Author Topic: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen (Read 7852 times)

Cyanista · « **Reply #60 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:34:35 PM »

The next to last battle with all the mini-sorceresses at the end of FF8 was awesomely trippy, too. Probably my favorite RPG fight ever, though that is largely due to the fact that the chick's dog (who shared a name with MY childhood dog, aww) got his awesome full heal limit break and saved me a reset. <3

Error Macro · « **Reply #61 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:49:56 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 23, 2007, 03:13:42 PM

I've always prefered the pixely PSX texturing than the N64 blur texturing. N64 3d makes me think I forgot to put on my glasses or something.

I used to think that, back in the day. Had a few fairly ugly arguments with my friend over it - thought shit was going to turn violent. Goddamn, that was the sad pinnacle of my console nerdism.

PSX/Saturn looks like horse feces on an HDTV. N64 image quality holds up surprisingly well with S-Video. Playing old consoles almost demands having a standard def CRT around.

Vizzys · « **Reply #62 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:44:54 PM »

I like jrpgs and anime but I dont think JAPAN IS THE PROMISED LAND AND I MUST MAKE MY PILGRIMAGE TO THE MECCA.

Himu · « **Reply #63 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 23, 2007, 04:44:54 PM

I like jrpgs and anime but I dont think JAPAN IS THE PROMISED LAND AND I MUST MAKE MY PILGRIMAGE TO THE MECCA.

rofl

<3

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #64 on:** June 23, 2007, 05:52:33 PM »

OOT was godly to my 12 year old self, that's all I know. And when I played the Master Quest a few years back, it was still pretty great. Just about all the games from the 32/64-bit era look like shit nowadays, not just ones on the N64.

Himu · « **Reply #65 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:10:38 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 05:52:33 PM

OOT was godly to my 12 year old self, that's all I know. And when I played the Master Quest a few years back, it was still pretty great. Just about all the games from the 32/64-bit era look like shit nowadays, not just ones on the N64.

Pretty much. There are few of em that's aged well graphically or gameplay wise. A lot of the 3d action games then had AWFUL controls, for instance.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #66 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:19:54 PM »

I like Tokyo, it's the closest city we have to an actual physical representation of the Los Angeles in Blade Runner, which fascinated me as a small child and continues to do so. I'm a sucker for ridiculously large cities with massive skyscrapers and bright lights, regardless of the country it's in. New York, Paris, and London are great, but Tokyo takes it to eleven.

I don't think Japan is better than America, nor would I want to live there. It's just a cool place to visit, much like many other countries and cities.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #67 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:42:22 PM »

Hay guyz how do i jump the fence in the begining of twilight princess

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:55:21 PM »

I don't like JRPG's, anime, hentai, manga, Japanese girls, orthe DS. And, if anything, two nukes were not enough.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #69 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:57:43 PM »

Damn it, I have a DS.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #70 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:06:10 PM »

JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #71 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:06:10 PM

JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.

canada, eh?

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:06:10 PM

In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or the UK.

Fixed.

bud · « **Reply #73 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:14:52 PM »

japan and techmology

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #74 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:15:17 PM »

seriously can someone plz help me

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #75 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:23:53 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:06:10 PM
JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.
canada, eh?

I smell a maple scented orgy coming on.

edit: is use to think Japan was pritty cool but Blackace and Dragona knocked that down a little.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #76 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 23, 2007, 07:14:18 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:06:10 PM
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or the UK.

Fixed.

You really are white :'(

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM

canada, eh?

It's like America lite. Tastes the same but much better for you. Well I'll keep away from the French.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:43:51 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:41:17 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
canada, eh?
It's like America lite. Tastes the same but much better for you. Well I'll keep away from the French.

One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?

And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #78 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 07:43:51 PM

One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?

And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.

I will visit this Canada and write a blog about my zany and magical adventures. Though I'll say this Canada seems a good place to settle down in perhaps not to experience your youth in.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #79 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:49:28 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?

And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.
I will visit this Canada and write a blog about my zany and magical adventures. Though I'll say this Canada seems a good place to settle down in perhaps not to experience your youth in.

I'm pretty boring, you'd think it would be a good fit. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #80 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:52:57 PM »

Malek hates Canada? I knew you were a Frenchy!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #81 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:56:04 PM »

The UK is great, England and Scotland are awesome in particular. London's a great city, but I love Cambridge. There are some really great record shops there.

As for Paris, it's beautiful and worth visiting, but French culture doesn't do much for me.

