Author Topic: Phoenix Dark: The most masterfully created joke character of all time? (Read 4542 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** April 26, 2007, 07:55:27 PM »

I've been thinking about it, and it's the only thing that makes sense. It explains everything: the lack of photo evidence, the horrible taste in movies, the uninformed posts about video games, the personality that changes at the drop of a dime...

Whoever is behind the Phoenix Dark "persona" - kudos, dude. You had me fooled for a long while.

"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaat?"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2007, 07:57:05 PM »

Honestly, I think he and Cheebs are the same person. I have no proof, but I strongly suspect it to be so.

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2007, 07:58:34 PM »

I'm phoenix dark.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:00:09 PM »

The first clue is how the personality has changed so much over time - from a sex-starved teenager to a wannabe political theorist to a creationist-believing nutjob to film "critic." If one looks at his posts over a length of time one can see that it's someone honing the joke character into someone halfway believable. He started out really over-the-top and gradually toned his act down so he wouldn't get permabanned from GAF.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:01:55 PM »

Oh great, another PhoenixDark thread. PhoenixDark is Evilbore's sales thread.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:03:25 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 08:00:09 PM

The first clue is how the personality has changed so much over time - from a sex-starved teenager to a wannabe political theorist to a creationist-believing nutjob to film "critic." If one looks at his posts over a length of time one can see that it's someone honing the joke character into someone halfway believable. He started out really over-the-top and gradually toned his act down so he wouldn't get permabanned from GAF.

Quote from: Viz on April 26, 2007, 07:58:34 PM

I'm phoenix dark.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:10:13 PM »

PD is Makaveli's joke character.

Candyflip · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:12:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 08:10:13 PM

PD is Makaveli's joke character.

I wouldn't be surprised if Makaveli were PD's account. Doesn't Willco know who it is?

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:12:53 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on April 26, 2007, 07:57:05 PM

Honestly, I think he and Cheebs are the same person. I have no proof, but I strongly suspect it to be so.

Word.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:13:02 PM »

Overrated. Not as good as the ones back in the day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:19:21 PM »

He's futami.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:20:25 PM »

Come on now. You can see a Futami post from a mile away.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:40:15 PM »

he started out at as a clueless idiot and remains a clueless idiot, but ever since we started calling him a "joke character" he's chosen to work that angle instead. hey, whatever fits!

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 26, 2007, 08:40:15 PM

he started out at as a clueless idiot and remains a clueless idiot, but ever since we started calling him a "joke character" he's chosen to work that angle instead. hey, whatever fits!

You don't think he started out as a joke character? Do you remember all those "desperate virgin" posts on GAF? They were bizarre, but he's since abandoned that angle. His post history reads like a joke character to me. I don't think it's Cheebs, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:54:43 PM »

I haven't abandoned them. I just realize that it's not tolerated on GAF. Therefore I'm not trying another "virgin" thread until I have an amazing (true) story to tell

Candyflip · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:55:29 PM »

I think he just got sick of the hopeless social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow schtick and started posting more normally.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:57:00 PM »

I wish I could say I was PD, but sorry kids. Unless somehow I had joke characters of me and PD going back before gaf at separate places on the internet at the same time.

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:57:14 PM »

Quote from: Mute on April 26, 2007, 08:55:29 PM

I think he just got sick of the hopeless social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow schtick and started posting more normally.

That's debatable...

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 08:54:43 PM

I haven't abandoned them. I just realize that it's not tolerated on GAF. Therefore I'm not trying another "virgin" thread until I have an amazing (true) story to tell

How do you explain all the other bizarre aspects of your backstory? The creationist stuff, being home-schooled, having your dad be a dentist (a DENTIST!!!), regurgitating half-remembered talking points from CNN Crossfire during political debates, having awful awful taste in movies befitting a 12 year old boy (or Dark Shake)...it's all too much. The evidence overwhelmingly points towards you being a joke character, albeit a very well-crafted one.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:03:51 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 08:58:55 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 08:54:43 PM
I haven't abandoned them. I just realize that it's not tolerated on GAF. Therefore I'm not trying another "virgin" thread until I have an amazing (true) story to tell

How do you explain all the other bizarre aspects of your backstory? The creationist stuff, being home-schooled, having your dad be a dentist (a DENTIST!!!), regurgitating half-remembered talking points from CNN Crossfire during political debates, having awful awful taste in movies befitting a 12 year old boy (or Dark Shake)...it's all too much. The evidence overwhelmingly points towards you being a joke character, albeit a very well-crafted one.

The thing is that none of that stuff contradicts anything I've said. Most joke characters wind up messing up, or being caught in a lie; see G. To date I haven't been caught. Now, when I was Aries I made a couple clear mistakes (calling Square Enix "Square Soft" for instance) but very few called them out.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:05:07 PM »

hey, i'm fine with him being a joke character. currently, i don't see the point in making a distinction either way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:10:03 PM »

"Joke characters" grow up. This is something most of the little clones on GAF don't understand. If you continue making joke posts which don't offer anything to the discussion, pretty soon the mods will catch on and ban your ass. Therefore you have to have depth. If you're into politics, start talking about it. The main reason I didn't talk much politics on GAF was because I was already posting on political forum. Well I exiled myself from that cyst hole.

