How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?

[G The Resurrected]

My shower technique:

Turn shower super hot sonna
Get Wet
Use puma micro exfoliate soap on skin (its a hard soap with these salts and stuff in it. exfoliates the skin)
Wash off
Moisturizing Olay soap on sea sponge (good to get one on a stick to get those hard to reach areas)
Wash off
special soft soap for those naughtie areas. (Its a really soft gel that cleans and moisturizes the skin build a barrier between the skin and the world)
Wash off
Shampoo in hair
Wash off
Conditioner leave in for 2 minutes (time to brush teeth or floss)
Wash off
Turn off shower
Wipe off, then do the booty floss.

I like to feel clean.

[MrAngryFace]

Man it only took PD to turn this entire thread completely racist.

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[Beezy]

 

[Mupepe]

I'm white and I use a washcloth or sponge, dorks.

It's a good thing white people didn't also steal your hair care techniques, or all the white kids would be leaving grease spots on school bus windows, too.

fo sho

And it's usually black people who smell.  SORRY

[Madrun Badrun]

I just watched this. Now I feel bad for playful hate mongering in this thread. 

I really want to brand this bitches face with an very hot and large frying pan. 

[Mupepe]

I just watched this. Now I feel bad for playful hate mongering in this thread. 

I really want to brand this bitches face with an very hot and large frying pan. 

I almost agreed except when I saw them picketing soldier's funerals....

[Tauntaun]

I just watched this. Now I feel bad for playful hate mongering in this thread. 

I really want to brand this bitches face with an very hot and large frying pan. 

I almost agreed except when I saw them picketing soldier's funerals....

are those the "cigarillo flag" guys? they make me sick

[Phoenix Dark]

Man it only took PD to turn this entire thread completely racist.

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I'm kinda bummed Drinky isn't on

[Prost]

using hands + soap bar is fine and always has been.

if someone is over weight or has a stronger odor than others, then they should use body spray and body wash like that axe body wash or something along those lines.

for most people though, just a good bar of soap and hands is fine.

[Phoenix Dark]

using hands + soap bar is fine and always has been.

if someone is over weight or has a stronger odor than others, then they should use body spray and body wash like that axe body wash or something along those lines.

for most people though, just a good bar of soap and hands is fine.

Well I can't knock you for it because you have that wonderful wife, but only you get the free pass

[Cheebs]

PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka

[Cheebs]

I don't get how this became a race thing over time. How did this start as a non-white only thing? It is such a odd habit that seems to be dictated by race. It is oddly interesting.

[Phoenix Dark]

You hang around a lot of white hipsters, why not ask. Everyone knows black people don't go to Oakland

[Mupepe]

PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka

I can name 5.

In fact, I don't think any of my close friends DON'T use a wash rag.  Black people just want something to call their own.  How about you just keep your hip hop and stop perpetuating the wash rag myth.

[Cheebs]

PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka

I can name 5.

In fact, I don't think any of my close friends DON'T use a wash rag.  Black people just want something to call their own.  How about you just keep your hip hop and stop perpetuating the wash rag myth.

texas is messican world, that ain't white america!

[Mupepe]

PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka

I can name 5.

In fact, I don't think any of my close friends DON'T use a wash rag.  Black people just want something to call their own.  How about you just keep your hip hop and stop perpetuating the wash rag myth.

texas is messican world, that ain't white america!

I said WHITE fool

[brawndolicious]

I've only seen a couple skinny asian girls put vaseline on their elbows.

Soap is enough because it's antibacterial soap.

White slaveholders probably didn't want to pay for soap or toilet paper so they figured they'd give them one towel and tell them "jump under the hose kunta kinte".

[omg_lemurs]

I made a topic like this on GAF and I got banned for it.

Yeah, white people can be pretty dirty. People actually said "BUT IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME CLOTH OVER AND OVER THAT'S NOT VERY CLEAN AT ALL!"

