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Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« on: May 16, 2007, 01:21:24 AM »
Who and why.  Here, I'll go first.

1. Terry Gilliam- I know, I know, his later work has been mostly poop.  But the man has directed some of my favorite movies of all time, and I love his bizarre vision of things.  Gets this spot for Brazil alone, really.
2. Coen Brothers- In a world where comedy usually gets the shaft at award shows, I feel it's necessary to acknowledge the guys who have done the best job in my opinion with the genre.  It really doesn't get any better than The Big Lebowski and Raising Arizona as far as comedies go.
3. Akira Kurosawa- the master, imo.  I remember the first time I saw Rashomon- I was a junior in high school and saw it at a foreign film celebration or something at the Woodruff Arts Center in Atlanta.  Seeing on the big screen was awesome, and it was my first exposure to Kurosawa.  The next day I rented The Seven Samurai and Ran. 
4. Werner Herzog- made some of the most awe inspiring movies ever, imo.  Right up there with Kazan and Brando for best Director-Actor team for the stuff he did with Kinski.  Aguirre, the Wrath of God is my second favorite movie of all time, probably.
5. Noah Baumbach- the new kid.  The hot shot.  Sure he's really only directed two movies, but they've both been BRILLIANT.  I have high hopes for Margot at the Wedding.  This spot would have been Wes Anderson's before Life Aquatic and Squid and the Whale, but Noah's had consistently higher quality work imo now.

Alright bitches, spill it.  Well, except for Michelle.  I don't want to vomit tonight.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 01:28:31 AM »
I don't know much about directors, or what seperates the great ones from the good ones - Solo, Ichi, Triumph, Willco, etc seem to "get" that more than I do. But I must say that if I had to pick a director that always impresses me, it's Scorsese. I was really introduced to him this year basically, through movies like Goodfellas and Taxi Driver. But in all the movies of his that I've seen, I've noticed that the pacing is wonderful; he seems to have command of the movie, and know exactly where he wants it to go at all times.

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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 01:31:52 AM »
I don't know much about directors, or what seperates the great ones from the good ones - Solo, Ichi, Triumph, Willco, etc seem to "get" that more than I do. But I must say that if I had to pick a director that always impresses me, it's Scorsese. I was really introduced to him this year basically, through movies like Goodfellas and Taxi Driver. But in all the movies of his that I've seen, I've noticed that the pacing is wonderful; he seems to have command of the movie, and know exactly where he wants it to go at all times.


That's a load of crap- you're just trying to be acceptable.  You know you really wanted to say Ron Howard.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 01:33:38 AM »
Ridley Scott. He rocks
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 01:33:41 AM »
I'm not so knowledgeable on film as the others here, and this may be a generic response for someone just getting heavy into films, but if I was to pick one director who's impacted me with style, and outright genius it would Kubrick. From the cinematography, the classic eye shots, the dialogue, humor, use of music...it always clicks for me when I watch a Kubrick film, and I usually more often than not want to watch his movie again right after viewing it. Ever since I got 2001 on dvd last February, I have watched it almost every weekend. I'm actually considering it to be my new favorite movie ever, topping Jacob's Ladder.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 01:35:23 AM »
As for up and coming Directors: Zack Snyder! I liked Dawn of the Dead remake and Loved 300!
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 01:39:02 AM »
I don't know much about directors, or what seperates the great ones from the good ones - Solo, Ichi, Triumph, Willco, etc seem to "get" that more than I do. But I must say that if I had to pick a director that always impresses me, it's Scorsese. I was really introduced to him this year basically, through movies like Goodfellas and Taxi Driver. But in all the movies of his that I've seen, I've noticed that the pacing is wonderful; he seems to have command of the movie, and know exactly where he wants it to go at all times.


That's a load of crap- you're just trying to be acceptable.  You know you really wanted to say Ron Howard.

I've only seen one of his movies, A Beautiful Mind, which I thought was pretty good. Eh

Himuro: I really need to see Full Metal Jacket. I've already spoiled a couple scenes on Youtube, all of which were amazing. And Spartacus is a great, great epic movie
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 01:41:31 AM »
As for up and coming Directors: Zack Snyder! I liked Dawn of the Dead remake and Loved 300!





