The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Bebpo]

For the okc guys, here's my rewritten profile.  I like it  and think it has a good balance of real & silly without sounding boring or too stupid.  Lemme know what you think.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DAV_in_reality

I like it! However, I think you should remove the robots and dinosaurs bit. It's a guaranteed turn off, in my limited experience at least.

Thanks, you're always really helpful 

I removed the dino/robot line.  Should I remove the line about feeding my accomplishment eating robot (which I actually have!)?

[CurseoftheGods]

I thought that was a joke.

Sure. Other than that, it's a really cool profile.

[WrikaWrek]

It's an easy fix. Work out, dress better, shave, and stop being so serious about yourself, have a little fun and for christ sakes just drop your whole shit thing, insecure/weird shit you have going that i can't quite describe but jarosh had the words for it.

And look, you're not "pretty" or anything, and you look short as fuck, but you're not bad looking by any stretch and the reason why "relationships" have been such a fuck up situation with you, it's because of your attitude.

Make moves, stop complaining, next topic.

[Cyanista]

I thought this was a picture thread, not a "let's try and queer eye up a hopeless boy"  thread. SMH

[Reb]

I thought this was a picture thread, not a "let's try and queer eye up a hopeless boy"  thread. SMH

pics plz

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought this was a picture thread, not a "let's try and queer eye up a hopeless boy"  thread. SMH

You obviously haven't been reading this thread long. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I thought this was a picture thread, not a "let's try and queer eye up a hopeless boy"  thread. SMH

[lennedsay]

Jarosh told some harsh things that sound true.

From now on I think relationship advice should only be given by people in actual long lasting relationships (Jarosh, Chronovore etc.)

Agreed, Jarosh made a lot of really good points. Yea, it was harsh, but someone looking to actually better themselves (not just the situation) would listen and be able to admit, "Yea, you're totally right." I think Bebpo isn't looking at the situation as deep as it probably is (I want to meet a girl. Do I wear a long sleeved shirt or v-neck?). Bebpo, don't be offended by it. Think of it as, "Wow, this guy went through the whole dating thing and made it out alive and with a great girl. Maybe he knows what he's talking about."

From what I've seen so far, I don't know if it's the way you word things or what, but sometimes I get this vibe like, "I'm really artistic and funny and great, and it's hard for me to talk to the majority of people because they're just not nearly as great as me." For instance, on your OKCupid site:

Who believes:  1. That everyone is flawed in some way and learning to accept the flaws of others is how we grow.

I know what you're saying, and I agree, but the way it's worded could put people off, like it implies that you're only flaw is having to learn to accept others' flaws. When I meet someone, I go in with the understanding that they have flaws. There are some people that I click with and others I don't, and for the people that I do, I don't "learn to accept the flaws", I learn to love the flaws as I learn to love the person. If I put myself in the shoes of a woman browsing OkCupid, I'd be put off. I don't want a man that learns to accept my flaws, but absolutely adores me and my flaws. (For the record, I have that now and we're married.)

I'm not trying to put you down or insult you or anything, but seriously trying to help. You're attractive, and you seem fun-loving, someone it be fun to go to an art museum with or a park and would point out the gorgeous things in life & nature that, as adults, we kinda forget about. My advice is to convey that without flat out saying it. I'm not saying to change yourself at all, but to be more comfortable in your own skin.

And don't get so down on yourself after rejection! Especially on these sites! That girl may have saved you a lot of time, money and energy! If she's not interested in you, chances are that once you really got to know her and looked at the situation realistically, you wouldn't be interested in her either. When you meet "The One" or "One of the Ones," there is no question and turmoil. My husband & I both knew that we were in love and could easily get married and be happy forever, before our first date. We never even discussed it until after we were together. There was no game, there was no lop-sided feelings. Have fun, meet girls, but don't take anything too seriously until you meet someone that you don't even have to ask if they love you back.

Edit: My biggest flaw: being EXCEPTIONALLY long-winded. WTF?! 

[Reb]

You should post a picture to compensate for that post.

[Boogie]

Screw all the advice we've given you.

No, he's gotta shave that fucking face off his chest.

Serious.