If you're into sports, talk about that. Basically make it obvious you're into more than just videogames and joke posts. I can honestly say people like TVC/Wellington/etc know that I'm not just a videogame troll. That's important because it gives you the benefit of the doubt.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:10:03 PM

"Joke characters" grow up. This is something most of the little clones on GAF don't understand. If you continue making joke posts which don't offer anything to the discussion, pretty soon the mods will catch on and ban your ass. Therefore you have to have depth. If you're into politics, start talking about it. The main reason I didn't talk much politics on GAF was because I was already posting on political forum. Well I exiled myself from that cyst hole.

If you're into sports, talk about that. Basically make it obvious you're into more than just videogames and joke posts. I can honestly say people like TVC/Wellington/etc know that I'm not just a videogame troll. That's important because it gives you the benefit of the doubt.

"How to craft realistic joke characters" by Maurice P. Dark.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:13:17 PM »

Half of Americans are creationists, most Americans have crappy tastes, and most Americans don't know anything about politics. Is PD a joke character or is he an American?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:16:32 PM »

All of us are joke characters in some form or another. The reason you post is for a reaction, so everyone will massage their words to elicit greater reactions.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:17:43 PM »

MAF is the REAL DEAL

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:19:30 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 26, 2007, 10:16:32 PM

All of us are joke characters in some form or another. The reason you post is for a reaction, so everyone will massage their words to elicit greater reactions.

Jotarto? Is that you?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:26:36 AM »

I'm pretty much the same person on here as I am with friends in real life. It's too hard to have a different persona online. I would say I applaud people who can keep joke characters going for a while, but...G.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:43:13 AM »

Pfft call me and I'll prove I'm the raw deal

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:44:36 AM »

I also hear you're boring as fuck.

Vizzys · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:44:36 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:43:13 AM

Pfft call me and I'll prove I'm the raw deal

Do you act "hard" on the phone?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:45:15 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 27, 2007, 12:44:36 AM

I also hear you're boring as fuck.

Cloud

Well she asked stupid questions to begin with

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:23:39 AM »

Greek Boy and his many facades beat PD anyday.

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:26:21 AM »

Quote from: Viz on April 27, 2007, 12:44:36 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:43:13 AM
Pfft call me and I'll prove I'm the raw deal

Do you act "hard" on the phone?

No, everyone says he talks like a white boy. *more evidence*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:29:47 AM »

nicca does this sound like a white boy to you?
http://media.putfile.com/GAFRAP

Beezy · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:32:07 AM »

I hope that was a rhetorical question.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:34:28 AM »

I'd like to see you do better. Those weren't my lyrics btw

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:36:14 AM »

Well in his favour TBS does sound whiter than PD.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:36:20 AM »

PD, I've talked to you on Teamspeak or something before, remember?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:37:56 AM »

Yeah. And?

Cheebs will confirm me in a few days. But if he doesn't offer good pics I might have to post the pics I already have

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:20:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 01:37:56 AM

Yeah. And?

Cheebs will confirm me in a few days. But if he doesn't offer good pics I might have to post the pics I already have

I've heard that story before.

Beezy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:26:34 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 03:20:26 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 01:37:56 AM
Yeah. And?

Cheebs will confirm me in a few days. But if he doesn't offer good pics I might have to post the pics I already have

I've heard that story before.

Many times before.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #42 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:52:00 AM »

I'm guessing one of them got pregnant and they're too embarassed to admit they met each other.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #43 on:** April 27, 2007, 04:59:30 AM »

Am I the only person who does not have a joke character? Seriously.

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:00:47 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 04:59:30 AM

Am I the only person who does not have a joke character? Seriously.

...maybe you're actually ecrofirt's joke character?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #45 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:16:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 05:00:47 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 04:59:30 AM
Am I the only person who does not have a joke character? Seriously.

...maybe you're actually ecrofirt's joke character?

Maybe I am.

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:23:30 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 05:16:33 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 05:00:47 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 04:59:30 AM
Am I the only person who does not have a joke character? Seriously.

...maybe you're actually ecrofirt's joke character?

Maybe I am.

Is there no one I can trust? :'(

Only Mupepe, it seems...

xnikki118x · « **Reply #47 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:41:06 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 05:23:30 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 05:16:33 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 05:00:47 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 04:59:30 AM
Am I the only person who does not have a joke character? Seriously.

...maybe you're actually ecrofirt's joke character?

Maybe I am.

Is there no one I can trust? :'(

Only Mupepe, it seems...

I promise I am not Ecro's joke character.

I'd have to be one hell of a joke character, as I use the handle xnikki118x for this place, a bunch of other messageboards, LiveJournal, AIM, Yahoo, Photobucket, Myspace...