Stupid queers.

You have a bunch of wash rags and you throw them into the laundry with your towels. Stupid fucks. I don't reuse towels either.

[Phoenix Dark]

I made a topic like this on GAF and I got banned for it.

Yeah, white people can be pretty dirty. People actually said "BUT IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME CLOTH OVER AND OVER THAT'S NOT VERY CLEAN AT ALL!"

Stupid queers.

You have a bunch of wash rags and you throw them into the laundry with your towels. Stupid fucks. I don't reuse towels either.

[Candyflip]

Are you shits so dirty that you need to scrub your cock that much to get off the dirt? What the hell do you do? Roll around naked in the mud? Get some bodywash and scrub your nuts with your hands like a real man. I can probably count on my fingers the times I've been so dirty I had to use a rag. Dirty dirty dirty.

[DJ_Tet]

I use a loofah now with body wash, but I used to use a washcloth.  I have before showered without one, usually in someone else's shower when I forget to bring/ask for a washcloth.  I didn't realize white people just wash with their hands all the time, that's fucking nasty.

I'm white btw.

[Beezy]

I made a topic like this on GAF and I got banned for it.

Yeah, white people can be pretty dirty. People actually said "BUT IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME CLOTH OVER AND OVER THAT'S NOT VERY CLEAN AT ALL!"

Stupid queers.

You have a bunch of wash rags and you throw them into the laundry with your towels. Stupid fucks. I don't reuse towels either.

Oh yeah, you were the one who made that thread! It got closed, didn't it? Goddamn idiots.

Soap is enough because it's antibacterial soap.

So it's white people and indians who do this shit? *waits for am nintenho to confirm whether he's indian or not before making a curry joke*

[brawndolicious]

I dunno about Indians but apparantly it's white people that use towels.

[Himu]

Are you shits so dirty that you need to scrub your cock that much to get off the dirt? What the hell do you do? Roll around naked in the mud? Get some bodywash and scrub your nuts with your hands like a real man. I can probably count on my fingers the times I've been so dirty I had to use a rag. Dirty dirty dirty.

I get in between the crevices this way. You do realize that a lot of bacteria can grow there right? If you don't wash the crevice where you're circumcized it can be bad news. I like to get in deep and keep my cock squeeky clean.

[Candyflip]

That's what finger nails are before. There's no "crevice" I can't reach without a wash cloth, lol.

[Phoenix Dark]

Are you shits so dirty that you need to scrub your cock that much to get off the dirt? What the hell do you do? Roll around naked in the mud? Get some bodywash and scrub your nuts with your hands like a real man. I can probably count on my fingers the times I've been so dirty I had to use a rag. Dirty dirty dirty.

I get in between the crevices this way. You do realize that a lot of bacteria can grow there right? If you don't wash the crevice where you're circumcized it can be bad news. I like to get in deep and keep my cock squeeky clean.

When you're circumsized there are no crevices. That's the point. My dick is clean as an unblown whistle. Perhaps that's not a good thing

[Himu]

That's what finger nails are before. There's no "crevice" I can't reach without a wash cloth, lol.

HOLY CRAP. Finger nails in COCKS do NOT belong in the same sentence!

PD: I mean the slit dude.

[Beezy]

That's what finger nails are before. There's no "crevice" I can't reach without a wash cloth, lol.

HOLY CRAP. Finger nails in COCKS do NOT belong in the same sentence

Agreed.

[Himu]

White people are not only filthy, they are masochists!

[drozmight]

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.

Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

When I think of Africa I think of white people fucking shit up.

Drunk white sailor: "Hey you therr, African guy... I'll give you this huge bag of shiny jewels if you bring me slaves. LOL."

*the African guy sprints off into the brush*

Drunk white sailor: "I'm drunk lol. Wait, where are you goiing?@"

[cloudwalking]

wow i don't know about the guys but us white chicks use a shower puff and body wash usually. i get all squeaky clean and it exfoliates too!

