Author Topic: Should I make a move? (FAILURE) (Read 9659 times)

Cyanista · « **Reply #60 on:** May 17, 2007, 01:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2007, 01:05:41 PM

seriously, losing your fear of wounded pride and your paranoia over humiliation will change your life in a lot of useful ways. they reject you? fuck that! now you reject them! in their dumb blonde faces! NOW TRY AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

This is seriously the best internet dating courage advice I've ever seen. You ever seen a guy that's like a six or a seven with a nine on his arm? That's how he got her - the law of averages. If you ask enough, someone will take you up on it.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #61 on:** May 17, 2007, 01:35:16 PM »

You obviously have a self-confidence problem. To play into your neurosis, remember that women love to date men that are "diamonds in the rough". Many suffer from their own self-image problems and even the most beautiful will not feel they are worthy of a "hot guy". Most women date "below their level" for this reason. They think they can take a guy and clean him up and make him an ideal mate. It's a wonderful genetic trait that helps keep our species procreating.

Take it from an ugly guy who has a dated a few "9's" in his lifetime.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #62 on:** May 17, 2007, 01:39:16 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 17, 2007, 01:35:16 PM

Take it from an ugly guy who has a dated a few "9's" in his lifetime.

You may be ugly on the inside, you republican fuck, but you're far from ugly on the outside.

(still good advice though)

tiesto · « **Reply #63 on:** May 17, 2007, 01:52:59 PM »

One thing I learned about rejection is that if you get rejected, you're subconsciously rejecting them, too... you may paint a girl in an ideal and flawless light, but once you get rejected, those flaws will immediately come to the surface. I look back on some girls I got rejected by, and it's like... "she had a tank-ass, why did I like her again?" or "she was dumb as a brick" or "she was a prude" etc etc.

If she isn't into you, it's not meant to be and nothing you can do could get them to change their minds. But not to worry, there's always someone better (i.e. more compatible) out there.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #64 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:02:50 PM »

GHB souds like your best chance.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #65 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:04:53 PM »

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 17, 2007, 02:02:50 PM

GHB souds like your best chance.

You got the hook up?

I got a ten spot.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #66 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:06:37 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on May 17, 2007, 02:04:53 PM

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 17, 2007, 02:02:50 PM
GHB souds like your best chance.

You got the hook up?

I got a ten spot.

Let me wait until WhiteACID is sleeping

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:07:36 PM »

also, when they reject you -- and they will -- DO NOT LOOK AWAY. look them in the eye and say "that's cool; no harm in asking!" and smile back. this is for your sake, not hers! you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #68 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:07:55 PM »

Kinky

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #69 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:08:44 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #70 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2007, 02:07:36 PM

you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.

if you're a religious man, this is also a good time to ask god to smite the bitch.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #71 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:12:06 PM »

yeah, i found a little angry venting followed by a good bar stool slump worked wonders.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #72 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:12:52 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2007, 02:12:06 PM

yeah, i found a little angry venting followed by a good bar stool slump worked wonders.

and hey, if you make it to last call, you might still get lucky!

oh oh I see Boogie: goddamnit Boogie, SPILL THE FUCK BEANS MANG.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #73 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2007, 02:07:36 PM

also, when they reject you -- and they will -- DO NOT LOOK AWAY. look them in the eye and say "that's cool; no harm in asking!" and smile back. this is for your sake, not hers! you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.

That's CREEPY.

The good news is that most women are too nice to reject you to your face. Most will say yes, then stiff you later .. or will just make up some bullshit excuse on the spot.

BlackMage · « **Reply #74 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:18:46 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 17, 2007, 02:13:55 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 17, 2007, 02:07:36 PM
also, when they reject you -- and they will -- DO NOT LOOK AWAY. look them in the eye and say "that's cool; no harm in asking!" and smile back. this is for your sake, not hers! you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.

That's CREEPY.

The good news is that most women are too nice to reject you to your face. Most will say yes, then stiff you later .. or will just make up some bullshit excuse on the spot.

and that's what I hate!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:19:13 PM »

What the fuck - why is this a thread? And what the fuck, why is Doug the only one with advice that matters. Just ask her to coffee or something she's interested in. It's not hard. Yes, eventually, some woman will succumb to your wily charms and/or hydrochloride.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #76 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:20:42 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 17, 2007, 03:19:13 PM

And what the fuck, why is Doug the only one with advice that matters.

