Author Topic: I propose we offer membership to Synbios459. (Read 9296 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** June 18, 2007, 03:43:15 AM »

Now that G is banned, Evilbore needs a new guy, and I believe Synbios is just the right man for the job. Not only is he a major japafag (of which we've had a recent influx these past few days - hi, dcharlie!), but his obsession with moving to Japan so he can get laid by asian girls is mildly humorous.

What say you, Evilboreans? WHAT SAY YOU?

EDIT: And if not Synbios, how about The Frankman?

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:44:53 AM »

Why do you pick horrible members? Does it just come with the territory or what? Real talk.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:46:12 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 18, 2007, 03:44:53 AM

Why do you pick horrible members? Does it just come with the territory or what? Real talk.

Pick your poison:
1. Synbios459.
2. The Frankman.
3. sp0rsk.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:46:54 AM »

As an icon, I don't believe you are in a position to offer me anything.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:48:30 AM »

1. Synbios459.
2. The Frankman.
3. sp0rsk.
4. Angels of a Wing.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:49:43 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:51:01 AM »

I actually kind of like Synbios. The Frankman is a cockface, though. We don't need his kind.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:51:51 AM »

That's one vote for Synbios!

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 03:51:51 AM

That's one vote for Synbios!

I take back TVC's vote. That's zero votes for Synbios.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:58:52 AM »

1. Synbios459. 1 Vote
2. The Frankman.
3. sp0rsk.
4. Angels of a Wing.
5. Smiles and Cries.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:59:37 AM »

I don't like him, that's why.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:59:58 AM »

Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 03:59:09 AM

Why don't you just invite imastalker co. while you're at it.

I will quit the forum. I just got the okay to put him on the executioner's block at GAF!

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:01:06 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 18, 2007, 03:59:58 AM

Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 03:59:09 AM
Why don't you just invite imastalker co. while you're at it.

I will quit the forum. I just got the okay to put him on the executioner's block at GAF!

For real? He's getting permabanned? I never thought I'd see the day.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:01:11 AM »

I vote for imastalker co. !

Bye bye TVC!

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:03:12 AM »

1. Synbios459. 1 Vote
2. The Frankman.
3. sp0rsk.
4. Angels of a Wing.
5. Smiles and Cries.
6. duckroll.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:04:13 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:01:06 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 18, 2007, 03:59:58 AM
Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 03:59:09 AM
Why don't you just invite imastalker co. while you're at it.

I will quit the forum. I just got the okay to put him on the executioner's block at GAF!

For real? He's getting permabanned? I never thought I'd see the day.

No, at least not at first. I am fair, even to those I hate. Except Ferrariman. But that is understandable.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:06:57 AM »

smiles and cries is awesome, plus he already has an account here.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:08:05 AM »

smiles and cries is a great person, he was the reason cloudwalking and i, and groo (j-ram) and dcharlie, and pussy boner and co. got together in the first place.

he will always hold that place in my HEART

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:08:46 AM »

metdroid

oh wait nvm

fuck that guy

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:09:07 AM »

demi, is that an actual display of human emotion?

If no one objects, I am going to invite Synbios. Is everyone cool with that?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:09:51 AM »

The Frankman fucking sucks. If you invite him, I'll fucking kill you.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:10:50 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:09:07 AM

demi, is that an actual display of human emotion?

I am a robot devoid of such things

And no, don't invite him. Nobody is taking this thread seriously. Don't do it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:11:57 AM »

I wasn't serious about The Frankman, I hate him too. But TVC is cool with Synbios. What's your issue with him, demi? Is it the fact that he's disabled?

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:13:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:11:57 AM

I wasn't serious about The Frankman, I hate him too. But TVC is cool with Synbios. What's your issue with him, demi? Is it the fact that he's horribly deformed?

Yes, it's obvious God has no purpose for him

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:13:46 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:11:57 AM

I wasn't serious about The Frankman, I hate him too.

Don't even joke!

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:15:07 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 18, 2007, 04:13:33 AM

Yes, it's obvious God has no purpose for him

He says he can't bathe himself properly so he wants to come to Japan so he can get washed by women at soaplands. That is an idea I approve of.

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:16:24 AM »

hahaha, soapland.

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:19:54 AM »

You have to admire the dude's pluck - he can't bathe himself so he'll just get someone (preferably young, female, and nude) to do it for him. God gave him lemons and he's doing his darnedest to make himself some thirst-quenching lemonade.

FatalT · « **Reply #28 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:29:24 AM »

If you're getting japafags here you might as well just invite that cock blaster tnw. God I hate him so much.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:30:09 AM »

tnw is a dick, I would never invite him. Synbios is mostly harmless.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:33:39 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:30:09 AM

tnw is a dick, I would never invite him.

He is so obviously indoctrinated into the Japan is better than everything else school of thought. Remember a few weeks back when he criticized the US for not having a well-rounded beverage selection? What a dolt.

Quote

Synbios is mostly harmless.

Always the impression I got. I figured (before this thread) that he was mostly neutral on the GAF poster litmus test.

Mondain · « **Reply #31 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:33:47 AM »

uh wtf do you care so much about inviting a bunch of nerdy strangers over the Internet

why not focus on making good content in the first place... maybe then, they'll... feel compelled to come on their own?

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:38:21 AM »

Quote from: Mondain on June 18, 2007, 04:33:47 AM

uh wtf do you care so much about inviting a bunch of nerdy strangers over the Internet

why not focus on making good content in the first place... maybe then, they'll... feel compelled to come on their own?

What kind of content do you propose, my good man?

