Author Topic: rodi leaves for the Army in FIVE DAYS! (Read 4350 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 05, 2007, 05:01:34 PM »

Sorry, Bacon. You lost your shot. $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:03:30 PM »

IMMA HIT IT BEFORE SHE GOES

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:03:52 PM »

She doesn't like dudes, sorry.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:05:14 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:05:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:03:52 PM

She doesn't like dudes, sorry.

I CAN EAT A HELLUVA PUSSY

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:07:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:03:52 PM

She doesn't like dudes, sorry.

that's sweet how you're trying to hook her up with bacon, then. a thoughtfulness I would've never imagined.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:10:15 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on April 05, 2007, 05:05:14 PM

who?

rodi, the cutest lesbian on evilbore!

We've also got video evidence of her too!

And she's my girlfriend's sister and a good friend of mine to boot. I will miss her.

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:21:42 PM »

lesbian...army....

Why doesn't she tell them she is a lesbian? Going into the Army right now = Iraq duty.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:22:07 PM »

A asian lesbian...you don't see much of those.

Good luck in the army.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:23:46 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2007, 05:21:42 PM

lesbian...army....

Why doesn't she tell them she is a lesbian? Going into the Army right now = Iraq duty.

She wanted to go.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2007, 05:21:42 PM

Why doesn't she tell them she is a lesbian? Going into the Army right now = Iraq duty.

She's training to be M.P., so let's hope she gets stationed in Germany or something.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:25:15 PM »

Well technically she's leaving for basic training.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:25:29 PM »

MP rock. My crazy dad was one. With that training, I can get her a job when she gets out

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:25:33 PM »

Good luck, rodi. And be careful. :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:26:04 PM »

Do they do checks on the gay/lesbian thing? Because posting videos and stuff on the internet might come to "haunt" her seeing how she wants to stay in the army.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:26:45 PM »

They won't be able to tell the difference. All Asians look alike.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:27:12 PM »

she's gonna go bald.

cheebs, do you think she posted a video of anything homosexual ON THE INTERNET?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:27:29 PM »

Haha, there's no video of her being a lesbian or anything. It's a video of her playing with a family dog!

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:29:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:27:29 PM

Haha, there's no video of her being a lesbian or anything. It's a video of her playing with a family dog!

I didn't click it. $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:29:28 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:27:29 PM

Haha, there's no video of her being a lesbian or anything. It's a video of her playing with a family dog!

is the dog female?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:30:16 PM »

Negative. He's a man. A man's man. I trained him personally.

She'll be gone for 19 weeks for training, then a brief leave before she's stationed to come back and show us how buff she is. Then we'll all feel out of shape.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:30:16 PM

Negative. He's a man. A man's man. I trained him personally.

She'll be gone for 19 weeks for training, then a brief leave before she's stationed to come back and show us how buff she is. Then we'll all feel out of shape.

a woman with a six pack is disgusting. but i can't see the six pack over her pelvis

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:38:10 PM »

I would highly suggest pictures, videos, flirting to prove she's lesbian because pretty much anybody gets sent to iraq. Even recruiters at my school. And they were short.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:42:25 PM »

She's aware the very real possibility of getting sent to Iraq; it's war time and by enlisting in the Army, it goes without saying. She's prepared for that and she will go where ever she is stationed. We can only hope she is not deployed there, and there's always a chance of that too. No matter where she goes, we'll support her.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:43:11 PM »

Wow Rodi. Big life decision here. Have my support, girly. Be careful out there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:45:44 PM »

Good luck Rodi! I must say I'm surprised by this news. I have the deepest respect for those who are willing to serve in the military; it gets a very bad rap due to the actions of a few, but we must never forget that the soldiers were not the ones who started this war on false pretences. They're the ones showing the true bravery and courage our leaders (on both aisles) fail to show

Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:04:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2007, 05:45:44 PM

