Poll

Choose the game we're going to play in the race to homojapuality.

Ar tonelico
5 (23.8%)
Atelier Iris
2 (9.5%)
Odin Sphere
7 (33.3%)
Tales of Legendia
3 (14.3%)
Magna Carta
3 (14.3%)
Code Age Commanders
1 (4.8%)

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Ichirou

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THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« on: June 14, 2007, 04:50:44 AM »
These were the games proposed in the other thread.  It would be unfair to add any more, so don't go asking for "Erotic Loli Fantasy Adventure III: Revenge of Rika-chan" added to the poll.  As soon as there's a definite winner, I'll close the thread and TVC 15 can decide when we start with the torture.
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 04:56:21 AM »
well, i'mo play odin sphere anyway so

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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2007, 04:57:50 AM »
well, i'mo play odin sphere anyway so

You know it's mediocre, right?
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 04:59:59 AM »
well, i'mo play odin sphere anyway so

You know it's mediocre, right?

Aren't all homojap games?

I'll play Odin Sphere too
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 05:03:28 AM »
Choosing Odin Sphere feels like it's defeating the purpose of TORTURE, but I really don't want to fucking own Magna Carta.
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2007, 05:04:50 AM »
As frustratingly average as Odin Sphere is, it's still a notch above everything else on that list, I think.
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2007, 05:07:10 AM »
Well I just bought Odin Sphere BECAUSE of the damn hype, so I might as well put it to some use
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 05:07:46 AM »
I'm gonna go with Odin Sphere too. It's the only game on the list I own.

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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 05:10:46 AM »
I was half-looking forward to buying Ar tonelico or Atelier Iris and mocking them mercilessly along with you guys.  I already own Odin Sphere, though, so I voted for that. :/
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 05:13:22 AM »
Even though I play games by myself in this lonely room, I would still feel a bit ashamed and embarrased to find myself playing Ar Tornelico
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2007, 05:14:06 AM »
You don't have to feel ashamed unless it actually turns you on.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2007, 05:14:38 AM »
I WOULD RATHER NOT FIND OUT
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drohne

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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2007, 05:14:45 AM »
yeah, i saw your thread, but i'd already bought it at that point

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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2007, 12:20:39 PM »
I voted for Ar Tonelico. I don't think Odin Sphere is nearly mediocre (or creepy!) enough for this endeavor.
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2007, 12:46:42 PM »
I voted for Atelier Iris.  :(

You bitches are going to make me buy Odin Sphere, aren't you?  ;)
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2007, 05:39:51 PM »
I voted Odin Sphere, although I might have to re rent it from Gamefly. A burned copy loads 10x worse than the already awful original.
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2007, 05:42:43 PM »
MAGNA CARTA. I WANT TO SEE YOU feggits SUFFER.
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2007, 05:45:51 PM »
I've decided to go the rental route for whatever wins, even if it means reducing the torture aspect.  The race to japafaggotry should be decided within the timeframe of a rental -- plus, I can't justify spending $30 - $50 on an animu turd; not even for the sake of evilbore humor.
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2007, 08:30:07 PM »
I think it's going to be Odin Sphere...White Man's in charge of this contest so once he pokes his head in this thread and declares a winner, I'll close it.
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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2007, 08:35:58 PM »
I change my vote, I wanna do Tenchu Z
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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2007, 08:39:07 PM »
I just bought Raw Danger (PS2) and now I need to finally go and pick up Odin Sphere.

The backlog just got bigger by two.

FUCK.
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Ichirou

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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2007, 08:47:11 PM »
I change my vote, I wanna do Tenchu Z

You shoulda mentioned it in the first homojapuality thread, man...we need to limit options here to some extent or we'll never pick a game to play.
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2007, 08:19:36 AM »
I voted for Ar Tonelico. If we are going to hop down this rabbit hole of animu fandom, we might as well pick a game that reaches its inevitable conclusion-outright loli perversion.
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2007, 10:34:04 AM »
i don't think i could actually stomach playing ar tonelico, especially not with my wife in the haus.
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« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2007, 10:55:39 AM »
i don't think i could actually stomach playing ar tonelico, especially not with my wife in the haus.

