Author Topic: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid (Read 9781 times)

Diablos · « **on:** September 02, 2006, 08:26:47 PM »

[18:52] <Zombz> hehe
[18:52] <Zombz> i drank way more than i should have last night
[18:53] <Zombz> i had to resist so much pussy last night i think i drank more just cause. Mom got action but me i cant do nothing cause im gonna get married
[18:55] <Diablos> ...
[18:56] <Diablos> How do you know your mom got action?
[18:56] <Diablos> And why do you even care?
[18:57] <TheOMan> lol
[19:01] <Zombz> Well it was part of tonights operation
[19:01] <Zombz> It was get mom laid night
[19:01] <Viz> ...
[19:01] <Zombz> She cant really get out since she
[19:01] <malekangryface> The creepiest night of the year
[19:01] <Zombz> s in a wheel chair
[19:02] <Zombz> but she went home with the guy, made sure to give her money for a taxi and she went off
[19:04] <Zombz> diablos: the only reason i cared is my mom is a lonely person who always complains about not going out and shit so i thought to change it up
[19:04] <Viz> thumbs up!
[19:04] <malekangryface> I'd sign my mom up for a knitting class
[19:05] <Zombz> well i had to make sure the right guys were coming over though
[19:05] <Zombz> i was at one end of the bar watching out for her
[19:05] <Diablos> 19:04] <Zombz> diablos: the only reason i cared is my mom is a lonely person who always complains about not going out and shit so i thought to change it up
[19:05] <Diablos> ...
[19:05] <Diablos> No comment.
[19:05] <Zombz> any older guys that looked nasty try to hit on her i would go over and start shit
[19:07] <Diablos> k.
[19:12] <Zombz> i had a few drinks bought for me thank god so the night wasnt a total wash i just wish i could have taken one girl home with me
[19:12] <Zombz> she was hot and wet

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:27:29 PM »

It's rather admirable me thinks, albeit slightly disturbing.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:29:07 PM »

Yeah, I keep telling you guys he's gonna flip one day, find out all of our addresses and rape us in our sleep.

Guy's a creep! :'( :'( :'(

Diablos · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:29:33 PM »

Bz means well, he's just a funny guy!

...right?

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:31:19 PM »

You forgot the best part of the convo:

[15:37] <Diablos> [19:24] <Viz> <Zombz> and no i dont like sluts i just like attention
[15:37] <Diablos> [19:24] <Viz> :hippolol
[15:37] <Diablos> auahahaha
[15:37] <TheOMan> laffo
[15:37] <Viz> yes
[15:37] <Diablos> And who loves giving attention to people they don't care about better than a slut?!
[15:38] <Diablos> NO ONE!
[15:38] <Diablos> :lmao
[15:39] <Zombz> haha
[15:39] <Zombz> So are you saying i'm a slut Diablos?
[15:40] <Diablos>

[15:40] <Diablos> I don't know are you?
[15:49] <Viz> he is

Diablos · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:31:34 PM »

huahahaha

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:31:40 PM »

old news, seems admirable.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:32:20 PM »

"Hello, Diablos..."

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:33:03 PM »

Edited my previous post for added hilarity.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:34:57 PM »

Was the Israel thing there on dorksnet before?

Vizzys · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:35:43 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 02, 2006, 08:34:57 PM

Was the Israel thing there on dorksnet before?

I think it was hacked or its a joke.

Diablos · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:37:05 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 08:32:20 PM

"Hello, Diablos..."

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:46:59 PM »

Quote from: Viz on September 02, 2006, 08:35:43 PM

I think it was hacked or its a joke.
[/quote]Obviously it was hacked and it's a type of joke but can't they take the wesite down?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:48:25 PM »

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't download whatever that Israeli shit leads to, but its so tempting... :'(

Diablos · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:49:38 PM »

What are you talking about

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:51:37 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:49:38 PM

What are you talking about

rather then download Mirc, I use dorksnet. It's been hacked.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:52:12 PM »

"It puts the lotion on the skin..."

