Author Topic: there is nothing -- nothing!! -- less fun in this world than toilet training. (Read 2109 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** April 20, 2007, 03:33:30 PM »

so i took a work-at-home day today to help my wife potty train my 2.75 yr. old daughter. she knows when she hasta pee/poop, and she knows where the toilet is and what it is for, but she cannot seem to draw the practical connection between the two. she says "i need to go potty!"", laughs, and pisses on the rug. it's like having a 1/2000th scale G in my house. any former or current fathers have any advice for this anti-miraculous period in my child's formative years? this sucks!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:34:35 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:35:25 PM »

god i hope she doesn't turn out like you. she's white and inarticulate, which seems to be at least TWO of the major symptoms of PhoenixDark Syndrome. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:41:43 PM »

I never had problems with potty training, at least according to my parents. I'm guessing she'll fall more in line with the Ruzbah type. Quiet, brooding, and austistic $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:44:00 PM »

The only way is to loss hope and in a dark hour of desperation spend thousands on children's bathroom products to try and "make it more fun"; like Kan-doo.

Once you realize the true battle is not you against the natural actions of your daughter, but rather you against marked up consumer goods and mental breakdown, you will bring new resolve to the battle; but its a war you can't win.

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My experience with this is that I was once a kid.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:44:07 PM »

i'd take brooding and autistic over home-schooled!

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:44:51 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 20, 2007, 03:35:25 PM

god i hope she doesn't turn out like you. she's white and inarticulate, which seems to be at least TWO of the major symptoms of PhoenixDark Syndrome. $:-\$

Well, for the record, she's a baby so I'm pretty sure that if you give her a few more years she'll turn out to be pretty drinky-ish.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:47:41 PM »

I can just see her getting sent to the principle's office in a couple years for telling her classmates Santa is a homosexual, Blue Clues eats children, and Nintendo Dogs have AIDS

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:47:52 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2007, 03:44:51 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 20, 2007, 03:35:25 PM
god i hope she doesn't turn out like you. she's white and inarticulate, which seems to be at least TWO of the major symptoms of PhoenixDark Syndrome. $:-\$

Well, for the record, she's a baby so I'm pretty sure that if you give her a few more years she'll turn out to be pretty drinky-ish.

Man if she gains anything like Drinky's way with words the internet is going to be in a lot of pain come her teen years.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:49:50 PM »

More like boys. She'll tear their balls off with her verbal assassin tongue work.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:41:43 PM

I never had problems with potty training, at least according to my parents. I'm guessing she'll fall more in line with the Ruzbah type. Quiet, brooding, and austistic $:-\$

I can confirm she is not like Ruzbeh. She does not have that misshapen head thing that Downs kids usually have.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:52:25 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 20, 2007, 03:51:39 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:41:43 PM
I never had problems with potty training, at least according to my parents. I'm guessing she'll fall more in line with the Ruzbah type. Quiet, brooding, and austistic $:-\$

I can confirm she is not like Ruzbeh. She does not have that misshapen head thing that Downs kids usually have.

Drinky you let TVC meet your daughter? My mom would not be pleased $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:52:25 PM

Drinky you let TVC meet your daughter? My mom would not be pleased $:-\$

Are you serious?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:54:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2007, 03:49:50 PM

More like boys. She'll tear their balls off with her verbal assassin tongue work.

I fear for all boys; it should be law that drinky keep her away from books until at least grade 9 - just to let the rest of her age group catch up.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2007, 03:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:52:25 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 20, 2007, 03:51:39 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:41:43 PM
I never had problems with potty training, at least according to my parents. I'm guessing she'll fall more in line with the Ruzbah type. Quiet, brooding, and austistic $:-\$

I can confirm she is not like Ruzbeh. She does not have that misshapen head thing that Downs kids usually have.

Drinky you let TVC meet your daughter? My mom would not be pleased $:-\$

Cheebs · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:00:29 PM »

My mom said they bribed me with a TMNT turtle van and I learned very quickly out of my desire for the turtle van.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2007, 03:53:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:52:25 PM
Drinky you let TVC meet your daughter? My mom would not be pleased $:-\$

Are you serious?

My mom doesn't believe homosexuals are to be trusted around small children. Which is why she'd make me take my TWELVE year old brother to the bathroom...at church. Why? Because she thought one of the Sunday teachers was gay

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:04:48 PM »

Good luck drinky try the bribe if she wants something bad enough she'll learn. I was bribed at the age of 2 with transformers. And please god teach her front to back not back to front. Girls gotta that hoo hoo hole and when they are that young you gotta becareful especially potty training. Get cottonelle wipes too for fresh clean feeling.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:12:13 PM »

Quote from: G on April 20, 2007, 04:04:48 PM

Good luck drinky try the bribe if she wants something bad enough she'll learn. I was bribed at the age of 2 with transformers. And please god teach her front to back not back to front. Girls gotta that hoo hoo hole and when they are that young you gotta becareful especially potty training. Get cottonelle wipes too for fresh clean feeling.

