Should I make a move? (FAILURE)

[Flannel Boy]

Right, so for the last week and a half I have been getting help at a job resource center. They assigned me a job counselor to help me rewrite my resume and cover letter, help me search for a job, and develop 'interview skills'. Anyway, my counselor is drop dead gorgeous and has an amazing body. In addition, she has a great personality, is intelligent, and has a great sense of humor (i.e. she laughs at all my jokes).  In other words, she is way out of my league – think Lyle Lovett's marriage to Julia Roberts, only more unlikely.

If I misread women at all, I think it is in the opposite direction of how most men misread women. My default mindset is, well she's just being nice to me, like that beautiful woman who was just being nice to the elephant man. However Samantha seems to be happier to see me each time we meet (projection?) and she laughs at all my jokes (and you know I am not the least bit funny).  So should I ask her out, or attempt to see if she's interested?

[Mupepe]

post a picture of yourself and the counselor so I can answer honestly.

[CajoleJuice]

Isn't his avatar of himself?? Am I imagining things??

[Flannel Boy]

post a picture of yourself and the counselor so I can answer honestly.

How would I have a photo oh her? She is at least a 9. Black hair, blue eyes, 5'9".

Isn't his avatar of himself?? Am I imagining things??

yeah... 

[Cheebs]

didnt you say thats a very old picture of you though?

[Madrun Badrun]

She already knows your jobless so you have that going against you coming in.

Go for it.  Worst case is she gets you a job so she doesn't have to see you again. 

[Saint Cornelius]

So should I ask her out, or attempt to see if she's interested?

Yes, man.

[Phoenix Dark]

I bet you she's married

[Himu]

You must have this piece of dialogue in the movie

You know what's so great about evilbore?  It's like a shining
torch of cultural enlightenment for the internet.  In these times of
darkness when the hordes are so uneducated, they can barely understand
multi-syllabic phrases like, "Clean my shoes better, Narissa, or I'll
report you to the IRS!" or dialectical materialism.  Isn't it great to
have a patronizing voice on the internet?

[CajoleJuice]

You must have this piece of dialogue in the movie

You know what's so great about evilbore?  It's like a shining
torch of cultural enlightenment for the internet.  In these times of
darkness when the hordes are so uneducated, they can barely understand
multi-syllabic phrases like, "Clean my shoes better, Narissa, or I'll
report you to the IRS!" or dialectical materialism.  Isn't it great to
have a patronizing voice on the internet?

Wrong thread?

[whiteACID]

You would regret it if you didn't.

[Flannel Boy]

didnt you say thats a very old picture of you though?

Year and a half. Add ten pounds and a thicker beard. Doesn't make much of a diff.

She already knows your jobless so you have that going against you coming in.

Go for it.  Worst case is she gets you a job so she doesn't have to see you again. 

I wouldn't mind if she gave me a.. job.

So should I ask her out, or attempt to see if she's interested?

Yes, man.

Today I teased her a bit and made fun of her (lol cocky funny) and she blushed and laughed a lot.

I bet you she's married

She's in her early 20's and I checked her fingers for a ring.

You would regret it if you didn't.

Yeah, but like Mike said, she knows I have no job and no prospects.

[BlackMage]

you are funny, though! I say go for it. You have my blessing. 

let's all pray to the gods!!!

[CajoleJuice]

WhiteACID's right though. Might as well try dude. I know I wouldn't, but I'm a miserable pussy. Don't be a pussy.

And you are funny. If you're not funny, I'm not, so I have to believe that.

[Saint Cornelius]

Yeah, but like Mike said, she knows I have no job and no prospects.

She might find that appealing. And hey you're putting in an effort by going there in the first place!

[Madrun Badrun]

"she knows I have no job and no prospects"

Then woo here with your brain, collage boy. 

[BlackMage]

dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen

[CajoleJuice]

dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen

[Madrun Badrun]

dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen

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I'm in.
I'm the guy in the pajamas pants with what looks like a blue backpack behind him. 

[Saint Cornelius]

I think those might be some stone washed shits, duder.

[Cyanista]

Why wouldn't you?  Is being a little embarrassed because some chick makes up some excuse why she can't go out with you THAT MUCH WORSE than being lonely and upset about it? 

I mean, clearly there is only ONE course of action that will satisfy your need to know whether or not this female finds you attractive. 

If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a wuss*.  :shakes finger:




* also pathological liars and rapists and idiots

[Flannel Boy]

 Wow, you guys are so supportive. Now I feel like I have to ask her out.

"she knows I have no job and no prospects"

Then woo here with your brain, collage boy. 

We briefly chatted about philosophy, that's not going to help me. Though she did know that Hegel was boring...

dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen

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I shall sacrifice a virgin for my cause.

* Malek: King of Kings wonders if it should be PD or Juice

Why wouldn't you?  Is being a little embarrassed because some chick makes up some excuse why she can't go out with you THAT MUCH WORSE than being lonely and upset about it? 

I mean, clearly there is only ONE course of action that will satisfy your need to know whether or not this female finds you attractive. 

If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a wuss.  :shakes finger:

But I am a wuss.

[Saint Cornelius]

That's hot.

[CajoleJuice]

I shall sacrifice a virgin for my cause.

* Malek: King of Kings wonders if it should be PD or Juice

OH COME ON

[BlackMage]

dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen

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now that that is taken care of, let's grab each others genitals

[Boogie]

go fer it.

[Flannel Boy]

I shall sacrifice a virgin for my cause.