I truly do not understand the point of creating joke characters, though. Maybe I missed something.

Cheebs · « **Reply #48 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:07:13 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 01:37:56 AM

Yeah. And?

Cheebs will confirm me in a few days. But if he doesn't offer good pics I might have to post the pics I already have

you already have pics? Post them

lordmaji · « **Reply #49 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:14:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:03:51 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 08:54:43 PM
I haven't abandoned them. I just realize that it's not tolerated on GAF. Therefore I'm not trying another "virgin" thread until I have an amazing (true) story to tell

How do you explain all the other bizarre aspects of your backstory? The creationist stuff, being home-schooled, having your dad be a dentist (a DENTIST!!!), regurgitating half-remembered talking points from CNN Crossfire during political debates, having awful awful taste in movies befitting a 12 year old boy (or Dark Shake)...it's all too much. The evidence overwhelmingly points towards you being a joke character, albeit a very well-crafted one.

The thing is that none of that stuff contradicts anything I've said. Most joke characters wind up messing up, or being caught in a lie; see G. To date I haven't been caught. Now, when I was Aries I made a couple clear mistakes (calling Square Enix "Square Soft" for instance) but very few called them out.

I love you no matter who you are PD.

:spiderman

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #50 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:27:37 AM »

I guess this has been going on for too long. I admit it, I am Phoenix Dark, You can check the IP. We both started on GAF as similar characters but after FoC got banned I kind of took my PD character in a different direction.

Cheebs · « **Reply #51 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:30:02 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 27, 2007, 09:27:37 AM

I guess this has been going on for too long. I admit it, I am Phoenix Dark, You can check the IP. We both started on GAF as similar characters but after FoC got banned I kind of took my PD character in a different direction.

your ips don't match

Tauntaun · « **Reply #52 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:34:10 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 09:30:02 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 27, 2007, 09:27:37 AM
I guess this has been going on for too long. I admit it, I am Phoenix Dark, You can check the IP. We both started on GAF as similar characters but after FoC got banned I kind of took my PD character in a different direction.
your ips don't match

yeah, so show us the movie boy wonder

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:57:16 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 27, 2007, 09:27:37 AM

I guess this has been going on for too long. I admit it, I am Phoenix Dark, You can check the IP. We both started on GAF as similar characters but after FoC got banned I kind of took my PD character in a different direction.

To be honest, I used to think FoC and PD were the same guy.

Beezy · « **Reply #54 on:** April 27, 2007, 10:18:08 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 09:57:16 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 27, 2007, 09:27:37 AM
I guess this has been going on for too long. I admit it, I am Phoenix Dark, You can check the IP. We both started on GAF as similar characters but after FoC got banned I kind of took my PD character in a different direction.

To be honest, I used to think FoC and PD were the same guy.

Same here, especially because of their virgin posts.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:17:26 PM »

FoC came after me and wasn't nearly as good. Aw, those were the days...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91588
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119358

And of course the one that started it all
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75733

Cheebs · « **Reply #56 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:17:26 PM

FoC came after me and wasn't nearly as good. Aw, those were the days...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91588
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119358

And of course the one that started it all
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75733

PD seriously which verision(or combination of) is more similar to you in real life, in all honesty?
moderate-liberal political junkie
right-wing social conservative political fire brand
mock-film critic
nintendo fanboy
anti-nintendo crusader
lonely virign with no social skills
the sarcastic and somewhat egotistical pd who hangs with vamprie girl

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:28:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 12:22:21 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:17:26 PM
FoC came after me and wasn't nearly as good. Aw, those were the days...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91588
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119358

And of course the one that started it all
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75733

PD seriously which verision(or combination of) is more similar to you in real life, in all honesty?
moderate-liberal political junkie
right-wing social conservative political fire brand
mock-film critic
nintendo fanboy
anti-nintendo crusader
lonely virign with no social skills
the sarcastic and somewhat egotistical pd who hangs with vamprie girl

I am indeed a political junkie. I really gave up politics awhile ago due to the partisan bullshit, but I'm becomming hooked again. These primaries are going to be very fun. I can't wait to see who seperates himself from the pack in the Republican primary.

I'm not really a fan critic in real life. It's something I do to make people upset here. Overall my taste is quite good, and I've over exaggerated my "hatred" of stuff like 2001 and Blade Runner. I'm not stupid.

I turned in my Nintendo coat when the it became clear what the Wii was. I think it was shortly after the name was announced - at that point I was like meh, I'm done. Now I don't check Matt's IGN stuff hourly. I 'm not even excited about stuff like SSBB, and I still haven't played Zelda.

I have social skills, but I'm shy. So yeah that's me. When we meet I doubt you'll say "damn Phoenix doesn't know how to converse with people"

I'm indeed sarcastic, and I have a very dark humor. And yea I hang with vampire girl meh

Overall I'm a shy, quiet guy. When I get into discussions I show various sides of these things

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Author Topic: Phoenix Dark: The most masterfully created joke character of all time? (Read 4542 times)