[demi]

Ok so be just like Jarosh, Bebpo and get a sweet young girl to fly across the world to you. Do you guys read what you type? Roll my fucking eyes

[Phoenix Dark]

Too bad Michael Jackson is dead. Bebpo would have been right up his anus alley

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd ditch the manchild/GAF-esque behavior.  Doing that alone may refocus a lot of his priorities.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I do just as much whining as Bebpo yet nobody ever writes me long-winding posts giving me advice/telling me what I'm doing wrong.  What does he have that I don't?  Am I not pretty enough?

[Madrun Badrun]

I do just as much whining as Bebpo yet nobody ever writes me long-winding posts giving me advice/telling me what I'm doing wrong.  What does he have that I don't?  Am I not pretty enough?

You're taller.  We just felt bad for him because he's like three eight or what ever it was. 

[Reb]

Recursive, try deluding yourself to get attention.

[Barry Egan]

I do just as much whining as Bebpo yet nobody ever writes me long-winding posts giving me advice/telling me what I'm doing wrong.  What does he have that I don't?  Am I not pretty enough?

He lacks the ironic self-awareness.

[recursivelyenumerable]

My ironic self-awareness is a very thin facade, though.

[Barry Egan]

well, you've somehow managed to be self-aware of your own lack of self-awareness. 

[Fresh Prince]

Like I feel if there's one thing I learned here it's that me avoiding serious talk is selfish because it makes other people feel like they can't talk about certain things with me.  Also I think I was kinda dick with this last situation because I was the one mainly starting the conversations early on and then I developed a crush and it was one-sided and put her in an awkward situation.  I actually didn't like her in an attraction way at first (she's sorta asian and I just don't find myself attracted to asian girls) but she was awesome and her art was inspiring and made me work to be a better artist and better person.  Even if things went awkward I'm still soooooo glad I met her because my life is much better now and has more direction.  

Fresh Prince validated

recursive gets laid and is an attention whore hence all his whining is fake anyway.

[Powerslave]

Too bad Michael Jackson is dead. Bebpo would have been right up his anus alley

Are you really convinced that this was a funny joke?

[Phoenix Dark]

Too bad Michael Jackson is dead. Bebpo would have been right up his anus alley

Are you really convinced that this was a funny joke?

No, I just figured it would piss you off

pussy

[Powerslave]

No this isn't about me, I'm not pissed. It's about you and your conviction that it's a good "hard" joke. It's pathetic actually, things some people do to get cheap laughs on the internet.

[CurseoftheGods]

Ok so be just like Jarosh, Bebpo and get a sweet young girl to fly across the world to you. Do you guys read what you type? Roll my fucking eyes

So true.

[BlueTsunami]

It's pathetic actually, things some people do to get cheap laughs on the internet.

[OptimoPeach]

No this isn't about me, I'm not pissed. It's about you and your conviction that it's a good "hard" joke. It's pathetic actually, things some people do to get cheap laughs on the internet.

I don't like this new faux-righteous Powerslave

[recursivelyenumerable]

I kinda felt like wearing a goatee, which I've never done before, but when I tried shaving one up today I couldn't get it symmetrical so I ended up giving up and just shaving everything off.  charter another annex to my failidential library

[Cyanista]

omg it's facial scruff you'll grow it back without trying

CRY MORE

[recursivelyenumerable]

CRY MORE

thanks, don't mind if I do!

[BlueTsunami]

Grow a chin strap and soul patch. Time to get all ghetto with it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dude is attractive, acne can be dealt with if focused on. I don't see the problem here.

[recursivelyenumerable]

tell me again how attractive i am

[Reb]

I liked you until I saw your pictures.

[T-Short]

 

[CurseoftheGods]

^

[BlueTsunami]

New shot with new glasses



My eyebrow (left one in the image) is slowly going blonde. I also need a new hat (that hat wasn't originally frayed).

[Reb]

That's called grey.

[demi]

if it wasnt creepy i would take a photo of the guy at subway near here... dead lookalike, same scrubby fake beard. makes a good sandwich. would let him violate me.

