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Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« on: May 15, 2007, 01:58:25 PM »
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead celebration thread
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 01:59:10 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2007, 02:00:05 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead celebration thread
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2007, 02:01:00 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED
Pfft, fuck them then. Fartwell's passing is an event worthy of celebration.  :elephant
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2007, 02:02:21 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
falwell hated your precious john mccain and said christians hate hillary clinton just as much as the devil

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 02:03:04 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
falwell hated your precious john mccain and said christians hate hillary clinton just as much as the devil

:rofl
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 02:07:40 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
falwell hated your precious john mccain and said christians hate hillary clinton just as much as the devil

Falwell and McCain made nice last year.

Like I said he definitely was an ass, especially with the 911 comments, but I'm not going to "celebrate" his death, or anyone elses. As a wise wizard once said, many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life; can you give it to them?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2007, 02:11:54 PM »
As a wise wizard once said, many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life; can you give it to them?

I didn't give him his death. That means I can celebrate guilt-free! Gandalf didn't say shit about gloating.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 02:12:21 PM »
:lol @ gandalf
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2007, 02:13:48 PM »
As a wise wizard once said, many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life; can you give it to them?

I didn't give him his death. That means I can celebrate guilt-free! Gandalf didn't say shit about gloating.

I think you missed the point of the quote buddy
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2007, 02:15:44 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
falwell hated your precious john mccain and said christians hate hillary clinton just as much as the devil

Falwell and McCain made nice last year.
They did but after the event Falwell still said he'd never vote for McCain.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2007, 02:16:57 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
falwell hated your precious john mccain and said christians hate hillary clinton just as much as the devil

Falwell and McCain made nice last year.
They did but after the event Falwell still said he'd never vote for McCain.


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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2007, 02:20:26 PM »
Like I said on GAF:

Damn that sucks. 73 isn't that old, but he was pretty overweight and unhealthy. I didn't like the way he warped certain aspects of Christianity, but I don't wish death on anyone; his family is probably shocked right now :(
falwell hated your precious john mccain and said christians hate hillary clinton just as much as the devil

Falwell and McCain made nice last year.
They did but after the event Falwell still said he'd never vote for McCain.


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I liked it when he said christians are just as likely to vote Hillary Clinton as they are the devil.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2007, 02:26:32 PM »
Do you WANT me to respond to that? This is the second time you've brought it up :lol
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2007, 02:27:17 PM »
I definitely won't be mourning...  8)
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2007, 02:27:53 PM »
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2007, 02:29:16 PM »
Do you WANT me to respond to that? This is the second time you've brought it up :lol
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2007, 02:31:12 PM »
Do you WANT me to respond to that? This is the second time you've brought it up :lol
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2007, 02:35:12 PM »
What a coincidence.  I took a massive shit earlier and flushed it down the toilet. 
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2007, 02:40:10 PM »
I actually AM really happy he died. See, I like science and progress and liberty and free-thinking, and Falwell is as personally responsible for the backwards-assery of America over the past 20 years as any individual could be said to be. The death of Falwell is a victory for logic and reason. Bring on the socialized health care woo woo!
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead celebration thread
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2007, 02:45:35 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED

uh, what?  Nobody's been banned in the GAF thread on this.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2007, 03:03:57 PM »
I actually AM really happy he died. See, I like science and progress and liberty and free-thinking, and Falwell is as personally responsible for the backwards-assery of America over the past 20 years as any individual could be said to be. The death of Falwell is a victory for logic and reason. Bring on the socialized health care woo woo!

Da, komrad!
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead celebration thread
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2007, 03:05:12 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED

uh, what?  Nobody's been banned in the GAF thread on this.

At neogaf, if you mock people's deaths you get banned.

Ask Malek.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2007, 03:10:50 PM »
Can't wait for the Bin Laden Is Dead thread on GAF, whenever it happens. I can just see people getting chastized for celebrating his death lol


But remember boys and girls, it's not nice to celebrate anyone's death. See you next time! ^o^
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead celebration thread
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2007, 03:14:56 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED

uh, what?  Nobody's been banned in the GAF thread on this.

At neogaf, if you mock people's deaths you get banned.

Ask Malek.
I want a new tag damn it.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead celebration thread
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2007, 03:16:24 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED

uh, what?  Nobody's been banned in the GAF thread on this.