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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 01:41:41 AM »
Like wise, I find Tarantino's movies much more involving than most other movies I watch. They almost always try their hardest to stand out compared to their peers. People can vouch that Tarantino is more of a style director who offers little substance in his movies, but I don't really give a shit. This may be a minority opinion, but Tarantino, when he really wants to, is a master of suspense along the lines of Hitch and DePalma.

Hitchcock is another favorite, especially after Vertigo, Rear Window, Psycho, and North by Northwest. I grew up watching his show on Nick at Nite, so I guess that's apart of the reason I like him so much despite his obvious talent.

Himuro: I really need to see Full Metal Jacket. I've already spoiled a couple scenes on Youtube, all of which were amazing. And Spartacus is a great, great epic movie

You must watch Full Metal Jacket. Many people aren't big fans of it because the 2nd and 3rd acts pale in contrast to the highly emotional first act, but I find it to be one of my favorite movies, and is a wonderful effort. More importantly, you should watch Dr. Strangelove, Barry Lyndon, and Clockwork Orange instead of FMJ. I like FMJ a lot, but they are so much better.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 01:47:15 AM »
Tarantino: The man hasn't made one bad movie yet IMO, and he truly has a love for film as well as a massively great skill of writing memorable dialogue. Death Proof shows that he still kicks ass, and hopefully he's got a lot more movies in him.

Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas. Raging Bull. TAXI DRIVER. I mean, this man just kicks ass. You fuckers may disagree, but the Departed IMO was a deserving winner of Best Picture, and he finally took home that Best Director Academy Award. Again, he rarely fucks up, and his films always have good points to them, even the ones that aren't notably his best (Bringing Out the Dead... entirely decent film IMO).

Wes Anderson: He writes and directs these films that are outrageous forms of reality but are closer to what reality actually is than we want to admit. The art style is amazing, and every one of his films doesn't cease to amaze me. Rushmore is definitely one of my top ten favorite films of all time.

AND, the directors I am really beginning to get acquainted to:

Sergio Leone: I just fucking bought Once Upon A Time in the West last night, and I have a copy of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly that I have to watch on this summer's WATCH ME list. I own Fistful of Dollars, and the cinematography in these films is amazing.

Akira Kurosawa: So far I've only seen Throne of Blood, but (and I think Solo would agree, the Criterion boxart is his avatar) that's all I really needed to watch to see that this man fucking rocks.

Directors I am curiously watching for the next few years are Alfonso Cuaron and Gulliarmo Del Toro.

BTW, I love Spielberg. Just saying.

PS: Fuck Ron Howard. Words cannot describe how much he's overrated.
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 01:48:57 AM »
As for up and coming Directors: Zack Snyder! I liked Dawn of the Dead remake and Loved 300!

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both movies ruled. I don't care what you say!  :maf
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 01:54:59 AM »
I FORGOT HITCHCOCK HOW FUCKING STUPID AM I.

300 was a flaming piece of overacted shit. The fight scenes sucked and Leonidas' wife needed to be fucking muzzled to keep the fucking bad dialogue from spilling out of her mouth.

Kubrick doesn't do too much for me. 2001 is good IMO but it isn't great. My favorite film of his is probably A Clockwork Orange mainly because it's massively random.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 01:57:08 AM »
How could I forget about Hitchcock? Damn

Rear Window is one of the absolute best movies I've ever seen. Hitchcock was a master of suspense to me because he could keep you on the edge of your seat for prolonged periods of time without it feeling played out. The second half of Rear Window, especially that last 10-15 minute shocker, feels so tight yet so effortless. The same can be said of Strangers on a Train, which really blew me away. The movie came out in what, the early 60's? Yet it took on such taboo issues as divorce and murder of females with nothing held back. But then again Hitchcock was of the Hollywood cloth. Finally there's Psycho...damn. That's three great movies right there, and I still need to see more.

