Author Topic: I'M OUTING ALL THE HOMOJAPUALS ON THIS BOARD (Read 3719 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** June 23, 2007, 10:19:46 PM »

Don't be ashamed of your japuality, people!!!

I'm so sick and tired of people saying stuff like "I'm no japaqueer, I just like video games" or "nah, I'm not an otaku, I just like maid cafes, because they have HOT CHIXXX" or "I just like unshaven vaginas and there's no better place to find them than in Japan."

Homojapual pride!

:sp0rsk1 :hehe :santocry

:elf

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:25:14 PM »

Mother 3 owns my soul.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:26:34 PM »

After you all are rounded up in here, you will all be banned.

ananus · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:28:22 PM »

i like jrpgs. if that makes me a japanophile, so be it.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:32:41 PM »

are you the types of guys that read the shrink-wrapped hentai in the back of the comic book store?

I just realized why that hentai is shrink-wrapped.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:36:18 PM »

I have in my right pocket a list with the names of no less than ten homojapuals, some of them in the highest echelons of the Evilbore administration.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:37:13 PM »

THIS IS A TERRIBLE SCANDAL!

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:44:36 PM »

I suggest official hearings on the matter and suggest myself as chairman, with dcharlie serving as resident expert.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:45:34 PM »

we must get to the bottom of this.

first, though, see me in my office. there may be a promotion in your future if you omit certain, uh, names, and, uh, details.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:46:55 PM »

I am not ashamed of my love for giant robots.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:55:41 PM »

[youtube=425,350]H3pC39BkBZc[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:05:16 PM »

"it's a maid out fit, for my daughter, she's 15"

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:06:23 PM »

My sources tell me these rooms belong to prominent Evilboreans.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:09:54 PM »

but they're from your photobucket.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:11:30 PM »

Yes, hrmmm...and why would that be???

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:13:40 PM »

cause it's your room.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:17:02 PM »

Dude, I could only wish my apartment were that big.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 10:55:41 PM

[youtube=425,350]H3pC39BkBZc[/youtube]

A tourist or "Otaku" got his 15 year old daughter a MAID OUTFIT.

What

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM »

HINT: He's probably not married and has no children.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:21:03 PM »

My guess is he's lying about having a daughter -- bet he's never had sex. I also bet the outfit is for a blow up doll.

Mondain · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:24:47 PM »

God, toys are such a total waste of money

it's just some five cents figurine that they sell for TWENTY BUCKS

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:25:48 PM »

This is how I imagine that interview going:

"So you're buying this for your 15-year-old daughter?"
"Hahaha, yeah, she's quite an otaku, just like her old man. It's all in the blood, I guess! We must have some japanese ancestors somewhere. Or as they say here, nihonjin."
"Is your daughter here with you?"
"Uh, pardon?"
"Did you bring your daughter with you to Japan? Since she's an otaku, I mean."
"Oh...uh...no...uhm, because I-I could only afford one ticket and she has a part-time job, what's known as arubaito in Japan and..."
"Do you have any pictures of your daughter in your wallet you could show us?"
"Ahhh, I'm afraid I don't...I don't carry a wallet?"
"...I see."

Vizzys · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:26:03 PM »

AND THEY NEVER GET THE EYES RIGHT

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:26:37 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM

HINT: He's probably not married and has no children.

Which is awesome

So hilarious. Are most of the people who migrate to Japan that creepy?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:27:48 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:26:37 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM
HINT: He's probably not married and has no children.

Which is awesome So hilarious. Are most of the people who migrate to Japan that creepy?

sp0rsk comes off as pretty normal.

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:29:57 PM »

does he mumble as much as in his videos

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:27:48 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:26:37 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM
HINT: He's probably not married and has no children.

Which is awesome So hilarious. Are most of the people who migrate to Japan that creepy?

sp0rsk comes off as pretty normal.

* Malek: King of Kings channels Arrested Development

Him?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:27:48 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:26:37 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM
HINT: He's probably not married and has no children.