Yo I think I gave some pretty sage advice.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #77 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:24:01 PM »

It was alright, not demeaning enough. Hey, we gonna play Halo 3 or whut, dude?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #78 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 17, 2007, 03:24:01 PM

Hey, we gonna play Halo 3 or whut, dude?

I'm like the only 360 owner with a copy of Crackdown that didn't leap at the opprotunity to download the beta. :'(

That said... what's up with tonite? I'm gaming into the wee hours as I'm taking the day off tomorrow to go to L.A.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #79 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:35:12 PM »

It's not still available for download?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #80 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:38:40 PM »

Is that a question, or are you fucking uptalking?

Cyanista · « **Reply #81 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:39:44 PM »

(halo sux)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #82 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:40:40 PM »

:'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #83 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:40:50 PM »

So...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #84 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:41:35 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 17, 2007, 03:38:40 PM

Is that a question, or are you fucking uptalking?

No, it was a question. I would've thought Microsoft would keep the Beta download open considering that they fucked it up yesterday. Did you even try?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #85 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:42:20 PM »

And you don't have an MVP trophy waiting for you, Malek.

We all saw it coming, but we tried.

Sorry dude.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #86 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 17, 2007, 03:41:35 PM

No, it was a question. I would've thought Microsoft would keep the Beta download open considering that they fucked it up yesterday. Did you even try?

Not yet. I'm probably going to spending the night slashing at my wrists after whatsherfaces' mean-spirited comments :'(

edit: aw, Malek. Don't get discouraged - you did what a lot of dodes aren't able to do. Now go on a rampage and ask out every hoodrat you see.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #87 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:43:35 PM »

Corny give me your beta ticket, and will give you pleasure

Whats did she say malek?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #88 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:45:06 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 17, 2007, 03:43:35 PM

Corny give me your beta ticket, and will give you pleasure

Whats did she say malek?

She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #89 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:46:15 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 03:45:06 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 17, 2007, 03:43:35 PM
Corny give me your beta ticket, and will give you pleasure

Whats did she say malek?
She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.

sorry about that. Want to get drunk with me?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #90 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:46:28 PM »

She probably has a whole lie set up to tell every guy that comes in to get help.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #91 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:47:36 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 03:45:06 PM

She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.

*cracks knuckles* come on brill, let's go see about this guy having an "accident"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #92 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:48:21 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 17, 2007, 03:42:20 PM

And you don't have an MVP trophy waiting for you, Malek.

We all saw it coming, but we tried.

Sorry dude.

One of us at least has balls (not Dirk). Mine were kicked hard, but they're still there!

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 17, 2007, 03:46:15 PM

She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.

sorry about that. Want to get drunk with me?
[/quote]
Sure.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 17, 2007, 03:46:28 PM

She probably has a whole lie set up to tell every guy that comes in to get help.

Yeah, she probably has to use it a lot. Stinkin' whore!!! She could have at least found me a job!

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 17, 2007, 03:47:36 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 03:45:06 PM
She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.

*cracks knuckles* come on brill, let's go see about this guy having an "accident"

lol

Cheebs · « **Reply #93 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:48:45 PM »

at least you don't have to change your avatar

Robo · « **Reply #94 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:49:51 PM »

Don't you feel good about asking though?

- "No no, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #95 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:50:13 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on May 17, 2007, 03:48:45 PM

at least you don't have to change your avatar

Good for another decade. Might need to use a new photo eventually though.

Quote from: RoboJ on May 17, 2007, 03:49:51 PM

Don't you feel good about asking though?

(Image removed from quote.) - "No no, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing."

No.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #96 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:51:03 PM »

Oh, the title change... :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #97 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 17, 2007, 03:43:29 PM

Not yet. I'm probably going to spending the night slashing at my wrists after whatsherfaces' mean-spirited comments :'(

Man, I'm out of the loop. You talkin' bout Cyanista?

... At any rate, at least you asked, dude. No guts, no glory.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #98 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:51:59 PM »

GHB can still work.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #99 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 17, 2007, 03:51:10 PM

Man, I'm out of the loop. You talkin' bout Cyanista?

Her and her soul-crushing anti-Halo comments. It's down the road, not across the river, right?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #100 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:53:04 PM »

She didn't even get you a job yet! That bitch!

I think I will have tequila if I have any left, other wise it will be French white wine, which I've been saving $:-\$ .