Also I like Steven Spielberg. He's not the greatest, but he has made some of the most enjoyable movies I've ever seen. What seperates him from most is that his catalog is so damn wide. From amazing war movies to science fiction, the man has covered all the bases. Plus it seems like he effortlessly puts together movies. Things might not stick out as brilliant, but he manages to methodically get the job done.
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 02:00:50 AM »
I FORGOT HITCHCOCK HOW FUCKING STUPID AM I.

300 was a flaming piece of overacted shit. The fight scenes sucked and Leonidas' wife needed to be fucking muzzled to keep the fucking bad dialogue from spilling out of her mouth.

Kubrick doesn't do too much for me. 2001 is good IMO but it isn't great. My favorite film of his is probably A Clockwork Orange mainly because it's massively random.

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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 02:02:19 AM »
I liked them both too blackmage.

my personal scale of favorites would probably go: Kubrick = Kurosawa > Scott >> Bergman = Leone > Hitchcock >>> Mann = Scorsese = Tarantino

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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2007, 02:03:28 AM »
Kubrick doesn't do too much for me. 2001 is good IMO but it isn't great. My favorite film of his is probably A Clockwork Orange mainly because it's massively random.

What I love about Kubrick is how he is so damn diverse. The guy goes from Dr. Strangelove to 2001, Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket...and it's absolutely insane because they all have their own styles, and almost all of them are pulled off perfectly. I really can't think of any director that could be as diverse as Kubrick, but also as imaginative or amazing as Kubrick. The guy's stuff continously impresses the more I watch them because a lot of them, like 2001 and Clockwork feel ahead of their time.

Another favorite director of mine would be Coppola. He's another good diverse director.
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2007, 02:04:01 AM »
I just watched some of 300 on that movie site, and holy shit I forgot how amazing it is. I can't wait for the DVD; any news on it?

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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2007, 02:14:34 AM »
Nolan
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2007, 02:15:54 AM »
PD have you seen Vertigo?

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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2007, 02:45:08 AM »
No. It looks awesome though
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2007, 03:10:42 AM »
Martin Scorsese - Taxi Driver, The Departed, Goodfellas, Casino, Gangs of New York, Raging Bull. The guy has a tremendous track record.

Oliver Stone - JFK, Platoon, Natural Born Killers, Born on the Fourth of July, Nixon, Wall Street. His movies used to have balls. I'm not really sure that's true anymore (I haven't seen Alexander or WTC.) If you ever get a chance to read through A Child's Night Dream then you'll get an idea of where the man is coming from. He's a vietnam war veteran with a bourgeois background. At the very least he has a unique perspective among Hollywood filmmakers.

Quentin Tarantino - Always worth going to the theatre for. Seriously.

Guy Ritchie - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch and Revolver were all immensely entertaining. Some people didn't like Revolver, and it is a bit style-over-substance, but I think it works. Judge for yourself.

I'm usually not a fan of 'directors', but rather films. There are many directors who I think have done a good job on more than one occasion, but I've just listed a few that stick out to me.

I definitely need to check out some Kurosawa and Hitchcock at some point, though I do prefer the gritty and brutal film style that we've become accustomed to in films made in the 1970's onward.
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2007, 03:13:05 AM »
Paul Thomas Anderson - Picks up where Kubrick left off and may be the only man worthy to do so.  He injects an instantly recognizable style into his films that is matched only by the wit of his writing and grace of his actors.  He made Adam Sandler seem talented, for fuck's sake.

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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2007, 04:02:37 AM »
300 was a flaming piece of overacted shit. The fight scenes sucked
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2007, 04:39:11 AM »
Oh, man...I dunno what my list would look like.  People have already named most of the masters.  I'll have to think about it and post later.
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2007, 12:56:03 PM »
Wong Kar-Wai
Pedro Almodovar
Alfonso Cuaron
Akira Kurosawa
David Cronenberg
Richard Linklater
Satoshi Kon
Alfred Hitchcock
Billy Wilder
Hayao Miyazaki
David Lynch
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2007, 01:01:46 PM »
I don't know much about directors, or what seperates the great ones from the good ones - Solo, Ichi, Triumph, Willco, etc seem to "get" that more than I do. But I must say that if I had to pick a director that always impresses me, it's Scorsese. I was really introduced to him this year basically, through movies like Goodfellas and Taxi Driver. But in all the movies of his that I've seen, I've noticed that the pacing is wonderful; he seems to have command of the movie, and know exactly where he wants it to go at all times.