At neogaf, if you mock people's deaths you get banned.

Ask Malek.

I never saw that thread lol
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2007, 03:46:20 PM »
I guess gay people won't be blamed for any terrorist attacks for a while now that Falwell is gone.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2007, 03:57:16 PM »
I guess gay people won't be blamed for any terrorist attacks for a while now that Falwell is gone.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2007, 04:03:45 PM »
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2007, 04:09:24 PM »
When he was alive he was a bigot so he shouldn't care if he's called one when dead.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2007, 04:10:35 PM »
"We all know the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen.""

-Jerry Falwell, in response to 9/11

Anyways, at least he's in a better place now, right? I'm sure God called Falwell up to his office as soon as he arrived and is giving him the worst chastising ever.

Falwell distorted the true meanings of Christianity, and helped bring the church to the horrid state it is today. I swear. In the sixties the church helped with the civil rights movement, and now the word "Christian" basically means hatemonger because of people like Falwell.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2007, 04:12:28 PM »
ok back this shit up.. did PD quote Gandalf?!?!
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« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2007, 04:12:35 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED
Uhh, no. Hitokage is as happy as any of the others.

Yeah, I don't really care. Everyone dies, and it's a lot easier not to feel bad when they are making the world a worse place to live.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2007, 04:14:05 PM »
Falwell and McCain made nice last year.

Like I said he definitely was an ass, especially with the 911 comments, but I'm not going to "celebrate" his death, or anyone elses. As a wise wizard once said, many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life; can you give it to them?

Deserves got nothing to do with it.

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« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2007, 04:18:21 PM »
I'm pretty sure this is a sign for me to take Falwell's place in life.  I'm just taking advantage of the situation.

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« Reply #36 on: May 15, 2007, 04:20:15 PM »
If this were neogaf you would be BANNED

i doubt it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6408872&postcount=32
yeah Himuro.  you forgot the double standard in place here.  not that I'm saying that fucker didn't deserve it.  Oh shi'  time to put my game face on....

It's a sad day in history.  I spoke to God earlier and he told me "Edward, I want you to step up and take my fallen son's place in life.  It is your chance to lead the world towards the light."

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2007, 04:29:16 PM »
He is a true hero and he will be missed. Why I bet we couldn't even count how many people he turned off organized religion. Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris could never convert 1% as many people as that tub of hate did!

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« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2007, 04:34:08 PM »
Since I really can't post this anywhere else without starting some shit with people, here goes:

Jerry Falwell represents why people hate Christianity so much in this day and age, and everything that has gone wrong with the religion.

He was anti semitic, he used funds that were given to him for use in faith-based organizations and funneled it to political organizations, has blamed a major terrorist attack against the United States on its own citizens when the culprit was clearly terrorists, and has tried to call things homosexual to the point that it almost seemed paranoid in a sense. Every word he said "in the name of God" was served to distance people who could have been potential believers (such as homosexuals, Jewish people, etc) and basically turned them in the wrong direction. Many people now see the acts of hate committed by Jerry Falwell as an accurate description of someone following the teachings of Jesus Christ.

I believe in God, and I believe that Jesus was someone who brought love to the world. Jerry Falwell distorted Jesus's message and turned it into hatespeech, driving people away from Jesus's teachings and defying one of the two commandments Jesus held most dear to His own heart: "Love thy neighbor as thyself." He also acted in complete opposite to another verse in the Bible: "Judge not, lest ye be judged." He crapped on the Bible he claimed to preach, and he helped to created today's Christianity: an organization that shows hatred towards anyone that doesn't believe rather than show compassion and understanding, which is what Jesus would have done.

Jesus would have hung out with the same people that, if given the opportunity, Falwell would have helped nail to their own crosses.

Falwell may or may not be in heaven, but either way, I would say that God's not too fucking happy with him right now.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2007, 04:44:23 PM »
a wicked man dies and we're NOT supposed to celebrate? the passing of EVIL is cause to break out the booze and the buttseckz!

i'll celebrate when they kill osama bin laden, too, just like i did when they hung saddam. evil dudes die and the world rejoices!
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2007, 04:46:10 PM »
Falwell and McCain made nice last year.