I think explaining to my wife what the game is about would be hilarious. She had a huge laugh at that creepy Idolm@ster thread on GAF when I showed it to her (she didn't believe anime fans in the US were so debased).
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« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2007, 12:27:10 PM »
If Ar Tonelico wins, I'm out. And that's even if I play it during the day while my wife is at work (7 weeks of summer vacation is yet another awesome reason to be a school psychologist).
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2007, 12:31:21 PM »
Ar tonelico's not going to win...I think Odin Sphere's going to win it.  TVC 15 should just post here so I can lock the thread and we can get started.  I'm getting impatient to race for the crown of homojapuality.
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« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2007, 12:39:12 PM »
If Odin Sphere wins, I'm out. That game is borderline good! What sort of contest is this!

Can we True Masochists pick up Ar Tonelico as an alternate selection?
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« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2007, 12:39:56 PM »
I voted for Legendia as I have never ever beaten a Tales game, but this one has music by the Mr. Driller composer so I want to beat it. But the first hour or so was pretty..... meh  :-\

Legendia was my second choice. I've played a few Tales games (only beat one) and found the gameplay stomachable enough.

I think I need to see why everyone is so scared of Ar Tornelico, to google!

Wow, Ar Tonelico is way more HomoJapa or whatever than Odin Sphere. I can play Odin Sphere and not feel ashamed of myself, but Ar Tonelico? I feel dirty just reading about it.
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Re: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2007, 03:35:14 PM »
I think I would have to drop out if we picked Ar Tornelico.

Also, how are we gonna do this AND the book club?  Where do you re-res find the time?
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« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2007, 03:47:07 PM »
how is something homojapual if you can actually stomach playing it?

the extreme reaction to Ar Tonelico in this thread shows it is the ONE TRUE CHOICE for self-flagellation
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« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2007, 03:50:29 PM »
i couldn't stomach legendia. fine, i'll go with legendia. i refuse to endorse pedophilia!

btw, when trawling the gamefaqs forums for hints, i sure see a lot of pedos and furries slapping each other on the back. maybe it'll be good if the wii kills gaming!
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« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2007, 03:51:43 PM »
Legendia would be okay. I still maintain that Odin Sphere is not nearly homojapual enough for this contest. We need horrible anime tropes regurgitated unthinkingly, dammit.
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« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2007, 03:52:56 PM »
odin sphere was only chosen so we could save money.
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« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2007, 03:54:42 PM »
odin sphere was only chosen so we could save money.

that may work for girlfriends but not for this contest!
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« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2007, 03:54:58 PM »
yeah, the velvet sprite made my wife laugh at me. on the other hand, she *did* ask if i'd like her to dress like that. :-[ on the OTHER other hand, she said "no". :-\
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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2007, 04:06:08 PM »
I change my vote again, I wanna do Fantastic Four Silver Surfer
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« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2007, 04:08:13 PM »
I change my vote again, I wanna do Fantastic Four Silver Surfer

your sentence is missing a definite article
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« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2007, 04:09:45 PM »
I wanna do the Fantastic Four -and- the Silver Surfer?
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« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2007, 04:55:28 PM »
So I was all ready to get started on the path to homojapuality, but Odin Sphere was sold out everywhere I went: EBGames, Gamestop, Best Buy, Fry's, Fred Meyer, etc.
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« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2007, 05:45:10 PM »
distantmantra, i have an extra copy i bought for my brother, but he was broke and now he doesn't want it. you want?
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« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2007, 08:20:50 PM »
I was looking at the Ar Tonelico 1 site, none of these characters look THAT loli... I mean none of them are nearly as bad as the chick from Disgaea or something - the younger girls are all clothed and the "sexy" characters look reasonably adult.
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