And yeah, TVC, I just think he's funny and would provide a good alternative to G. I don't get why demi is so dead set against inviting him here.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:44:15 AM »

He's an inspiration.

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 04:45:08 AM

Yeah... we should all aspire to be people who cannot bathe

He's disabled, jerk.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:48:29 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:46:11 AM

Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 04:45:08 AM
Yeah... we should all aspire to be people who cannot bathe

He's disabled, jerk.

So was G, but I don't see you saying nice things about him.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:49:02 AM »

G wasn't disabled, just fat.

Beezy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:49:52 AM »

I'd vote for Blackace, but he's a mod.

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:51:36 AM »

Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 04:50:16 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:49:02 AM
G wasn't disabled, just fat.

He obviously had a mental disability.

You can still enjoy the pleasure of his company over at Mupepe's forum.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** June 18, 2007, 05:04:02 AM »

What, you didn't know? He mentions it every few posts on GAF. He's disabled and has little flipper hands.

He wants to move to Japan so he can get laid because he thinks being white will automatically up his hotness factor.

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** June 18, 2007, 05:15:04 AM »

Quote from: Groo on June 18, 2007, 05:13:05 AM

No, I'm not on GAF enough to notice him posting.

But he's right. Being white automatically makes you 500% hotter.
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especially in summer
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I'm from a tropical island so I don't mind the hot weather at all.

Mondain · « **Reply #41 on:** June 18, 2007, 05:15:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:38:21 AM

Quote from: Mondain on June 18, 2007, 04:33:47 AM
uh wtf do you care so much about inviting a bunch of nerdy strangers over the Internet

why not focus on making good content in the first place... maybe then, they'll... feel compelled to come on their own?

What kind of content do you propose, my good man?

uh, post about the stuff you like and do your best... if you build it, they will come

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** June 18, 2007, 05:18:54 AM »

Well, I like Synbios.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** June 18, 2007, 06:21:41 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:38:21 AM

Quote from: Mondain on June 18, 2007, 04:33:47 AM
uh wtf do you care so much about inviting a bunch of nerdy strangers over the Internet

why not focus on making good content in the first place... maybe then, they'll... feel compelled to come on their own?

What kind of content do you propose, my good man?

And yeah, TVC, I just think he's funny and would provide a good inoffensive alternative to G. I don't get why demi is so dead set against inviting him here.

That's just demi. He's a moody little bitch.

Also, if The Frankman shows up here (in the event that he's banned at GAF) I will become a GAF exclusive.

(cue demi saying INVITE FRANKMAN)

bud · « **Reply #44 on:** June 18, 2007, 06:22:38 AM »

i kinda like bjork form the ot

FatalT · « **Reply #45 on:** June 18, 2007, 07:19:56 AM »

Quote from: bud on June 18, 2007, 06:22:38 AM

i kinda like bjork form the ot

I second that. Bjork is cool.

tiesto · « **Reply #46 on:** June 18, 2007, 08:25:58 AM »

I don't really notice much of the Frankman... what's so bad about him?

Invite Angels of a Wing, that guy is hilarious, he had some funny-ass stories (probably all BS but at least he was entertaining)!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #47 on:** June 18, 2007, 08:32:07 AM »

I invited Bjork over here a long time ago, and he turned me down

Cheebs · « **Reply #48 on:** June 18, 2007, 08:32:35 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 03:58:52 AM

1. Synbios459. 1 Vote
2. The Frankman.
3. sp0rsk.
4. Angels of a Wing.
5. Smiles and Cries.

Smiles and Cries was/is here. He was one of the early members. I called him a porch monkey to a bunch of his posts and got offended and angry so he left iirc.

bud · « **Reply #49 on:** June 18, 2007, 08:36:37 AM »

why do people hate sp0rsk?

i don't hate him *shrugs*

Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** June 18, 2007, 09:02:15 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on June 18, 2007, 08:32:07 AM

I invited Bjork over here a long time ago, and he turned me down

bjork has some weird issues with mexicans.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #51 on:** June 18, 2007, 09:47:24 AM »

I forgot the reason bjork gave me for not posting over here.

But the handicapped asian loving man would be fine.

Cheebs · « **Reply #52 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:04:50 AM »

Quote from: bud on June 18, 2007, 08:36:37 AM

why do people hate sp0rsk?

i don't hate him *shrugs*

:sp0rsk1

Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:40:40 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 18, 2007, 08:32:35 AM

Smiles and Cries was/is here. He was one of the early members. I called him a porch monkey to a bunch of his posts and got offended and angry so he left iirc.

u scarin them negroids off?

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #54 on:** June 18, 2007, 11:33:41 AM »

Quote from: bud on June 18, 2007, 08:36:37 AM

why do people hate sp0rsk?

i don't hate him *shrugs*

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** June 18, 2007, 12:04:27 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 04:03:12 AM

1. Synbios459. 1 Vote
2. The Frankman.
3. sp0rsk.
4. Angels of a Wing.
5. Smiles and Cries.
6. duckroll.

Duckroll hates Evilbore. He's the typical gaf group think type of person who hates it because the staff hates it. Either that, or because drinky/maf post here.

Cyanista · « **Reply #56 on:** June 18, 2007, 12:05:44 PM »

Message board waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #57 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:08:15 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 18, 2007, 03:48:30 AM

4. Angels of a Wing.

Oh hell naw!!

bluemax · « **Reply #58 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:17:40 PM »

Can we get a warning before posting fucking naked spr0sk. Holy shit.

BlackMage · « **Reply #59 on:** June 18, 2007, 09:08:32 PM »

Why do you guys need new members when you have me? :'(

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Author Topic: I propose we offer membership to Synbios459. (Read 9296 times)