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Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« on: June 23, 2007, 12:50:12 PM »
are homojapuals like sp0rsks and synbios creatures of genetic misfortune, or do they choose to indulge in their deviance of their own volition?

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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2007, 01:10:01 PM »
Homojapuality is the product of nurture, not nature; it's a result of the US's cultural importation of bizarre fetishes and fringe hobbies which Americans believe to be mainstream in Japanese society.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2007, 01:11:27 PM »
do you consider videogames to be gateways to the homojapual lifestyle? see: dcharlie, lyte edge.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2007, 01:17:11 PM »
Not necessarily.  I mean, there's a whole range of games out there that have absolutely zero homojapual content, such as sports games and first-person shooters.  Things start to get sketchy once you get past Western-developed games and dipping your feet into otherwise innocent-seeming titles such as the Street Fighter series (which features two schoolgirl characters) and the whole Japanese take on role-playing games (which frequently feature pre-pubescent looking females in highly sexualized outfits or situations).

EDIT: While I can offer no real evidence, I do have an interesting anecdote.  Last Christmas I went home to visit my family and attend my cousin's wedding.  Another cousin, who is in high school, came up to me the day of the ceremony interested in hearing about my experiences in Japan.  After I spoke to her a bit about my job and what I had seen during my stay here so far, she confessed to being a Japanophile and started speaking about how much she loved the culture as exemplified through Full Metal Panic, Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.  Is it coincidence that my cousin has shown interest in the homojapual lifestyle, or is there a genetic link?  I cannot say.  In addition, the cousin who got married is ALSO a borderline Japanophile.  Yet my brother and sister show absolutely no interest in degenerate Japanese subcultures (my sister is an art major so she did visit me here because she wanted to look at temples and sculpture firsthand but that's another thing entirely).
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2007, 01:24:14 PM »
I feel JRPGs are definitely the gateway to homojapuality.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2007, 01:28:37 PM »
I feel JRPGs are definitely the gateway to homojapuality.

The ESRB should note when games have homojapual content so parents can make informed decisions about what games to get for their kids.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2007, 01:37:06 PM »
are homojapuals like sp0rsks and synbios creatures of genetic misfortune, or do they choose to indulge in their deviance of their own volition?


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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2007, 01:39:08 PM »
Mupepe is friend and confidant to a recovering homojapual.  I don't doubt that he has a unique insight into the struggle that a man faces when he realizes he has fallen into a pit of moral decadence and must strive to climb back up and regain a semblance of normalcy.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2007, 01:39:57 PM »
Hell, i started down that path myself.  But reality and vagina pulled me back.

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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2007, 01:43:34 PM »
You're lucky that first vagina was not an Asian vagina, or there might have been no escape for you.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2007, 01:45:21 PM »
the candy colored clown they call the sandman, tip toes to my room every night.  just to sprinkle stardust and whisper "go to sleep and everything is alright"

I close my eyes and I drift away into the magic night I softly say a silent prayer. 

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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2007, 01:45:34 PM »
I have a friend who is knee deep in homojapuality. He's leaving to study abroad in Japan in a couple of weeks.

It all started with FFVII. While most of my friends and I were obsessed with Zelda:OOT, he played his PSX JRPG...and never turned back. I can't make fun of his virgin status, but at least all my other friends who never played FFVII have made the jump.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2007, 01:47:06 PM »
Homojapuality does not necessarily equate to being an eternal virgin (see: dcharlie, lyte edge, distant mantra - all are either married or soon will be).  Sounds like your friend is just a big socially maladjusted nerd.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2007, 01:47:24 PM »
OOT *is* shit compared to the best PSX RPGs.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2007, 01:48:38 PM »
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2007, 01:48:42 PM »
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.

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And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou. But they go hand-in-hand much of time, like Mupepe implies below me.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2007, 01:48:58 PM »
Homojapuality does not necessarily equate to being an eternal virgin (see: dcharlie, lyte edge, distant mantra - all are either married or soon will be).  Sounds like your friend is just a big socially maladjusted nerd.
a maladjusted nerds *and* a japafag!  holy shit

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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2007, 01:50:16 PM »
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.