* Malek: King of Kings wonders if it should be PD or Juice

OH COME ON
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I'd pick PD, but that may displease the gods. You on the other hand. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should help

[Flannel Boy]

Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should help

Telling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me?  Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?

[G The Resurrected]

Uh you only live once man. Play it casual, and ask her out for coffee. Then if things go good there, ask her out for real.

[CajoleJuice]

Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should help

Telling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me?  Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?

All gold.

[Madrun Badrun]

Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should help

Telling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me?  Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?

Make sure you also outline your masturbation times, so you can work a potential date around those too.  I mean who is this woman that wants you to change so much so fast? 

Do you have her number?

[Phoenix Dark]

Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should help

Telling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me?  Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?

You don't have to tell her you applied already...

She'll see that you at least have some ambition. I'm sure she thinks you're a complete loser anyway based off of your unemployment

[Flannel Boy]

Uh you only live once man. Play it casual, and ask her out for coffee. Then if things go good there, ask her out for real.

That's not a bad plan since there's a Tim Horton's in the building.

Make sure you also outline your masturbation times, so you can work a potential date around those too.  I mean who is this woman that wants you to change so much so fast? 

Do you have her number?

Only her office number. Clearly I haven't asked for her number yet.

You don't have to tell her you applied already...

She'll see that you at least have some ambition. I'm sure she thinks you're a complete loser anyway based off of your unemployment

[BlackMage]

I don't know much about asking out women, but I would suggest asking her what her vagina looks like. That's a good start.

[Madrun Badrun]

Uh you only live once man. Play it casual, and ask her out for coffee. Then if things go good there, ask her out for real.

That's not a bad plan since there's a Tim Horton's in the building.

Make sure you also outline your masturbation times, so you can work a potential date around those too.  I mean who is this woman that wants you to change so much so fast? 

Do you have her number?

Only her office number. Clearly I haven't asked for her number yet.

I thought she might have given it as a contact number.  Take her to better place than Tims in her building.

[Flannel Boy]

Take her to better place than Tims in her building.

But I'm unemployed.  Anyway, it might seem more casual. Nevermind, you're right. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Take her to better place than Tims in her building.

But I'm unemployed.  Anyway, it might seem more casual. Nevermind, you're right. 

Its just that it seems half assed, like either asker her on a coffee date or dont, but don't say "Wouldn't you be more comfortable 10 floors down in Tims"!? 

[Vizzys]

make your move

fail

come back crying sweet, delicious tears for my consumption

what say you?

[Van Cruncheon]

just ASK. jesus.

[Flannel Boy]

just ASK. jesus.

He's not my type.

[BlackMage]

just ASK. jesus.

listen to this guy. He's married! He's already done his part.

[CajoleJuice]

just ASK. jesus.

People make these threads when they already know the answer. They're just looking for some encouragement. The internet is not the place to get that.

[Mupepe]

make your move

fail

come back crying sweet, delicious tears for my consumption

what say you?

[Flannel Boy]

Will cold-bitter vodka fueled tears work for you guys?

[Van Cruncheon]

say "hey sugartits, i notice you got a thing for my unemployed ass. you wanna make rough hobo love under the stars? i'll even share my mad dog!"

[Madrun Badrun]

Will cold-bitter vodka fueled tears work for you guys?

SCOTCH!  Drink the good stuff before your next appointment. 

[BlackMage]

dude, that's a good idea! get a little buzzed before you go in and see her again. Liquid Courage!

[Flannel Boy]

say "hey sugartits, i notice you got a thing for my unemployed ass. you wanna make rough hobo love under the stars? i'll even share my mad dog!"

There is only one person who could get anywhere using that line, and he (mupepe) is not unemployed.

dude, that's a good idea! get a little buzzed before you go in and see her again. Liquid Courage!

Why do I have the feeling that you people just want to see the "so I made my move... big failure" thread?

[CajoleJuice]

I don't want to see it. 

[BlackMage]

say "hey sugartits, i notice you got a thing for my unemployed ass. you wanna make rough hobo love under the stars? i'll even share my mad dog!"

There is only one person who could get anywhere using that line, and he (mupepe) is not unemployed.

dude, that's a good idea! get a little buzzed before you go in and see her again. Liquid Courage!

Why do I have the feeling that you people just want to see the "so I made my move... big failure" thread?

I don't want to see you fail, it's just typical of me to have bad ideas.

[Flannel Boy]

I don't want to see it. 

I don't want to see you fail, it's just typical of me to have bad ideas.

She is a drinker though. I told her about Lennoxville and she was concerned about the town's lack of bars.

[Cheebs]

[Flannel Boy]

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Yeah, and that's not going to change. Samantha kind of looks like a young Lara Flynn Boyle, but with better curves.

[Flannel Boy]

So I decided to ask her out later today. The worst that can happen is that she will say no and I will remain alone and miserable.

[Robo]

So I decided to ask her out later today. The worst that can happen is that she will say no and I will remain alone and miserable.

buena suerte!

[Saint Cornelius]

Samantha kind of looks like a young Lara Flynn Boyle, but with better curves.

You should ask her out anyways. 

[Van Cruncheon]

that's how i got dates, by and large. the law of averages says that not EVERY woman can say no -- and better yet, sooner or later a hot one with a cool attitude will say yes.

seriously, losing your fear of wounded pride and your paranoia over humiliation will change your life in a lot of useful ways. they reject you? fuck that! now you reject them! in their dumb blonde faces! NOW TRY AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

[Bloodwake]

GO MALEK 

[TVC15]

She's a job counselor, dude.  She is paid to make people feel like they aren't incompetent pieces of garbage.  She is paid to laugh at your jokes.