Author Topic: Donating eggs, seriously? (Read 6107 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** May 14, 2007, 11:39:45 AM »

Last week, my girlfriend told me that she wanted to donate her eggs. I kind of passed it off as something she was just thinking about. But, now she apparently has filled out the form and is really going to do it. This is kind of weird to me. It seems like she isn't really understanding the gravity of the whole situation.

To top it off it kind of makes me upset, but I dont really know why.

Cyanista · « **Reply #1 on:** May 14, 2007, 11:44:33 AM »

Pfft, stop trying to control her, caveman. When you make your own eggs you can decide not to donate them. You can fry them up and eat them for breakfast for all I care, I'm all about liberation.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2007, 11:47:00 AM »

That'd probably be a gamey-ass egg. And small, too

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2007, 11:50:59 AM »

HI IM FLAME OF CALLANDOR
IM FROM TEXAS
IM A CONSERVATIVE
HAVE YOU NOTICED

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2007, 11:58:21 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2007, 11:50:59 AM

HI IM FLAME OF CALLANDOR
IM FROM TEXAS
IM A CONSERVATIVE
HAVE YOU NOTICED

First of all I'm not conservative. Second off I fail to see how this is conservative.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:01:36 PM »

lol so you dont want her eggs to be used or what? Their her's man, until you wrap a ring on that finger and get-er done. That there's her body. She can damn do what she wants to it too. If I was you I'd play the guilt card, start talking about wanting kids. And how that could be your little son or daughter she's giving away. Play that card and see what happens.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:08:48 PM »

Um, don't play mind games with your girlfriend because your testosterone is making you want to thump your chest and mark your territory. She's your girlfriend, it's not really any of your business what she does with her eggs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:12:06 PM »

i can't imagine caring if my wife wanted to donate her eggs; in fact, i'd probably support her if it was something she really wanted to do.

however, in foc's case, i imagine she's just accepted that his wee willy and watery jizzle will never give her the monstrous texan offspring she craves, and is just seeding the field as it were.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:18:19 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 14, 2007, 12:12:06 PM

i imagine she's just accepted that his wee willy and watery jizzle will never give her the monstrous texan offspring she craves, and is just seeding the field as it were.

I'm up for the job

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:24:05 PM »

I guess its not that strange.

But we wont be able to have sex for a month because of the stuff they do beforehand.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:47:48 PM »

well, clearly you weren't giving her the sexual satisfaction necessary to make this a difficult choice!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:49:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 14, 2007, 12:47:48 PM

well, clearly you weren't giving her the sexual satisfaction necessary to make this a difficult choice!

What?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:59:39 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:00:34 PM »

this sounds like the new teenager thread to me.

let us post our emo life storys

Stocky · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:06:39 PM »

You first, Viz. You do live in Alaska.

BlackMage · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:07:35 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 14, 2007, 12:47:48 PM

well, clearly you weren't giving her the sexual satisfaction necessary to make this a difficult choice!

if you have hate in your heart, let it out

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:28:52 PM »

Quote from: stocky on May 14, 2007, 01:06:39 PM

You first, Viz. You do live in Alaska.

then its rather self explanatory.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:48:40 PM »

Dude she'll make more. No worries

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 14, 2007, 01:48:40 PM

Dude she'll make more. No worries

In humans, eggs in the ovaries are made prenatally, ie. there is a set number, she won't make more. That's one less kid FoC could be makin'.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:07:42 PM »

I'd say not knowing that makes me gay, but then - oh fuck it :'(

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:09:22 PM »

oh PD

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:10:08 PM »

Make them take her vag out and put a pair of balls in there next.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:17:26 PM »

One thing: I bet she'll regret this in ten years. Oh the rebellion of youth

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 14, 2007, 02:17:26 PM

One thing: I bet she'll regret this in ten years. Oh the rebellion of youth

Eggs can fetch nice money. FoC, is she donating them for free, or is she getting a sack of cash?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #24 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:25:33 PM »

She should sell them on the black market.

EGGZ 4 SALE $500

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:25:57 PM »

I want to sell my semen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:28:24 PM »

Is it true they let you read dirty magazines in those semen donating places? I wouldn't give my semen unless a man hating lesbian gave me a handjob. I have the seed of life, you have the dirt Ms. Unibrow

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 14, 2007, 02:28:24 PM

Is it true they let you read dirty magazines in those semen donating places? I wouldn't give my semen unless a man hating lesbian gave me a handjob. I have the seed of life, you have the dirt Ms. Unibrow

........

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:33:55 PM »

The New Personas of Phoenix Dark: The TVC Years

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:35:15 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 14, 2007, 02:28:24 PM

Is it true they let you read dirty magazines in those semen donating places? I wouldn't give my semen unless a man hating lesbian gave me a handjob. I have the seed of life, you have the dirt Ms. Unibrow

You should watch the Sex Gas episode of Torchwood.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:03:25 PM »

She's getting $4,000 for however many they take.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:04:18 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 14, 2007, 03:03:25 PM

She's getting $4,000 for however many they take.

Holy shit...