That's a load of crap- you're just trying to be acceptable.  You know you really wanted to say Ron Howard.
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2007, 01:05:22 PM »
How did I miss this thread?  ???

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1. Terry Gilliam- I know, I know, his later work has been mostly poop.  But the man has directed some of my favorite movies of all time, and I love his bizarre vision of things.  Gets this spot for Brazil alone, really.
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2. Coen Brothers- In a world where comedy usually gets the shaft at award shows, I feel it's necessary to acknowledge the guys who have done the best job in my opinion with the genre.  It really doesn't get any better than The Big Lebowski and Raising Arizona as far as comedies go.

OMG amen.   :elephant  The Big Lebowski is my favorite movie of all times, perhaps.

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Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas. Raging Bull. TAXI DRIVER.

:heart Let us add Gangs of New York (shut up Bill the Butcher was awesome) and the Departed. 

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Wes Anderson: He writes and directs these films that are outrageous forms of reality but are closer to what reality actually is than we want to admit. The art style is amazing, and every one of his films doesn't cease to amaze me. Rushmore is definitely one of my top ten favorite films of all time.

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Tarantino: The man hasn't made one bad movie yet IMO, and he truly has a love for film as well as a massively great skill of writing memorable dialogue.
Pulp Fiction
Jackie Brown
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill. . .AND he introduced me to Iron Monkey.  :heartbeat

I really like Kurosawa's films, but I don't know I'd call him a favorite.  That's just so trendy.  Sure, they are great, but I'm not going to lie - parts of Seven Samurai dragged for me.  OK???

All my favorites were already listed, gosh.  Some good taste 'round here.

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Is this the studio Gibli guy?  Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away rank among my favorite films of all time, too. 
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2007, 01:06:37 PM »
As for up and coming Directors: Zack Snyder! I liked Dawn of the Dead remake and Loved 300!

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both movies ruled. I don't care what you say!  :maf
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2007, 01:10:04 PM »
I PITY THE PEOPLE WHO MENTION GONY BUT DON'T MENTION THE AVIATOR

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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2007, 01:12:29 PM »
Aviator bored me.  I'm sorry.  :-\  Whatsherface did a mean Katherine Hepburn but still, I was like  :zzz
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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2007, 01:35:20 PM »
I like Kurosawa for his cinematography, vision, and just the way he blocks scenes for films in general, but his films *do* drag. I also like Hitchcock and Welles, but of the two, I can only really watch Hitchcock again and again. Sidney Lumet is always great.

Nolan and Cuaron are my two favorite recent directors -- they deftly tread the line between auteur and the mainstream. I already made my appreciation thread for Alexander Payne.

Richard Linklater and David Lynch and the Coen Brothers <3 <3 <3

I'm not a big fan of Wes Anderson -- he's too uneven and, dare I say it, masturbatory. I loved Rushmore and liked Bottle Rocket, but The Life Aquatic and The Royal Tenenbaums really meandered, largely in the name of packing in EXTRA QUIRKY for YOUR CINEMA DOLLAR.

I'm not a huge Scorsese fan. I liked Taxi Driver and Goodfellas, but I can pass on the rest. Same with Gilliam: he's too uneven -- he has some killer works like Brasil, and some turds like The Brothers Grimm. I can't decide if I liked or hated The Fisher King -- despite what the Academy thought, Robin Williams was NOT a good casting call.


I haven't seen much Cronenberg other than The Fly, eXistenZ, and Videodrome -- the latter two at TVC's prompting. He's suggested that I watch Herzog, and I probably need to -- it's kind of a gaping hole in my cinema education.