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:56:40 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 02, 2006, 08:51:37 PM

rather then download Mirc, I use dorksnet. It's been hacked.

www.opa-ages.com/oachat

Diablos · « **Reply #18 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:09:43 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 02, 2006, 08:51:37 PM

Quote from: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:49:38 PM
What are you talking about
rather then download Mirc, I use dorksnet. It's been hacked.

mIRC is a standalone app, how the hell could it be hacked?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:03:37 PM »

SKIN IS CRAWLING

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2006, 12:37:19 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 08:56:40 PM

www.opa-ages.com/oachat

thank you!

Quote from: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 10:09:43 PM

mIRC is a standalone app, how the hell could it be hacked?

rather then download and get confused when it asks me if to use the trial version I just use dorksnet and change the anonymous name to amnintenho.

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 02, 2006, 11:03:37 PM

SKIN IS CRAWLING

you have no heart.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2006, 02:45:14 AM »

I'm just a fun guy in reality you all gotta get to know me and my style how i am. I'm pretty kick ass if you get to know who i really am. And yes my mom had to call me this afternoon to thank me. I'll put up the picture that started our night in a few minutes.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2006, 02:56:49 AM »

Me and mama and my favorite beer in the kitchen thats in a state of disrepair due to remodeling. That was one hard picture to take cause she cant stand so i had to hold her and my beer it was fucking hard. But we got a good picture together for your pleasure.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:18:55 AM »

God, I can't believe you exist. At first I thought it was some INCREDIBLE ploy, but here you are.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:21:22 AM »

Quote from: ZomBz on September 03, 2006, 02:45:14 AM

I'm just a fun guy in reality you all gotta get to know me and my style how i am. I'm pretty kick ass if you get to know who i really am. And yes my mom had to call me this afternoon to thank me. I'll put up the picture that started our night in a few minutes.

He's ugly and humble, ladies and gents!

P.S. -- She doesn't look half bad. I might hit it, if I were a more desperate man (calling PD in 3, 2, 1...)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:26:07 AM »

* BlueTsunami Waits for Phoenix

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:26:42 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 03, 2006, 03:18:55 AM

God, I can't believe you exist. At first I thought it was some INCREDIBLE ploy, but here you are.

Wait you didnt think i was real? haha

No all i've said has not been a ploy or anything i exist pinch me.

Christopher · « **Reply #27 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:41:47 AM »

FortizaItalia would hit your mom.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:50:52 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on September 03, 2006, 03:41:47 AM

FortizaItalia would hit your mom.

"I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOOOOVES!!!!"

morphix · « **Reply #29 on:** September 03, 2006, 07:58:17 AM »

ZomBz I still can't believe you are really getting married.

What about our mini bike gang :'(

Diablos · « **Reply #30 on:** September 03, 2006, 10:40:45 AM »

Oh my god bz

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** September 03, 2006, 11:06:25 AM »

Quote from: morphix on September 03, 2006, 07:58:17 AM

ZomBz I still can't believe you are really getting married.

What about our mini bike gang :'(

We can still have one, i say we terrorize Wayway's little town. That way we get noticed quick. I've got a nice life policy so we can do just about anything. Just cant go to a few dozen countries but i'm deffinatly in the minibike gang. Though i'm now faster on my bike than my mini bike. Just beat 23 miles continously for 4 miles which is damn fast.

Diablos did you doubt this thread would deliver? Well ask and ye shall receive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 03, 2006, 02:55:50 PM »

Bring her to my house. You want a brother or a sister?

morphix · « **Reply #33 on:** September 03, 2006, 06:35:39 PM »

I don't know if I could be in a fat man mini bike gang with someone who has the old ball and chain waiting for him at home, if you know what I mean

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** September 03, 2006, 07:26:37 PM »

Quote from: morphix on September 03, 2006, 06:35:39 PM

I don't know if I could be in a fat man mini bike gang with someone who has the old ball and chain waiting for him at home, if you know what I mean

Hey Hey i've dealt with that ball in chain for years and i'm still pretty kick ass arent i? So when we gonna our first meeting? And is your bro in on it too?