The Netherlands, Finland, and Sweden rule. I highly recommend visiting all three.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #82 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:58:47 PM »

One day I wish to create my own nation. You will worship me and offer me sacrificial virgins.* A nude Monica Bellucci will grace grace our flag. Our national anthem will be I Want to Hold Your Hand. Those who talk in libraries will be shot. And I will name this land Malekistan.

*best not sacrifice cajolejuice

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:06:09 PM »

Well when I am crowned king of Canada, i will put an end to your horrid plan!

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #84 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:08:21 PM »

I too used think the UK was a great country to live in however it seems the two only great things are the value of the pound and (seemingly) job opportunities. Everything else you can import.

If you want excitement injected into your life like a dose of heroin just by your surroundings you need a frantic and rewarding work life and new friends not necessarily a change of location. Although high rates of crime will help.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #85 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:12:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:06:09 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #86 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:12:48 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:06:09 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.

But I could become a Malekan! :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #87 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:19:19 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:12:48 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:06:09 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.

But I could become a Malekan! :'(

No you could not. Take a look at our sample citizenship test.

Quote

Name:__________________ Date: ____________________

1. Do you enjoy anime?

2. Do you own a wii?

Fill in the blank

3. Th______is a cat in the house.

4. Th______ going to the party.

5. They will play with th_____ toys.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #88 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:23:52 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:12:48 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:06:09 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.

But I could become a Malekan! :'(
No you could not. Take a look at our sample citizenship test.

Quote
Name:__________________ Date: ____________________

1. Do you enjoy anime?

Yes, and you will to one day

2. Do you own a wii?
see above!

Fill in the blank

3. there______is a cat in the house.

4. they're______ going to the party.

5. They will play with their_____ toys.

did I win?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #89 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:29:27 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 07:58:47 PM

One day I wish to create my own nation. You will worship me and offer me sacrificial virgins.* A nude Monica Bellucci will grace grace our flag. Our national anthem will be I Want to Hold Your Hand. Those who talk in libraries will be shot. And I will name this land Malekistan.

*best not sacrifice cajolejuice

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.

demi · « **Reply #90 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:30:21 PM »

magical starsign > oot

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #91 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:31:26 PM »

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.

[/quote]

About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #92 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:31:26 PM

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.

About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.
[/quote]

I'll play Stalin to your Lenin

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #93 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:37:07 PM »

You'll play Jew to my Hitler.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #94 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:31:26 PM

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.

Quote

About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.

I'LL SHOW YOU

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #95 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:42:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:37:07 PM

You'll play Jew to my Hitler.

I'll out live you, even after taking massive damage then?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #96 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:57:37 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2007, 08:42:56 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 23, 2007, 08:37:07 PM
You'll play Jew to my Hitler.

I'll out live you, even after taking massive damage then?

Beezy · « **Reply #97 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:06:31 PM »

Screw you guys, I'd like to visit Japan.

Ichirou · « **Reply #98 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:13:07 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 23, 2007, 10:02:59 PM

i came for the 4x pay rise , i stayed for the hairy minges.

p.s. lets get it clear on Azumanga - i don`t like it because not fucking funny. Proper Japoqueers like this anime. It`s the truth. Watch some american cartoons that are funny. Azumanga is about as funny as Garfield.

Actually, that is what confirms your homojapuality. You don't like the show (not unusual amongst elitist homojapuals) but the only reason you can imagine anyone would like the show is because they want to sleep with anime characters. This lack of imagination and tendency towards the perverted is a trademark of a mind infested with homojapuality.

p.s. Making excuses about your wife's japaneseness is shameful. You're a japafag - say it loud and say it proud!

Ichirou · « **Reply #99 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:34:14 PM »

I bow before your elite japafaggitude, dcharlie. You are a shining example to anyone trying to achieve maximum homojapuality.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #100 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:24:52 PM »

Ichi why are you giving D such a hard time. I like him, other than his unsubstantiated Azuma hate.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #101 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:29:39 PM »

So do you burst into a blinding light when you reach Leet Homojapuality? Or does the Japanese Government give you a watch that can not only tell time but summon your own Gundam?

Details pls

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #102 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:32:42 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:29:39 PM

So do you burst into a blinding light when you reach Leet Homojapuality? Or does the Japanese Government give you a watch that can not only tell time but summon your own Gundam?

Details pls

Oh Fuck. That's awesome.

