Author Topic: Will someone explain second life to me. And why can you summon a dildo storm? (Read 1395 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** May 30, 2007, 12:00:13 PM »

http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2918

Why in god's name is it possible to summon a dildo storm? Did the programmers really think this was needed? Or is second life really that open ended?

Robo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:04:41 PM »

I saw this shit on the news and I had to open up a few arteries in order to release all of my disgust.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:12:47 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 30, 2007, 12:00:13 PM

http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2918

Why in god's name is it possible to summon a dildo storm? Did the programmers really think this was needed? Or is second life really that open ended?

Nearly all the content in the game is user created. The programmers didn't create the dildo storm, some player did. You can also purchase functioning penises and what not.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:21:04 PM »

I need a fuctioning penis.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:24:17 PM »

Second life is basically seedy chat rooms recreated in 3-D, which makes it both awesome and horrible.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »

If you want to come to Second Life, FoC, you can tap my blasian

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:55:55 PM »

Whats a blasian?

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:57:27 PM »

Dildo Storm sounds like a bad chick nu-metal band.

Shuri · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:08:34 PM »

second life is a well know hangout for furries and pedophiles, there was an article once about how there was pedo content (aka roleplay, pictures on the walls and "realistic" models where people could play to fuck other players dressed as naked kids) and the guy doing the article said he had reported the place to the company that does the game and fbi and the company said that there was nothing they could see since it was all simulated and for some reasons it's legal in the states

Fucking disgusting.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:13:23 PM »

Should ie be illegal for furry pedos to simulate sex online?

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:14:22 PM »

I have Dildo Storms in my bedroom all the time.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 30, 2007, 01:57:27 PM

Dildo Storm sounds like a rawking chick nu-metal band.

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 30, 2007, 02:14:22 PM

I have Dildo Storms in my bedroom all the time.

By yourself?

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 30, 2007, 01:57:27 PM

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 30, 2007, 02:14:22 PM
I have Dildo Storms in my bedroom all the time.

By yourself?

No, with these guys:

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:18:14 PM »

Oh shit that's awesome.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:19:29 PM »

why would i care what people simulate online? they can simulate violent anal rape with kittens for all i care; the point is that all parties in the simulation are consenting. i don't give a flying fuck what people do as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting adults or children. i don't hafta participate in it or validate it, so GO FUCK WILD i say.

that said, i enjoy a good round of fursecution, because furries are so hilariously demanding and desperate for validation.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:21:24 PM »

eh, i'd rather play Puzzle Pirates. *shrug*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:22:51 PM »

are you a furry, corny? i bet you're a naughty, naughty otter.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:23:40 PM »

You guys need to really call these midgets. I tell you they are good. Real good. They'll play puzzle pirates, ass pirates, anal admiral. Almost whatever you want.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 02:22:51 PM

are you a furry, corny? i bet you're a naughty, naughty otter.

other than finding Omaha the Cat Dancer kinda hot in my formative years, I don't think I'm a furry, no.

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 30, 2007, 02:23:40 PM

You guys need to really call these midgets. I tell you they are good. Real good. They'll play puzzle pirates, ass pirates, anal admiral. Almost whatever you want.

well send me their number!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:24:47 PM »

oh my, anal admiral

somebody come swab the poop deck while i deep-six the cabin boy

yo ho ho

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:29:38 PM »

Whats puzzle pirates? I'm interested.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:30:39 PM »

no no no no no stay away.

Cyanista · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 02:19:29 PM

why would i care what people simulate online? they can simulate violent anal rape with kittens for all i care; the point is that all parties in the simulation are consenting. i don't give a flying fuck what people do as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting adults or children. i don't hafta participate in it or validate it, so GO FUCK WILD i say.

that said, i enjoy a good round of fursecution, because furries are so hilariously demanding and desperate for validation.

Oh, this is pretty much what I was going to say. Wind and my sails part ways, film at eleven.

PS do not play puzzle pirates it is full to the gills of horny lesbians.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:34:46 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 30, 2007, 02:33:24 PM

PS do not play puzzle pirates it is full to the gills of horny lesbians.

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Cyanista · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:44:35 PM »

My hearties list is half full (lol I have four pirate friends) of girls who call me sexy when I log on. $:-\$ I would fear to see the sort of women making hookups through simplified pirate sprites.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:45:34 PM »

more time bilging, less time dyking out! you motherscupper.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:52:00 PM »

puzzle pirates? more like carpet pirates! amirite? lol

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