Well thank god an expert spoke on the subject.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 04:01:07 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2007, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 03:52:25 PM
Drinky you let TVC meet your daughter? My mom would not be pleased $:-\$

Are you serious?

My mom doesn't believe homosexuals are to be trusted around small children. Which is why she'd make me take my TWELVE year old brother to the bathroom...at church. Why? Because she thought one of the Sunday teachers was gay

Did your mom ever find out that she was sending you poor brother to the bathroom with a career homosexual?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:13:53 PM »

my daughter has met tvc and thinks he is very amusing. i would be pleased if my daughter turned out gay because guys are disgusting.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:15:50 PM »

Why does Phoenix Dark's mom confuse homosexuals with pedophiles?

That's home schooled education for y'ah!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 20, 2007, 04:15:50 PM

Why does Phoenix Dark's mom confuse homosexuals with pedophiles?

That's home schooled education for y'ah!

Uh because she thinks many homosexuals are pedophiles

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:17:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 04:16:50 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 20, 2007, 04:15:50 PM
Why does Phoenix Dark's mom confuse homosexuals with pedophiles?

That's home schooled education for y'ah!

Uh because she thinks many homosexuals are pedophiles

Man wait until you bring home cheebs - her mind will be blown.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 04:16:50 PM

Uh because she thinks many homosexuals are pedophiles

But they're not.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:34:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 20, 2007, 04:33:25 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 04:16:50 PM
Uh because she thinks many homosexuals are pedophiles

But they're not.

Do you think I don't know that...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2007, 04:34:52 PM

Do you think I don't know that...

You believe in creationism.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:40:21 PM »

I cant remember how my toilet training went

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:42:11 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 20, 2007, 04:40:21 PM

I cant remember how my toilet training went

Probably like this:

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:48:31 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** April 20, 2007, 04:52:31 PM »

<Steps on his school psychologist soapbox>

Hey Drinky, this is a serious question. Aside from toilet training, do you and your wife have any concerns about her development? Like speech, motor skills, social skills, self-help, etc? If you do, see if your local school district offers Child Find screenings. She may qualify for free preschool. It is a special education service however. Gotta get the word out about Child Find any way I can.

<Steps off his school psychologist soapbox>

I've been doing developmental preschool evaluations all morning...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:30:38 PM »

currently, she seems fine, and she's pretty much normal on everything but potty training. her reasoning and language skills are good, although she seems to repeat things more than her cousin of the same age and enjoys contradicting me and my wife a lot. what goes into a preschool evaluation, and what age is this performed at?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 20, 2007, 05:30:38 PM

currently, she seems fine, and she's pretty much normal on everything but potty training. her reasoning and language skills are good, although she seems to repeat things more than her cousin of the same age and enjoys contradicting me and my wife a lot. what goes into a preschool evaluation, and what age is this performed at?

Students can enter program at three years of age, but she sounds just fine from all your stories about her.

The evaluations are tailored to the individual student, unlike school age evals which are comprised of cognitive, academic, and behavioral testing, along with class observations, health and developmental history, etc. With ECE evals, it can be comprised of speech, OT, PT, cognitive, preacademics, adaptive behavior, etc.

We can serve preschoolers with individually designed goals in speech, fine and/or gross motor, cognitive, social, and self-help. Potty training is about the only thing we don't work on.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:34:37 PM »

Tell distantmantra how she ate your PSP battery!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #33 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:35:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 20, 2007, 05:34:37 PM

Tell distantmantra how she ate your PSP battery!

Do we have a case of Pica on our hands?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:40:58 PM »

i caught her gnawing on a spare PSP battery this morning! "YUCKY COOKIE" she announced and hurled it into the fireplace grate. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:41:53 PM »

What kind of reasonable parent would leave that lying around? Or at least, that's what my law professor would say!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:43:19 PM »

at least i don't beat her ass when she screws up a recitation of psalm 28, like pd's parents did!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** April 20, 2007, 05:45:53 PM »

This is one its way to being a classic thread I think.

Beezy · « **Reply #38 on:** April 20, 2007, 06:35:48 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 20, 2007, 03:35:25 PM

god i hope she doesn't turn out like you. she's white and inarticulate, which seems to be at least TWO of the major symptoms of PhoenixDark Syndrome. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** April 20, 2007, 06:44:56 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 20, 2007, 05:43:19 PM

at least i don't beat her ass when she screws up a recitation of psalm 28, like pd's parents did!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #40 on:** April 20, 2007, 08:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 20, 2007, 05:43:19 PM

at least i don't beat her ass when she screws up a recitation of psalm 28, like pd's parents did!

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Author Topic: there is nothing -- nothing!! -- less fun in this world than toilet training. (Read 2109 times)