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:06:02 PM »

All I know is that in the fertility center I used to work for, the stroke mags didn't get any dirtier than Playboy. Which I guess is more than enough for some folks.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #33 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:06:49 PM »

I can no longer get off to anything less than donkey on pre-teen action.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:10:08 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 14, 2007, 03:06:02 PM

All I know is that in the fertility center I used to work for, the stroke mags didn't get any dirtier than Playboy. Which I guess is more than enough for some folks.

wtf

It would take forever to jerk off to all that airbrushing. Give me a TV and a VHS tape of "Phat White Booty" and I'll have yer seed in 5 minutes

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:10:27 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 14, 2007, 03:06:49 PM

I can no longer get off to anything less than donkey on pre-teen action.

Then you're probably going to want to bring your own wanking material, pal

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:11:07 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 14, 2007, 03:10:08 PM

It would take forever to jerk off to all that airbrushing. Give me a TV and a VHS tape of "Phat White Booty" and I'll have yer seed in 5 minutes

Maybe you're misunderstanding how the whole procedure works, but you're not getting my seed, thun.

Beezy · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:30:26 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 14, 2007, 03:03:25 PM

She's getting $4,000 for however many they take.

...so they can leave like only one if they want?

Cyanista · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 14, 2007, 03:30:26 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 14, 2007, 03:03:25 PM
She's getting $4,000 for however many they take.
...so they can leave like only one if they want?

Umm, she'll make more.

BlackMage · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:55:08 PM »

Where do babies come from?

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:56:14 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on May 14, 2007, 03:55:08 PM

Where do babies come from?

The hideous bleeding hole between a woman's legs.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #41 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:58:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 14, 2007, 03:56:14 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on May 14, 2007, 03:55:08 PM
Where do babies come from?

The hideous bleeding hole between a woman's legs.

The hole that looks like an Ude face

TVC15 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 14, 2007, 04:03:37 PM »

[youtube=425,350]jHZEOweeoaE[/youtube].

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** May 14, 2007, 04:04:56 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 14, 2007, 04:03:37 PM

[youtube=425,350]jHZEOweeoaE[/youtube].

HOLY FUCK

etiolate · « **Reply #44 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:30:40 PM »

DEMS MAH EGGS

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:43:56 PM »

Oddly enough I have a friend who wanted to donate sperm but his girlfriend stopped him. Probably because he wanted to donate it the old fashion way... but still. No, actually he wanted to donate to a sperm bank, but she said no. However there isn't much money in donating sperm (men are more than willing to give it away for free... hell pay for the chance) so he listened to her.

etiolate · « **Reply #46 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:52:29 PM »

I always saw donating sperm as a bit of egotism, I wonder if it is the same for women.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #47 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:53:34 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 14, 2007, 03:45:45 PM

Quote from: Beezy on May 14, 2007, 03:30:26 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 14, 2007, 03:03:25 PM
She's getting $4,000 for however many they take.
...so they can leave like only one if they want?

Umm, she'll make more.

No, you only have a set number. Once they're gone, they're gone.

FoC - What exactly disturbs you about it? Just curious. O_O

etiolate · « **Reply #48 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:56:00 PM »

I always open the flap and make sure none are broken first.

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:56:50 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 06:56:00 PM

I always open the flap and make sure none are broken first.

same here. and i also add milk when i make scrambled eggs

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:57:15 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 06:52:29 PM

I always saw donating sperm as a bit of egotism, I wonder if it is the same for women.

I'd have a big ego too if someone paid me for my sperm. Instead, I can't give it away for free. :'(

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #51 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:58:56 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 06:52:29 PM

I always saw donating sperm as a bit of egotism, I wonder if it is the same for women.

I think it's more of an act of goodwill. A lot of couples can't have their own children. I have a friend that's been donating eggs, and, yeah, you get a crap load of money. It pays the bills/tuition.

And just a side question, aren't some of the eggs used for scientific purposes as well?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #52 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:01:15 PM »

CG you missed the sarcasm, she was making fun of PD. He just learned today that women have a set number of eggs.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #53 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:03:14 PM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 14, 2007, 07:01:15 PM

CG you missed the sarcasm, she was making fun of PD. He just learned today that women have a set number of eggs.

Oh ok. Thanks for the heads up.

etiolate · « **Reply #54 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:04:19 PM »

FOC, why don't you donate some eggs too?

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:13:20 PM »

all this talk of eggs is making me hungry and horny

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #56 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:15:01 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 14, 2007, 07:13:20 PM

all this talk of eggs is making me hungry and horny

You were born horny.

etiolate · « **Reply #57 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:16:35 PM »

threesome

hawt

Yeti · « **Reply #58 on:** May 14, 2007, 07:31:33 PM »

I wish I coud sell some of my genetic material for $4,000.

Catz · « **Reply #59 on:** May 14, 2007, 08:34:08 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 14, 2007, 03:03:25 PM

She's getting $4,000 for however many they take.

Wow, I remember reading ads in the back of the student paper looking for young females to sell their eggs for fertilization clinics. I wouldn't like to have the thought of unknown mini-me's out in the world somewhere, but that's me. It's an intrusive procedure to remove the eggs as well :/

Besides money, what's her motivation for doing so?

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Author Topic: Donating eggs, seriously? (Read 6107 times)