[BlueTsunami]

That's called grey.

the weird thing is its not white or grey its blonde (the lighting makes it look white). There's also a patch of blonde on the side of my head.

if it wasnt creepy i would take a photo of the guy at subway near here... dead lookalike, same scrubby fake beard. makes a good sandwich. would let him violate me.

 

[ch1nchilla]

Winning.

[lennedsay]

New shot with new glasses

(Image removed from quote.)

My eyebrow (left one in the image) is slowly going blonde. I also need a new hat (that hat wasn't originally frayed).

I love the new glasses! Actually I love the old frayed hat too.   

[Propagandhim]

lennedsay, I read in some credible scientific journals that you were going to post your pics in this thread.   

[lennedsay]

lennedsay, I read in some credible scientific journals that you were going to post your pics in this thread.   

I thought I had?

I can't even tell you the last time I even took a picture, much less of myself... Let me see if I can find something recent.

[Propagandhim]

Rockin

[Bebpo]

What I read from Jarosh's post was 2 things:

1.  I'm in denial
-> Denial of what?
-Denial of self-flaws (personality)
-Yes, I think I have personality problems; why else am I still single and asking for advice on gaming boards?
->What are these flaws?
-Too selfish, too nice, too greedy, too picky, too niave, too emotional, probably more
-> How do I improve those flaws?
-idk; the main ways I change is by meeting people who have an affect on my life and I learn from them; I'm not really sure how to change my core personality and emotions just out of the blue on my own.

2.  Stop being a manchild and be an adult

I'd ditch the manchild/GAF-esque behavior.  Doing that alone may refocus a lot of his priorities.

-Ok...how does one become an adult?
-I am a student; I can't work a job while going to school full time.  So I'm not part of the career working world.  Even when I was, I didn't really notice things being different fwiw.
-I deal with money and bills and keeping finances in check; real world responsibilities like everyone else.  I don't have a significant other, or a child, or a pet or anyone/anything to be responsible for other than myself.
-I read the news and think about what is going on in the world; even though I don't understand a lot of it beyond basic principles
-So...how do I "grow up"?  There is no book/flowchart/guide for this.  When I don't have instructions on how to do something I just attempt it out in a blaze of chaos and fail horribly and learn from my mistakes.  I keep trying things to be more like "adults" but nothing has worked.  As Woody Allen said, if you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything innovative.  I fail a lot and learn in like every other field, but in life I just fail a lot and don't seem to learn much; or at least I can't understand what I was supposed to have learned.

So yeah, it's great to hear my problems and I can agree with them but I can never see advice on how to actually do anything about them besides seeing a shrink, which I'm uncomfortable with because of dealing with my family if they find out I'm seeing one.

From what I've seen so far, I don't know if it's the way you word things or what, but sometimes I get this vibe like, "I'm really artistic and funny and great, and it's hard for me to talk to the majority of people because they're just not nearly as great as me." For instance, on your OKCupid site:

Yeah; I don't want to be a dick but I'm really bad at interacting.  I try and try and try and go up to girls/guys and ask them questions about their life; listen to them; ask followup questions.  But if I'm not genuinely interested the conversation trails off at some point and I'm sure they can tell I'm losing interest.  The people who genuinely interest me are those who I feel are more interesting than me; These are people I feel I learn from and so I become really engaged in everything they say.  I don't want to be arrogant, but it's a flaw I have; I love myself and I almost feel like I put standards for others at being at least as interesting as me.  I want to change that and I try by talking and talking irl to everyone I meet, but mentally if I'm just not interested I'm not.  THE EXCEPTION is that when I drink I become very engaged in any conversation with anyone.  People really like me when I'm drinking, although I think girls (some) find me creepy when drinking (or just in general; it's a vibe I get; maybe I just have low self-confidence); But I can't really drink for health reasons so.....

tbh I just think I'm fucking crazy

[lennedsay]

I just realized that I will hate every picture taken of me ever. No makin' fun!

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Drunk at a wedding:

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Drunk at my wedding:

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I just found some pictures I took right before I cut my hair short last summer. I'm totally letting it grow long again.

Edit: Bebpo, you're not fucking crazy. But if you are, you just need to find someone as crazy as you to spend your days (and nights  ) with.