Good luck Rodi! I must say I'm surprised by this news. I have the deepest respect for those who are willing to serve in the military; it gets a very bad rap due to the actions of a few, but we must never forget that the soldiers were not the ones who started this war on false pretences. They're the ones showing the true bravery and courage our leaders (on both aisles) fail to show

that was a very politiciany sounding speech

who uses the terms "false pretences" and "on both aisles" outside of politicans? lol Senator Maurice Cooks in 2030?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:09:18 PM »

My grandfather was a M.P. and he enjoyed it. So hopefully you do too. Good luck and godspeed Dori

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:21:41 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2007, 06:04:10 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2007, 05:45:44 PM
Good luck Rodi! I must say I'm surprised by this news. I have the deepest respect for those who are willing to serve in the military; it gets a very bad rap due to the actions of a few, but we must never forget that the soldiers were not the ones who started this war on false pretences. They're the ones showing the true bravery and courage our leaders (on both aisles) fail to show
that was a very politiciany sounding speech

who uses the terms "false pretences" and "on both aisles" outside of politicans? lol Senator Maurice Cooks in 2030?

My former school advisor, who was also my english teacher in HS, told me I should seriously consider speech writing. Then I remembered she has a masters and doesn't make much money lol.

My heart is not in the right place, at all

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:24:53 PM »

Someone photoshop her into Army photos:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:26:27 PM »

That dog is being tortured

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:27:59 PM »

Sitting on a sofa is torture?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:38:17 PM »

The teddy's buttraping it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:44:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 06:27:59 PM

Sitting on a sofa is torture?

Why are you supporting torture?

Did you guys have a nice family dinner with Rodi before she left?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:49:39 PM »

She's not gone yet!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:51:10 PM »

Take her somewhere fancy dude. Like Olive Garden or something because she deserves it

Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** April 05, 2007, 07:19:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2007, 06:51:10 PM

Take her somewhere fancy dude. Like Olive Garden or something because she deserves it

What the fuck? I thought that was a joke when you said it last time.

drozmight · « **Reply #37 on:** April 05, 2007, 07:50:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:10:15 PM

We've also got video evidence of her too!

which one's rodi?

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I'm such an ass.

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CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #38 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:08:51 PM »

KICK SOME IRAQIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will have fun... its all about getting drunk and shooting back at the direction your shooting from..... YEY!!!!!!! Hey isnt she here Wilco? I thought I just seen her.... Oh and the Army does have a dont ask dont tell policy...They dont ask you dont tell.. pretty simple..

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #39 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2007, 06:51:10 PM

Take her somewhere fancy dude. Like Olive Garden or something because she deserves it

SIZZLER!! YEa... mmmmmmmmmmmm all you can eat shrimp

bluemax · « **Reply #40 on:** April 05, 2007, 09:24:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2007, 05:30:16 PM

Negative. He's a man. A man's man. I trained him personally.

She'll be gone for 19 weeks for training, then a brief leave before she's stationed to come back and show us how buff she is. Then we'll all feel out of shape.

I went through this when my younger sister came back from basic. It was so weird, my tiny little sister came back with muscles and a dirty mouth. I honestly didn't know how to feel about the universe anymore.

rodi · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:30:30 PM »

Thanks everyone for the support and well wishes. I know I haven't posted in a long time, but sometimes I just don't know what to say on this board. It's just a bunch of "Hm", "what" and "omg stupid" sometimes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:35:27 PM »

OMG she is cute

I thought there were anti-gay policies in the military though? How do you get around that, just not tell them?

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:36:26 PM »

Good luck, Rodi. My cousin was in the national guard for a few years, he was really worried he was going to get sent to Iraq (he has a wife and two young children, not the best situation for any of them). Luckily he wasn't, got his discharge, and is now a police officer.

rodi · « **Reply #44 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:37:04 PM »

I can act straight. Right? Will, right? I act pretty straight, right??? $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:40:06 PM »

Quote from: rodi on April 05, 2007, 10:37:04 PM

I can act straight. Right? Will, right? I act pretty straight, right??? $:-\$

Are you full-on gay or are you a little bit bi? Does Willco turn you on?

rodi · « **Reply #46 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:43:31 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2007, 10:40:06 PM

Are you full-on gay or are you a little bit bi? Does Willco turn you on?

