Author Topic: To dispel rumors that I'm Andy Milokanais or goofy looking, here is a new pic (Read 3866 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** March 19, 2007, 09:19:54 PM »

This is me before I moved, showing off my three day old neckbeard, which was promptly shaved off when I landed in the San Francisco bay area...

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:20:54 PM »

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:21:28 PM »

I DO NOT

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:22:52 PM »

I wanna touch ur hair.

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That doesnt sound gay right?

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:23:19 PM »

No, my hair is very awesome. It's curly and fluffy and feels soft.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:27:20 PM »

Okay, here is a straight shot. It's me, clean shaven, tired and bummed that the line for 300 is so very, very long:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:28:55 PM »

you look like a kid compared to your avatar.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 09:27:20 PM

Okay, here is a straight shot. It's me, clean shaven, tired and bummed that the line for 300 is so very, very long:

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You look like Godfather era Al Pacino

"That's just my family, Crystal, I'm not like that"

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:32:18 PM »

do you have a myspace willco

lolz

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 09:31:32 PM

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 09:27:20 PM
Okay, here is a straight shot. It's me, clean shaven, tired and bummed that the line for 300 is so very, very long:

You look like Godfather era Al Pacino

"That's just my family, Crystal, I'm not like that"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 19, 2007, 09:28:55 PM

you look like a kid compared to your avatar.

My hair is shorter and I'm in a suit in my avatar, of course I look older. I've got a baby face and with my current long hair, it does make me look young. I actually got carded last weekend.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:46:01 PM »

You don't look goofy but I really think you need to do something about your peach fuzz. Try rogaine or something.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:54:15 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 19, 2007, 09:46:01 PM

You don't look goofy but I really think you need to do something about your peach fuzz. Try rogaine or something.

What? Trust me, growing facial hair isn't hard for me to do. Ask Disposable White Guy. It can grow to a few feet. I'm clean shaven on purpose. My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair.

Quote from: Ruzbeh

Hey Willco how old are you? You look 15.

I'm 23-years-young.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 09:54:15 PM

What? Trust me, growing facial hair isn't hard for me to do. Ask Disposable White Guy. It can grow to a few feet. I'm clean shaven on purpose. My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair.

Maybe it's the light but it looks kind of thin.

Now ask yourself, do you like facial hair?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:08:06 PM »

Alright you look much cooler now than your avatar.

Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:12:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 09:54:15 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on March 19, 2007, 09:46:01 PM
You don't look goofy but I really think you need to do something about your peach fuzz. Try rogaine or something.

What? Trust me, growing facial hair isn't hard for me to do. Ask Disposable White Guy. It can grow to a few feet. I'm clean shaven on purpose. My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair.

What about armpit hair?

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:14:17 PM »

You do not look like Andy Milonakis. In a way, I'm disappointed.

BUT! You do kinda look like Joshua Peck. I can't find a picture of him that doesn't lead to a broken link though. :/

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:15:18 PM »

I like my neckbeard when it grows out, but my girlfriend doesn't and that's the bottom line.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 10:15:18 PM

I like my neckbeard when it grows out, but my girlfriend doesn't and that's the bottom line.

You know who had a neckbeard? George Harrison. And he was in The Beatles. Tell THAT to your girlfriend.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:16:59 PM »

Willco you look much better in the first pic. It reminds me of Bruce Cambell or something, with a little Jay Leno mixed in the chin.

BEARDS>NO BEARDS

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:26:15 PM »

You know what's awesome is when you're skiing and your beard catches ice on your face and you have like a ice mask, you'll never feel that again willco.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:47:20 PM »

I'm looking pretty scruffy myself. Been almost a week since I shaved.

Catz · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:59:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 09:19:54 PM

This is me before I moved, showing off my three day old neckbeard, which was promptly shaved off when I landed in the San Francisco bay area...

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:01:14 PM »

I met him in real-life a few times and one time he asked if I knew who my real father was

Catz · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:01:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 11:01:14 PM

I met him in real-life a few times and one time he asked if I knew who my real father was

That's awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:03:52 PM »

He's a really nice guy. He always pops up everywhere in the Toluca Lake/Burbank area. I remember going out to dinner with Teddman, Melissa and her boyfriend, and Melissa (a local) remarked with something like, "If my life was a show, I feel like Jay Leno always has a cameo."

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:04:25 PM »

haha willco the long lost love child of jay leno. that would make for a good movie script willco. It could be a coming of age adult comedy about yourself looking for your real father.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:05:36 PM »

mikesphat · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:46:50 PM »

you look like such a taco...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:52:33 PM »

Quote from: mikesphat on March 19, 2007, 11:46:50 PM

you look like such a taco...