I don't the wife would let me bring it into the house, though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #103 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:33:16 PM »

Well, let's say this is what dcharlie looks like in his normal state (let's call it "standard japafag"):

Eventually, though, as his experience and homojapuality increases, he reaches a stage known as "beyond japafaggitude", or "super japafag":

If he stays in Japan long enough, he will be able to reach the power level colloquially known as "super japafag 3":

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #104 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:34:46 PM »

I've heard that "Super Japafag 3" cannot be sustained that long. Which is why most japafags leave for a while

This is more scientific than nintenhos thread about alternate FoC's anuses bursting into Black Holes

Ichirou · « **Reply #105 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:37:42 PM »

Just "standard japafag", I'm afraid.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #106 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:42:40 PM »

DC THROWING DEM BOWS

Vizzys · « **Reply #107 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:45:48 PM »

Go fuck chichi ichirou

or bulma

Ichirou · « **Reply #108 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:45:59 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 23, 2007, 11:42:13 PM

how comes you are stuck on this rank? is it because you can`t get laid?

You seem to have a very strange preoccupation with my sex life. Do you want details? Because if you do, you can go ahead and ask instead of hinting about it.

At any rate, it has nothing to do with sex and more to do with the fact that I'm not married to a Japanese girl, and have not settled down nor plan to make any permanent roots here. That is the stage at which you exceed typical japafaggitude.

Himu · « **Reply #109 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 23, 2007, 10:06:31 PM

Screw you guys, I'd like to visit Japan.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to visit. It's when you want to live there just because...it's you know, Japan. That makes no sense at all.

Japan is on my list of countries I want to visit before I die. That list consists of Canada, Mexico (Caribbean), UK, France, and some countries in Africa.

Ichirou · « **Reply #110 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:00:58 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 23, 2007, 11:57:53 PM

yes, ichirou , i`m obsessed with your love life and would like all the details please.

And photos.

I dunno, man, I just mean that it's the second time you've asked about my sex life. If you really want to know, just PM me, and I'll give you more details. But no pictures, sorry.

EDIT: Just to clarify, I don't mind. I'm actually kind of flattered that you care so much.

Himu · « **Reply #111 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:02:49 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 23, 2007, 10:02:59 PM

i came for the 4x pay rise , i stayed for the hairy minges.

p.s. lets get it clear on Azumanga - i don`t like it because it`s not fucking funny. Proper Japoqueers like this anime. It`s the truth. Watch some american cartoons that are funny. Azumanga is about as funny as Garfield.

Dcharlie you are insane. Many of us, maf included, agree that Azumanga's comedy is pretty universal. Most of the jokes don't need explaining, and most of them certainly don't have to do with Japanese culture or anything.

Vizzys · « **Reply #112 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:04:41 AM »

ichirou is the definition of japafag

just look it up at urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=japafag

Himu · « **Reply #113 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:05:44 AM »

Dcharlie: Give me a translation of yakuza 2 so I can import it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #114 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:15:18 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 23, 2007, 11:57:53 PM

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At any rate, it has nothing to do with sex and more to do with the fact that I'm not married to a Japanese girl, and have not settled down nor plan to make any permanent roots here.

but this is to do with you being a low ranking Japanafag - you could be enjoying all Japans glorious bounty with out having to get married or settled - word on the street is that you are letting the side down. Just saying - the Japafag Council are concerned about your contribution and given the rising number of applicants who would help promote our Japafaggy Agenda, you know... questions are being raised.

I'm not really that into asian girls. Yeah, that's it...that's the ticket.

Ichirou · « **Reply #115 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:46:09 AM »

No, I live in Saitama-shi.

demi · « **Reply #116 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:25:41 AM »

does sporks live near you? punch him the face, evilbore exclusiveo

maybe he will ban you for punching him

tiesto · « **Reply #117 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:08:16 AM »

Japan is one of many countries I'd like to visit. I've only been to Canada, UK, and France so far, and UK and France were when I was still in HS and with my family, so I would like to go back. I also really wanna go to Italy, Australia, Africa, the Netherlands, and Poland - the latter to find a woman

Himu · « **Reply #118 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:29:33 AM »

I want to visit China as well. Chinese culture and history > Japanese culture and history

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #119 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:25:07 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 24, 2007, 11:29:33 AM

I want to visit China as well. Chinese culture and history > Japanese culture and history

China is fascinating, and well worth visiting. I have family friends who are professors in Guangzhou, they're very nice people who showed us a great time and a much more "real" China experience than most Americans will get to see.

But, I still liked Japan more.

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Author Topic: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen (Read 7852 times)