PD: your not allowed in this freaking city ever if i find out your in my town thats it. Your as good as dead, cause i'll be sending hookers with all kinds of disease over to ya.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** September 03, 2006, 08:53:03 PM »

this thread is possibly the most pathetic thing ever, and i once saw a puppy die of exposure

Diablos · « **Reply #36 on:** September 04, 2006, 06:54:55 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 03, 2006, 08:53:03 PM

this thread is possibly the most pathetic thing ever, and i once saw a puppy die of exposure

Don't shoot the messenger, asshat.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** September 04, 2006, 12:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 03, 2006, 08:53:03 PM

this thread is possibly the most pathetic thing ever, and i once saw a puppy die of exposure

This is worse than anything I've done

Diablos · « **Reply #38 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:07:54 PM »

Bz suuurrrrre loves his moms. I'll leave it there without insults.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #39 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:14:41 PM »

I owe my mom for a lot of shit cause i was a pain in the ass and i was only one kid. But she was a single parent so that didnt help things. And the fact that she is now medically fragile makes it even worse. So fuck off haters you'd do it for your mom's too if she wasnt happy with life.

Diablos · « **Reply #40 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:22:40 PM »

There are other ways to show your appreication. Buy her some gifts, take her out if you can, throw a party that doesn't involve sex, SOMETHING.

But, it's your lives!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:26:44 PM »

Dude you dont understand MISSION was ACCOMPLISHED someone else has to deal with her now

And no not in that way but when your mom be calling you up 3 times a day its annoying. Get to literally do something else and she no longer calls me. YAY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:34:53 PM »

You could have at least tried to get her a good guy, not some dude at a bar...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #43 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:40:36 PM »

She's not dating material she's been burned by guys so she's pretty sheltered so the only way to get her to meet guys is while under the influence. She's not looking for anything serious at her age. So i'm just trying to get her to see that she is still viable as an option to most guys. And it gets her out of my hair.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** September 04, 2006, 01:47:24 PM »

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #45 on:** September 04, 2006, 03:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 12:31:50 PM

This is worse than anything I've done

Quit possibly. $:-\$

Cheebs · « **Reply #46 on:** September 04, 2006, 04:43:26 PM »

ZomBz is a fattie. lol

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #47 on:** September 04, 2006, 04:57:43 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 04:43:26 PM

ZomBz is a fattie. lol

Fuck off bitch i'll kill you with my bare hands. Or i'll just sit on you till you stop breathing.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #48 on:** September 04, 2006, 04:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 04:43:26 PM

ZomBz is a fattie. lol

He must get chicks with his dazzling personality.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #49 on:** September 04, 2006, 05:08:39 PM »

Yes yes i do shake why thank you. I also use terrorist tactics to pick up on girls.

Cheebs · « **Reply #50 on:** September 04, 2006, 07:00:52 PM »

He's also dorky lookin'

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #51 on:** September 04, 2006, 07:05:08 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 07:00:52 PM

He's also dorky lookin'

WHY I OUGHTA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE BALLS

Cheebs · « **Reply #52 on:** September 04, 2006, 08:04:18 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on September 04, 2006, 07:05:08 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 07:00:52 PM
He's also dorky lookin'

WHY I OUGHTA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE BALLS

Your avatar is a fattie too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:45:41 PM »

Fatties give good head lol amirite

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** September 04, 2006, 10:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 08:04:18 PM

Your avatar is a fattie too.

I think you're a fattie.

Diablos · « **Reply #55 on:** September 04, 2006, 10:44:28 PM »

YOU'RE ALL FATTIES

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** September 04, 2006, 10:55:34 PM »

I officially pronounce this thread

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #57 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:34:42 PM »

FATTY FAT FAT FAT FATTIES YEAH :'(

morphix · « **Reply #58 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:48:06 PM »

ZomBz seriously how do you do it?

When I was larger it took money and booze.

Now that I slimmed down a bit the money and booze are entirely optional (the girl I met this weekend is actually too young to drink so I got to go all personality this time).

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #59 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:00:12 AM »

How do i do what? Kick it like a major villain. Its all about personality, knowing people and how they think. Thats all it is at least i think it is.

I'm trying to loose the weight damnit. I'm trying to get up to 60 miles a day on the bike.

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Author Topic: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid (Read 9781 times)

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