Which is awesome So hilarious. Are most of the people who migrate to Japan that creepy?

sp0rsk comes off as pretty normal.

I'm guessing your average JET/ALT/NOVA/etc. employee is quite normal, but man, the creepy looking guy with the neckbeard and unkempt long hair that does the "Weekly English lesson" video on the Yamanote Line sure is setting back Japafag-Japanese race relations a hundred years.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 23, 2007, 11:29:57 PM

does he mumble as much as in his videos

Yeah, that's how he normally speaks.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:19:55 AM »

THE HOLY BASTION OF JAPANESE RPGS HATH COME TO SAVE THEE

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #30 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:41:12 AM »

YAR HAR HAR.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:49:45 AM »

Id like to see you guys try to take me on muhahaha

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #32 on:** June 24, 2007, 02:01:41 AM »

Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 24, 2007, 01:49:45 AM

Id like to see you guys try to take me on muhahaha

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:25:15 AM »

DATING SIM fused with a HIGH PROFILE JRPG

Thousand Arms did it first, Persona 3 will do it again!

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:28:36 AM »

I wouldn't mark SMT as a homojapual series. Most of the games, at least most that have made it to America, aren't particularly animu-y, aside from some character designs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:29:53 AM »

SMT is not japafag stuff you feggits.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:31:40 AM »

My apologies then

I just wanted to throw "Thousand Arms" name out there

bork · « **Reply #37 on:** June 24, 2007, 06:46:57 AM »

That Otaku Tour video made me both burst out laughing and cringe at the same time. The horrible attempts to speak Japanese and the maid cafe being the worst.

On the subject of maids: I think I said this before, but I think that goofy shit might be finally dying down. Only saw a few of them in Akihabara last week, as opposed to tons and tons of them all over the place last summer. My fiance wanted to take a picture with one them, and they told us we had to go to a maid cafe to take pics. Fuck that shit. Then as we were walking down the street, a maid walks by, followed by some old men not even attempting to hide that they were trying to glance up her skirt. I almost felt bad for her until I remembered that she chose to do this for a living.

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 05:28:36 AM

I wouldn't mark SMT as a homojapual series. Most of the games, at least most that have made it to America, aren't particularly animu-y, aside from some character designs.

If you're gonna lump all the other shit in there, then SMT must be included too.

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 24, 2007, 06:51:10 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 24, 2007, 06:46:57 AM

If you're gonna lump all the other shit in there, then SMT must be included too.

Why? Aside from some character designs, I see little animu about SMT.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #39 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:43:49 AM »

This is so hilarious. I love losers who couldn't make it in America who go/live in Japan to try and make it

.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:31:33 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 05:28:36 AM

I wouldn't mark SMT as a homojapual series. Most of the games, at least most that have made it to America, aren't particularly animu-y, aside from some character designs.

It's the king of jrpgs though.

Quote from: Groo on June 24, 2007, 07:53:12 AM

SMT is more animu than Suikoden though... Suikoden is based on ancient chinese mythology, while SMT is based on modern Japan. SMT is like a game version of Akira meets Buffy.

<3 Suikoden

<3 SMT

HOMO JAP RPGS FEEL MY WRATH.

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 06:51:10 AM

Quote from: lyte edge on June 24, 2007, 06:46:57 AM

If you're gonna lump all the other shit in there, then SMT must be included too.

Why? Aside from some character designs, I see little animu about SMT.

And even the character designs aren't typical animu <3

tiesto · « **Reply #41 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:01:41 PM »

I prefer shmups, 2D games, and RPGs to FPSes, RTSes and Tom Clancy rubbish, I want to go to Japan, own some anime (but don't watch on a regular basis), and I like my girls a bit "natural" down there (though I prefer white girls to Japanese), I'll come out as a japafag

Yeti · « **Reply #42 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:04:28 PM »

what is a maid cafe? Is it just a restaurant where the waitresses dress up like maids?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #43 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on June 24, 2007, 01:04:28 PM

what is a maid cafe? Is it just a restaurant where the waitresses dress up like maids?