[Propagandhim]

Yeah; I don't want to be a dick but I'm really bad at interacting.  I try and try and try and go up to girls/guys and ask them questions about their life; listen to them; ask followup questions.  But if I'm not genuinely interested the conversation trails off at some point and I'm sure they can tell I'm losing interest.  The people who genuinely interest me are those who I feel are more interesting than me; These are people I feel I learn from and so I become really engaged in everything they say.  I don't want to be arrogant, but it's a flaw I have; I love myself and I almost feel like I put standards for others at being at least as interesting as me.  I want to change that and I try by talking and talking irl to everyone I meet, but mentally if I'm just not interested I'm not.  THE EXCEPTION is that when I drink I become very engaged in any conversation with anyone.  People really like me when I'm drinking, although I think girls (some) find me creepy when drinking (or just in general; it's a vibe I get; maybe I just have low self-confidence); But I can't really drink for health reasons so.....

tbh I just think I'm fucking crazy

There's a possibility that you can't gauge how interesting someone is during 15 minutes of ice-breaker conversation at cocktail hour, so stick around for a bit and ask fun, non-generic, and opinion-oriented questions.  Everyone loves to feel like someone is interested in what they have to say - that's why we have Facebook.  Plus, some of those "uninteresting" girls might surprise you. : )

  I think if drinking works for you, then get a little buzzed so you can be conscious of how and what you're doing differently in that situation.  

Okay back to Lennedsay. 

[Propagandhim]

I just realized that I will hate every picture taken of me ever. No makin' fun!

I'm gonna make fun of how hot your cheeks are, Ms. Tiffany Amber Theissan.  Congrats to the lucky man.

[Fresh Prince]

Bebpo you should have your own thread. I'm here to perve on Wrikawreck not wade through your diatribe.

[lennedsay]

I just realized that I will hate every picture taken of me ever. No makin' fun!

I'm gonna make fun of how hot your cheeks are, Ms. Tiffany Amber Theissan.  Congrats to the lucky man.

  Saved by the Bell: The College Years (or When Shit Went Down the Drain) was on the other morning. I thought to myself, "Good lord, her face is about as round as mine.... How is this possible?!" Usually it's only old German/Swedish actresses (i.e. Ingrid Bergman) with cheeks that round.

[Propagandhim]

I just realized that I will hate every picture taken of me ever. No makin' fun!

I'm gonna make fun of how hot your cheeks are, Ms. Tiffany Amber Theissan.  Congrats to the lucky man.

  Saved by the Bell: The College Years (or When Shit Went Down the Drain) was on the other morning. I thought to myself, "Good lord, her face is about as round as mine.... How is this possible?!" Usually it's only old German/Swedish actresses (i.e. Ingrid Bergman) with cheeks that round.

Bebpo: This is where you go in for the kill.  Watch and learn from the pro:

OH I LOVE ALL ROUND THINGS ON WOMEN.


In all seriousness, Tiffany Amber-Theissen-cheeks can make any man's knees buckle into disintegrated jell-o.  Use your genetic weapons wisely.

[lennedsay]

OH I LOVE ALL ROUND THINGS ON WOMEN.

 

[demi]

I said that to elektrik luv and she ran off

[Fresh Prince]

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You wanted me back jin!

[close]

[BlueTsunami]

I said it before and I'll say it again, a child born from Jin + Electrikluv = the most beautiful being ever made

I just realized that I will hate every picture taken of me ever

I feel the same way about all shots of me. Difference is, there should be no reason for you to feel that way! 

[Kestastrophe]

I just realized that I will hate every picture taken of me ever. No makin' fun!

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Drunk at my wedding:

[close]

Effin hot, lady 

on a slightly related note, is there a better occasion to drink other than weddings? I think not

[lennedsay]

   Thank you guys... 

side note: electrikluv is gorgeous

[Powerslave]

elektrikluv looking great. I wish she would post here, damn that demi.

[demi]

  Thank you guys... 

side note: electrikluv is gorgeous

I said she had nice tits and she got all offended for some reason. Isn't that what she wanted? She must be bi-polar...

[Powerslave]

You can expect responses like that when you post daring shots but still, she is a bit soft