Tarantino is a one-trick pony (although he's good at that one trick) -- he's Kevin Smith for the teenaged grindhouse cinema set. Now that I think about it, it's unfair to call The Life Aquatic masturbatory when we have Kill fucking Bill 1 and 2 -- two terrible fucking movies for anyone but the biggest and flabbiest of Asian XXXTreme cinema nerds. Pulp Fiction was great, Jackie Brown was good, and Reservoir Dogs was awkward. I hold out hope for Death Proof based on folks' positive assessment of it -- although the fact that it is dialogue-heavy worries me, since I really had my fill of his brand of edgy snark with, well, ALL OF HIS PREVIOUS MOVIES WITH THE IRONIC EXCEPTION OF KILL BILL.

Spielberg sucks.
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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2007, 01:42:11 PM »
I'm not a huge Scorsese fan. I liked Taxi Driver and Goodfellas, but I can pass on the rest.

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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2007, 01:43:09 PM »
I'm a big fan of Rocco Siffredi.  :-[
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2007, 01:45:44 PM »
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Kill fucking Bill 1 and 2 -- two terrible fucking movies for anyone but the biggest and flabbiest of Asian XXXTreme cinema nerds.

You are a punk and a half, and if I ever meet you I'm going to put you in a fucking headlock.  Kill Bill is a highly stylized revenge tale with an awesomely unobjectified female lead and a bunch of kickass fight scenes.  The only asian cinema I've seen from the 60s and 70s is like. . Drunken Master and Enter the Dragon.

This movie kicked ass and had a kickass chick.  I am so down.
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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2007, 01:48:06 PM »
kb vol. 1 and 2 are awesome.

that scene with uma trying to move her big toe was fucking disgusting though  :-\
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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2007, 01:49:25 PM »
Adrian Lyne <3
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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2007, 01:49:55 PM »
kb vol. 1 and 2 are awesome.

that scene with uma trying to move her big toe was fucking disgusting though  :-\

Have you seen the John Wayne movie that inspired that scene?
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« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2007, 01:51:29 PM »
kb vol. 1 and 2 are awesome.

that scene with uma trying to move her big toe was fucking disgusting though  :-\

Have you seen the John Wayne movie that inspired that scene?

nope.

is there a youtube link for that? there's no way someone could have uglier toes than uma.
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« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2007, 01:52:05 PM »
kb vol. 1 and 2 are awesome.

that scene with uma trying to move her big toe was fucking disgusting though  :-\

Have you seen the John Wayne movie that inspired that scene?

nope.

is there a youtube link for that? there's no way someone could have uglier toes than uma.

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« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2007, 01:54:08 PM »
kb vol. 1 and 2 are awesome.

that scene with uma trying to move her big toe was fucking disgusting though  :-\

Have you seen the John Wayne movie that inspired that scene?

nope.

is there a youtube link for that? there's no way someone could have uglier toes than uma.

kirsten dunst

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what john wayne movie were you talking about?
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« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2007, 01:55:54 PM »
Please. I could see Tarantino jerking off in the background of Kill Bill the whole time -- he didn't give a shit about telling a story or developing characters; he just wanted to make little nods to all his favorite Hong Kong slice-em-ups. It was four hours of videogame cutscenes. If I want gallons of blood without a plot or characters I give a fuck about, I'll watch Faces of Death. PEACE.
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« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2007, 02:06:24 PM »
If I want gallons of blood without a plot or characters I give a fuck about, I'll watch Faces of Death. PEACE.


No watch Murder-Set-Pieces if you want that and don't EVER say that again.
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« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2007, 02:22:18 PM »
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Kill fucking Bill 1 and 2 -- two terrible fucking movies for anyone but the biggest and flabbiest of Asian XXXTreme cinema nerds.

You are a punk and a half, and if I ever meet you I'm going to put you in a fucking headlock.  Kill Bill is a highly stylized revenge tale with an awesomely unobjectified female lead and a bunch of kickass fight scenes.  The only asian cinema I've seen from the 60s and 70s is like. . Drunken Master and Enter the Dragon.

This movie kicked ass and had a kickass chick.  I am so down.
yeah, but Kill Bill Vol. 2 > Kill Bill Vol. 1

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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2007, 02:38:05 PM »
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Kill fucking Bill 1 and 2 -- two terrible fucking movies for anyone but the biggest and flabbiest of Asian XXXTreme cinema nerds.