Are you trying to say that you're attracted to me?

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:55:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 19, 2007, 09:20:54 PM

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

it's so true!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:55:32 PM »

I've met Chris Kohler and I look nothing like him!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:57:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 11:55:32 PM

I've met Chris Kohler and I look nothing like him!

If it makes you feel better, I would poop on Kohler and wouldn't do that to you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:58:03 PM »

The hair does look pretty awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:58:10 PM »

Amen for that.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 11:55:32 PM

I've met Chris Kohler and I look nothing like him!

Did you make out with him?

mikesphat · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:01:08 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 11:52:33 PM

Quote from: mikesphat on March 19, 2007, 11:46:50 PM
you look like such a taco...

Are you trying to say that you're attracted to me?

no im saying dahmer should have made it 18...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:02:28 AM »

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude. Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

Quote from: Mupepe

Did you make out with him?

Hell no! I always seen him in the Nintendo press area every E3. I usually have early or V.I.P. access, and see the usual suspects every year - him, Morgan Webb, Matt C., etc.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:05:04 AM »

I'd make out with Morgan Webb

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:05:41 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:02:28 AM

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude. Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

Quote from: Mupepe
Did you make out with him?

Hell no! I always seen him in the Nintendo press area every E3. I usually have early or V.I.P. access, and see the usual suspects every year - him, Morgan Webb, Matt C., etc.

Does Kohler really smell like rotten eggs and hate?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:06:34 AM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on March 20, 2007, 12:05:41 AM

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:02:28 AM
A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude. Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

Quote from: Mupepe
Did you make out with him?

Hell no! I always seen him in the Nintendo press area every E3. I usually have early or V.I.P. access, and see the usual suspects every year - him, Morgan Webb, Matt C., etc.

Does Kohler really smell like rotten eggs and hate?

Hate has a smell? And everyone thought it was BO all this time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:07:10 AM »

Mostly just hate. Usually, he's trying to pimp some small title (think something dumb like Elebits) that I'm like, "Wow, sounds awesome, I'll check it out for sure!" and quickly pass in disgust.

Morgan Webb is a bitch, Mupepe. You don't want to deal with her. Trust me. I have stories about her! Stories!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:08:23 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:07:10 AM

Mostly just hate. Usually, he's trying to pimp some small title (think something dumb like Elebits) that I'm like, "Wow, sounds awesome, I'll check it out for sure!" and quickly pass in disgust.

Morgan Webb is a bitch, Mupepe. You don't want to deal with her. Trust me. I have stories about her! Stories!

Mupepe can tame any woman.

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Though I don't think Morgan's a woman.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:08:53 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:07:10 AM

Mostly just hate. Usually, he's trying to pimp some small title (think something dumb like Elebits) that I'm like, "Wow, sounds awesome, I'll check it out for sure!" and quickly pass in disgust.

Morgan Webb is a bitch, Mupepe. You don't want to deal with her. Trust me. I have stories about her! Stories!

tell!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:09:51 AM »

I'm going to make dinner instead. But trust me, she's a bitch!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:13:31 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:09:51 AM

I'm going to make dinner instead. But trust me, she's a bitch!

PM me later?

mikesphat · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:02:28 AM

A Dahmer reference in 2007 is pretty bad, dude. Couldn't you have gone for something a bit more relevant?

dahmer never goes out of style!

and give me a tag finally you oddball...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:18:42 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 20, 2007, 12:05:04 AM

I'd make out with Morgan Webb

You can get yourself a real woman instead.

Candyflip · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:18:52 AM »

I'd roll with the beard. You do look really young in that second pic.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:23:09 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 19, 2007, 09:20:54 PM

You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

Dammit I was going to say that!

demi · « **Reply #50 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:26:32 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 20, 2007, 12:23:09 AM

Quote from: demi on March 19, 2007, 09:20:54 PM
You look like CHRIS KOHLER hahuahuahahaha

Dammit I was going to say that!

He ACTS like Chris Kohler too! Nintard till the end!

Ichirou · « **Reply #51 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:29:04 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:09:51 AM

I'm going to make dinner instead. But trust me, she's a bitch!

TELL US LATER. DON'T FOARGET.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:35:28 AM »

I'm not a Ninthing! I own a PSP!

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:36:03 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 12:35:28 AM

I'm not a Ninthing! I own a PSP!

Me too. Now dish on Morgan Webb!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #54 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:36:57 AM »

Federwang may lean towards the N side of things, but he's far from INSUFFERABLE about it like Kohler is with his implied, "If it's not Nintendo it's not worth playing" shtick.

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Author Topic: To dispel rumors that I'm Andy Milokanais or goofy looking, here is a new pic (Read 3866 times)