Should I make a move? (FAILURE)

[CajoleJuice]

I told you, Malek.  She's paid to pretend she likes you.  Also, all women are whores, fyi.

But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.

Like I said, she already has this response primed and ready.

[Flannel Boy]

What did you say, and how? Give us tips on what not to do Malek :'(

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

Where is the "Cute"?   

Well, everyone has limits to the kind of lies they are willing to tell.

[Madrun Badrun]

What did you say, and how? Give us tips on what not to do Malek :'(

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

Thats awesome.  You talk to women like I do. 

[TVC15]

I told you, Malek.  She's paid to pretend she likes you.  Also, all women are whores, fyi.

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corn cat or men, pick tvc.

That's not fair!

I told you, Malek.  She's paid to pretend she likes you.  Also, all women are whores, fyi.

But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.




Probably to soften the blow. 

Going by how humans generally react, since she was paid to lie to you, she probably thought those 3 traits were the most jarringly awful, and since they were occupying her headspace, they were the easiest things to contort into a lie.  She actually thought you were cold, dumb, and dull.

Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.

[The Fake Shemp]

It's okay, Malek - you have your friends booze and your health, um, booze.

[Saint Cornelius]

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

That was pretty good man! I'm glad you didn't go with the "I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT" approach. That rarely works.

[The Fake Shemp]

You're telling me, Corny!

[Saint Cornelius]

Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.

I don't mean to be mean either, but dating women isn't really your thing.

The reason so many people are scared to ask one another out is because of grandiose statements like "that's how women operate".

[Saint Cornelius]

You're telling me, Corny!

You were the exception, you romantic fuck

[TVC15]

Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.

I don't mean to be mean either, but dating women isn't really your thing.

The reason so many people are scared to ask one another out is because of grandiose statements like "that's how women operate".

I'm glad you took me seriously Corny, because I was totally being serious.

[The Fake Shemp]

I never said that anyway

[Flannel Boy]

Thats awesome.  You talk to women like I do. 

Your mother does not count.

Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.

Are you trying to turn me gay?

It's okay, Malek - you have your friends booze and your health, um, booze.

Who needs warm friends when you have cold Polish beer.

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

That was pretty good man! I'm glad you didn't go with the "I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT" approach. That rarely works.

I told her that as well... but I didn't want to admit it because I was afraid Willco might leper me.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm glad you took me seriously Corny, because I was totally being serious.

  my sarcasm meter is broken. my bad

[Van Cruncheon]

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"

conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!

[Saint Cornelius]

yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date!

poor guy can't win.

next time just be like "your vagina would make an excellent showcase for my engorged penis, what say we make that happen over a can of King Cobra?". Insta-kill.

[Flannel Boy]

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"

conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!

I was clearly kidding around with her and not guilting her into anything. 

edit: She would have to have aspergers in order to not get it from my tone and the context of the conversation.

[CajoleJuice]

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"

conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!

HEY I ALREADY APPLIED FOR THAT JOB

[Flannel Boy]

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"

conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!

HEY I ALREADY APPLIED FOR THAT JOB

I bet the application process was a pain in the ass.

[Van Cruncheon]

Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.

yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"

conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!

I was clearly kidding around with her and not guilting her into anything. 

YOU think you were clearly kidding around, but if you told me "hey, you didn't get me a job so let's go out" and you were my bestest pal in the whole world I'd still think "fuck, he's still a bit disappointed," which ain't exactly a shot of romantic joy.

[Flannel Boy]

People from the Northwest are mean and have bad musical taste.

 

[CajoleJuice]

I really would've pulled the same thing as Malek.

[Saint Cornelius]

edit: She would have to have aspergers in order to not get it from my tone and the context of the conversation.

Ruzghey female confirmed, seems so?

[Flannel Boy]

edit: She would have to have aspergers in order to not get it from my tone and the context of the conversation.

Ruzghey female confirmed, seems so?

* Malek: King of Kings shudders

[MrAngryFace]

DRINK MORE MALEK!

[Phoenix Dark]

If you're going to guilt a woman into going out with you, you should at least throw cancer or a little sister in there. Perhaps both

Chick: Well here are the papers, hopefully you can look them over when you're not busy
Malek: I'm rarely not busy...
Chick: School?
Malek: Yea, and my little sister Betty, she's got cancer and I'm trying to work hard to pay her medical bills
Chick:  :'(
Malek: I wish I had time to relax and take my mind off my troubles...
Chick: :'(
Malek: Do you want to have dinner with me? I haven't eaten in months
Chicks: Sure

[Flannel Boy]

Right PD, you do know that my sister died?

DRINK MORE MALEK!

Done... and I mean done.

[Phoenix Dark]

Right PD, you do know that my sister died?
 

:'( :'( :'(

Fuck I'm sorry

[TVC15]

Right PD, you do know that my sister died?

What an insensitive asshole he is.  I say ban him.  I'm not kidding.

