Now that G is banned, Evilbore needs a new guy, and I believe Synbios is just the right man for the job. Not only is he a major japafag (of which we've had a recent influx these past few days - hi, dcharlie!), but his obsession with moving to Japan so he can get laid by asian girls is mildly humorous.
What say you, Evilboreans? WHAT SAY YOU?
EDIT: And if not Synbios, how about The Frankman?