[MrAngryFace]

I think being unable to keep yourself clean in first world countries has more to do with laziness, which isnt restricted to race.

[Phoenix Dark]

wow i don't know about the guys but us white chicks use a shower puff and body wash usually. i get all squeaky clean and it exfoliates too!

No wonder so many black guys flock to the white womenz. Breezy fresh smell mmm it's spring 

[MrAngryFace]

have you been drinking?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm tired and drunk off MATH

Because I need to go to bed omg it's 2am already. I need to wake up at 6, study till 8, then head to school. Then come back omg by then the inspectors will be here maybe not they come at 11:30! And I have the test at 12:30! Wow fuck this i[m going d to bed

[MrAngryFace]

I think you need some nodoz and energy drinks

[DJ_Tet]

wow i don't know about the guys but us white chicks use a shower puff and body wash usually. i get all squeaky clean and it exfoliates too!

Word.  I don't know what these guys are talking about.  I find my loofah much more effective than a wash cloth.  Not to mention the sudsy goodness it produces 

[Sido]

tried one of these this morning thanks to this thread.
i love it

[Tauntaun]

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tried one of these this morning thanks to this thread.
i love it

well I love YOU! 

[Sido]

well I love YOU! 

and i love you back 

[Tauntaun]

well I love YOU! 

and i love you back 

"Yay! I've got a boner!"

[Himu]

 There's nothign wrong with loofa's. It's better than your goddamn hand.

[Tauntaun]

my hands are nice 

[Sido]

my hands are nice 

yes they are 

so loofas is what these things are called.. feels nice using them plus it somehow makes a drop of soap coat your entire body by foaming it up or so (?) o_O you save money too, greedy crackas 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I don't take showers.

[Stocky]

I bathe in chlorine.

[Himu]

my roommate is foul

he sleeps on his bed with his shoes on and doesn't use a wash cloth. white people are nasty.

Bump.

[Gay Boy]

my roommate is foul

he sleeps on his bed with his shoes on and doesn't use a wash cloth. white people are nasty.

Bump.

I thought you learned by now over the course of this thread, white people don't use wash cloths to wash their body! If they use anything it's a loofa.

[abrader]

i use a cock-rag

[Himu]

my roommate is foul

he sleeps on his bed with his shoes on and doesn't use a wash cloth. white people are nasty.

Bump.

I thought you learned by now over the course of this thread, white people don't use wash cloths to wash their body! If they use anything it's a loofa.

doesn't stop it from being nasty!

[Tauntaun]

Himuro
Silencio


listen to your tag nubian! 

[Yeti]

Washcloths are just a waste of time, why do you need to transfer your soap to a dirty rag, only to then transfer that soap to your body again? Cut out the middleman.

[Himu]

dirty rag? you mean clean rag, right?

if it's such a waste of time, how the hell do you wipe your ass? with your hand? disgusting. you actually think that toilet paper keeps your ass smelling fresh and clean?

[FlameOfCallandor]

You think using the same rag every day is clean?

Just lather some soap in your hands and then rub it on your body. It's actually pretty easy to understand.

Also, who are you sharing soap with? I have my own bar. Can't get any more sanitary than that. 

[Himu]

You use a different rag every day, dumb ass.

I don't share soap. I use shower gel anyways.

[FlameOfCallandor]

How often do you do laundry? That shit piles up dumbass.

For all the shit that you expose your body to on a daily level, not using a wash-rag is such an asinine thing to argue about.
 Like I said, just get your own damn bar of soap? Soap is like $1 for a 4 pack.

[Himu]

I do laundry every 3 days, so that's twice a week. I have multiple wash clothes anyways.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You use a different rag every day, dumb ass.

I don't share soap. I use shower gel anyways.

THEN WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT?? GOD damn using a wash rag in your case is probably even less sanitary than just pouring some into your hands.

[Himu]

What?