly pass in disgust.

Morgan Webb is a bitch, Mupepe.  You don't want to deal with her.  Trust me.  I have stories about her!  Stories!

[Flannel Boy]

Mostly just hate.  Usually, he's trying to pimp some small title (think something dumb like Elebits) that I'm like, "Wow, sounds awesome, I'll check it out for sure!" and quickly pass in disgust.

Morgan Webb is a bitch, Mupepe.  You don't want to deal with her.  Trust me.  I have stories about her!  Stories!

Mupepe can tame any woman.

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Though I don't think Morgan's a woman.

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[Madrun Badrun]

Mostly just hate.  Usually, he's trying to pimp some small title (think something dumb like Elebits) that I'm like, "Wow, sounds awesome, I'll check it out for sure!" and quickly pass in disgust.

Morgan Webb is a bitch, Mupepe.  You don't want to deal with her.  Trust me.  I have stories about her!  Stories!

tell!

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm going to make dinner instead.  But trust me, she's a bitch!

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm going to make dinner instead.  But trust me, she's a bitch!

PM me later? 

[mikesphat]

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude.  Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

dahmer never goes out of style!

and give me a tag finally you oddball...

[brawndolicious]

I'd make out with Morgan Webb

You can get yourself a real woman instead.

[Candyflip]

I'd roll with the beard. You do look really young in that second pic.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

Dammit I was going to say that!

[demi]

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

Dammit I was going to say that!

He ACTS like Chris Kohler too! Nintard till the end!

[Ichirou]

I'm going to make dinner instead.  But trust me, she's a bitch!

TELL US LATER.  DON'T FOARGET.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm not a Ninthing! I own a PSP!

[Ichirou]

I'm not a Ninthing! I own a PSP!

Me too.  Now dish on Morgan Webb!

[Human Snorenado]

Federwang may lean towards the N side of things, but he's far from INSUFFERABLE about it like Kohler is with his implied, "If it's not Nintendo it's not worth playing" shtick.