You are a punk and a half, and if I ever meet you I'm going to put you in a fucking headlock.  Kill Bill is a highly stylized revenge tale with an awesomely unobjectified female lead and a bunch of kickass fight scenes.  The only asian cinema I've seen from the 60s and 70s is like. . Drunken Master and Enter the Dragon.

This movie kicked ass and had a kickass chick.  I am so down.

Congratulations, you just became the first girl I COULD have a genuine e-crush on if I didn't have an awesome girlfriend currently.
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2007, 02:53:00 PM »
By the way, here's my "fuck Evilbore's elitism" tribute to directors post:

Spielberg: Jaws. Close Encounters. Indiana Jones. Minority Report. SCHINDLER'S LIST. Saving Private Ryan. Jurassic Park.

Seriously, if you don't like Spielburg you have personal problems . Especially if you don't like Schindler's List. That movie is exceptionally great. I even fucking enjoyed War of the Worlds. Munich dragged, but it was still decent.

Kevin Smith: All of his movies are fucking hilarious. Sure, he did Jersey Girl, but one out of like seven isn't too bad if you ask me. Plus he has a knack for dialogue too. I love directors with a knack for dialogue.

By the way, Eastwood's pretty good too. UNFORGIVEN HELL YEAH



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« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2007, 02:58:27 PM »
CLERKS. I can't hate Smith since he did CLERKS.
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2007, 02:59:47 PM »
CLERKS. I can't hate Smith since he did CLERKS.

Exactly. Clerks is classic. Chasing Amy is classic. Hell, DOGMA was classic. Clerks II was the return of hilarity after Jersey Girl.
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2007, 03:50:58 PM »
Terry Gilliam
Ridley Scott
Akira Kurosawa
Stanley Kubrick
Alfred Hitchcock
Christopher Nolan
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Kevin Smith
Steven Spielberg
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2007, 03:57:30 PM »
Danny Boyle
Trainspotting
The Beach (Fuck you guys this movie is awesome)
28 Days Later
Millions
Sunshine

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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2007, 04:59:39 PM »
Danny Boyle
Trainspotting
The Beach (Fuck you guys this movie is awesome)
28 Days Later
Millions
Sunshine

I actually really enjoy Danny Boyle's work, FoC.  Have you seen Sunshine yet?

Also, Cyanista is totally trying to steal my e-heart and it's WORKING.
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2007, 06:28:07 PM »
I like Kurosawa for his cinematography, vision, and just the way he blocks scenes for films in general, but his films *do* drag. I also like Hitchcock and Welles, but of the two, I can only really watch Hitchcock again and again. Sidney Lumet is always great.

Nolan and Cuaron are my two favorite recent directors -- they deftly tread the line between auteur and the mainstream. I already made my appreciation thread for Alexander Payne.

Richard Linklater and David Lynch and the Coen Brothers <3 <3 <3

I'm not a big fan of Wes Anderson -- he's too uneven and, dare I say it, masturbatory. I loved Rushmore and liked Bottle Rocket, but The Life Aquatic and The Royal Tenenbaums really meandered, largely in the name of packing in EXTRA QUIRKY for YOUR CINEMA DOLLAR.

I'm not a huge Scorsese fan. I liked Taxi Driver and Goodfellas, but I can pass on the rest. Same with Gilliam: he's too uneven -- he has some killer works like Brasil, and some turds like The Brothers Grimm. I can't decide if I liked or hated The Fisher King -- despite what the Academy thought, Robin Williams was NOT a good casting call.


I haven't seen much Cronenberg other than The Fly, eXistenZ, and Videodrome -- the latter two at TVC's prompting. He's suggested that I watch Herzog, and I probably need to -- it's kind of a gaping hole in my cinema education.

