Author Topic: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY (Read 2591 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** June 14, 2007, 04:50:44 AM »

These were the games proposed in the other thread. It would be unfair to add any more, so don't go asking for "Erotic Loli Fantasy Adventure III: Revenge of Rika-chan" added to the poll. As soon as there's a definite winner, I'll close the thread and TVC 15 can decide when we start with the torture.

drohne · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:56:21 AM »

well, i'mo play odin sphere anyway so

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:57:50 AM »

Quote from: drohne on June 14, 2007, 04:56:21 AM

well, i'mo play odin sphere anyway so

You know it's mediocre, right?

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:59:59 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 14, 2007, 04:57:50 AM

Quote from: drohne on June 14, 2007, 04:56:21 AM
well, i'mo play odin sphere anyway so

You know it's mediocre, right?

Aren't all homojap games?

I'll play Odin Sphere too

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:03:28 AM »

Choosing Odin Sphere feels like it's defeating the purpose of TORTURE, but I really don't want to fucking own Magna Carta.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:04:50 AM »

As frustratingly average as Odin Sphere is, it's still a notch above everything else on that list, I think.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:07:10 AM »

Well I just bought Odin Sphere BECAUSE of the damn hype, so I might as well put it to some use

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:07:46 AM »

I'm gonna go with Odin Sphere too. It's the only game on the list I own.

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:10:46 AM »

I was half-looking forward to buying Ar tonelico or Atelier Iris and mocking them mercilessly along with you guys. I already own Odin Sphere, though, so I voted for that. :/

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:13:22 AM »

Even though I play games by myself in this lonely room, I would still feel a bit ashamed and embarrased to find myself playing Ar Tornelico

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:14:06 AM »

You don't have to feel ashamed unless it actually turns you on.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:14:38 AM »

I WOULD RATHER NOT FIND OUT

drohne · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:14:45 AM »

yeah, i saw your thread, but i'd already bought it at that point

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:20:39 PM »

I voted for Ar Tonelico. I don't think Odin Sphere is nearly mediocre (or creepy!) enough for this endeavor.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:46:42 PM »

I voted for Atelier Iris.

You bitches are going to make me buy Odin Sphere, aren't you?

bluemax · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:39:51 PM »

I voted Odin Sphere, although I might have to re rent it from Gamefly. A burned copy loads 10x worse than the already awful original.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:42:43 PM »

MAGNA CARTA. I WANT TO SEE YOU feggits SUFFER.

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:45:51 PM »

I've decided to go the rental route for whatever wins, even if it means reducing the torture aspect. The race to japafaggotry should be decided within the timeframe of a rental -- plus, I can't justify spending $30 - $50 on an animu turd; not even for the sake of evilbore humor.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2007, 08:30:07 PM »

I think it's going to be Odin Sphere...White Man's in charge of this contest so once he pokes his head in this thread and declares a winner, I'll close it.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2007, 08:35:58 PM »

I change my vote, I wanna do Tenchu Z

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2007, 08:39:07 PM »

I just bought Raw Danger (PS2) and now I need to finally go and pick up Odin Sphere.

The backlog just got bigger by two.

FUCK.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** June 14, 2007, 08:47:11 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 14, 2007, 08:35:58 PM

I change my vote, I wanna do Tenchu Z

You shoulda mentioned it in the first homojapuality thread, man...we need to limit options here to some extent or we'll never pick a game to play.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:19:36 AM »

I voted for Ar Tonelico. If we are going to hop down this rabbit hole of animu fandom, we might as well pick a game that reaches its inevitable conclusion-outright loli perversion.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:34:04 AM »

i don't think i could actually stomach playing ar tonelico, especially not with my wife in the haus.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:55:39 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 15, 2007, 10:34:04 AM

i don't think i could actually stomach playing ar tonelico, especially not with my wife in the haus.

I think explaining to my wife what the game is about would be hilarious. She had a huge laugh at that creepy Idolm@ster thread on GAF when I showed it to her (she didn't believe anime fans in the US were so debased).

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:27:10 PM »

If Ar Tonelico wins, I'm out. And that's even if I play it during the day while my wife is at work (7 weeks of summer vacation is yet another awesome reason to be a school psychologist).

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:31:21 PM »

Ar tonelico's not going to win...I think Odin Sphere's going to win it. TVC 15 should just post here so I can lock the thread and we can get started. I'm getting impatient to race for the crown of homojapuality.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:39:12 PM »

If Odin Sphere wins, I'm out. That game is borderline good! What sort of contest is this!

Can we True Masochists pick up Ar Tonelico as an alternate selection?

bluemax · « **Reply #28 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:39:56 PM »

Quote from: Groo on June 14, 2007, 10:23:32 PM

I voted for Legendia as I have never ever beaten a Tales game, but this one has music by the Mr. Driller composer so I want to beat it. But the first hour or so was pretty..... meh $:-\$

Legendia was my second choice. I've played a few Tales games (only beat one) and found the gameplay stomachable enough.

I think I need to see why everyone is so scared of Ar Tornelico, to google!

Wow, Ar Tonelico is way more HomoJapa or whatever than Odin Sphere. I can play Odin Sphere and not feel ashamed of myself, but Ar Tonelico? I feel dirty just reading about it.

Robo · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:35:14 PM »

I think I would have to drop out if we picked Ar Tornelico.

Also, how are we gonna do this AND the book club? Where do you re-res find the time?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:47:07 PM »

how is something homojapual if you can actually stomach playing it?

the extreme reaction to Ar Tonelico in this thread shows it is the ONE TRUE CHOICE for self-flagellation

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:50:29 PM »

i couldn't stomach legendia. fine, i'll go with legendia. i refuse to endorse pedophilia!

btw, when trawling the gamefaqs forums for hints, i sure see a lot of pedos and furries slapping each other on the back. maybe it'll be good if the wii kills gaming!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:51:43 PM »

Legendia would be okay. I still maintain that Odin Sphere is not nearly homojapual enough for this contest. We need horrible anime tropes regurgitated unthinkingly, dammit.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:52:56 PM »

odin sphere was only chosen so we could save money.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #34 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:54:42 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 15, 2007, 03:52:56 PM

odin sphere was only chosen so we could save money.

that may work for girlfriends but not for this contest!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:54:58 PM »

yeah, the velvet sprite made my wife laugh at me. on the other hand, she *did* ask if i'd like her to dress like that.

on the OTHER other hand, she said "no". $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:06:08 PM »

I change my vote again, I wanna do Fantastic Four Silver Surfer

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:08:13 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 15, 2007, 04:06:08 PM

I change my vote again, I wanna do Fantastic Four Silver Surfer

your sentence is missing a definite article

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:09:45 PM »

I wanna do the Fantastic Four -and- the Silver Surfer?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:55:28 PM »

So I was all ready to get started on the path to homojapuality, but Odin Sphere was sold out everywhere I went: EBGames, Gamestop, Best Buy, Fry's, Fred Meyer, etc.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** June 15, 2007, 05:45:10 PM »

distantmantra, i have an extra copy i bought for my brother, but he was broke and now he doesn't want it. you want?

tiesto · « **Reply #41 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:20:50 PM »

I was looking at the Ar Tonelico 1 site, none of these characters look THAT loli... I mean none of them are nearly as bad as the chick from Disgaea or something - the younger girls are all clothed and the "sexy" characters look reasonably adult.

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Author Topic: THE POLL FOR THE RACE TO HOMOJAPUALITY (Read 2591 times)