[CajoleJuice]

Just end yourself PD. Jesus Christ.

[Flannel Boy]

Right PD, you do know that my sister died?
 

:'( :'( :'(

Fuck I'm sorry

You can make it up to me by going to dinner with me tonight.  (see what I did there)

Right PD, you do know that my sister died?

What an insensitive asshole he is.  I say ban him.  I'm not kidding.

It's no big thing. He probably forgot anyway.

[MrAngryFace]

BOOOZE

[Madrun Badrun]

Thats awesome.  You talk to women like I do. 

Your mother does not count.

I hardly talk to my mom though. 

[Flannel Boy]

BOOOZE

SOON!

[whiteACID]

Do you feel good that you at least went for it?

[Phoenix Dark]

You can make it up to me by going to dinner with me tonight.  (see what I did there)

I forgot. I wouldn't make such an insensitive comment :'(

[Saint Cornelius]

Do you feel good that you at least went for it?

Don't you feel good about asking though?

No.

way to break open that wound, redwood

[whiteACID]

my bad

[Mupepe]

just ask more often.  rejection really isn't all that bad.

[aoi tsuki]

At least you went for it. There's few things worse than pussying out and always wondering "what if" when it comes to asking out women, especially if it was someone you were really interested in. Rejection's just part of the game anyways.

[Flannel Boy]

Well whiteACID, I feel bad, but I'm not devastated or anything. I thought I had a chance with her and I thought it was worth a try. Fact is she is way out of my league.

just ask more often.  rejection really isn't all that bad.

At least you went for it. There's few things worse than pussying out and always wondering "what if" when it comes to asking out women, especially if it was someone you were really interested in. Rejection's just part of the game anyways.

Next time I'm interested in someone, I'll just go for it again.

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I promise not to post about it Drinky

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[Saint Cornelius]

Fact is she is way out of my league.

Stop right there, dude - that's bullshit.

[Flannel Boy]

Fact is she is way out of my league.

Stop right there, dude - that's bullshit.

Her sexual market value is very high, mine is very low. I'm a realist. I was just hoping to pull a con-job.

[Saint Cornelius]

Her sexual market value is very high, mine is very low. I'm a realist. I was just hoping to pull a con-job.

You're just setting yourself up for continuous failure if you keep that mindstate, dude.

[The Fake Shemp]

What Corny said.

[Flannel Boy]

Her sexual market value is very high, mine is very low. I'm a realist. I was just hoping to pull a con-job.

You're just setting yourself up for continuous failure if you keep that mindstate, dude.

I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the 'law of attraction'.

I'm just being honest with myself.

[The Fake Shemp]

Dude, you probably look better than me.  The fact of the matter is chick digs guy with confidence and charisma; they're a flawed creation.  Capitalize on their weaknesses!

[whiteACID]

He's right

[Flannel Boy]

Dude, you probably look better than me.  The fact of the matter is chick digs guy with confidence and charisma; they're a flawed creation.  Capitalize on their weaknesses!

It's not like I looked down at my feet and asked her out with a defeated voice while apologizing for breathing the same air as her. But someone who lacks confidence and is uncharismatic can only fake it so much.

[Mupepe]

from my own personal experience, they also dig guys with small weiners

[The Fake Shemp]

Then work on fixing that, dude.  I usually walk into a circumstance like this with the mindset that not every chick is going to dig a sarcastic, cynical hefty dude who can color coordinate on occasion, but fuck 'em if they don't!  They missed out on being with me and that's their loss, not mine.

[Saint Cornelius]

I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the 'law of attraction'.

If you think she's too good for you or whatever, out of your league, you're going to give off that vibe.

Then work on fixing that, dude.  I usually walk into a circumstance like this with the mindset that not every chick is going to dig a sarcastic, cynical hefty dude who can color coordinate on occasion, but fuck 'em if they don't!  They missed out on being with me and that's their loss, not mine.

Willco, spittin' hot troof.

[Cyanista]

Next time I'm interested in someone, I'll just go for it again.

This is really all that matters.  Being rejected probably sucks, but people far wiser than I have said it's better to regret things you did than things you might have done.

[Flannel Boy]

Then work on fixing that, dude.  I usually walk into a circumstance like this with the mindset that not every chick is going to dig a sarcastic, cynical hefty dude who can color coordinate on occasion, but fuck 'em if they don't!  They missed out on being with me and that's their loss, not mine.

Right, that is a good mindset, but I can't really fake that either. Samantha made a wise decision today. Though I can not give her too much credit since it was an easy one to make. 


I wonder what happened to my self-serving bias.

If you think she's too good for you or whatever, out of your league, you're going to give off that vibe.

I think if my vibes didn't tell her, she would have known just as well.

[Flannel Boy]

Anyway I'm going to lock this since I'm in full self-pity mode.

[MrAngryFace]

BOOZE