Viz, can I blog on the front page? Here's a few excerpts from my personal blog:
"What the fuck? Oliver North was just on television. Shouldn't that guy be taking it up the ass in jail?"
"By the way Nixon, you shouldn't have started the whole war on drugs. You should have just continued to let all those guys in Vietnam get high. I know if I had been there, I'd have said, "Oh my god... holy shit, just... just someone give me cocaine... anything. This is killing me."
Alexander The Great let his army get high and look at all they accomplished. You cost us the war asshole."
"Suddenly, whispering from the deep dark skies will swell the glorious music of "Higher Love." A bright white light will cave the dark clouds and bathe the canyon in the blazing warmth of a summer morning. Darrin, tears in his eyes, as the morning dew evaporates and is whisked away all around him, will gaze upon a chariot descending from the heavens. Adam and I will stand upon this great white chariot, dressed all in white, accompanied by a choir of heaven's sexiest angels. My long blonde hair will flail wildly in the wind as I do a line of coke off one such angel's ass. We'll come bearing bottles of the finest liquor, and bags of the finest blow."
What do you think?