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:heartbeat OOT
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And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou.

OOT doesn't lead down the path to homojapuality but it can result in nintenfaggotry, which is just as bad.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2007, 01:50:47 PM »
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2007, 01:56:40 PM »
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.

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:heartbeat OOT
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And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou.

OOT doesn't lead down the path to homojapuality but it can result in nintenfaggotry, which is just as bad.

That much is true. I fell into that for a short period. I like to think I was never as bad as most N-fegs I've seen on GAF though.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2007, 02:26:13 PM »
I see DCharlie, Ichi and Lyte Edge as homojapuality enablers. They really aren't under the false delusion since they've been there, done that. But they pull in new homojapuals en masse.

This really is a current problem that needs to be addressed
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2007, 02:28:11 PM »
Are you kidding me, BT?  dcharlie is so esconced in the homojapual lifestyle that the only way he can imagine anyone enjoying a television program like Azumanga Daioh is because he thinks they want to fuck the cartoon schoolgirls.  THAT'S an extreme form of homojapuality.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2007, 02:29:07 PM »
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2007, 02:29:37 PM »
Are you kidding me, BT?  dcharlie is so esconced in the homojapual lifestyle that the only way he can imagine anyone enjoying a television program like Azumanga Daioh is because he thinks they want to fuck the cartoon schoolgirls.  THAT'S an extreme form of homojapuality.

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Then its a cultish sort of scenario

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yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.

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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2007, 02:30:23 PM »
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.

Have you lost your mind?  OOT is one of the best games ever!
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2007, 02:31:02 PM »
dcharlie and lyte edge are examples of alpha male homojapuals.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2007, 02:33:09 PM »
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2007, 02:34:31 PM »
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.

Have you lost your mind?  OOT is one of the best games ever!

When Zelda came out, I played it for a day, was unimpressed, and went back to Brave Fencer Musashi, which absolutely murdered it as far as action RPGs go.

Games that are worse than OOT on PSX?  Maybe Shadow Madness.  Some of Beyond the Beyond. Vandal Hearts 2.  Saga Frontier.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2007, 02:35:10 PM »
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.

You're like the worst poster on Evilbore, you know that?  You just beat futami.
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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2007, 02:36:29 PM »
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.

You're like the worst poster on Evilbore, you know that?  You just beat futami.

You didn't get my Grand Theft Auto reference :(
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2007, 02:36:34 PM »
no, the worst poster award is a three-way tie between am nintenho, flameofcallandor, and junpei.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2007, 02:37:39 PM »
Replace junpei with futami and that'd be my list too.  And I'd add Powerslave because he hates armenian people.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2007, 02:37:53 PM »
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.

Have you lost your mind?  OOT is one of the best games ever!

When Zelda came out, I played it for a day, was unimpressed, and went back to Brave Fencer Musashi, which absolutely murdered it as far as action RPGs go.

Games that are worse than OOT on PSX?  Maybe Shadow Madness.  Some of Beyond the Beyond. Vandal Hearts 2.  Saga Frontier.

I don't know what it is about the Saga Frontier games but I keep going back to them and coming out with a look of disgust. And yet, I do it again and again and again like my experience will change with the games. Theres something drawing me to them
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2007, 02:38:28 PM »
What
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2007, 02:38:54 PM »
futami's funny. y'all just don't grok his sense of humor, you uptight honkies!
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2007, 02:39:46 PM »
Let's get back to Americans thinking Japan is the greatest country in the world!
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2007, 02:39:56 PM »
I like SaGa Frontier 2.

And no, futami is not funny.  He's an idiot.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2007, 02:42:59 PM »
come on. i lol'd at his remarks in the synbios thread. do you have no soul?
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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2007, 02:43:48 PM »
come on. i lol'd at his remarks in the synbios thread. do you have no soul?

