there's really no political party for gun-toting, death penalty loving, tax-apathetic, isolationist anti-religious progressives. i'd be a libertarian if it wasn't the party of antisocial psychopaths looking for any excuse to blame society for their alienation and thus their lack of participation.
i used to be fairly socialist, but as i've aged, i've discovered it really doesn't matter to me: i'm smart enough to get by in any system, although i'd prefer a fascist state where i am the god-emperor. the patent american brand of crony capitalism irks, though, because it lies to the lower classes. either suck adam smith's dick or get out of the free market restroom altogether, you quasi-oligarchic swishes!
edit: forgot isolationist.