The only guy's I can imagine marrying is a younger Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber, and Christian Bale as Batman. (There's also Hugo Weaving, but he's married) But I find almost every cute girl I see on the street attractive and would like to ask them out if I wasn't enlisted and wasn't so in the closet about it all. So I think I'm pretty straight acting...

Ichirou · « **Reply #47 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:46:44 PM »

Quote from: rodi on April 05, 2007, 10:43:31 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2007, 10:40:06 PM
Are you full-on gay or are you a little bit bi? Does Willco turn you on?

The only guy's I can imagine marrying is a younger Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber, and Christian Bale as Batman. (There's also Hugo Weaving, but he's married) But I find almost every cute girl I see on the street attractive and would like to ask them out if I wasn't enlisted and wasn't so in the closet about it all. So I think I'm pretty straight acting...

What'll you do if dudes in the army hit on you? You should pretend to have a fake boyfriend at home or something that you're being true to.

Why'd you enlist anyways? Did you have any specific reason?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:49:38 PM »

I agree about the fake boyfriend. I'd gladly help a little lady of the worlds best military, god bless you, and send you erotic letters ever week?

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Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:50:33 PM »

You should include pics too, Mike, so she can hang them on top of her bunk bed or something, make things more believable.

rodi · « **Reply #50 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:52:10 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2007, 10:46:44 PM

Quote from: rodi on April 05, 2007, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 05, 2007, 10:40:06 PM
Are you full-on gay or are you a little bit bi? Does Willco turn you on?

The only guy's I can imagine marrying is a younger Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber, and Christian Bale as Batman. (There's also Hugo Weaving, but he's married) But I find almost every cute girl I see on the street attractive and would like to ask them out if I wasn't enlisted and wasn't so in the closet about it all. So I think I'm pretty straight acting...

What'll you do if dudes in the army hit on you? You should pretend to have a fake boyfriend at home or something that you're being true to.

Why'd you enlist anyways? Did you have any specific reason?

I probably should do that. I'll have my sisters write fake boyfriend letters to me, lol.

I'm actually not ashamed to say that my reasons for joining are college money, adventure, travel, and training. There's the "I want to protect my country" part too, but I feel uncomfortable saying it and usually don't.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:52:53 PM »

agreed with ichi. I can send erotic pics.

rodi · « **Reply #52 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:54:20 PM »

I would appreciate fake boyfriend letters from all of you though. That would be awesome.

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:56:19 PM »

Quote from: rodi on April 05, 2007, 10:54:20 PM

I would appreciate fake boyfriend letters from all of you though. That would be awesome.

Not a good idea to get letters from more than one person. People will think you're slutty and hit on you more.

Can women have the same positions in the military as men? I think I remember reading that in the air force, for example, there are very, very few female pilots for some reason.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:56:52 PM »

I'm ignoring that "

" and I'm going to take them serously. Give me wilco's adress and I'll mail them to him and he'll forward them to you.

Actally getting them by a bunch of different guys might make you look like a "playa" and let you fit in the guys better; before you know it you'll be asked to arm wrestling competitions.

rodi · « **Reply #55 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:59:35 PM »

Ichi, the army has some job positions that are closed to women, like the infantry and other combat positions.

Before I arm wrestle, I might need to learn to tolerate alcohol more. Or just fake drinking it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** April 05, 2007, 11:00:03 PM »

rodi is not a dyke, but she's not quite a lipstick lesbian either. She's some kind of super hybrid. She's cool, though. And she wore some outfit the other night where it's evident that when she wants to dress up, she can look good.

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** April 05, 2007, 11:00:12 PM »

mike, send me your erotic pics plz

rodi · « **Reply #58 on:** April 05, 2007, 11:00:51 PM »

Willco means that I look like shit every other night. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** April 05, 2007, 11:01:04 PM »

p.s. the roast is running late, but your sister is due in less than 35 minutes and she'll want her Horizon milk. OR ELSE.

You don't look like shit! I'm just saying, when you want to dress up, you can!

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Author Topic: rodi leaves for the Army in FIVE DAYS! (Read 4350 times)