Author Topic: I seriously got the jungle fever (Read 6565 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:59:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:58:34 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 01:55:26 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women

Yes, but the people in this thread act like thick = fat

Beezy · « **Reply #61 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:01:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 11, 2007, 01:58:06 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 01:55:26 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Can you explain why

I wasn't talkin about you and PD. I'm talkin about these fools who think that thick=fat.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #62 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 11, 2007, 01:59:59 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:58:34 PM
Quote from: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 01:55:26 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women

Yes, but the people in this thread act like thick = fat

Because most of the time it is.

Beezy · « **Reply #63 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:03:20 PM »

Shutup child.

tiesto · « **Reply #64 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:04:51 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 11, 2007, 01:59:59 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:58:34 PM
Quote from: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 01:55:26 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women

Yes, but the people in this thread act like thick = fat

Most white people don't know the difference between "thick" and "fat"... I've had to do more damage control than a member of the SDF on Media Create chart days when I've dated slightly thicker women... "oh, she's just big boned!" (but there's definitely a difference between big-boned, broad-shouldered girls and those with big jellyrolls). Tall and thick women seem to be big into me... and I'm a skinny, average-height white guy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:07:00 PM »

THIS is thick. NSFW, but barely:

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If you think that's fat you're distinguished mentally-challenged

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #66 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM »

Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

Beezy · « **Reply #67 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:09:46 PM »

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM

Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:12:48 PM »

For a woman of average height, 160 pounds isn't thick, it's fat!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #69 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:14:12 PM »

Hey man seriously womens are fucked up in the head by the social stigma that they have to be thin. Its fucked them up and given them all sorts of problems like fucking self esteem issues. That shit makes their lives a nightmare at times to live. Just cause they arent that fucking boney ass girl.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #70 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:16:09 PM »

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:14:12 PM

Hey man seriously womens are fucked up in the head by the social stigma that they have to be thin. Its fucked them up and given them all sorts of problems like fucking self esteem issues. That shit makes their lives a nightmare at times to live. Just cause they arent that fucking boney ass girl.

Thanks for the information. By the by, did you know my sister died from Anorexia?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #71 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:18:39 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 02:16:09 PM

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
Hey man seriously womens are fucked up in the head by the social stigma that they have to be thin. Its fucked them up and given them all sorts of problems like fucking self esteem issues. That shit makes their lives a nightmare at times to live. Just cause they arent that fucking boney ass girl.
Thanks for the information. By the by, did you know my sister died from Anorexia?

Not my problem, but I feel sorry for her. Did she have body issues caused by societies influence? It just proves the point that society is fucked up. And when girls are young and inpresionable shit like that can happen. Thicker is better.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:27:10 PM »

Most girls who suffer from anorexia have similar behavioral and personality traits, traits which are largely heritable. For example my sister was very anxious (not unlike me) and was a perfectionist. Most women who suffer from eating disorders are perfectionists or have obsessive behaviors. NOT SOCIETY's FAULT. It's also stupid to blame society when the average woman is becoming FATTER and not THINNER.

Yes eating disorders are fairly new, but surplus food is a recent phenomenon too. I suspect women had eating disorders before, but blended in because everyone was going hungry (except for the very wealthy).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #73 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:27:28 PM »

I see personal responsibility has no place in this thread so I'm leavin

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #74 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 02:27:28 PM

I see personal responsibility has no place in this thread so I'm leavin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #75 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:30:33 PM »

No one is talking to you. Stop acting smart plz

cloudwalking · « **Reply #76 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:46:33 PM »

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM

Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:47:37 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 02:46:33 PM

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh

Or all the pervs who watched your youtube video 27 times.

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Can you loop youtube videos

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #78 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:48:54 PM »

Yea, cloud has more meat on her than I think anyone imagined.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #79 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:51:16 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 02:46:33 PM

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh

I've seen your videos and saved them. I've seen enough of your ass to say its not poppin. If I gave it a slap i'd be hittin a boney ass girl. You aint thick down there. You might be thick up top though.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #80 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:55:14 PM »

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:51:16 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh

I've seen your videos and saved them. I've seen enough of your ass to say its not poppin. If I gave it a slap i'd be hittin a boney ass girl. You aint thick down there. You might be thick up top though.

my ass is small, round, firm, and resistant to the forces of gravity but it sure as hell isn't bony. just because it's not a gargantuan mass of cottage cheese-textured cellulite that hangs down to my thighs like Roxy's does, doesn't mean it's no good!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #81 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:58:22 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 02:55:14 PM

my ass is small, round, firm, and resistant to the forces of gravity.

Now describe the front...slowly, and in more detail.

also could you use more erotic terms than "gravity".

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #82 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:00:08 PM »

I dare you to disprove this "fact" that your ass is no good. Seriously i'm just saying its got no cushion. And you havent seen Roxy's ass thats a ass of perfection. Tight, firm, and slap happy. I can get that thing rosey pink and she'd still be good to go. But with you i'd be afraid of breaking your ass. To me your ass is no good, but your no good anways your tiny and too skinny.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #83 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:02:10 PM »

Should a 350 pound man comment on other people's weight and body shape?