Pretty much. I didn't go into one, but the girls stand around Chuo-dori (the main street in Akihabara) handing out fliers and/or packs of tissues advertising the cafe they work at, hoping you'll go. Seemed really shady/creepy to me.

Yeti · « **Reply #44 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:14:05 PM »

packs of tissues? what a strange promotional item.

Cyanista · « **Reply #45 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:16:04 PM »

OMG that video.

T-Short · « **Reply #46 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:24:32 PM »

Guilty as charged:

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:27:43 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on June 24, 2007, 01:24:32 PM

Guilty as charged:
(Image removed from quote.)

But you're HOT. You don't count.

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:03:07 PM »

Your t-shirt doesn't have an anime character on it.

DISQUALIFIED

Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:05:16 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 06:51:10 AM

Quote from: lyte edge on June 24, 2007, 06:46:57 AM

If you're gonna lump all the other shit in there, then SMT must be included too.

Why? Aside from some character designs, I see little animu about SMT.

Tentacle demons, demons with gigantic horn phalluses, dating sim elements, school life sim elements (in the Persona series)...

ANIMU TOTAL

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:06:02 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 08:05:16 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 06:51:10 AM
Quote from: lyte edge on June 24, 2007, 06:46:57 AM

If you're gonna lump all the other shit in there, then SMT must be included too.

Why? Aside from some character designs, I see little animu about SMT.

Tentacle demons, demons with gigantic horn phalluses, dating sim elements, school life sim elements (in the Persona series)...

ANIMU TOTAL

At no point in an SMT game does a character's head get stuck between boobs. Not animu.

Ichirou · « **Reply #51 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:09:46 PM »

Methinks the TVC doth protest too much.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #52 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 08:09:46 PM

Methinks the TVC doth protest too much.

I've always been surprised at the amount of anime knowledge TVC has, for someone who isn't into it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:31:44 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 24, 2007, 08:29:30 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 08:09:46 PM
Methinks the TVC doth protest too much.

I've always been surprised at the amount of anime knowledge TVC has, for someone who isn't into it.

MAF and Drinky are Japtards, and numerous old friends of mine were as well. I've always had reasonably good taste, so I kinda skipped out on it.

demi · « **Reply #54 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:35:54 PM »

detective conan > doctor who

Vizzys · « **Reply #55 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:36:49 PM »

I like detective conan

way too long to see them all however.

TVC15 · « **Reply #56 on:** June 24, 2007, 08:41:29 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 24, 2007, 08:35:54 PM

detective conan > doctor who

Detective Conan is pretty good, but it is no Who.

Ichirou · « **Reply #57 on:** June 24, 2007, 09:08:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 08:41:29 PM

Quote from: demi on June 24, 2007, 08:35:54 PM
detective conan > doctor who

Detective Conan is pretty good, but it is no Who.

My homojapuality detector is beeping like mad...

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 08:05:16 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 06:51:10 AM
Quote from: lyte edge on June 24, 2007, 06:46:57 AM

If you're gonna lump all the other shit in there, then SMT must be included too.

Why? Aside from some character designs, I see little animu about SMT.

Tentacle demons, demons with gigantic horn phalluses, dating sim elements, school life sim elements (in the Persona series)...

ANIMU TOTAL

DIE.

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:35:58 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 09:08:05 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: demi on June 24, 2007, 08:35:54 PM
detective conan > doctor who

Detective Conan is pretty good, but it is no Who.

My homojapuality detector is beeping like mad...

There are a few animus I like, but I'm not like, Dr. Animu like Himu is. Also, unlike himu I have never jerked off to anime.

The only animu I own would be the first 2 volumes of FLCL, which I have never actually opened. Got them on clearance at a closing Suncoast.

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Author Topic: I'M OUTING ALL THE HOMOJAPUALS ON THIS BOARD (Read 3719 times)