Like I said he definitely was an ass, especially with the 911 comments, but I'm not going to "celebrate" his death, or anyone elses. As a wise wizard once said, many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life; can you give it to them?

Deserves got nothing to do with it.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2007, 05:40:54 PM »
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2007, 06:24:10 PM »
Pat Robertson's worse than Falwell.

EDIT: Hallelujah, my brothers!  This is TMZ's news article on Falwell's death.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/15/jerry-falwell-1933-2007/

lol, I'd forgotten about the Teletubby debacle.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2007, 06:56:34 PM »
Come on, that Teletubby was a homo!

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2007, 07:06:29 PM »
A lovely message from our ol' buddy Freddy Phelps:

Quote from: godhatesamerica.com
WBC [Westboro Baptist Church] will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone". 

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died.  The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable.  To wit:

1.  Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2.  Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3.  Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fegs like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc.  All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2007, 07:10:16 PM »
Only Phelps can find Falwell not christian enough.  :lol

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2007, 07:15:02 PM »
Phelps probably thinks Christ wasn’t Christian enough.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2007, 07:15:59 PM »
Phelps probably thinks Christ wasn’t Christian enough.
he had long hair.  that's satanic

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« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2007, 07:17:15 PM »
Phelps probably thinks Christ wasn’t Christian enough.
he had long hair.  that's satanic
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2007, 07:26:31 PM »
A lovely message from our ol' buddy Freddy Phelps:

Quote from: godhatesamerica.com
WBC [Westboro Baptist Church] will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone". 

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died.  The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable.  To wit:

1.  Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2.  Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3.  Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fegs like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc.  All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!

:lol
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2007, 07:28:25 PM »


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Falwell: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia

Interviewer: Wasn’t it a little cramped?

Falwell: Not after I kicked the goat out.

Interviewer: I see. You must tell me all about it.

Falwell: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, "What the hell!"

Interviewer: But your Mom? Isn’t that a little odd?

Falwell: I don’t think so. Looks don’t mean that much to me in a woman.

Interviewer: Go on.

Falwell: Well, we were drunk off our God-fearing asses on Campari, ginger ale and soda—that’s called a Fire and Brimstone—at the time. And Mom looked better than a Baptist whore with a $100 donation

Interviewer: Campari in the crapper with Mom. how interesting.. .Well how was it?

Falwell: The Campari was great but mom passed out before I could come.

Interviewer: Did you ever try it again?

Falwell: Sure. Lots of times. But not in the outhouse. Between Mom and the shit, the flies were too much to bear.

Interviewer: We meant the Campari.

Falwell: Oh, yeah, I always get sloshed before I go to the pulpit. You don’t think I could lay down all that bullshit sober do you?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2007, 11:37:33 PM »
In case you haven't read the GAF thread, the bashing started with the sixth post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6408599#post6408599
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2007, 03:44:23 AM »
Now the gays are that much closer to taking over. Soon all the god fearing straight ppl will be forced to live in caves as the filthy gays cover the cities of this great nation with rainbow stickers and their own filthy fabulous bodies in a writhing mass of sin.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2007, 03:47:34 AM »
In case you haven't read the GAF thread, the bashing started with the sixth post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6408599#post6408599

What's it like being so one-note?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2007, 03:54:34 AM »
In case you haven't read the GAF thread, the bashing started with the sixth post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6408599#post6408599

So the fuck what?  He's one of the very few people it's impossible to have sympathy for.  I hope Space Mooses are raping his cornhole right now.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2007, 04:37:27 AM »
What a coincidence.  I took a massive shit earlier and flushed it down the toilet. 

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I seriously just loled. Really loudly. And it's after 4am and Gram and Pop are asleep in the next room. And my cat looked at me weird. And I'm still laughing.

You win.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2007, 09:52:06 AM »
The fucking nut died too early, he never got what he deserved.  Hopefully God sent him straight to hell.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2007, 02:29:34 PM »
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I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

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The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.

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The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."

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AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2007, 02:38:37 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead super celebration thread
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2007, 02:40:28 PM »
Okay, why did Phelps dislike Falwell again?  There is so much common ground.  Make some of the vocabulary in those quotes a little more colorful and I wouldn't be able to tell which said them.

I think Phelps is just jealous Falwell was able to make bank on his lunacy rather than limiting his message to geocities pages and funeral protests.
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