Author Topic: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off? (Read 1297 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** May 02, 2007, 02:56:53 AM »

I got this from a pet forum, ive used it, it works.

Take your vacuum cleaner and set it outside your door. Flip it to ON and run the power cord into your room. Now plug the cord into a power-strip set to OFF but plugged into the wall. Whenever the cat starts yowling at the door or scratching on it flip the switch on the power supply. One dose usually keeps my cat away till morning.

The key is that they dont see YOU turn on the vacuum cleaner, which means they will always be afraid of it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:02:00 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:04:54 AM »

That's great.

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:05:02 AM »

Do you not want your cat to see you jerking off or something?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:06:38 AM »

I want more than 4 hours sleep goddamnit you fucking troll! BURN!

Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:07:14 AM »

So why don't you just let your cat in the room?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:07:23 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 03:05:02 AM

Do you not want your cat to see you jerking off or something?

But ya MAF why don't you just let the poor cat in?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:08:06 AM »

Anyone who owns a cat knows why. Cats dont sleep at NIGHT, they sleep during the DAY when youre toiling at your JOB.

When you get home they wake up and spend the rest of the night just trying to get in your face.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:06:57 AM »

MAF is running a domestic Guantanamo Bay

water boarding isn't for pussys!

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:13:29 AM »

My cat is cool with me at night, 90% of the time. She sleeps right next to me. Sometimes she tries to sleep right next to my face, which is a problem.

Catz · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:13:55 AM »

What's with cats always trying to sleep on top of you? I slept over at a friend's house (she has 4 or 5 cats) and I woke up the first morning with one of their cats on top of my chest staring me in the eyes and another on my arm. WORST WAKE UP EVER. The next night one tried to sleep on my face $:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:34:52 AM »

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 07:13:55 AM

What's with cats always trying to sleep on top of you? I slept over at a friend's house (she has 4 or 5 cats) and I woke up the first morning with one of their cats on top of my chest staring me in the eyes and another on my arm. WORST WAKE UP EVER. The next night one tried to sleep on my face $:-\$

so true, we have two cats, one stays upstairs when we sleep and the other one stays downstairs because he's very hyper. The girl will sleep upstairs with us cause she's fat and lazy and aside from trying to get in my face when I get into bed she will usually spend the night sleeping at my feet ~~like a woman should~~.

This vacuum thing sounds like a good idea though, gonna try it, TY MAF baby.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:36:46 AM »

You guys are mean. These kitties sound cute!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:42:02 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 02, 2007, 11:36:46 AM

You guys are mean. These kitties sound cute!

they are cute, but when they're knocking on your door and meowing, it's not very cute.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:43:45 AM »

GIVE THEM TOYS TO PLAY WITH

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:51:41 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 02, 2007, 11:43:45 AM

GIVE THEM TOYS TO PLAY WITH

That's a good idea, so they can run around the bed all night? The point is that we need them downstairs or away from us so we can sleep. Once he gets older we'll be able to let him up.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:54:43 AM »

Naw man. I mean give them toys and shut the door.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:55:49 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 02, 2007, 11:54:43 AM

Naw man. I mean give them toys and shut the door.

won't matter, he wants to be upstairs with us, we might try locking our other kitty downstairs with him, although this might result in two cats meowing at us.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:04:33 PM »

i never let cats in the bedroom. i find the random distraction aggravates my already aggravating insomniac inclinations.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:48:16 PM »

Sure I scare my cat, but the cats spoiled. It has a huge cat tower and a freakin huge box full of toys it can mess with any time of day. CATS GOTTA GIMME SPACE!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:51:38 PM »

Whats with all you men having cats? Real mean own dogs!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:54:17 PM »

Dogs are not apartment friendly. There are exceptions to the rule but in general its a bad idea.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:03:42 PM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 01:54:17 PM

Dogs are not apartment friendly. There are exceptions to the rule but in general its a bad idea.

Real men are rocks, and should own a house!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:10:00 PM »

I'll probably live in an apartment as long as I can, houses cost too much for so little return. Unless you plan on having a family I dont see the point.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:10:32 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 02, 2007, 01:55:53 PM

I have a lovable long hair dachshund in this apartment, you are wrong. We oft take walks in the nearby park.

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda

There are exceptions to the rule

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:04:37 PM »

I dont think you quite grasp the accumlative cost of a house in western washington.

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Author Topic: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off? (Read 1297 times)