Tarantino is a one-trick pony (although he's good at that one trick) -- he's Kevin Smith for the teenaged grindhouse cinema set. Now that I think about it, it's unfair to call The Life Aquatic masturbatory when we have Kill fucking Bill 1 and 2 -- two terrible fucking movies for anyone but the biggest and flabbiest of Asian XXXTreme cinema nerds. Pulp Fiction was great, Jackie Brown was good, and Reservoir Dogs was awkward. I hold out hope for Death Proof based on folks' positive assessment of it -- although the fact that it is dialogue-heavy worries me, since I really had my fill of his brand of edgy snark with, well, ALL OF HIS PREVIOUS MOVIES WITH THE IRONIC EXCEPTION OF KILL BILL.

Spielberg sucks.


I have to agree on pretty much everything.  I'd crop Scorsese down to Taxi Driver, and admit that I haven't seen as much of Nolan, Linklater, Cuaron, or Lynch as you.  It needs to be said again, Spielberg sucks and Kill Bill = Dogma. 

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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2007, 06:57:24 PM »

 I'd crop Scorsese down to Taxi Driver,

So. . is he one of your favorite directors, or not?  This isn't the "be as elitist as you possibly can" thread.  I'm making that one.  Someday.
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2007, 07:02:12 PM »
The Beach (Fuck you guys this movie is awesome)

A guilty pleasure of mine.  I won't tell anyone else if you don't.


Shit.
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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2007, 07:06:51 PM »
I don't like scorsese because while goodfellas was all right, raging bull was all style and had a character you couldn't care about (even by biography standards it was horrible), aviator was pretty underwhelming because the only thing it paid attention to was the fact that the guy might have OCD and not what effect the time period might have on him, departed was pretty mediocre in every way and the fact that it was based on another movie and has some pretty horrible plot choices that make it worse then that movie makes it also bad, and I really don't see what got taxi driver praise.  I might not have understood that one or what made it more than a possible oscar for a "yes man" who made a box office hit, so if it was actually good I would appreciate somebody explaining that.

Spielberg also hasn't made any really good movies in my opinion.  Munich was all right.  Schindler's List didn't really seem to be about the war, about the internment camps, you really don't see any character development in it.  Indie movies weren't very fun.  Jaws was a good idea for studios but you felt stupider after you saw it.  I can't think of any other movies of his that might be considered good.


The only thing I saw of Kubrick was Full Metal Jacket and I hated that pretty much the whole way through.  Any relevant look at the vietnam war would show the politics, not some fucking drill sergeant getting shot by a psycho.

Tarantino is good, Resorvoir Dogs was probably the first crime movie I saw that felt real.  Pulp Fiction wasn't as good in my opinion but Kill Bill, which you could say has no redeeming qualities in writing, was awesome.

Linklater is entertaining, haven't seen anything of his in a while.

Rodriguez is also good, can't think of anything other than spykids and shark bory and lava girl that sucked.  The fact that he hated Hollywood enough to not make Sin City eligible for oscars is pretty awesome.

I've only seen Children of Men for Cuaron and that was really good and he made some of the stupid-ass harry potter fans get kicked in the nuts with changing the style for the third movie so that was good.

Luc Besson is very good.

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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2007, 07:13:26 PM »
One could spend hours pointing out all the dumb shit in that post, but I only really feel the need to highlight one thing:

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Indie movies weren't very fun.

 :duh :duh :duh

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Re: Evilborians, let us discuss our favorite film directors.
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2007, 07:23:35 PM »
One could spend hours pointing out all the dumb shit in that post, but I only really feel the need to highlight one thing:

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Indie movies weren't very fun.

 :duh :duh :duh

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I love those two gifs.  They should be coded into the smilies somehow so we can post them after every stupid nintenho/Michelle post, which would be OFTEN.
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« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2007, 07:42:13 PM »
You'd have to be pretty damn distinguished mentally-challenged to think Indie movies are fun, and coming from me that's a big insult.

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« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2007, 07:44:19 PM »
Sorry they insult your snake loving culture.

Had any snake delicacy lately?
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« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2007, 07:47:24 PM »
no, not really.

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« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2007, 07:51:27 PM »
Nintenho, not only are you just plain WRONG as usual you can't even fucking SPELL as usual.

Indy movies are the Indiana Jones movies.  Indie movies refer to independently made movies.
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