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #101 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:54:21 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 17, 2007, 03:53:04 PM

I think I will have tequila if I have any left, other wise it will be French white wine, which I've been saving $:-\$ .

Occassions don't get more special than this. You could always dis him again and deny him your white wine.

Malek if you lived in San Diego I'd get you hammered. We'd even do some drinking, too!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #102 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:55:41 PM »

Times like these is what alcohol was created for.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #103 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:56:30 PM »

There's a girl in my econ class who's kinda good looking; well, she's a bit small (in height) but has a very cute face. Anyway she sits across the room from me, and nearly everytime I glace towards that side of the room I notice she's starting at me...

Knowing me, I probably won't talk to her. She seems nice, so I'll try to "make a move", but along the lines of simply starting conversation $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #104 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:57:31 PM »

You probably shouldn't make a move on a fabrication.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #105 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:57:51 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 17, 2007, 03:56:30 PM

Knowing me, I probably won't talk to her.

Knowing you, you don't exist.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #106 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 17, 2007, 03:56:30 PM

A bunch of lies

zzzzzz quit trying to threadjack

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #107 on:** May 17, 2007, 03:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 17, 2007, 03:54:21 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 17, 2007, 03:53:04 PM
I think I will have tequila if I have any left, other wise it will be French white wine, which I've been saving $:-\$ .

Occassions don't get more special than this. You could always dis him again and deny him your white wine.

Malek if you lived in San Diego I'd get you hammered. We'd even do some drinking, too!

I see what you did there.

Quote from: Willco on May 17, 2007, 03:55:41 PM

Times like these is what alcohol was created for.

Yeah, good thing I have lots of vodka. Though I really don't feel that bad. My pessimistic outlook got me ready for the shot in the balls. Maybe it doesn't hurt as much when you anticipate that steel toes shoe in the nutsack.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #108 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:01:59 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 17, 2007, 02:13:55 PM

That's CREEPY.

The good news is that most women are too nice to reject you to your face. Most will say yes, then stiff you later .. or will just make up some bullshit excuse on the spot.

I really wasn't interested in the clearly passive-aggressive or fake chicas; 95% of the time, I was told "well, i'm in a relationship already" or "maybe some other time, thanks for asking".

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #109 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:03:44 PM »

I'll drink to your victory tonight. Yes, it was ultimately a failure, but you asked her out. That's a little victory.

Kinda.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #110 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:05:06 PM »

Back to fantasizing about Jenna Fischer. She has a broken back... so I have to nurse her back to health. Plus she can't move!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, I know that's creepy.

[close]

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 17, 2007, 04:03:44 PM

I'll drink to your victory tonight. Yes, it was ultimately a failure, but you asked her out. That's a little victory.

Kinda.

The Mavericks first round exit was also a victory. I mean... they did get an extra long vacation. Who doesn't like vacations?

TVC15 · « **Reply #111 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM »

I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #112 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 04:05:06 PM

Back to fantasizing about Jenna Fischer. She has a broken back... so I have to nurse her back to health. Plus she can't move!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah, I know that's creepy.
[close]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #113 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:07:10 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM

I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.

Rock-on!!!

Cheebs · « **Reply #114 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:07:35 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM

I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.

corn cat or men, pick tvc.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #115 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 04:05:06 PM

Back to fantasizing about Jenna Fischer. She has a broken back... so I have to nurse her back to health. Plus she can't move!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah, I know that's creepy.
[close]

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 17, 2007, 04:03:44 PM
I'll drink to your victory tonight. Yes, it was ultimately a failure, but you asked her out. That's a little victory.

Kinda.
The Mavericks first round exit was also a victory. I mean... they did get an extra long vacation. Who doesn't like vacations?

I tried.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #116 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:12:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM

I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.

But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.

Probably to soften the blow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #117 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 04:12:14 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.
But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.

Probably to soften the blow.

What did you say, and how? Give us tips on what not to do Malek :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #118 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 17, 2007, 04:12:14 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.
But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.

Probably to soften the blow.

Where is the "Cute"?

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #119 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 17, 2007, 04:07:10 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2007, 04:06:40 PM
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.

Rock-on!!!

Women can be trusted about as far as you can throw them. Damn McDonalds, because now they can't be thrown very far.

News:

Author Topic: Should I make a move? (FAILURE) (Read 9659 times)