You guys are lucky you didn't see the video of him playing Halo 2 he put up on TeamXbox. It was classic.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2007, 02:44:29 PM »
I still want to know how synbios jerks it with those tiny flipper hands.
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« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2007, 02:48:33 PM »
I think he gives himself a footjob.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2007, 02:50:08 PM »
He must be really fucking flexible, then.  I can't touch my dong with my feet.
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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2007, 02:55:15 PM »
I just looked at a picture of Japan (land mass) and it totally looks like either a Flacid Dick or a perky Fully Erect one. Sort of like a "Glass half full, Glass half empty" situation goin on here.

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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2007, 02:57:35 PM »
He must be really fucking flexible, then.  I can't touch my dong with my feet.

You'd be amazed at what the mentally distinguished mentally-challenged can do.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2007, 03:06:39 PM »
Brave Fencer Musashi was a blast.  OOT was better, though.  I mean, come on.  That game tranced me out with its pleasing visuals and non visceral violence and peppy fairy music. 

Yes, I wanted to kill Navi.  But with HUGS.  The world was that great.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2007, 03:07:54 PM »
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.
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« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2007, 03:08:48 PM »
I just don't fucking know. My 15 year old self probably didn't know. It just happened, okay?! I'M OVER IT NOW.

*runs away crying because of his homojapualitis*
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2007, 03:10:59 PM »
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry.  I thought that game was beautiful. 
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2007, 03:11:37 PM »
You know Himumu got Homojapual hotflashes when he played Yakuza
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2007, 03:12:26 PM »
OoT looks considerably better than a lot of psx games made in its entire life span, but it's got nothing on the later psx Squaresoft games.

You know Himumu got Homojapual hotflashes when he played Yakuza

Naw, it was English. Can't do that when it's in English. I was more into the HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT OUT A PAIR OF SCISSORS FROM A BACK ALLEY AND CUT SOME GUYS FINGERS OFF WITH IT thing.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2007, 03:13:15 PM »
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry.  I thought that game was beautiful. 

link fetishism is a symptom of both homojapuality and ninfaggotry
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2007, 03:13:42 PM »
OoT looks considerably better than a lot of psx games made in its entire life span, but it's got nothing on the later psx Squaresoft games.



I've always prefered the pixely PSX texturing than the N64 blur texturing.  N64 3d  makes me think I forgot to put on my glasses or something.
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« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2007, 03:15:56 PM »
I agree with that, but I still think OoT's graphics had a lot going for it at the time. I mean, I know the world was empty and dull, but when you see that castle, or mountain, or whatever in the distance and you realized you could actually go there, it was a neat experience.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2007, 03:16:58 PM »
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry.  I thought that game was beautiful. 

link fetishism is a symptom of both homojapuality and ninfaggotry

No, remember, I'm not one of the gay boys on the forum.  When I played that game on the N64 I was young and nubile and getting it on the regular.  I really, really liked the art and game direction.  I thought just about every character in the game was adorable.  The ending where they all dance around is still one of my favorite ending cinemas.  It made me :D and if you want to mock me for that, fine. 

It's also the only zelda game that ever interested me.

I tore through FF8 nearly as avidly, not long later.   :-[

(omg maybe I am a japafag)
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2007, 03:17:46 PM »
Too bad when you went there, it was boring.  3d worlds without a jump button are distinguished mentally-challenged.  3d Zelda is distinguished mentally-challenged.  It's like The Legend of Synbios, except instead of not being able to swing your sword, you can't jump.
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2007, 03:18:38 PM »
I would have to say that Zelda is really fucking due for a jump button.
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« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2007, 03:18:49 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2007, 03:22:27 PM »
i liked oot quite a bit, and am unfortunately on the record as such. tvc and maf have given me quite a bit of shit for defending it during some of our more frighteningly geeky lunch episodes. i also liked ff8 despite my deep-seated desire to loathe it, just because OMG JUNCTION SYSTEM RULES. (and the soundtrack :heartbeat.)
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« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2007, 03:24:42 PM »
FFVIII <3
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Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2007, 03:31:48 PM »
its the American dream gone wrong.