TVC15 · « **Reply #84 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:04:09 PM »

Quote from: G on April 11, 2007, 03:00:08 PM

I dare you to disprove this "fact" that your ass is no good. Seriously i'm just saying its got no cushion. And you havent seen Roxy's ass thats a ass of perfection. Tight, firm, and slap happy. I can get that thing rosey pink and she'd still be good to go. But with you i'd be afraid of breaking your ass. To me your ass is no good, but your no good anways your tiny and too skinny.

Half of what he writes is like incoherent.

Basically, G likes women with asses that have the consistency of rotting pumpkins. Roxy, fuck, even Roxy's labia weighs 20 pounds. You could pound it with a hot frying pan for an hour before the sensation would reach any nerves.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #85 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:05:30 PM »

for someone who thinks i'm no good, G sure spends a lot of time saving my videos and pics and harassing me in irc and following me into every thread.

TVC15 · « **Reply #86 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:08:11 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 03:05:30 PM

for someone who thinks i'm no good, G sure spends a lot of time saving my videos and pics and harassing me in irc and following me into every thread.

Well, that's because he knows if you said yes, he has enough ass for both of you.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #87 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:08:26 PM »

how does g get his belly around roxy's pillsbury rolls so he can put his little red schtupper in? willco, please make this the subject of the next evilbore: the comic episode. questions must be answered.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #88 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:10:50 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 11, 2007, 03:08:26 PM

how does g get his belly around roxy's pillsbury rolls so he can put his little red schtupper in? willco, please make this the subject of the next evilbore: the comic episode. questions must be answered.

I don't wanna draw that $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #89 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:12:16 PM »

it's good to get practice drawing (tracing) something that isn't big titty loli fantasies or ladyboys. consider it career experience.

TVC15 · « **Reply #90 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:14:19 PM »

He has a 2 inch dick, too. I'm assuming "fucking" for him and roxy is she gets on the floor, G approaches her upper body, he lifts up his gut with one hand and uses the other to guide his teensy pecker to the fold of Roxy's armpit and pumps in 2 or 3 times until he squirts. Actual genital contact would require the use of 6 hands or so.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #91 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:17:34 PM »

Who needs 6 hands when you have clamps, vices, and those heavy duty paperclips to pull and hold the folds away.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #92 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:19:07 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 03:02:10 PM

Should a 350 pound man comment on other people's weight and body shape?

Its 315 skinny bitch get it right or pay the price. Thats 35 pounds or so that i've lost since febuary.
Proof:

TVC15 · « **Reply #93 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:21:00 PM »

I bet he's naked in that pic. If that pic is still available when I get home, I will find a reflection and magnify it in PS and show you all his tiny willy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #94 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:23:06 PM »

How do we know you aren't 615 pounds?

Also you could have moved the needle before stepping on to the scale. So you could have set it up 35 pounds below zero to start.

Anyhow... 315 POUNDS!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #95 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:23:31 PM »

you lost a 10th of your weight in 2 months, thats not bad.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #96 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:23:54 PM »

jesus you're so huge you do one full revolution around the scale and THEN some

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #97 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 03:23:06 PM

How do we know you aren't 615 pounds?

Also you could have moved the needle before stepping on to the scale. So you could have set it up 35 pounds below zero to start.

Anyhow... 315 POUNDS!

or he could be sitting in a chair and thats just his feet weight.

TVC15 · « **Reply #98 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »

Cloudstalking, hahahaha. And he got "you're" wrong, hahahahaha. And he has a 2 inch penis, beat red!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #99 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:26:30 PM »

God, I've waited so long for a thread where cloud talks about her pert ass. It was worth the wait, even if the best visual was a description of G's ass. Sometimes that's the price you pay.

edit: By the time I posted this, however, the best visual included G's 2 inch red rocket, which however was NOT worth the price. We need more talk about Cloud's firm and full bosom to balance this unfortunate turn out.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #100 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:36:30 PM »

I had to zoom to get the picture but i was standing on the scale. Thats my progress over the past 5 months though. Cant move the needle and that would be cheating which isnt good for my self esteem. I'm working hard on this weight loss.

Whiteman i dont have a 2inch cock just your average 5 incher. Hopefully when i loose the rest of my weight i'll have a longer willy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #101 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:39:58 PM »

Dude, I have *seen* your dick. If that's 5 inches, I'm motherfuckin' Wilt the Stilt by your reckoning.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #102 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:55:45 PM »

someone has jungle fever!

TVC15 · « **Reply #103 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:00:40 PM »

Himu's fappin'

Himu · « **Reply #104 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:01:21 PM »

Dumbasses.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #105 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:01:38 PM »

That looks like death

Candyflip · « **Reply #106 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:47:30 PM »

Uhh. 160 lbs is fucking fat. This coming from a white guy who likes girls with some meat. I'm not into the whole skinny bitch thing, but I don't like an ass that sags with fat either.